AEW Dark Results (1/21/20): The Jurassic Express vs. The Strong Hearts

AEW Dark Results 1/21/20
Watsco Center
Miami, Florida

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Transcription by Josh Lopez

– Tony Schiavone and Dasha Gonzalez are the host.

– TAZ will be joining Excalibur on commentary this week.

First Match: (0-0) Big Swole vs. (0-0) Diamante 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Swole applies a wrist lock. Diamante reverses the hold. Swole rolls Diamante over for a one count. Diamante applies a waist lock. Diamante flips Swole over into a pinning predicament. Diamante with a rolling crucifix for a one count. Swole responds with a small package for a one count. Swole with a waist lock go-behind. Swole transitions into a side headlock. Diamante with a side headlock takeover. Swole uses her hips to escape the hold. Swole flexes her muscles. Diamante is not happy. Swole struts like Ric Flair. Diamante runs into Swole. Swole drops Diamante with a shoulder tackle.

Diamante drops down on the canvas. Diamante avoids The Pump Kick. Swole blocks two deep arm-drags from Diamante. Swole delivers The Pump Kick. Swole yanks on Diamante’s hair. Diamante uses the top rope as a weapon. Diamante with a knee lift. Diamante applies the cravate on the middle rope. Swole negates The Three Amigos. Diamante blocks a boot from Swole. Diamante kicks Swole in the gut. Diamante pulls Swole down to the mat. Diamante repeatedly stomps on Swole’s chest. The referee is admonishing Diamante. Diamante with clubbing hip attacks in the corner. Diamante decks Swole with a back elbow smash.

Diamante is basking in her own glory. Swole kicks Diamante in the gut. Swole delivers her combination offense. Diamante with a Snap German Suplex. Diamante follows that with a Hesitation Dropkick for a one count. Diamante attacks Swole with chanclas behind the referee’s back. Swole applies the abdominal stretch. Swole repeatedly slaps Diamante’s backside. Swole with rapid fire palm strikes. Swole connects with The Blue Thunder Bomb. Swole with a High Knee Strike. Swole with a Running Lariat. Diamante attacks the midsection of Swole. Diamante ducks under a flurry of kicks from Swole. Swole HeadButts Diamante. Swole plants Diamante with The Dirty Dancing to pickup the victory.

Winner: (1-0) Big Swole via Pinfall 

Lineup For This Weeks AEW Dynamite 

– Jon Moxley vs. PAC. The Winner Will Battle Chris Jericho For The AEW World Championship At The AEW Revolution PPV

– MJF w/Wardlow vs. Joey Janela

– Priscilla Kelly vs. Britt Baker

– The Inner Circle vs. The Jurassic Express in a 6-Man Tag Team Match

– SoCal Uncensored (c) vs. Kenny Omega & Hangman Page For The AEW World Tag Team Championship

Second Match: (1-0) The Jurassic Express vs. (0-0) The Strong Hearts in a 6-Man Tag Team Match

Jungle Boy and T-Hawk will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Jungle Boy applies a side headlock. Jungle Boy runs into T-Hawk. T-Hawk drops Jungle Boy with a shoulder tackle. Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. T-Hawk blasts Jungle Boy with a knife edge chop. T-Hawk blocks a boot from Jungle Boy. T-Hawk with a heavy chop in the corner. Jungle Boy dives over T-Hawk. Jungle Boy ducks a clothesline from T-Hawk. Jungle Boy with a Hip Toss. Jungle Boy follows that with a Roll Through Hook Kick. Jungle Boy with a single leg dropkick. Jungle Boy pops back on his feet. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Stunt tags himself in. Stunt is trying to measure up T-Hawk. T-Hawk backs Stunt into the turnbuckles. Stunt avoids the knife edge chop. T-Hawk tags in Lindaman.

Stunt applies a side headlock. Lindaman tells Stunt to bring it. Stunt goes for two shoulder tackles, but Lindaman refuses to go down. Shoulder Block Exchange. Stunt leapfrogs over Lindaman. Lindaman lunges over Stunt. Lindaman drops down on the canvas. Lindaman leapfrogs over Stunt. Lindaman goes for a monkey flip, but Stunt holds onto the ropes. Stunt gets Lindaman in a pinning predicament for a two count. Stunt with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Lindaman side steps Stunt into the turnbuckles. Stunt ducks a clothesline from Lindaman. Stunt with a forearm smash. Stunt with a slingshot rollup for a two count. Lindaman avoids the low leg lariat. Luchasaurus and Cima are tagged in. Cima with a Running Dropkick. Cima avoids The RoundHouse Kick. Cima is sticking and moving. Cima applies a waist lock. Luchasaurus decks Cima with a back elbow smash. Cima dropkicks the left knee of Luchasaurus. Cima with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Luchasaurus responds with a Pump Kick.

Luchasaurus drops T-Hawk with a knife edge chop. Luchasaurus slaps Lindaman in the chest. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Cazadora FlatLiner for a two count. The referee is trying to get Stunt out of the ring. Jungle Boy with Two Deep Arm-Drags. Jungle Boy lands Two Suicide Dives. Luchasaurus sends Stunt crashing into Strong Hearts on the outside. Stunt with the cover for a two count. Stunt with clubbing blows to Cima’s back. Cima dumps Stunt chest first on the canvas. Cima tags in T-Hawk. Strong Hearts are cutting the ring in half. Triple Dropkick from Strong Hearts. T-Hawk whips Stunt to the corner. T-Hawk with a running chop. T-Hawk with a rolling knee bar. Lindaman with a Running Frog Splash. Lindaman knocks Jungle Boy off the ring apron. Lindaman tries to cheap shot Luchasaurus, but that wasn’t a wise decision.

T-Hawk applies a rear chin lock. Stunt grabs the bottom rope to force the break. Stunt with two open hand chops. Stunt with forearm shivers. T-Hawk responds with a Pop Up Knee Strike. T-Hawk hits The SpineBuster. Cima with a Running Bulldog. T-Hawk tags in Lindaman. Strong Hearts with The Pendulum/PowerBomb Combination for a two count. Cima dumps Jungle Boy out of the ring. Lindaman points his finger at Luchasaurus. Stunt repeatedly kicks Lindaman in the face. Stunt with a cazadora escape. Stunt tags in Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus HeadButts Lindaman. Luchasaurus Pump Kicks T-Hawk off the ring apron. Luchasaurus drops Lindaman with a Mid-Kick. Luchasaurus drives his boot into Cima’s chest. Luchasaurus thrust kicks the midsection of T-Hawk. Luchasaurus with The Burning Hammer on top of Cima. Lindaman attacks Luchasaurus from behind.

Luchasaurus delivers The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus ChokeSlams Lindaman. Luchasaurus follows that with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. FlatLiner/Tail Whip Combination for a two count. Stunt with a Running Hurricanrana off Jungle Boy’s chest. Cima dumps Stunt out of the ring. Cima sends Luchasaurus tumbling to the floor. Lindaman drop toe holds Jungle Boy into a SpringBoard Meteora from Cima. Cima lands The Suicide Dive. Lindaman with a Bridging German Suplex for a two count. Jungle Boy fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Jungle Boy with a Hurricanrana for a two count. Luchasaurus unloads a flurry of kicks. Jurassic Express plants Lindaman with their Back Drop/SitOut SpineBuster Combination to pickup the victory.

Winner: (2-0) The Jurassic Express via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez