AEW Rampage Results (1/14/22): The Jurassic Express vs. The Dark Order

AEW Rampage
January 14, 2022
PNC Arena
Raleigh, North Carolina

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Chris Jericho, TAZ and Ricky Starks)

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts 

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (12-4) Adam Cole w/Britt Baker, reDRagon, The Young Bucks & Brandon Cutler vs. (33-22) Trent Beretta w/Best Friends & Kris Statlander

Beretta dodges The Pump Kick. Chop/Forearm Exchange. Cole kicks Beretta in the gut. Forearm Exchange. Beretta with a blistering chop. Cole drives his knee into the midsection of Beretta. Cole with a forearm smash. Beretta with The Release Northern Lights Suplex. Beretta continues to dish out forearms. The referee admonishes Beretta. Beretta dropkicks Cole to the floor. Cole regroups on the outside. Beretta gets distracted by Cole’s posse. Cole sweeps out the legs of Beretta. Cole rolls Beretta back into the ring. Cole drops Beretta with a NeckBreaker. Cole slams Beretta’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Cole applies a wrist lock. Cole whips Beretta into the turnbuckles. Cole with The Hangman’s NeckBreaker for a one count. Beretta fights from underneath. Cole nails Beretta with The Pump Kick. Beretta heads to the outside.

Cole goes for The Panama Sunrise, but Beretta counters with a Back Body Drop on the floor. Cole throws Beretta into the ringside barricade. Cole tosses Beretta back inside the ring. Cole with another Pump Kick. Cole poses for the crowd. Cole transitions into a ground and pound attack. Cole applies a rear chin lock. Beretta with heavy bodyshots. Beretta with a chop/forearm combination. Beretta ducks a clothesline from Cole. Beretta applies a waist lock. Beretta dodges The Step Up Enzuigiri. Beretta with a Deadlift German Suplex. Beretta with a leaping back elbow smash. Beretta follows that with The Tornado DDT for a two count. Cole kicks Beretta in the face.

Cole ascends to the top turnbuckle. Beretta slaps Cole in the face. Beretta with a knife edge chop. Beretta with an Avalanche BrainBuster for a two count. Cole fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Cole drops Beretta with The Backstabber. Beretta with The Half & Half Suplex. Cole with The Ushigoroshi for a two count. Beretta fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Beretta hits The PileDriver on the ring apron. Beretta goes for Strong Zero, but Cole counters with The Canadian Destroyer for a two count. Cole goes for The Panama Sunrise, but Beretta counters with The Back Drop Driver. Beretta with an Inside Out Lariat. Cole with Two SuperKicks. Cole goes for The Panama Sunrise, but Beretta counters with Strong Zero for a two count. A pier six brawl ensues on the outside. Cole delivers the low blow. Cole connects with The Last Shot to pickup the victory.

Winner: (13-4) Adam Cole via Pinfall 

Second Match: (41-17) Shawn Spears w/Wardlow vs. (0-0) Andrew Everett 

Spears with a waist lock go-behind. Spears with a snap mare takeover. Spears cartwheels around the ring. Spears taunts Everett. Spears sends Everett to the corner. Everett showcases his agility. Everett with a shoulder block. Spears catches Everett in mid-air. Spears connects with The C4 to pickup the victory.

Winner: (42-17) Shawn Spears via Pinfall 

Third Match: (38-14) Kris Statlander, (41-19) Red Velvet, (26-11) Leyla Hirsch vs. (56-22) Nyla Rose, (28-19) The Bunny, (33-17) Penelope Ford w/Vickie Guerrero In A 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Kris Statlander and Nyla Rose will start things off. Hirsch immediately tags herself in after the bell rings. Rose with forearm shivers across the back of Hirsch. Rose with a Big Biel Throw. Rose levels Hirsch with The Body Avalanche. Rose with a cheap shot to Statlander. Bunny attacks Hirsch behind the referee’s back. Rose whips Hirsch across the ring. Rose with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex for a one count. Statlander and Bunny are tagged in. Statlander applies a waist lock. Statlander with a waist lock takedown. Statlander applies a front face lock. Forearm Exchange. Bunny drives her knee into the midsection of Statlander. Statlander sends Bunny into the ropes. Statlander Powerslams Bunny for a two count. Statlander tags in Velvet. Double Irish Whip. Statlander drops Bunny with a shoulder tackle. Assisted Splash for a two count. Velvet applies an arm-bar. Velvet tags in Hirsch. Double Irish Whip. Hirsch slides under Bunny. Hirsch scores the ankle pick. Velvet with The Standing MoonSault.

Hirsch hooks the outside leg for a two count. Hirsch applies a wrist lock. Bunny breaks the grip. Hirsch is hesitant to tag in Statlander. Velvet and Rose are tagged in. Velvet rolls under a clothesline from Rose. Rose knocks Hirsch and Statlander off the ring apron. Rose with a Body Block. Rose stomps on Velvet’s back. Rose sends Velvet back first into the turnbuckles. Rose tags in Ford. Ford repeatedly stomps on Velvet’s chest. Ford slams Velvet’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Ford with a forearm smash. Ford with a Back Handspring Elbow Smash. Bunny tags herself in. Ford with The Running Pump Kick. Bunny with The Sliding D for a two count. Bunny stomps on the right hand of Velvet. Bunny taunts Statlander. Velvet with heavy bodyshots. Bunny punches Velvet in the back. Bunny slams Velvet’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Bunny tags in Ford. Ford with a forearm smash. Ford rams Velvet’s face across the top strand.

Ford applies a headscissors neck lock on the middle rope. Ford with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a two count. Ford brings Velvet to the corner. Ford hits The Double Knee GutBuster for a two count. Team Rose regains control of the match during the commercial break. Rose Chokeslams Velvet for a two count. Vickie yells at the referee. Rose walks over the midsection of Velvet. Rose goes for a Running Senton Splash, but Velvet ducks out of the way. Statlander and Ford are tagged in Statlander clotheslines Ford. Statlander kicks Bunny off the ring apron. Statlander kicks Ford in the gut. Statlander sends Ford to the corner. Statlander with a Running Uppercut. Statlander with a running forearm smash. Statlander follows that with The SitOut GourdBuster for a two count. Ford rakes the eyes of Statlander. Statlander avoids The Handspring Cutter. Statlander applies The Spider Crab. The referee gets distracted by Vickie. Bunny SuperKicks Statlander. Ford tags in Bunny. Statlander denies Down The Rabbit Hole. Statlander connects with The Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Hirsch tags herself in. Bunny shoves Hirsch into Statlander. Bunny rolls Hirsch over to pickup the victory.

Winner: (57-22) Nyla Rose, (29-19) The Bunny, (34-17) Penelope Ford via Pinfall 

Line Up For Next Weeks AEW Dynamite 

– CM Punk vs. Shawn Spears w/MJF 

– Adam Cole & Britt Baker vs. Orange Cassidy & Kris Statlander In A Mixed Tag Team Match 

– FTR w/Tully Blanchard vs. Lee Johnson & Brock Anderson w/Arn Anderson 

– Sting & Darby Allin vs. The Acclaimed 

– Serena Deeb vs. Skye Blue 

– The House Of Black vs. The Varsity Blonds w/Julia Hart 

Fourth Match: (42-15) The Jurassic Express (c) w/Christian Cage vs. (12-8) The Dark Order (Alex Reynolds & John Silver) w/Evil Uno & Anna Jay For The AEW World Tag Team Championship 

Jungle Boy and Alex Reynolds will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Jungle Boy applies a waist lock. Wrist Lock Exchange. Reynolds with a deep arm-drag. Reynolds pops back on his feet. Reynolds tells Jungle Boy to bring it. Back to the collar and elbow tie up. Reynolds applies a waist lock. Jungle Boy slaps Reynolds in the chest. Jungle Boy with an arm-drag takeover. Jungle Boy dropkicks Reynolds. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Jungle Boy whips Reynolds across the ring. Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. Luchasaurus with an overhand chop. Luchasaurus launches Reynolds to the corner. Luchasaurus delivers his combination offense. Luchasaurus with a corner clothesline. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus bodyslams Reynolds. Assisted Swanton Bomb for a two count. Jungle Boy whips Reynolds across the ring. Reynolds with the backslide cover for a two count. Reynolds ducks a clothesline from Jungle Boy. Reynolds tags in Silver.

Silver clotheslines Jungle Boy. Silver dropkicks Luchasaurus off the ring apron. Silver nails Jungle Boy with The Pump Kick. Silver whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Silver with a Back Body Drop. Silver flexes his muscles. Jungle Boy launches Silver over the top rope. Jungle Boy decks Silver with a back elbow smash. Silver with a Running Enzuigiri. Silver with a Cannonball Senton off the apron. Silver gets distracted by Cage. Silver catches Jungle Boy in mid-air. Suicide Dive/BrainBuster Combination on the floor. Silver rolls Jungle Boy back into the ring. Silver hooks the outside leg for a two count. Silver with a Mid-Kick. Jungle Boy unloads two knife edge chops. Silver answers with a forearm smash. Silver tags in Reynolds. Silver is choking Jungle Boy with his boot. Reynolds whips Jungle Boy into the turnbuckles. Jungle Boy with heavy bodyshots. Jungle Boy with a chop/forearm combination. Standing Switch Exchange. Jungle Boy goes for The O’Connor Roll, but Reynolds tagged out to Silver. Silver PowerBombs Jungle Boy on Reynolds knees for a two count.

Silver with a forearm smash. Silver slams Jungle Boy’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Silver with a Big Biel Throw. Silver blocks a boot from Jungle Boy. Silver tags in Reynolds. Reynolds with the elbow drop for a two count. Reynolds tags in Silver. Silver applies a rear chin lock. Jungle Boy with elbows into the midsection of Silver. Silver with another Mid-Kick. Jungle Boy with desperation chops. Silver fires back with combination strikes. Silver goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Jungle Boy lands back on his feet. Jungle Boy rolls under a clothesline from Silver. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus with a double shoulder tackle. Luchasaurus clotheslines Silver. Luchasaurus drops Reynolds with The Big Boot. Luchasaurus with Three Hip Attacks. Luchasaurus with a double clothesline. Luchasaurus poses for the crowd. Luchasaurus goes for The Chokeslam, but Silver gets in the way. Luchasaurus HeadButts Reynolds. Luchasaurus Chokeslams Silver into Reynolds for a two count. Luchasaurus applies a front face lock. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus goes for a bodyslam, but Silver lands back on his feet. Silver SuperKicks Luchasaurus. Silver ducks a clothesline from Jungle Boy. Silver with The Rolling Elbow. Silver sends Luchasaurus tumbling to the floor. Silver tags in Reynolds.

Jungle Boy fights out of the electric chair position. Jungle Boy shoves Silver into Reynolds. Jungle Boy with a Release German Suplex. Jungle Boy chops Reynolds in the chest. Reynolds denies The SuperPlex. Silver runs interference. Luchasaurus with The Tower Of Doom. Silver with a Running Mid-Kick. Jungle Boy SuperKicks Silver. Reynolds with a Pop Up Knee Lift. Reynolds ducks a clothesline from Luchasaurus. Reynolds SuperKicks Luchasaurus. SuperKick/Step Up Enzuigiri Combination. Silver with a Shotgun Dropkick. Silver side steps Jungle Boy into the turnbuckles. Dark Order connects with their Step Up Enzuigiri/Rolling Elbow/Stunner/German Suplex/Jackknife Hold Combination for a two count. Jungle Boy kicks Reynolds in the face. Jungle Boy launches Silver over the top rope. Reynolds ducks a clothesline from Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy SuperKicks Reynolds. Luchasaurus HeadButts Silver. Jungle with The Slingshot Hurricanrana into Uno. Luchasaurus with a Headscissors Takeover. Jungle Boy drills Reynolds with The Canadian Destroyer for a two count. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus kicks Silver off the apron. Jungle Boy lands The Suicide Dive. Jurassic Express plants Reynolds with The Tombstone Cutter to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still AEW World Tag Team Champions, (43-15) The Jurassic Express via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez

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