WWE Raw Results 9/21/26
Frost Bank Center
San Antonio, Texas

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Commentators: (Joe Tessitore & Wade Barrett)

Ring Announcer: Alicia Taylor

Transcription by Josh Lopez

PENTA & The Judgment Day Segment 

PENTA: Last week, in Mexico City was one of the biggest nights of my life. In my house, in front of my friends, family and Mexico, there was no doubt about it, Roman Reigns, you were the better man that night and I respect you, but this is not over. Roman Reigns, I want another opportunity, I want another fight, and I want the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Because PENTA represents the fight of everybody. I just need one more opportunity to become champion. Roman, this is only the beginning, because I’m PENTA and I have Cero Miedo.

– Dominik Mysterio comes down to the ring with JD McDonagh.

Dominik Mysterio: PENTA, nobody cares about your hopes and your does, it’s not important. Do you care, JD?

JD McDonagh: Nope.

Dominik Mysterio: The people want to hear from somebody who stood tall in Mexico, like The Judgment Day. We left El Grande Americano, Stephanie Vaquer, and that deadbeat Rey Mysterio laying.

JD McDonagh: You know what? I don’t even know why you’re talking about the World Title, because you had your shot last week, and you lost, Cabron. So, take your ass to the back of the line, because my boy here, Dirty Dom is gonna win Money In The Bank, and he’s gonna be World Champion before you ever get a shot again.

Dominik Mysterio: And you need to put some respect on my name, because you’re just a luchador, and I am The King Of The Luchadores.

PENTA: Dom, let me explain something to you, you are The King Of The Pendejos, Cabron. Because the only King Of The Luchadores is your father, Cabron.

Penta and Dom start trading back and forth shots. The Judgment Day gangs up on Penta. Dom starts clearing the announce table. JD goes for a PowerBomb, but Penta counters with a Back Body Drop on the floor. Penta SuperKicks Dom. Penta rolls Dom and JD back into the ring. Penta with a Flying Double Crossbody Block. Penta kicks JD out of the ring. Penta stands tall to close this segment.

– We go to The Bloodline’s Locker Room. Tonight is the night to run the play. Somebody has to get got according to Jey Uso. Jacob feels like he’s singing same song, week in and week out by laying low, and playing it slow. It’s just not here on Monday Night Raw, it’s every day, Jacob is tapped in with 946 on his P’s and Q’s. The wrong move will be for The Bloodline to make the first move on 946. Solo Sikoa appears holding a white flag, he doesn’t want to get hit, he’s here for peace. Solo says that 946 is not gonna stop until everybody is finished, so they need to work together as a team. Jimmy says that Solo is looking for protection instead coming back to the family. There are two things Solo needs to do, he needs to acknowledge The Usos as The Captains and acknowledge Roman Reigns as his Tribal Chief. That’s not gonna happen. Jey tells Solo to leave then. Solo is going back to the drawing board. Jacob says whether it’s wrong or right or whether The Usos like it or not, they just made a big mistake.

First Match: Roxanne Perez vs. La Catalina vs. Iyo Sky In A 2026 Women’s Money In The Bank Ladder Match Qualifier 

Perez starts shoving Catalina after the bell rings. Perez slaps Catalina in the face. Perez rolls under a haymaker from Sky. Perez slaps Sky in the face. Perez takes a bow and exits the ring. Sky and Catalina start running after Perez. Sky and Catalina peppers Perez with forearm shivers. Double Irish Whip. Catalina drops down on the canvas. Sky leapfrogs over Perez. Double Dropkick to Perez. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Standing Switch Exchange. Catalina with a waist lock takedown. Sky answers with a deep arm-drag. Sky reverses out of the irish whip from Catalina. Sky and Catalina showcase their speed and agility. Sky tells Catalina to bring it. Sky ducks a clothesline from Catalina. Sky sends Catalina to the corner. Catalina dives over Sky. Catalina goes for a Spinning Gory Bomb, but Sky rolls her over for a two count. Rollup Exchange. Assisted Hurricanrana to Catalina. Sky with a Hip Toss. Catalina with a Twisting Arm-Drag. Sky rises back on her feet. Sky feeds off the Iyo chants from the San Antonio crowd.

