WrestleMania 36 Night 1 Results
April 4, 2020
WWE Performance Center
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WrestleMania 36 Kickoff Match: Cesaro vs. Drew Gulak
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Gulak grabs the left shoulder of Cesaro. Gulak wrestles Cesaro down to the mat. Gulak applies a side headlock. Gulak whips Cesaro to the corner. Gulak kicks Cesaro in the face. Cesaro responds with a Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker for a two count. Cesaro goes for The Neutralizer, but Gulak counters with The Fujiwara Arm-Bar. Gulak transitions into a Cross-Arm-Breaker. Cesaro gets Gulak’s shoulders pinned to the mat for a two count. Cesaro with a One-Arm PowerBomb. Cesaro goes for The Neutralizer, but Gulak counters with The CrossFace.
Cesaro grabs the bottom rope to create separation. Gulak dumps Cesaro over the top rope. Gulak with a Flying Clothesline off the ring apron. Cesaro with a big haymaker. Cesaro rolls Gulak back into the ring. Gulak with an arm-ringer across the top rope. Gulak clotheslines Cesaro over the top rope. Gulak is fired up. Cesaro goes for another Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker, but Gulak counters with a Deep Arm-Drag on the floor.
Gulak repeatedly sends Cesaro shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Gulak goes for a Flying Clothesline, but Cesaro counters with a Leaping European Uppercut for a two count. Gulak rolls Cesaro over for a two count. Gulak applies The Fujiwara Arm-Bar. Cesaro refuses to quit. Cesaro with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Gulak responds with a sunset flip for a two count. Cesaro negates The GuLock. Cesaro PowerSlams Gulak. Cesaro drops Gulak with The Big Boot. Gulak nearly knockdowns the referee. Cesaro uppercuts Gulak. Cesaro connects with The No Hand Airplane Spin to pickup the victory.
Winner: Cesaro via Pinfall
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WRESTLEMANIA 36 !!!!
First Match: The Kabuki Warriors (c) vs. Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross For The WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship
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Asuka and Bliss will start things off. Asuka ducks a clothesline from Bliss. Asuka is playing mind games with Bliss. Asuka tags in Sane. Sane toys around with Bliss. Bliss slaps Sane in the face. Bliss ducks a clothesline from Sane. Bliss with The ChokeHold STO. Bliss taunts Asuka. Bliss with a Double Knee Drop. The referee is trying to calm down Asuka. Bliss tags in Cross. Cross with a Running Dropkick for a one count. Cross ducks a clothesline from Sane. Cross applies The Sleeper Hold. Sane backs Cross into the turnbuckles. Asuka tags herself in. Asuka repeatedly stomps on Cross’s chest. Following a snap mare takeover, Asuka kicks Cross in the back. Asuka paint brushes Cross. Cross with forearm shivers. Asuka shoves Cross towards the ropes. Bliss tags herself in. Cross dumps Asuka out of the ring. Cross with clubbing blows to Sane’s chest. Bliss follows that with a Baseball Slide Dropkick. Bliss with a Flying Cannonball Senton off the ring apron. Cross delivers a Flying Crossbody Block off the ring apron.
Cross is fired up. Bliss rolls Asuka back into the ring. Bliss hooks the leg for a two count. Bliss applies a wrist lock. Bliss tags in Cross. Cross with a Flying Double Axe Handle Strike. Cross applies a wrist lock. Asuka breaks free with a forearm smash. Asuka tags in Sane. Sane with an Axe Kick. Cross throws Sane out of the ring. Sane with three overhand chops. Bliss nails Asuka with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Sane with clubbing blows to Cross back. Asuka sends Bliss face first into the steel ring post. Sane with a Flying HeadScissors TakeOver on the floor. Asuka SuperKicks Cross. Kabuki Warriors have regained complete control of the match. Asuka stomps on Cross back. Asuka taunts Bliss. Asuka kicks Cross in the chest. Asuka slams Cross head on the top turnbuckle pad. Asuka tags in Sane. Sane punches Cross in the back. Double Irish Whip. Sane drops down on the canvas. Asuka kicks the midsection of Cross. Sane follows that with another Axe Kick. Running Bulldog/Basement Dropkick Combination for a one count. Sane transitions into a ground and pound attack.
Sane goes for The Alabama Slam, but Cross rolls her over for a two count. Cross uses her feet to create separation. Cross tags in Bliss. Bliss with two running clotheslines. Bliss delivers her combination offense. Sane side steps Bliss into the turnbuckles. Bliss rocks Sane with a forearm smash. Asuka is running interference. Sane gets Cross tied in the tree of woe. Sane with The Flying Double Foot Stomp for a two count. Sane is choking Bliss with her boot. Bliss is displaying her fighting spirit. Sane hits The Sliding D for a two count. Sane brings Bliss to the corner. Sane tags in Asuka. Kabuki Warriors are manipulating the referee’s rules in the corner. Asuka applies an arm-bar. Asuka pulls Bliss down to the mat. Asuka puts her knee on the back of Bliss neck. Sane attacks Bliss behind the referee’s back. Asuka with a Running Hip Attack in the corner. Asuka goes for The Running Bulldog, but Bliss blocks it. Asuka with a Pop Up Knee Strike for a two count. Asuka slams Bliss head on the top turnbuckle pad. Asuka goes for another Hip Attack, but Bliss gets her knees up in the air. Bliss avoids The Spinning Back Fist. Bliss with a forearm smash. Asuka responds with a RoundHouse Kick.
Cross and Sane are tagged in. Cross with two forearm knockdowns. Cross levels Sane with a Body Avalanche. Cross follows that with a Running Bulldog. Cross with a Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Sane rakes the eyes of Cross. Sane tags in Asuka. Cross launches Sane over the top rope. Asuka attacks Cross from behind. Asuka unloads a flurry of strikes. Cross connects with The Purge. Sane breaks the cover with The Insane Elbow. Cross with a waist lock go-behind. Cross with an O’Connor Roll for a two count. Asuka Lock. Bliss breaks the submission with Twisted Bliss. Sane Spears Bliss. Asuka with The Code Breaker. Asuka tags in Sane. Cross has Sane perched on the top turnbuckle. Complete slugfest in the corner. Asuka tags herself in. Kabuki Warriors with a Flying Forearm Smash/PowerBomb Combination for a two count. Sane knocks Bliss off the ring apron. Sane nearly collides with Asuka. Cross sends Asuka shoulder first into the steel ring post. Sane goes for The Spinning Back Fist, but Cross counters with The Purge. Cross tags in Bliss. Bliss plants Sane with Twisted Bliss to pickup the victory.
Winner: New WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross via Pinfall
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Second Match: King Corbin vs. Elias
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Corbin wants the referee to declare him the winner via forfeit. Elias finally arrives. Elias clocks Corbin with his acoustic guitar. Elias kicks Corbin in the gut. Elias sends Corbin back first across the steel ring steps. Elias blasts Corbin with a knife edge chop. Elias repeatedly slams Corbin’s head on the ring apron. Elias rolls Corbin back into the ring. The referee is trying to calm down Elias. Elias is mauling Corbin in the corner. Elias whips Corbin across the ring. Elias scores the elbow knockdown for a one count. Elias with a knife edge chop. Elias stomps on Corbin’s chest. Elias is choking Corbin with his boot. Elias drops Corbin with a Swinging NeckBreaker for a two count. Elias relying too much on knife edge chops. Corbin dumps Elias out of the ring. Corbin sends Elias shoulder first into the steel ring post. Corbin hooks both legs for a two count. Corbin kicks Elias in the gut. Corbin with two haymakers. Corbin with the irish whip. Corbin follows that with The Wrap Around Lariat for a two count.
Corbin is displaying his frustration. Corbin with clubbing elbow smashes. Corbin demands respect from the announce team. Elias is trying to build momentum. Corbin with a desperation knee lift into the midsection of Elias. Corbin drives Elias shoulder first into the steel ring post. Corbin hooks the outside leg for a two count. Corbin argues with the referee. Corbin repeatedly drives his elbow into Elias chest. Elias sends Corbin shoulder first into the steel ring post. This allows Elias to catch his breathe. Elias clotheslines Corbin. Corbin reverses out of the irish whip from Elias. Elias nails Corbin with The Mule Kick.
Elias repeatedly stomps on Corbin’s chest. Elias with forearm shivers. Elias has snapped. Elias kicks Corbin in the face. Elias connects with Drift Away for a two count. Elias dives over Corbin. Corbin hits Deep Six for a two count. Both men are struggling to get back on their feet. Elias avoids The Wrap Around Lariat. Elias with a Jumping Knee Strike for a two count. Elias stomps on Corbin’s chest. Corbin rolls himself out of harms way. Corbin decks Elias with a throat punch. The referee catches Corbin using the middle rope for leverage. Elias rolls Corbin over with a hand full of tights to pickup the victory.
Winner: Elias via Pinfall
Third Match: Becky Lynch (c) vs. Shayna Baszler For The WWE Raw Women’s Championship
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Slugfest after the bell rings. Baszler delivers a gut punch. Baszler immediately goes for The Kirifuda Clutch, but Becky heads to the outside. Baszler repeatedly kicks the left hamstring of Becky. Baszler slams Becky’s head on the ring apron. Baszler resets the referee’s ten count. Baszler goes for a PowerBomb, but Becky counters with a Hurricanrana on the floor. Becky slams Baszler’s head on the announce table. Becky throws Baszler into the steel ring steps. Becky tosses Baszler back inside the ring. Becky delivers a Missile Dropkick. Becky follows that with a Flying Forearm Smash. Becky repeatedly stomps on Baszler’s chest. The referee admonishes Becky. Becky with two uppercuts. Becky with a Spinning Back Kick. Becky goes for The BexPloder, but Baszler blocks it. Becky with clubbing elbow smashes. Becky goes for a SpringBoard Side Kick, but Baszler counters with a High Knee Strike.
Becky negates The Butterfly Cutter. Baszler escapes The Dis-Arm-Her. Baszler goes for The Kirifuda Clutch, but Becky rolls her over for a two count. Baszler hits The SpineBuster. Baszler connects with The Butterfly Cutter for a two count. Baszler tells Becky to get up. Becky avoids The Running Knee Strike. Baszler sends Becky to the ring apron. Becky kicks Baszler in the chest. Forearm Exchange. Baszler drives her knee into the midsection of Becky. Becky responds with The Rock Bottom on the ring apron for a two count. Becky is distraught. Becky drags Baszler to the corner. Becky climbs to the top turnbuckle. Baszler kicks Becky in the face. Baszler throws Becky off the top turnbuckle. Baszler applies The Cross-Arm-Breaker.
Becky gets Baszler shoulders pinned to the mat for a two count. Baszler locks in The Dis-Arm-Her. Baszler sends Becky face first to the canvas. Baszler with a high knee strike for a two count. Becky decks Baszler with a JawBreaker. Becky applies The Dis-Arm-Her on the top rope. Baszler responds with The Rope Assisted Kirifuda Clutch. Becky heads to the outside. Baszler kicks Becky in the ribs. Baszler repeatedly swings Becky’s head against the announce table. Baszler talks smack to Becky. Baszler rolls Becky back into the ring. Baszler goes for a GutWrench Suplex, but Becky lands back on her feet. Baszler locks in The Kirifuda Clutch. Becky rolls Baszler over to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still WWE Raw Women’s Champion, Becky Lynch via Pinfall
Fourth Match: Sami Zayn (c) w/Shinsuke Nakamura & Cesaro vs. Daniel Bryan w/Drew Gulak For The WWE Intercontinental Championship
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Zayn starts playing mind games with Bryan after the bell rings. Zayn uses Cesaro and Nakamura to use his advantage. Bryan is getting visibly upset. Bryan starts chasing after Zayn, but Cesaro and Nakamura continues to get in the way. Zayn abuses the referee’s ten count. Gulak with a Flying Clothesline off the ring apron. Gulak is throwing haymakers at Cesaro. Gulak kicks Cesaro in the chest. Gulak propels Cesaro and Nakamura over the ringside barricade. Bryan offers to let Zayn get intentionally counted out since he doesn’t want to wrestle. Bryan tackles Zayn on the ramp. Bryan is raining down haymakers. Bryan rolls Zayn back into the ring.
Zayn begs for mercy. Bryan with a single leg takedown. Bryan transitions into a ground and pound attack. Bryan with clubbing knee smashes. Bryan pulls Zayn back inside the ring. Bryan kicks the left hamstring of Zayn. Bryan continues to tee off on Zayn. Zayn regroups on the outside. Bryan lands The Suicide Dive. Bryan with Two Mid-Kicks. Bryan rolls Zayn back into the ring. Bryan delivers a Missile Dropkick. Bryan fish hooks Zayn. Bryan with clubbing crossfaces. Bryan talks smack to Zayn. Bryan with Two Slaps. Corner YES Kicks! Bryan drills Zayn with The Corner Dropkick. Bryan is picking Zayn apart.
Zayn decks Bryan with a back elbow smash. Zayn with rapid fire haymakers. Zayn drops Bryan with a Running Clothesline. Zayn winces in pain. Zayn unloads two knife edge chops. Zayn with forearm shivers. Bryan is pissed. Zayn whips Bryan across the ring. Bryan ducks a clothesline from Zayn. Bryan with a Running Clothesline. YES Kicks! Bryan with The RoundHouse Kick. Bryan repeatedly stomps on Zayn’s face. Cesaro and Nakamura sends Gulak crashing into the steel ring steps. Bryan wipes out Cesaro and Nakamura with The Suicide Dive. Bryan goes for a Flying Clothesline, but Zayn counters with The Helluva Kick to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still WWE Intercontinental Champion, Sami Zayn via Pinfall
Fifth Match: John Morrison (c) vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Jimmy Uso in a Triple Threat Ladder Match For The WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
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Feeling out process after the bell rings. All three superstars rolls separate ladders into the ring. Jimmy with clubbing blows to Morrison’s back. Jimmy with a knife edge chop. Morrison kicks Jimmy off the ladder. Kofi with Two HeadButts. Jimmy pulls Morrison off the ladder. Kofi with a Flying Crossbody Block off the ladder. Morrison scales the ladder. Morrison with a forearm smash. Following a snap mare takeover, Morrison with a Shining Wizard. Morrison thrust kicks the midsection of Jimmy. Morrison with two haymakers. Kofi and Morrison are exchanging blows. Kofi denies The Moonlight Drive. Kofi goes for The SOS, but Morrison blocks it. Morrison avoids The Trouble In Paradise. Morrison goes for a SpringBoard Enzuigiri, but Kofi ducks out of the way. Kofi HeadButts Jimmy off the ladder. Morrison is running interference. Jimmy drags Morrison off the ladder. Jimmy SuperKicks Morrison. Morrison with a forearm smash. Morrison kicks the left shoulder of Jimmy. Morrison follows that with a hook kick to the chest. Jimmy fires back with a knife edge chop. Jimmy and Morrison dumps Kofi out of the ring.
Jimmy kicks Morrison in the gut. Jimmy continues to light up Morrison’s chest. Morrison slides underneath the ladder. Morrison with a thumb to the eye. Morrison knocks Jimmy down with the ladder. There’s another ladder that’s wedged in the corner. Morrison hits the left ankle of Jimmy with the ladder. Jimmy with a blistering chop. Jimmy uppercuts Morrison. Jimmy puts Morrison on the top turnbuckle. Jimmy slams Morrison head on the ladder. Jimmy goes for The SuperPlex, but Morrison blocks it. Morrison with heavy bodyshots. Morrison dumps Jimmy back first on the wedged ladder. Morrison lands The Twisting Corkscrew Splash. Morrison kicks Jimmy out of the ring. Morrison repositions the ladder. Kofi with a SpringBoard FrankenSteiner off the ladder. Jimmy and Kofi are trading back and forth shots. Kofi knocks Jimmy off the ring apron. Kofi with a SlingShot Pescado to the floor. Pure chaos inside the WWE Performance Center. Jimmy starts running on the ringside barricade. Kofi throws the ladder into Jimmy’s face. Kofi kicks Jimmy in the ribs. Kofi bridges a ladder between the barricade and the ring apron.
Kofi slams Jimmy’s face on the ladder. Kofi lays Jimmy flat on the bridge ladder. Kofi drags himself to the top turnbuckle. Morrison tight rope walks across the ring. Morrison with an Avalanche Spanish Fly. Jimmy responds with The Uso Splash. Jimmy starts climbing up the ladder. Kofi is doing everything he can to prevent Jimmy from grabbing the tag team titles. Morrison is throwing haymakers at Kofi. Kofi HeadButts Morrison. Kofi connects with The Flying Double Foot Stomp off the ladder. Kofi kicks Morrison out of the ring. We see another ladder bridge. Jimmy kicks Kofi in mid-air. Jimmy drives Kofi face first into the ladder. Jimmy SuperKicks Morrison in mid-air. Morrison is draped across the ladder bridge. Morrison sends Jimmy crashing to the outside. Morrison is finger tips away from victory. Kofi with desperation haymakers. Morrison kicks Kofi in the gut. Jimmy somehow gets back on his feet. Jimmy HeadButts Morrison. Three way slugfest in the center of the ring. We have a tug of war on the top of the ladder. Jimmy and Kofi knocks Morrison off the ladder with a Double HeadButt. Morrison wisely pulls down the tag team titles as he falling off the ladder to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions, The Miz & John Morrison
Sixth Match: Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens In A No Disqualification Match
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Rollins uses the ropes as a human shield. Rollins delivers a timely cheap shot. Rollisn with two haymakers. Rollins heads to the outside. Owens is throwing haymakers at Rollins. Owens sends Rollins chest first into the ringside barricade. Owens rolls Rollins back into the ring. Owens avoids The Curb Stomp. Owens continues to tee off on Rollins. Owens blasts Rollins with a knife edge chop. Owens is mauling Rollins in the corner. Rollins kicks Owens in the chest. Owens clotheslines Rollins. Owens follows that with Two Senton Splashes. Owens talks smack to Rollins. Rollins is favoring his rib cage. Owens with a blistering chop. Owens repeatedly throws Rollins into the ringside barricades. Owens resets the referee’s ten count. Owens kicks Rollins in the chest. Owens calls Rollins a joke.
Owens goes for a PowerBomb, but Rollins counters with a Back Body Drop on the ring apron. Rollins hits The Falcon Arrow on the apron. Rollins tells Owens to bring it. Rollins lands Two Suicide Dives. Rollins tells Owens that he becomes a god under pressure. Rollins asks Owens how his kids would feel about their father continuing to be a failure on the biggest stage of them all. Owens clocks Rollins with a leaping forearm smash. Rollins drops Owens with The SlingBlade. Rollins transition into a ground and pound attack. Rollins repeatedly kicks Owens in the back. Rollins toys around with Owens. Rollins thrust kicks the midsection of Owens. Owens side steps Two Curb Stomps. Owens kicks Rollins in the gut. Owens nails Rollins with a Spike DDT. Owens side steps Rollins into the turnbuckles. Owens SuperKicks Rollins. Owens hits The Running Cannonball Strike. Owens lands The Swanton Bomb for a two count.
Owens says that Rollins is going nowhere. Owens goes for The Pop Up PowerBomb, but Rollins lands back on his feet. Owens avoids The RoundHouse Kick. Owens denies The SuperKick. Rollins negates The Stunner. Rollins with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Owens responds with an Inside Out Lariat. Owens pokes fun at Rollins monikers. Owens goes for The SuperPlex, but Rollins blocks it. Rollins rakes the eyes of Owens. Rollins BuckleBombs Owens. Rollins unloads Two SuperKick. Rollins goes for The Curb Stomp, but Owens counters with The Pop Up PowerBomb for a two count. Rollins tries to run away from Owens. Rollins decks Owens with a back elbow smash. Rollins uses the ring bell to get himself intentionally disqualified. Owens starts questioning Rollins manhood.
Owens demands that this match gets restarted as a no disqualification match. Rollins obliges. Rollins tells the referee to ring the bell. Rollins with a Flying Knee Strike. Rollins slaps Owens in the back of the head. Rollins dumps Owens out of the ring. Rollins sends Owens chest first into the barricade. Rollins kicks Owens in the chest. Rollins is displaying his frustration. Rollins nails Owens with the steel ring stair. Rollins delivers multiple chair shots. Rollins tells Owens to shut his mouth. Rollins clears the announce table. Owens uses the ring bell as a weapon. Owens puts Rollins through the announce table with a Flying Elbow Drop off the WrestleMania SIGN !!! Owens brings Rollins back inside the ring. Owens connects with The Stunner to pickup the victory.
Winner: Kevin Owens via Pinfall
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Seventh Match: Goldberg (c) vs. Braun Strowman For The WWE Universal Championship
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Huge standoff after the bell rings. Strowman talks smack to Goldberg. Goldberg kicks Strowman in the gut. Goldberg with the irish whip. Strowman sends Goldberg into the turnbuckles. Strowman goes for a Running PowerSlam, but Goldberg lands back on his feet. Goldberg with Three Spears for a two count. Goldberg delivers a Massive Spear. Goldberg is fired up. Goldberg goes for The Jack Hammer, but Strowman counters with Three PowerSlams. Strowman tells Goldberg to get up. Strowman plants Goldberg with The Running PowerSlam to pickup the victory.
Winner: New WWE Universal Champion, Braun Strowman via Pinfall
Eight Match: The Undertaker vs. AJ Styles w/The OC In A Boneyard Match
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AJ Styles: Oh, what a ride. So scary? That doesn’t look scary at all. Hey, Undertaker, where are you? I’m here. Come on, big man. Where are you at? I’m ready. I hear him. Wow, there he is. I didn’t think you’d show up. Does Michelle know that you’re out late? I took the liberty of digging your grave for you. Doesn’t it look nice?
The Undertaker: You dug your own grave.
AJ Styles: You think so? Come on, old man. Let’s see what you got. You think you still got it?
The Undertaker: I got enough for you.
AJ Styles: That’s what you think.
Styles grabs a brick. Taker with rapid fire haymakers. Taker tells Styles to get up. Styles is trying to back away from Taker. Taker whips Styles against the casket. Taker repeatedly slams Styles head on the casket. Taker gets a cut on his left shoulder trying to smash a window. Taker launches Styles back first into hood of the hearse. Taker transitions into a ground and pound attack.
The Undertaker: Don’t you ever speak about my wife you sorry son of a bitch. Yeah. You want some more, huh? That’s all right. I got a lot more. Come on. Come here.
Styles throws dirt into Taker’s eyes. Styles with a straight right hand. Styles delivers a low blow.
AJ Styles: Gonna put your ass in your grave. Get in your grave. Come on. Get your ass in there. Just fall already.
Haymaker Exchange. Styles falls into the grave.
The Undertaker: How does it feel down there?
Karl Anderson: Hey, Deadman, we are just getting started.
Undertaker gets surrounded by a collection of hired cosplay druids. Taker displays his fighting spirit. The OC attacks Taker from behind. Gallows transitions into a ground and pound attack. Anderson grabs a shovel. Taker kicks Anderson in the chest. Taker lays out Gallows.
The Undertaker: You want to use a shovel, huh? All right. Let’s use a shovel. Get your ass up.
Styles breaks a tombstone over Taker’s back.
AJ Styles: Going to bury me? You don’t got what it takes, old man. Come on. Michelle should’ve never let you out. You made me break my finger. Stay down, old man. Stay down. Come on, Undertaker. Just give up. Retire, already, man. Let me bury you. Get up. I’m begging you. Get up. You just don’t have it anymore, old man. You just don’t have it anymore. You’re a shell, a broken shell of what you used to be. Phenom? You’re a nobody. I thought you were The American Bad Ass? What you are now, a broken down old bitch. Trust me, Undertaker. I’m doing the world a favor. I’m going to bury you. Right here, right now. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Styles tackles Taker through the barn door. Taker is wincing in pain. Taker gives Styles the middle finger. Styles is picking Taker apart. Styles hits Taker with the shovel. Taker falls into the grave. Styles walks towards the dirt tractor. Somehow, Taker stands behind Styles. Styles is shocked. Taker starts kicking Styles ass. Taker summons the unholy trinity as Styles begins to scurry away from The Deadman.
The Undertaker: Come on, AJ. Why are you running? You can’t run, AJ. You don’t last 30 years around here without kicking ass. You can run, but you can’t hide. Remember? This is what you wanted, right? Where are you going, AJ? Nowhere to run.
Taker drops Anderson with The Big Boot. Taker is trying to fend off The OC’s numbers advantage. Taker launches Gallows off the roof. Taker connects with The TombStone PileDriver. Styles is throwing haymakers, but is having zero effect on Taker. Taker ChokeSlams Styles to the ground
The Undertaker: You still want to talk? Hey, what’s my wife’s name? You remember her name now, huh? You remember? Why don’t you tell me how old I am? Going to hurt my legacy? Stay with me, boy. We’re not done yet. We’re just getting started. Isn’t that what you told me? Here, buddy. Come on over here. Right? I want to talk to you. Hang on for a second. Let me help you out here. You see, you aren’t going to last as long as I did.
You’re a lot tougher than I gave you credit for. What do you think? What are you sorry for? Tell me. No, don’t look over there, i’m over here. Those ribs hurt, don’t they? We’re going to do this. Go out like a man. What? Come on, old man. I’m an old man, right? Yea, you’re sorry. You gave a hell of a fight. You think i’m gonna bury you, really? You just fought your ass off. Come here, man. There’s a lot of people that haven’t given me that fight. You’re good, brother. Are you all right?
Taker delivers one final Big Boot that sends Styles crashing inside the grave. Taker gets on the dirt tractor. Taker buries Styles alive to pickup the victory. We see AJ Styles name engraved on the tombstone. Taker starts riding off to the sunset to close the show.
Winner: The Undertaker
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