AEW Dynamite Results (3/17/21): Britt Baker vs. Thunder Rosa

AEW Dynamite
March 17, 2021
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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross, and Tony Schiavone)

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (36-11-2) Cody Rhodes w/Arn Anderson vs. (24-15) Pentagon Jr 

Pentagon starts things off with a SomerSault Plancha. Pentagon kicks the left hamstring of Rhodes. Pentagon with a forearm smash. Pentagon dumps Rhodes out of the ring. Rhodes with a forearm smash. Pentagon continues to kick the left hamstring of Rhodes. Rhodes with a closed fist shot to the jaw. Pentagon SuperKicks Rhodes. Pentagon sends Rhodes face first into the steel ring post. Pentagon kicks the right hamstring of Rhodes. Forearm Exchange. Rhodes sends Pentagon back first into the steel barricade. Pentagon relentless with the hamstring kicks in this match. Pentagon unloads three overhand chops. Rhodes kicks Pentagon in the gut. Rhodes with a Front Suplex. Pentagon ducks a clothesline from Rhodes. Pentagon hits The SlingBlade for a two count. Pentagon uses the middle rope as a weapon. Rhodes kicks Pentagon in the gut. Rhodes with a drop down uppercut. Pentagon denies The Cross Rhodes.

Rhodes reverses out of the irish whip from Pentagon. Pentagon drops Rhodes with The Backstabber for a two count. Pentagon starts rearranging the steel guard rails. Pentagon kicks the left hamstring of Rhodes. Rhodes fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Rhodes with a straight right hand. Pentagon answers with The Pump Kick. Pentagon rolls Rhodes back into the ring. Rhodes with two haymakers. Rhodes with a Top Rope FrankenSteiner. Pentagon repeatedly kicks the left shoulder of Rhodes. Pentagon hyperextends the left shoulder of Rhodes. Rhodes kicks the right hamstring of Pentagon. Rhodes delivers his combination offense. Rhodes applies a side headlock. Pentagon whips Rhodes across the ring. Pentagon drops down on the canvas.

Rhodes brings Pentagon to the apron. Pentagon with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Rhodes drops Pentagon with The Disaster Kick. Rhodes lands The Suicide Dive. Rhodes rolls Pentagon back into the ring. Pentagon kicks the left shoulder of Rhodes. Pentagon slaps Rhodes in the chest. Cero Miedo. Rhodes SuperKicks Pentagon. Rhodes drills Pentagon with The Canadian Destroyer. Rhodes connects with The Cody Cutter for a two count. Rhodes denies The SuperKick. Rhodes hits The Cross Rhodes for a two count. Rhodes goes for The Figure Four Leg Lock, but Pentagon counters with The Sacrifice. Rhodes rolls Pentagon over to pickup the victory. After the match, Pentagon attacks Rhodes from behind. Pentagon transitions into a ground and pound attack. The Nightmare Family storms into the ring to make the save.

Winner: (37-11-2) Cody Rhodes via Pinfall 

Second Match: (1-0) Jade Cargill vs. (0-11) Dani Jordyn 

Jordyn talks smack to Cargill after the bell rings. Jordyn ducks a clothesline from Cargill. Standing Switch Exchange. Jordyn decks Cargill with a back elbow smash. Cargill nails Jordyn with The Pump Kick. Cargill with a Release German Suplex. Cargill pops back on her feet. Cargill connects with The Jaded to pickup the victory. After the match, Cargill tried to provoke Red Velvet.

Winner: (2-0) Jade Cargill via Pinfall 

The Pinnacle Segment 

Tully Blanchard: You know, it’s great being in the middle of this ring with this group of guys. Because one week ago, we stood in here with the greatest group that AEW had, The Inner Circle. And then you saw Santana and Ortiz, over here, handcuffed. And then you saw the tough guy, Jake Hager, over here, with two champagne bottles. Then you saw Sammy, over here, wearing a chair. And then right here, you saw their leader, Chris Jericho, and you saw this gentlemen right here, take a baseball bat and pop him.

So I guess that makes this group the baddest group in AEW. So when you climbed the mountain, and there is no place, you are at the pinnacle of this sports. And that’s where we are. Years ago, 34 years ago, I was with the greatest group of guys in the history of professional wrestling. And I’m gonna finish my career with the greatest group of guys in professional wrestling. You can mark the words.

MJF: Well, I guess I am Judas now, huh? Chris, pretending to like you is no walk in a park, something, quite frankly, you could use a little bit more of, champ. It wasn’t easy, Chris, being the most charismatic man in professional wrestling today and having to take a back seat to you for six straight months. Every single time you would talk, I had to fall back as far as your hairline. And, Chris, it damn sure wasn’t easy separating you from your little buddy Sammy Guevara as far apart from one and other as, well, I don’t know, your left pec from your right. But I did it, Chris. I played into your games. I shucked and I jived. I sang and I dance. I pretended to like you and your ha-ha comedy bullshit. But it worked, didn’t it? You thought you were taking me under your wing, while in reality, I was down there plucking you, feather by feather.

And then, the coupe de grace, Christopher, I convinced you and every single disgusting mouth breathing miscreant watching at home, that I wanted to take over The Inner Circle, when in reality, that was all just a rouse so you couldn’t see what was really coming. Chris, from day one, the goal was to kill The Inner Circle from the inside. I wanted to defeated to end the strongest faction in all of AEW. And on top of its remains, I wanted to build one even stronger. And, boy, have I ever. Tully Blanchard was absolutely right, shocking I know, he’s only the greatest mind in the history of professional wrestling, when he called us The Pinnacle, because that is exactly what we are. Ladies and gentlemen, look at this line up. You might not like it, but you got to look at it.

The War Dog, Wardlow, 278 pounds of sheer force and dominance, the best big man in professional wrestling today, Mr. Mayhem himself, and the best insurance policy professional wrestling has to offer. Double S, Shawn Spears, The Chairman, a wrestlers, wrestler. A veterans, veteran. A man who has been held down for far too long, but not anymore. See, Shawn Spears has always been a top guy and he’s gonna prove it now, week in and week out. And if you got problem with that, you can take it up with him, you’re gonna eat your words and then you’re gonna eat a chair shot. And last but certainly not least, Cash The Money, Dax The Ax, FTR,  the only grand slam world tag team champions in the history of professional wrestling. The greatest tag team on gods green earth and they look good doing it, baby.

And, well, then, then there’s little ole me, the guy who has only been on national TV for one year and is already the most talked about name in professional wrestling today. The guy, who on this mic and in this ring, is absolutely unstoppable. And the guy who is only 24 years of age, I’m already great now, but baby, I’m like a fine wine, I’m only gonna get better with age. I got 25 plus years left in the tank, and I bet that pisses you off, doesn’t it? It makes you blood boil, it makes your leg shake, it makes you want to take your fist and put it right through your TV screen, because deep down, you know, that when my career is all set and done, Chris Jericho is not gonna be the goat, no, that spot is reserved for yours truly. We are The Pinnacle. We are family. We will be the backbone of AEW for years to come. We will take every premiere championship this great sport has to offer. And as, The Pinnacle, we will take what we want, when we want. And right about now, Chris, you want what we want? I think we want your locker room. Chris, before I take that and every single thing you hold near and dear to your heart. Week after week, with me and my boys, allow me to give you a heart warming message. Hope I could get it right, guys, it’s been six months. I’m better than you and you know it.

Third Match: (23-8) The Jurassic Express & (7-3) Bear Country vs. (11-5) Matt Hardy, (18-26) Private Party, (25-13) The Butcher & The Blade w/The Bunny In A 10-Man Tag Team Match 

Matt Hardy and Marko Stunt will start things off. Stunt mocks Hardy. Hardy tugs on Stunt’s hair. Hardy drives his knee into the midsection of Stunt. Hardy goes for The Razor’s Edge, but Stunt lands back on his feet. Stunt slaps Hardy in the face. Stunt ducks a clothesline from Hardy. Stunt kicks Hardy in the gut. Stunt tags in Jungle Boy. Hardy catches Stunt in mid-air. Jungle Boy delivers The Missile Dropkick. That leads us to a pier six brawl. Meeting Of The Minds. Luchasaurus drops Butcher with The Pump Kick. Team Hardy regroups on the outside. Assisted SomerSault Plancha. Bear Country starts bickering with Jurassic Express. Boulder bodyslams Quen. Jungle Boy goes down in the process. Hardy hits The Side Effect for a two count. Hardy dumps Jungle Boy out of the ring. Hardy tags in Blade. Bunny repeatedly stomps on Jungle Boy’s chest. Jungle Boy with forearm shivers. Blade stops Jungle Boy in his tracks. Blade drags Jungle Boy to the corner. Assisted GutBuster for a two count. Blade is choking Jungle Boy with his boot.

Jungle Boy is displaying his fighting spirit. Following a snap mare takeover, Blade applies a rear chin lock. Jungle Boy with elbows into the midsection of Blade. Blade clotheslines Jungle Boy. Blade toys around with Jungle Boy. Blade punches Jungle Boy in the back. Blade rams his knee across Jungle Boy’s face. Blade goes back to the rear chin lock. Blade slaps Jungle Boy in the back. Jungle Boy fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Blade drives his knee into the midsection of Jungle Boy. Blade whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Jungle Boy with a Rebound Lariat. Luchasaurus and Kassidy are tagged in. Double Shoulder Tackle. Luchasaurus nails Butcher with The Pump Kick. Luchasaurus with a chop/haymaker combination. Luchasaurus with a Spinning Back Kick. Luchasaurus whips Kassidy across the ring. Luchasaurus sends Kassidy chest first into the canvas. Luchasaurus with a Back Body Drop to Quen. Luchasaurus sends Blade to the corner. Luchasaurus delivers his combination offense. Luchasaurus with a Release German Suplex. Luchasaurus pops back on his feet.

Luchasaurus goes for a Bodyslam, but Quen gets in the way. Luchasaurus ducks under a double clothesline from Private Party. Luchasaurus drops Kassidy with The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus with a RoundHouse Kick to Quen. Luchasaurus Chokeslams Kassidy. Luchasaurus with The Standing MoonSault for a two count. Luchasaurus HeadButts Butcher. Butcher with an Inside Out Lariat. Stunt responds with a Missile Dropkick. Stunt scrambles to the ring apron. Kassidy with heavy bodyshots. Luchasaurus tags in Bronson. Bronson with The Exploder Suplex. Stunt tags himself in. Stunt with forearm shivers. Butcher and Blade attacks Bear Country from behind. Quen runs interference. Kassidy drops Stunt with The Pump Kick. Kassidy tags in Quen. Double Irish Whip. Stunt decks Kassidy with a back elbow smash. Stunt kicks Private Party in the face. Hardy with clubbing blows to Stunt’s back. Private Party connects with The Gin and Juice. Kassidy tags in Hardy. Hardy plants Stunt with The Twist Of Fate to pickup the victory.

Winner: (12-5) Matt Hardy, (19-26) Private Party, (26-13) The Butcher & The Blade via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: (31-6-1) Jon Moxley & (9-7) Eddie Kingston vs. (3-0) The Good Brothers w/Don Callis

Good Brothers attacks Kingston on the stage before the bell rings. Moxley joins the fray. All hell is breaking loose in Jacksonville. Moxley sends Anderson ribs first into the steel barricade. Gallows with two uppercuts. Anderson throws Moxley into the barricade. Anderson with two haymakers. Anderson rams his elbow across Kingston’s face. Anderson transitions into a ground and pound attack. Gallows HeadButts Moxley. Good Brothers gangs up on Moxley. Good Brothers hits The Magic Killer on the floor. Anderson rolls Kingston back into the ring. Anderson kicks Kingston in the face. Anderson is raining down haymakers. Anderson hooks the outside leg for a one count. Anderson fish hooks Kingston. Anderson tags in Gallows. Gallows rakes the eyes of Kingston. Gallows with heavy bodyshots in the corner. Anderson attacks Kingston from the ring apron. The referee admonishes Anderson. Gallows continues to gauge the eyes of Kingston. Gallows HeadButts Kingston. Gallows tags in Anderson. Anderson stomps on Kingston’s chest. Anderson is choking Kingston with his boot. Anderson poses for the crowd. Kingston refuses to stay down. Anderson transitions into a ground and pound attack. Anderson tags in Gallows. Gallows drops Kingston with The RoundHouse Kick for a two count.

Gallows with a straight right hand. Kingston unloads three knife edge chops. Gallows kicks Moxley off the apron. Gallows uppercuts Kingston. Gallows rag dolls Kingston. Gallows tags in Anderson. Anderson rakes the eyes of Kingston. Anderson slams Kingston’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Kingston whips Anderson into the turnbuckles. Anderson tags in Gallows. Gallows with a Running Boot. Gallows tags in Anderson. Anderson hooks the outside leg for a two count. Eye Rake Exchange. Kingston starts biting Anderson’s fingers. Kingston tags in Gallows. Pie Face Exchange. Gallows HeadButts Kingston. Kingston decks Gallows with a back elbow smash. Gallows with a straight right hand. Gallows tags in Anderson. Anderson is choking Kingston with his boot. Anderson repeatedly stomps on Kingston’s chest. Anderson rams his elbow across Kingston’s face. Anderson tags in Gallows. Following a snap mare takeover, Gallows applies a rear chin lock. Kingston with heavy bodyshots. Gallows kicks Kingston in the gut. Gallows with the irish whip. Kingston kicks Gallows in the face. Kingston with a Flying Shoulder Tackle.

Gallows tags in Anderson. Anderson stops Kingston in his tracks. Kingston reverses out of the irish whip from Anderson. Kingston creates distance with The Exploder Suplex. Kingston tags in Moxley. Moxley with two clotheslines. Moxley goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Anderson lands back on his feet. Standing Switch Exchange. Moxley with a Release German Suplex. Moxley with a ShotGun Dropkick. Moxley knocks Gallows off the apron. Moxley repeatedly stomps on Anderson’s chest. Moxley is choking Anderson with his boot. Moxley decks Gallows with a back elbow smash. Anderson reverses out of the irish whip from Moxley. Moxley side steps Anderson into the turnbuckles. Moxley drops Anderson with a Running Lariat. Moxley hits The PileDriver for a two count. Moxley denies The Gallow’s Pole. Moxley with a Regal Knee Strike. Moxley lands The Suicide Dive. Anderson responds with The SpineBuster for a two count. Anderson tags in Gallows.

Running Boot/FlapJack Combination for a two count. Gallows with a RoundHouse Kick to Kingston. Belly to Back Suplex/NeckBreaker Combination. Gallows hooks the outside leg of Moxley for a two count. Gallows tags in Anderson. Anderson talks smack to Moxley. Palm Strike Exchange. Gallows with a straight right hand. Good Brothers goes for The Magic Killer, but Kingston gets in the way. Gallows uppercuts Kingston. Kingston ducks a clothesline from Gallows. Kingston clotheslines Gallows over the top rope. Gallows pulls Kingston out of the ring. Gallows throws Kingston into the barricade. Moxley connects with the inside cradle to pickup the victory. After the match, The Good Brothers gangs up on Moxley. Kenny Omega struts down to the ring with Don Callis. The Bullet Club attacks Kingston. Good Brother plants Kingston with The Magic Killer. Anderson wraps a chair around Kingston’s left ankle. Anderson with a Flying Foot Stomp. Good Brothers dumps Kingston out of the ring. Anderson wraps a chair around Moxley’s neck. The Young Bucks storms into the ring to make the save.

Winner: (32-6-1) Jon Moxley & (10-7) Eddie Kingston via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: (34-19) Fenix w/PAC vs. (13-22) Angelico  

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Wrist Lock Exchange. Fenix goes for a cobra twist, but Angelico counters with a double leg takedown. Angelico applies a side headlock. Second Wrist Lock Exchange. Fenix with a deep arm-drag. Test Of Strength. Angelico applies a standing arm-bar. Fenix HeadButts Angelico in the chest. Fenix unloads two knife edge chops. Angelico grabs the right shoulder of Fenix. Fenix applies The Sleeper Hold. Fenix with a flurry of rollups. Fenix blocks a boot from Angelico. Angelico applies an arm-bar. Angelico with clubbing blows to Fenix’s back. Angelico kicks Fenix in the face. Angelico blasts Fenix with a Mid-Kick. Angelico goes after Fenix’s medical tape. Angelico applies a rear chin lock on the middle rope. Angelico applies The Reverse Romero Special. Angelico sweeps out the legs of Fenix.