Perez rocks Catalina with a forearm smash. Standing Switch Exchange. Perez avoids The Cazadora Double Foot Stomp. Catalina with a Missile Dropkick. Catalina is fired up. Perez attacks Catalina from behind. Perez transitions into a ground and pound attack. Perez poses for the crowd. Perez goes for The Suicide Dive, but Sky counters with a forearm smash. Sky with The Asai MoonSault. Catalina with a Flying Crossbody Block to the outside. Perez regains control of the match during the commercial break. Perez tugs on Sky’s hair. Sky with elbows into the midsection of Perez. Short-Arm Reversal by Perez. Perez with an Overhead Kick. Perez ducks a clothesline from Catalina. Perez kicks Sky in the gut. Perez with a Side Russian Leg Sweep/DDT Combination for a pair of two counts. Perez is displaying her frustration. Perez drives Catalina shoulder first into the steel ring post. Sky side steps The Running Uppercut. Sky drops Perez with The Flapjack. Sky with The Roundhouse Kick for a two count. Perez dodges The Bullet Train Attack. Perez with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Catalina responds with another Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Catalina with Two Perro Attacks. Catalina with The Bridging Fisherman’s Suplex for a two count. Catalina applies a waist lock. Sky nails Catalina with The Shotei.

Perez jumps Sky from behind. Perez dumps Sky out of the ring. Perez with a Running Uppercut to the back of Catalina’s neck. Perez goes for The Double Springboard MoonSault, but Catalina gets her knees up in the air. Sky with The Cazadora Double Foot Stomp. Catalina breaks up the cover with a Basement Dropkick. Catalina with forearm sivers. Catalina goes for The Gory Bomb, but Sky lands back on her feet. Sky with The Butterfly BackBreaker. Sky prepares for Over The MoonSault. Perez drives Sky face first into the ring post. Catalina with The Small Package for a two count. Catalina drops Perez with The Big Boot. Catalina goes for The Avalanche Cutter, but Perez gets in the way. Perez with The Top Rope Hurricanrana. Catalina responds with The Busaiku Knee for a two count. Forearm Exchange. Perez with a Spinning Back Kick. Sky SuperKicks Perez. Perez launches Sky over the top rope. Perez shoves Catalina into Sky. Catalina hits The Gory Bomb for a two count. Hair Pull Exchange. Sky with The Double Missile Dropkick. Sky pops back on her feet. Sky with The Double Bullet Train Attack. Sky walks over Catalina and Perez. Sky lands Over The MoonSault on Catalina. Perez connects with The Pop Rocks to pickup the victory.

Winner: Roxanne Perez via Pinfall 

– LA Knight runs into Solo Sikoa back. LA is trying to understand why Solo would talk to The Bloodline in the first place. Is he coming back to The Family? The paranoia is creeping in for Knight. Knight mentions that they both have big opportunities going into Money In The Bank. He understands that 946 present a huge problem, but Solo needs to lay low. Solo can get that Money In The Bank Briefcase. Knight is winning the World Heavyweight Championship. Let’s get to the other side of Money In The Bank, and then they can pick the bones of 946. Knight tells Solo, don’t you dare try to cash that briefcase on me. Solo says that he wouldn’t do that, LA Knight is his boy. Solo tells Knight to go win that World Heavyweight Championship. YEAH!

– Members of Club WWE can now vote for who they would like to see on the cover of WWE 2K27.

LA Knight Promo 

LA Knight: Let me talk to you. I’m gonna start off by saying, last week, Raw in Mexico, Roman-PENTA, if I’m being honest, they both tore the damn house down. I’ll give credit where credit is due, both men came out here, they gave it their all, yet Penta came up a bit short, Roman comes out the Champion, but now we move on to Money In The Bank. Roman Reigns, LA Knight, World Heavyweight Championship. Three years, Roman, it’s been three years since you and I have gone one-on-one. It’s been three years of scratching. It’s been three years of clawing. It’s been three years of earning. It’s been three years of getting knocked down, getting right back up. It’s been three years of you and everybody else making sure I’m not in the plans. And it’s been three years of the whole damn world telling you who the real uncrown champ of this world is, with everybody saying, LA Knight. YEAH! Like it or not, I am the plans. Now, Roman Reigns, I don’t know what it is about him, I don’t know if his parents didn’t pay attention to him when he was a kid, but he always wants to be acknowledged. Look at me, Acknowledge Me, Acknowledge Me.

I’m gonna acknowledge some things right now. Once again, I’m gonna acknowledge the fact that Roman and PENTA had a hell of a match last week. I’m gonna acknowledge the fact that Roman won by himself. And if I’m honest, let me go ahead and swallow my pride a little bit, I acknowledge Roman’s greatness. Look, I get it, I don’t like him either, but I have to acknowledge his greatness. I have to acknowledge the fact that he is possibly the greatest champion of this generation if not one of the greatest champions of all-time. And with that said, all this time I’ve heard for years, we want LA Knight, LA Knight should have a World Heavyweight Championship. But as much as you want that, I understand right now, you don’t believe it’s gonna happen, and I don’t blame you. Last time it was me and Roman, I lost. Other opportunities, I’ve come up short, I’ve lost, I’ve not won the big one, I understand that. As a matter of fact, I’m gonna acknowledge one more thing, while I was sitting back here watching PENTA and Roman last week, I even had to think to myself, I don’t know if anybody could beat Roman, not even me. So, I started to think to myself, that’s a hard pill to swallow, that’s a hard thought to sit with, but I lived with it until I noticed something different. At that time in the match, where The Bloodline usually would run down to the ring, no Bloodline. I thought back to Roman at SummerSlam, no Bloodline. I thought back to Roman at WrestleMania, no Bloodline. I thought back to when I dropped Roman on his head last week, no Bloodline. Roman Reigns wants to rewrite his legacy as a dominant champion who could do it on his own, good for him, yippy-skippy.

But the bottom line is, Roman Reigns has never been man enough to beat me, one-on-one. So, you want to know what’s different now? What’s different now is, Roman, you want to come down here, no Bloodline, my man, I commend you for it, I think it’s great, why, because I made my opportunity last week, I will make my opportunity again at Money In The Bank. I understand that while you carry that champion, you say you’re the champion that matters, you’re damn right. And with you being the champion that matters, with you being the champion that could never beat me one-on-one, I’m telling you this right now, I never needed anybody to beat anybody, I’ve done this by myself, I’ll do Money In The Bank by myself, because I am the most self-made son of a bitch in this game. So, if you want me to acknowledge one more thing, I will acknowledge, at Money In The Bank, I will acknowledge you acknowledging me as the new World Heavyweight Champion, with everybody saying, LA Knight. YEAH!

– Byron Saxton had a backstage interview with Je’Von Evans. Byron informs us that Je’Von will be the youngest WWE Superstar to ever compete in the Money In The Bank Ladder Match. Je’Von says that history will be made again when The Young OG, Mr. Bouncy, the smoothest in the game will become the youngest Money In The Bank Winner of all-time. The Vision interrupts the conversation. Logan Paul says that Je’Von is even dumber than he looks, he’s not going to win. Je’Von says that Logan hasn’t learned his lesson yet, still talking crap with a torn triceps. Bron Breakker steps up to Je’Von. Bron congratulates Je’Von on qualifying, but Money In The Bank is his, so that’s no longer Je’Von’s concern. Je’Von says that it’s ironic that Bron has his gear on, because he also has his gear on, so maybe we should find out who’s really about it. Je’Von knows that Bron has the numbers advantage. Je’Von slaps Bron in the face and starts heading to the ring. Bron tells The Vision it’s time that they start using their heads. Bron says that Je’Von is going to become history very soon.

Second Match: Bron Breakker w/The Vision vs. Je’Von Evans 

Breakker ducks a clothesline from Evans Breakker tackles Evans out of the ring. Breakker drives his knee into the midsection of Evans. Evans slaps Breakker in the face. Breakker with a knee lift. Breakker slams Evans head on the ring apron. Breakker drives Evans back first into the ringside barricade. Breakker talks smack to Evans. Breakker rolls Evans back into the ring. Evans SuperKicks Breakker. Evans with a straight right hand. Evans lands The Suicide Dive. Evans with another haymaker. Evans slams Breakker’s head on the apron. Evans with rapid fire haymakers in the corner. Evans kicks Breakker in the face. Breakker kicks Evans in the gut. Shoulder Block Exchange. Evans drops Breakker with a big palm strike. Breakker regroups on the outside. Evans talks smack to Breakker. Evans slams Breakker’s head on the announce table. Evans starts bickering with Austin Theory. Evans sends Breakker flying into the timekeeper’s barricade. Evans plays to the crowd. Evans delivers The OTB.

Evans is fired up. Evans continues to run his mouth. Evans punches Breakker. Evans gets distracted by The Vision. Breakker ducks under two clotheslines from Evans. Breakker with a Running Lariat. Breakker with a GutWrench Suplex. Evans fights from underneath. Breakker with a sharp knee strike. Breakker whips Evans across the ring. Breakker scores the elbow knockdown for a one count. Breakker starts doing push ups. Breakker applies a rear chin lock. Evans with heavy bodyshots. Breakker drives his knee into the midsection of Evans. Breakker puts Evans on the top turnbuckle. Evans blocks The SuperPlex. Evans rocks Breakker with a forearm smash. Breakker responds with The FrankenSteiner. Breakker prepares for The Spear. Evans SuperKicks Breakker. Breakker shrugs off three running clotheslines. Breakker goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Evans lands back on his feet. Evans blocks a boot from Breakker. Evans with a palm strike. Evans drives Breakker face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Evans with The Windmill Kick. Evans with The Springboard Crossbody Block. Breakker goes for The Double Knee Gutbuster, but Evans counters with The DDT. Evans drops Breakker with The Reverse Slice Bread for a two count. Breakker exits the ring. Evans prepares for We Outside. Maxxine Dupri runs interference. Evans takes a swipe at Bronson Reed. Theory clocks Evans with a running forearm behind the referee’s back.

Breakker with The Bossman Slam for a two count. Breakker goes for The Spear, but Evans sends him shoulder first into the steel ring post. Evans blasts Theory off the apron. We Outside In San Antonio. Evans rolls Breakker back into the ring. Evans delivers The Red Dot. Evans prepares for The OG Cutter. Theory knocks Evans off the top turnbuckle which forces the disqualification. After the match, The Vision gangs up on Evans. Theory has Evans in position for The Super Spear. Oba Femi storms into the ring to make the save. Femi with two clotheslines. Femi tees off on Breakker. Femi with The Pop Up Forearm to Theory. Femi with a series of Running Uppercuts. Femi shrugs off The Body Avalanche from Bronson Reed. Femi drops Reed with The Big Boot. Logan Paul slides into the ring with a steel chair. Femi stops Paul in his tracks. Femi delivers multiple chair shots. Reed HeadButts Femi. Reed picks up the chair. Femi with a Running Uppercut. Femi with a big chair shot across the back of Reed. Femi sends Evans crashing into The Vision on the outside.

Winner: Je’Von Evans via Disqualification 

– WWE Hall Of Famer Mark Henry is in the house.

– We get a new selfie promo from 946. Royce Keys says that they’re not giving The Bloodline anymore warning shots. 946 tells The Bloodline to cross the line, ain’t nobody safe.

– We got an Instagram clip of Joe Hendry playing his JD McDonagh diss song in the concourse of the Frost Bank Center.

The Judgment Day, Becky Lynch, Stephanie Vaquer Segment 

JD McDonagh: Sis, just before we start the spiel, I’ve got something I got to get off my chest, if that’s cool? All of this crap with Joe Hendry and the Funko Pop, it isn’t funny. It’s not funny, it’s sad, because I’m looking at you guys laughing it up, and all I see is a bunch of ugly losers, with low self-esteem, projecting their insecurities at me. But here’s the thing, I promise you, I promise, none of that affects me. I don’t give a rat’s ass what anyone says, but it affects my family. You see, my mom is back at home in Ireland, stressing out all week over this, so this has to end, tonight. So, one last time, my dad is not a Funko Pop and I have a very normal size head.

Raquel Rodriguez: It’s okay, it’s okay, JD, you do have a normal size head, you have the best head. And can I just say, as a fellow Texan, I am embarrassed by y’all’s behavior. You’re bunch of haters. That girl over there, hater. Look, look, I think we can all agree one on thing, and that is that Liv Morgan’s music video is way better than Joe Hendry’s piece of caca.

Liv Morgan: Tonight is all about celebrating our blessings. Last weekend in Mexico, The Judgment Day proved that we still run Monday Night Raw. We got to embarrass our fake champion, Stephanie Vaquer. We got to embarrass Dominik’s deadbeat daddy, Rey Mysterio. And we got to embarrass the World’s Most Fake Luchador, El Grande Americano. Actually, the only thing that would made that night better is if I won back my Women’s World Championship, which brings me to my next point. Stephanie, you can’t hide from me forever. What happened to me in Chile was a tragedy. The Santiago Screwjob will forever be known as one of the greatest tragedies in the history of WWE. And Stephanie was in on it, Crooked Referee Becky was in on it, and now I am coming for the both of you. So, trouble-trouble, bitches. Stephanie, why don’t you actually make it easier on yourself and come out now and give me my rematch, so I can prove that I am still the greatest Women’s World Champion Of All-Time?

Becky Lynch: Alright, chicka. Over here, idiota. The Man has come around to San Antonio. And look at your little sour face, I love to see it. Are you disappointed to see me? Speaking of disappointments, JD, Jordan Devlin McDonagh, I’ve known you since you were 12 years old. We trained, side by side. I talked to your mother, I talked to Patricia, called her on the phone home. And you’re right, she is stressed, stressed about her only son being out here dressed in gang ware, playing cowboy to a bunch of inept dopes, and being known as Funko Pop Head. expected more of you, we both did. Just like little Liv expected to hold onto that title a whole lot longer, but you found it’s a lot harder to hold onto a title when you actually defend it, isn’t it? But I will have no slander about Referee Rebecca, okay? Referee Rebecca is as strait laced as they come. In fact, Referee Rebecca might just be the greatest referee of all-time, and it’s not just me saying it, other people are saying it, everybody said it. Just like everybody is saying, it’s time for you to get to the back of the line, loser, first crack at that title is mine. Welcome To The Big Time.

Stephanie Vaquer: You two can talk all you want, you’re not the champion, I am the Women’s World Champion. This title, I win this title for my own.

Liv Morgan: Actually, no, no, that’s false, that is a lie, that is not valid, that is not true. The only reason why you beat me is because of Becky, and you know it.

Stephanie Vaquer: Shut up. Becky was just doing her job as the referee. You’re just mad, because I won my title back in front of my people, in my home. But don’t worry, if you want, I will give you a rematch, and I prove that my win in Chile is for my own.

Becky Lynch: Hey now, excuse me?

Stephanie Vaquer: Becky, Becky, okay, you have my respect. And let me tell you something, you are a great referee, and you had my back. I will give you a match, too, because real champions, Liv, are not afraid to defend a title. I will talk to Adam Pearce. You want your title? It’s my title. And this is “La Primera Era”, because I’m the Women’s World Champion.

Lyra Valkyria Promo 

I had to take extreme measures to separate myself from Bayley. Being her partner took a year off of my career. When I was beating her within an inch of her life at Madison Square Garden, I’m the one who paid the bigger price. Because I had to go to the place that you don’t come back from, but it was worth it, to end it, to end her and finally move onwards and upwards. Money In The Bank was my chance to do that. So, tell me how Bayley is still costing me opportunity? The woman who claims to fight for all women. The last time we faced each other, I clearly didn’t go far enough. So, tonight, Bayley, you are going to wish that our last match was your last match.

– John Cena’s Topps 1/1 WrestleMania 41 Patch Authentic Trading Card recently sold for $329,400. This is the same WrestleMania captured his 17th WWE Championship. This is the most expensive WWE Trading Card of all-time.

Third Match: Bayley vs. Lyra Valkyria 

Bayley attacks Valkyria before the bell rings. Bayley tells Valkyria to bring it. Bayley lands The Suicide Dive. Bayley is raining down haymakers. Bayley throws Valkyria into the ringside barricade. Bayley rolls Valkyria back into the ring. The bell rings. Bayley drops Valkyria with a Running Knee Strike. Bayley with a series of corner clotheslines. Bayley dumps Valkyria ribs first on the top rope. Bayley punches Valkyria in the back. Bayley with a Running Knee Lift. Valkyria regroups on the outside. Bayley goes for The Suicide Dive, but Valkyria counters with a forearm smash. Valkyria slams Bayley’s head on the ring apron. Valkyria talks smack to Bayley. Valkyria goes for a Spinning Heel Kick, but Bayley counters with a Leg Capture Suplex. Bayley goes for a Running Knee Strike, but Valkyria counters with a Monkey Flip into the turnbuckles. Bayley starts favoring her left knee.

Valkyria hits The Peripeteia for a two count. Valkyria starts rag dolling Bayley. Valkyria is raining down hammerfists. Valkyria with a falling axe handle strike. Bayley attacks the midsection of Valkyria. Valkyria applies a side headlock. Valkyria punches Bayley in the jaw. Valkyria tugs on Bayley’s hair. Bayley with a forearm smash. Valkyria responds with a Spinning Heel Kick. Valkyria taunts the San Antonio Crowd. Valkyria drives Bayley back first into the turnbuckles. Valkyria puts Bayley on the top turnbuckle. Valkyria with a forearm shivers. Bayley sends Valkyria crashing into the canvas. Bayley with The Flying Elbow Drop for a two count. Bayley with Three Running Elbow Drops. Valkyria regains control of the match during the commercial break. Valkyria drops Bayley with The Tornado DDT. Valkyria has Bayley in the drop zone. Valkyria goes for The MoonSault, but Bayley ducks out of the way. Bayley with a Basement Dropkick. Forearm Exchange.

Valkyria ducks a clothesline from Bayley. Valkyria cartwheels around Bayley. Valkyria with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Valkyria applies The Sleeper Hold. Bayley inadvertently backs Valkyria into the referee. Valkyria with The Doctor Bomb for a two count. Bayley kicks Valkyria in the gut. Valkyria pulls Bayley off the ropes. Bayley denies The Night Wing. Bayley hits The Bayley to Belly for a two count. Valkyria gets into a deep trance. Bayley escapes The Last Breath. Valkyria denies The Rose Plant. Bayley sweeps out the legs of Valkyria. Bayley with forearm shivers. Bayley launches Valkyria over the announce table. Bayley clears the announce table. Bayley goes for a PowerBomb, but Valkyria lands back on her feet. Valkyria scrambles back into the ring. Bayley with a running clothesline. Bayley repeatedly stomps on Valkyria’s chest. The referee admonishes Bayley. Valkyria slides under Bayley’s legs. Valkyria drives Bayley neck first into the middle rope. Valkyria rolls Bayley over with a handful of tights to pickup the victory. After the match, the referee prevented Bayley from attacking Valkyria on the stage.

Winner: Lyra Valkyria via Pinfall 

– We see Chad Gable talking to Dragon Lee in the locker room. Gable said that he got out of their Intercontinental Championship Match by the skin of his teeth, and that’s just the way he likes it. If Dragon Lee wants to run it back, just let him know. Lee knows that they brought the fire last week, but tonight he needs to focus on his MITB Qualifying Match. Ethan Page interrupts the conversation. Page sighs and says that it’s the same song and dance every single week with Chad Gable, handing out title opportunities to undeserving Luchadors. Maybe Page should get a mask, because clearly Gable is avoiding the only threat he has on the roster. Gable says that he’s not avoiding Page, he’s giving opportunities to people that earned it. Page is still upset that Gable stuck his nose in their Number One Contenders Match to make sure that Dragon Lee won. Page says that Gable is living in his Lucha Fantasy Land, parading around with his Intercontinental Championship, to leave some kind of legacy. Listen, pal, when Gable wants to come back to reality, Ethan Page will be waiting for him, waiting for his opportunity at the Intercontinental Championship. Reality? Gable calls Page delusional. Page is starting to piss Gable off, because he had his opportunity against Dragon Lee and he lost. He had his opportunity to beat Chad Gable in the Gauntlet Match, and he tapped out. Page keeps running his mouth, but he’s just standing still. Gable tells Page to go out there and show him something. And until Page earns his opportunity, Gable tells him to stay the hell away from me and the Intercontinental Championship. Is this how Gable wants to do this, Page asked? Page says fine and walks away.

– A Milli by Lil Wayne is the official theme song for Money In The Bank 2026.

Adam Pearce, Lola Vice, Roxanne Perez Segment 

Adam Pearce: It is always a pleasure to be back in San Antonio, but even so more tonight for me, personally, because I get the distinct honor to bring out a woman, that not only punched her ticket to the Women’s Money In The Bank Ladder Match, but as of today, has signed this contract to become the newest member of the Raw Women’s Roster. Ladies and gentlemen, please help me in welcoming, Lola Vice.

Lola Vice: Hola, San Antonio. Hola, Adam.

Adam Pearce: Hola, Lola.

Lola Vice: Thank you for having me. This, it means everything to me. My mom came from Cuba, and she fought to give me a better life. She introduced me to glamour and dance, but at the same time my father introduced me to Mixed Martial Arts, and he made me the ass kicker who just qualified for Money In The Bank. I came here to show you the best of both worlds and prove that I’m World Championship material. Roxanne, Sol, Jacy, I don’t care who qualifies, because everybody knows that these fists don’t lie, baby. And I’m gonna knock you out before you even get the chance, okay.

Roxanne Perez: Will you please be quiet, bitch? Nobody cares about your stupid contract signing, and nobody cares that your daddy taught you how to fight. You know who could actually teach you a thing or two? “The Prodigy” Roxanne Perez. And at Money In The Bank, I’m gonna show you why you are levels below me.

Lola Vice: Shut the hell up, you stupid little idiot.

Roxanne shoves Lola. Roxanne avoids The 305 Spinning Back Fist. Adam Pearce had to get in between both ladies. Pearce tells Perez to walk away to close this segment.

– Bron Breakker runs into Paul Heyman in the back. Heyman says that Oba Femi is still breathing, which is bad, bad, bad news for The Vision. Breakker says that he’s still breathing, which means it’s bad, bad, bad news for everyone. Everyone? Breakker says everyone and walks away.

– 946 jumped Solo Sikoa in the parking lot. Solo has a nasty shiner above his left eye. OTM throws Solo into the back of their rental truck. 946 drives away after The Bloodline appears. Jacob Fatu is absolutely livid about this. The Usos tells Jacob that they should’ve ran the play by now. LA Knight appears. Fatu has been trying to warn The Usos and LA Knight about 946 and they just won’t listen.

– Coming out of the commercial break, Dominik Mysterio is trying to weasel his way through this MITB Qualifying Match. Dom asks Pearce if hes just won by forfeit, because Solo can no longer compete? Are you blind, Pearce asked. Pearce says that Dominik only cares about himself and tells him to get his ass in the ring, right now.

Fourth Match: PENTA vs. Dominik Mysterio vs. Dragon Lee In A 2026 Men’s Money In The Bank Ladder Match Qualifier 

Adam Pearce: Alright, obviously we have a fluid situation going with Solo Sikoa that I’m working on. And as of result, Solo Sikoa will not be competing tonight. However, however, we did advertise a Triple Threat, and this may be a bit abrupt, but there will be a Triple Threat, and there will be a replacement for Solo. And that man is coming right now.

PENTA will now be replacing Solo Sikoa in this match. Double SuperKick to Mysterio after the bell rings. Penta and Lee gangs up on Mysterio. Penta whips Mysterio across the ring. Lee sends Mysterio crashing to the outside. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Penta with a gut punch. Penta applies a waist lock. Lee with three back elbow smashes. Penta sends Lee across the ring. Lee with a Counter Arm-Drag. Penta ducks a clothesline from Lee. Penta with a Running Hurricanrana. Lee decks Penta with a back elbow smash. Lee with a Cazadora Arm-Drag. Lee prepares for The Cannonball Dive. Mysterio pulls Lee out of the ring. Forearm/Haymaker Exchange. Penta lands The SomerSault Plancha. Penta is fired up. Mysterio regains control of the match during the commercial break. Mysterio with a gut punch. Chop Exchange. Mysterio repeatedly stomps on Lee’s chest. Mysterio repeatedly whips Lee back first into the turnbuckles. Lee with a boot out of the corner. Lee with Two SuperKicks. Lee follows that with a Rebound German Suplex. Lee SuperKicks Penta. Lee with a SomerSault Plancha of his own.

Lee floats over a clothesline from Mysterio. Lee with The SitOut PowerBomb for a two count. Lee goes for The Styles Clash, but Penta counters with a SuperKick. Mysterio rolls Penta over for a two count. Mysterio SuperKicks Penta. Mysterio puts Lee on the top turnbuckle. Mysterio slaps Lee in the chest. Forearm Exchange. Penta with a Running Enzuigiri. Lee blocks The SuperPlex. Lee with a forearm smash. Lee HeadButts Penta. Mysterio rocks Lee with a leaping forearm smash. Second Forearm/Haymaker Exchange. Lee sweeps out the legs of Mysterio. Lee gets Mysterio tied up in the tree of woe. Lee with The Flying Double Foot Stomp. Penta with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex into the turnbuckles. Mysterio drops Penta with a NeckBreaker. Lee blasts Mysterio with The Shotgun Dropkick. Penta kicks Mysterio in the face. Penta with a Pop Up Cheeky Nando’s Kick to Lee. Penta with The Backstabber for a two count. Mysterio is putting the boots to Penta. Mysterio with Three Slingshot Sentons. Lee SuperKicks Mysterio. Lee with two haymakers. Mysterio dumps Lee over the top rope. Mysterio with The Big Boot. Mysterio lands The Suicide Dive.

Mysterio rolls Lee back into the ring. Penta kicks Mysterio in the chest. Penta kicks Lee in the back. Second Forearm Exchange. Mysterio drives his knee into the midsection of Penta. Penta reverses out of the irish whip from Mysterio. Lee with a Corner Dropkick. Lee sweeps out the legs of Mysterio. Penta with The Delayed Corner Handstand Dropkick. Lee with The Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Penta goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Lee lands back on his feet. Lee with a Headscissors Takeover. Lee nails Mysterio with The Shibata Dropkick. Lee with a Slingshot Hurricanrana on the floor. Lee plays to the crowd. Lee goes for The Cannonball Dive, but Mysterio counters with The 619. Mysterio dives over Lee. Mysterio with The Michinoku Driver for a two count. Penta unloads a series of chops. Assisted Roll Through DDT to Lee. Penta hits The PENTA Driver for a two count.

Lee applies a waist lock. Penta with three sharp elbow strikes. Lee kicks Penta in the face. Lee drops Penta with The Tornado DDT. Lee with The Hidden Blade for a two count. Mysterio goes for The Three Amigos, but Lee lands back on his feet. Lee runs around Mysterio. Lee with another Hidden Blade. Lee hits The Operation Dragon for a two count. Third Forearm Exchange. Penta SuperKicks Lee. Lee with a Pump Knee Strike. Lee drills Penta with The Reverse Hurricanrana. Mysterio shoves Lee off the top turnbuckle. Mysterio goes for The Frog Splash, but Penta gets his knee up in the air. Lee connects with The Styles Clash for a two count. Lee avoids The Pop Up Cheeky Nando’s Kick. Penta with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Penta nails Lee with The Mexican Destroyer on the ring apron. Mysterio responds with The 619. Mysterio lands The Frog Splash for a two count. Mysterio argues with the referee. Mysterio removes the top turnbuckle pad. Mysterio tugs at Penta’s mask. Penta drives Mysterio face first into the exposed steel. Penta plants Mysterio with The Springboard Mexican Destroyer to pickup the victory.

Winner: PENTA via Pinfall 

Total Run-Time: 2 Hours, 27 Minutes, 16 Seconds

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