December 6, 2018
Sam’s Town Hotel
Las Vegas, Nevada
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: Jake Crist w/oVe vs. Willie Mack In A Ultimate X Qualifying Match
Crist kicks Mack in the gut. Crist applies a side headlock. Mack drops Crist with a shoulder tackle. Crist leapfrogs over Mack. Mack dropkicks Crist. Mack is throwing haymakers at Crist. Mack whips Crist to the corner. Crist kicks Mack in the jaw. Mack catches Crist in mid-air. Mack with a Samoan Drop. Mack nips up. Mack with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Mack ducks a clothesline from Crist. Mack knocks Crist off the ring apron. Crist with a Spinning Heel Kick. Crist SuperKicks Mack. Crist with a Running Dropkick for a two count.
Crist applies a rear chin lock. Crist rakes the eyes of Mack. Crist wraps his leg around Mack’s neck. Callihan attacks Mack behind the referee’s back. Crist goes for the cover, but Mack kicks out at two. Crist goes back to the rear chin lock. Mack gets back to a vertical base. Crist drops Mack with a Big Boot for a two count. Crist is wearing down Mack in the center of the ring. Crist with a clubbing blow to Mack’s back. Mack with a Running Clothesline. Mack follows that with a Spinning Elbow Strike. Mack bodyslams Crist. Mack delivers a Leg Drop. Crist negates The Stunner.
Mack with a PopUp Forearm Smash. Mack kicks Crist in the chest. Mack with a Draping CodeBreaker for a two count. Mack drags Crist to the corner. Crist with a Standing Enzuigiri. Crist goes for a SuperPlex, but Mack blocks it. Mack connects with a Sunset Flip PowerBomb. Crist responds with another SuperKick. Crist with a German Suplex for a two count. Mack with a Turnbuckle Exploder Suplex for a two count. Mack gets Crist tied in the tree of woe. oVe is running interference. Crist plants Mack with an Avalanche Cutter to pickup the victory.
Winner: Jake Crist via Pinfall
-Tessa Blanchard says that Taya Valkyrie doesn’t have the Knockouts Championship because she’s nothing more than Johnny Impact’s wife. Blanchard is extremely confident of her and Moose’s chances in tonights main event.
-Willie Mack has revenge on his mind after Sami Callihan and oVe cost him the Ultimate X qualifier. Rich Swann wants to make sure Mack has his back.
Second Match: Dark Allie w/Su Yung vs. Heather Monroe
Monroe starts things off with forearm shivers. Monroe bounces Allie’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Monroe with a Running Forearm Smash. Monroe follows that with a HandSpring Back Elbow Strike. Monroe with a RoundHouse Kick/Forearm Smash Combination for a two count. Monroe goes for a Bodyslam, but Allie lands back on her feet. Allie with a BackStabber. Allie transitions into a ground and pound attack. Allie with a Biel Throw. Allie repeatedly stomps on Monroe’s chest. Monroe and Allie are trading back and forth shots.
Allie is choking Monroe with her boot. Allie drops Monroe with a knife edge chop for a two count. Allie with a Turnbuckle Suplex for a two count. Monroe side steps Allie into the turnbuckles. Monroe dropkicks Allie for a two count. Allie blocks a boot from Monroe. Allie with a NeckBreaker. Allie follows that with a Senton Splash. Allie starts slapping herself. Allie SuperKicks Monroe for a two count. Allie plants Monroe with The CodeBreaker to pickup the victory.
After the match, Allie puts on the Red Glove. Allie locks in The Mandible Claw. Kiera Hogan sends Su Yung crashing into the steel ring steps. Hogan pulls Allie off of Monroe. Hogan is trying to talk some sense into Allie. Allie drops Hogan with a Forearm Smash. Yung slithers back into the ring. Allie and Yung are beating down Hogan. Allie delivers another CodeBreaker.
Winner: Dark Allie via Pinfall
Third Match: The New Desi Hit Squad vs. Damien Hyde & Manny Lemons
Singh and Hyde will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Singh launches Hyde to the corner. Singh tells Hyde to bring it. Hyde tags in Lemons. Back to the collar and elbow tie up. Singh applies a waist lock. Lemons reverses the hold. Lemons is throwing haymakers at Singh. Singh clotheslines Lemons. Hyde tags himself in. Singh drops Hyde with a NeckBreaker. Singh tags in Raju.
Raju with a Flying Knee Strike. Raju follows that with a Snap Vertical Suplex. New DHS are cutting the ring in half. Raju abuses the referee’s five count. Hyde is displaying his fighting spirit. Raju with a Sliding Boot to Hyde. Raju tags in Hyde. Singh drives Lemons back first into the turnbuckles. Raju with a Running Cannonball Strike. New DHS plants Hyde with their Samoan Drop/Pump Kick Combination to pickup the victory.
Winner: The New Desi Hit Squad via Pinfall
-Katarina isn’t done with Jordynne Grace yet. She’s brings out her new friend, Ruby Raze. Raze will be Grace’s worst nightmare.
-This weeks GWN Flashback Moment of The Week is Chris Sabin cashing in Option C on then TNA World Heavyweight Champion, Bully Ray.
-Eli Drake has been invited to Monster’s Ball at the upcoming Impact Wrestling’s Homecoming PPV.
Fourth Match: Matt Sydal vs. Ethan Page In A Ultimate X Qualifying Match
Sydal reminds Page to open his third eye. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Sydal applies a wrist lock. Page reverses the hold. Page applies a side headlock. Page cartwheels over Sydal. Page mocks Sydal. Back to the collar and elbow tie up. Page goes back to the side headlock. Page and Sydal are running the ropes. This leads us to a standoff in the center of the ring. Page with a side headlock takeover. Sydal responds with a HeadScissors Neck Lock. Sydal is playing mind games with Page.
Sydal targets the left hamstring of Page. Sydal with two knife edge chops. Page regains momentum with a brutal chop. Page bounces Sydal’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Page repeatedly stomps on Sydal’s chest. Sydal reverses out of the irish whip from Page. Sydal rams his shoulders into the midsection of Page. Page goes for a PowerSlam, but Sydal counters with a Leg Drop. Sydal kicks Page in the back. Page with a flurry of haymakers. Sydal dropkicks Page. Sydal with a Seated Senton on the injured knee of Page.
Sydal continues to kick Page in the back. Sydal wraps his leg around Page’s neck. Sydal argues with the referee. Page is displaying his fighting spirit. Sydal drops Page with a High Knee Strike. Sydal follows that with a Running Dropkick for a two count. Sydal and Page are trading back and forth shots. Sydal goes for a Crossbody Block, but Page counters with a Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker. Page is throwing forearms at Sydal. Page dives over Sydal. Page with a back elbow smash. Page drops Sydal with a Big Boot for a two count.
Page goes for a Uranage Slam, but Sydal blocks it. Sydal kicks Page in the jaw. Page delivers a Cutter on the ring apron. Coming out of the commercial break, we have ourself a knife edge chop exchange. Third eyes are open. Page with a Forearm Smash to Sydal. Page places Sydal on the top turnbuckle. Sydal with a Hurricanrana. Page responds with a back elbow smash. Sydal with a Standing FrankenSteiner for a two count. Page knocks Sydal off the second rope. Page lands a Swanton Bomb for a two count. Sydal with a crucifix cover for a two count. Sydal goes for a La Magristal, but Page rolls him over to pickup the victory.
Winner: Ethan Page via Pinfall
Eddie Edwards & Raven Segment:
Updated Impact Wrestling Homecoming PPV Match Card:
1.) Johnny Impact (c) vs. Brian Cage For The IMPACT World Heavyweight Championship
2.) Tessa Blanchard (c) vs. Taya Valkyrie For The IMPACT Knockouts Championship
3.) Jake Crist vs. Ethan Page vs. TBD vs. TBD in a Ultimate X Match For The Vacated IMPACT X-Division Championship
4.) LAX (c) vs. The Lucha Brothers For The IMPACT World Tag Team Championship
5.) Eli Drake vs. Abyss in a Monster’s Ball Match
Johnny Impact & Taya Valkyrie Backstage Interview:
LAX, Konnan and The Lucha Brothers Backstage Segment:
Fifth Match: Johnny Impact & Taya Valkyrie vs. Moose & Tessa Blanchard in a Mixed Tag Team Match
Impact and Moose will start things off. Moose wants a kiss from Blanchard. Impact rolls Moose over for a two count. Moose kicks Impact in the gut. Impact with two deep arm-drags. Impact dropkicks Moose. Moose tags in Blanchard. Valkyrie ducks a clothesline from Blanchard. Valkyrie unloads a flurry of kicks. Blanchard goes for a Hip Toss, but Valkyrie counters with an arm-drag takeover. Valkyrie with a Running Elbow Strike. Valkyrie with a RoundHouse Kick. Impact knocks Moose off the ring apron. Impact delivers a Corkscrew Plancha.
Impact and Valkyrie sends Moose and Blanchard crashing into the steel guard rail. Blanchard with a hair whip to Valkyrie. Moose PumpKicks Impact off the apron. Blanchard with a clubbing blow to Valkyrie’s back. Blanchard with a Running Elbow Smash. Blanchard dropkicks the back of Valkyrie for a two count. Following a snap mare takeover, Blanchard tags in Moose. Moose cheapshots Impact. Moose tags in Blanchard. Blanchard and Valkyrie are trading back and forth shots.
Blanchard kicks Valkyrie in the face. Blanchard applies a hammer lock. Blanchard tugs on Valkyrie’s hair. Blanchard applies a wrist lock. Blanchard goes for The HammerLock DDT, but Valkyrie blocks it. Valkyrie sends Blanchard shoulder first into the steel ring post. Moose and Impact are tagged in. Impact with a Flying Forearm Smash. Impact starts teeing off on Moose. Impact with a Leg Lariat. Impact drops Moose with The Shining Wizard. Impact with a Standing Shooting Star Press for a two count.
Impact drags Moose to the corner. Moose avoids The Starship Pain. Moose with a Pump Kick. Impact kicks Moose in the jaw. Moose goes for The Go To Hell, but Impact counters with a Hurricanrana. Moose PowerBombs Impact. Moose follows that with a Senton Splash for a two count. Moose goes for a Spear, but Impact ducks out of the way. Impact SuperKicks Moose. Impact hits The Moonlight Drive for a two count. Blanchard tags herself in.
Valkyrie brings the fight to Blanchard. Valkyrie with a Running Hip Attack. Valkyrie connects with a ShotGun Meteora. Standing Switch Exchange. Blanchard drops Valkyrie with a Ripcord Cutter for a two count. Valkyrie responds with a German Suplex. Moose pulls the referee out of the ring. Impact takes out Moose with a Twisting Plancha. Valkyrie with a Bow and Arrow Stomp. Valkyrie locks in The STF which forces Blanchard to tap out.
After the match, Blanchard and Moose attacks Valkyrie and Impact from behind. Blanchard grabs a steel chair. Killer Kross stops Blanchard in his tracks. Brian Cage clotheslines Moose over the top rope. Cage with a German Suplex to Kross. Kross heads to the backstage area with a smile on his face. Cage checks on Valkyrie. Impact stares down Cage to close the show.
Winner: Johnny Impact & Taya Valkyrie via Submission
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