Angelico applies The Heel Hook. Angelico with a knee drops. Angelico uses the middle rope as a weapon. The referee is distracted by Pac. Angelico stomps on Fenix’s back. Angelico stands on Fenix’s back. Angelico has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Fenix with a SpringBoard Hurricanrana. Fenix SuperKicks Angelico. Fenix hits The Roll Through Cutter for a two count. Angelico with clubbing blows to Fenix’s back. Angelico crawls under Fenix. Angelico applies The Navarro Death Roll. Fenix grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Angelico kicks Fenix in the back. Angelico slips over Fenix’s back. Rollup Exchange. Angelico with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Fenix SuperKicks Angelico. Angelico with a RoundHouse Kick. Test Of Strength. Fenix hits The Crucifix Bomb. Fenix connects with The Fire Thunder Driver to pickup the victory.

Winner: (35-19) Fenix via Pinfall 

Line Up For Next Weeks AEW Dynamite 

– Nyla Rose w/Vickie Guerrero vs. Taynara Conti

– The Pinnacle w/Tully Blanchard vs. The Varsity Blonds & Dante Martin In A 6-Man Tag Team Match

– Darby Allin (c) vs. John Silver w/The Dark Order For The AEW TNT Championship

– Kenny Omega w/Don Callis vs. Matt Sydal w/Mike Sydal In The AEW World Championship Eliminator Match

Sixth Match: Britt Baker w/Rebel vs. Thunder Rosa In An Unsanctioned Lights Out Match 

Rebel attacks Rosa with the crutch before the bell rings. Rosa tees off on Rebel. Baker Spears Rosa through the ropes. Baker drops Rosa with The Air Raid Crash on the ramp way for a one count. Baker sends Rosa to the floor. Baker grabs a steel chair. Baker repeatedly drives the chair into the midsection of Rosa. Baker is gloating to the camera. Rosa throws the chair into Baker’s face. Rosa with multiple chair shots. Rosa is choking Baker with the chair. Rosa continues to whip Baker with the chair. Rosa dumps Baker over the ringside barricade. Baker and Rosa are brawling in the crowd. Rosa brings Baker to the woodshed. Rosa goes for a Running Cannonball Strike, but Baker ducks out of the way. Baker hooks the outside leg for a two count. The actions returns to the ringside area. Baker and Rosa are trading back and forth shots. Baker whips Rosa into the AEW Wall. Baker and Rebel sets up a table on the floor. Baker delivers The Curb Stomp on the steel ring steps. Baker slings multiple chairs into the ring. Rosa is busted open.

Baker with a straight right hand. Baker rolls Rosa back into the ring. Baker talks smack to Rosa. Baker with clubbing elbow smashes. Baker applies the cravate. Baker with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Baker puts her knee on the back of Rosa’s neck. Baker wedged a chair in between the turnbuckles. Forearm Exchange. Baker goes for a Flatliner, but Rosa counters with a Snap Vertical Suplex into the turnbuckles for a two count. Rosa fires off another chair shot across the the back of Baker. Rosa with forearm shivers. Rosa slams Baker’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Baker with forearm shivers. Baker puts Rosa on the top turnbuckle. Baker with The SuperPlex onto a pile of chairs for a two count. Rebel rolls a ladder into the ring. Rosa with a Running Bulldog into the ladder for a two count. Rosa with a Running Meteora. Rosa puts a ladder in front of Baker.

Rosa with a ShotGun Dropkick. Baker is busted open. Rosa stomps on Baker’s back. Rosa tees off on Baker. Baker clings onto the bottom rope. Rosa starts biting Baker’s forehead. Baker SuperKicks Rosa. Baker hits The Flatliner on the ladder. Rosa responds with an Avalanche Death Valley Driver into the ladder for a two count. Baker and Rosa are trading back and forth shots. Baker with The DDT on the chair. Baker connects with The Curb Stomp on the chair for a two count. Baker starts smiling. Rebel gives Baker the black glove. Baker pours thousands of thumbtacks on the canvas. Rosa denies The Swinging Fisherman’s NeckBreaker. Rebel runs interference. Rosa clocks Rebel with the crutch. Rosa with a dropkick that sends Rebel crashing through the table on the floor. Rosa fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Rosa PowerBombs Baker on the thumbtacks for a two count. Baker applies The Lock Jaw. Rosa rolls Baker into the thumbtacks to create separation. Baker SuperKicks Rosa. Baker is choking Rosa with her boot. Rosa nails Baker with an open palm strike. Rosa connects with The Fire Thunder Driver through the table to pickup the victory.

Winner: Thunder Rosa via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez