WrestleMania 36 Night 2 Results
April 5, 2020
WWE Performance Center
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WrestleMania 36 Kickoff Match: Liv Morgan vs. Natalya
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Morgan shakes Natalya’s hand. Natalya with a side headlock takeover. Morgan rolls Natalya over for a two count. The feeling out process continues. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Natalya applies a side headlock. Natalya with a quick rollup for a two count. Natalya taunts Morgan. Morgan blocks a boot from Natalya. Natalya with a single leg takedown. Morgan grabs the side headlock. Natalya applies a waist lock. Morgan kicks out the legs of Natalya. Morgan ducks a clothesline from Natalya. Morgan with a rollup for a two count. Morgan kicks Natalya in the ribs. Morgan whips Natalya across the ring. Morgan smacks her ass. Morgan with a Running Hip Attack.
Natalya side steps Morgan into the turnbuckles. Natalya with a straight right hand. Natalya follows that with a SlingShot Atomic Drop. Natalya runs over Morgan’s back. Natalya delivers a Basement Dropkick for a two count. Natalya launches Morgan over the top rope. Morgan with a forearm smash. Morgan slams Natalya’s head on the top rope. Natalya kicks Morgan in the chest. Natalya hits The Discus Lariat. Natalya rolls Morgan back into the ring. Natalya with a Snap Vertical Suplex. Natalya locks in The SurfBoard Stretch. Natalya sends Morgan face first into the canvas. Morgan rolls Natalya over for a two count. Morgan applies a side headlock.
Natalya stomps on the left foot of Morgan. Morgan goes for a SlingShot Bulldog, but Natalya blocks it. Morgan connects with The Jersey CodeBreaker. Morgan with a Running Dropkick across Natalya’s back. Natalya goes for The Michinoku Driver, but Morgan lands back on her feet. Standing Switch Exchange. Morgan denies The O’Connor Roll. Natalya with The SitOut WheelBarrow FaceBuster for a two count. Natalya goes for The Sharpshooter, but Morgan counters with an inside cradle. Morgan with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Natalya goes for The German Suplex, but Morgan blocks it. Rollup Exchange. Morgan finds the proper pinning combination to pickup the victory.
Winner: Liv Morgan via Pinfall
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Welcome back, @WWEUniverse.
Night 2 of The Only #WrestleMania Too Big For Just One Night starts…
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WRESTLEMANIA 36 !!!!
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First Match: Rhea Ripley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair For The WWE NXT Women’s Championship
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Charlotte is trying to punk out Ripley in the beginning stages of the match. Standing Switch Exchange. Charlotte with a single leg takedown. Ripley uses her feet to create separation. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Charlotte backs Ripley into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for the clean break. Ripley yells at Charlotte. Charlotte shoves Ripley. Charlotte unloads five knife edge chops. Ripley reverses out of the irish whip from Charlotte. Ripley drops Charlotte with a Running Boot. Ripley hits The RipTide for a two count. Charlotte regroups on the outside. Ripley tells Charlotte to bring it. Ripley starts chasing after Charlotte. Charlotte repeatedly stomps on Ripley’s chest. Ripley kicks Charlotte in the face. Ripley drags Charlotte out of the ring. Charlotte decks Ripley with a throat thrust. Charlotte sends Ripley chest first into the steel ring steps. Ripley with a back elbow smash. Ripley follows that with a Cannonball Senton off the steel ring steps.
Ripley rolls Charlotte back into the ring. Ripley dropkicks Charlotte. Ripley with clubbing shoulder blocks. Ripley punches Charlotte in the back. Ripley slams Charlotte’s head on the canvas. Ripley stomps on Charlotte’s back. Ripley toys around with Charlotte. Ripley with The Vertical Suplex for a two count. Ripley repeatedly kicks Charlotte in the back. Ripley applies The BodyScissors Hold. Ripley rolls Charlotte over for a two count. Charlotte with a forearm smash. Ripley responds with a Big Boot. Ripley goes for a Running Boot, but Charlotte counters with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Charlotte repeatedly stomps on the left knee of Ripley. Charlotte abuses the referee’s five count. Charlotte talks smack to Ripley. Charlotte continues to pick apart the left knee of Ripley. Ripley slaps Charlotte in the face. Charlotte kicks the back of Ripley’s injured knee. Charlotte applies the toe and ankle hold. Charlotte hyperextends the left leg of Ripley. Charlotte repeatedly wraps the left leg of Ripley around the steel ring post. Ripley pulls Charlotte’s shoulder into the ring post.
Charlotte delivers a chop block. Charlotte with Two Seated Senton’s on the injured left knee of Ripley. Charlotte continues to run her mouth about being responsible for NXT. Charlotte has complete control of the match. Ripley with a quick rollup for a one count. Charlotte goes for a Bodyslam, but Ripley lands back on her feet. Ripley with a Belly to Back Face Slam. Charlotte and Ripley are exchanging blows. Charlotte with a blistering chop. Ripley blocks a lariat from Charlotte. Ripley with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Charlotte yanks on Ripley’s hair. Short-Arm Reversal by Ripley. Ripley SuperKicks Charlotte. Ripley follows that with a RoundHouse Kick. Ripley with a Running Dropkick. Ripley is trying to fire herself up. Ripley with three short-arm clotheslines. Charlotte launches Ripley over the top rope. Charlotte kicks Ripley off the ring apron. Ripley nails Charlotte with a Hook Kick. Ripley hits The SitOut GourdBuster for a two count.
Ripley applies a waist lock. Charlotte decks Ripley with a back elbow smash. Charlotte goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Ripley lands back on her feet. Charlotte rocks Ripley with a forearm smash in the corner. Charlotte has the injured left knee of Ripley across the middle rope. Charlotte goes for a SlingShot Knee Drop, but Ripley counters with a back elbow smash. Ripley delivers a Missile Dropkick for a two count. Ripley is trying to get the feeling back in her left leg. Charlotte kicks Ripley in the face. Charlotte follows that with another chop block. Charlotte drops her weight on the injured left knee of Ripley. Charlotte has been ultra aggressive during this match. Ripley repeatedly stomps on the midsection of Charlotte. Ripley applies The Reverse CloverLeaf. Charlotte kicks Ripley in the chest. Ripley negates The Figure Eight.
Charlotte with a pinning combination for a two count. Charlotte applies The Boston Crab. Rollup Exchange. Ripley with a low roundhouse kick. Charlottes goes back to stomping on the left knee of Ripley. Ripley connects with The Big Boot for a two count. Ripley is mauling Charlotte in the corner. Ripley puts Charlotte on the top turnbuckle. Ripley goes for The SuperPlex, but Charlotte blocks it. Charlotte sends Ripley crashing to the canvas. Charlotte goes for The MoonSault, but Ripley gets her feet up in the air. Charlotte Spears Ripley for a two count. Charlotte goes for The Figure Eight, but Ripley rolls her over for a two count. Charlotte with a double leg takedown. Charlotte makes Ripley tap out to The Figure Eight.
Winner: New WWE NXT Women’s Champion, Charlotte Flair via Submission
Second Match: Aleister Black vs. Bobby Lashley w/Lana
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Feeling out process after the bell rings. Lashley sends Black across the ring. Test Of Strength. Black applies The Kimura Lock. Black with a single leg takedown. Lashley dumps Black chest first on the canvas. Lashley is putting the boots to the midsection of Black. Lashley punches Black in the back. Lashley applies The Bear Hug. Black sends Lashley tumbling to the floor. Black with a Running Boot. Lashley avoids The Orihara MoonSault. Lashley with an OverHead Belly to Belly Suplex on the floor. Lashley is choking Black with his boot. Lashley drives Black back first into the ringside barricade. Lashley shoots the half for a two count.
Lashley is smothering Black. Lashley applies a rear chin lock. Black gets back to a vertical base. Lashley runs Black into the turnbuckles. Lashley slams Black’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Lashley with a straight right hand. Lashley is mauling Black in the corner. Lashley with a Corner Spear. Lashley follows that with a Spinning NeckBreaker. Lashley goes for The Delayed Vertical Suplex, but Black lands on the ring apron. Black gets Lashley tied up in the ropes. Black kicks Lashley in the chest. Black dives over Lashley. Lashley PowerSlams Black. Lashley uses the middle rope as a weapon. Lashley kicks the left shoulder of Black.
Lashley connects with The Brain Buster for a two count. Lashley goes for The Spear, but Black counters with a High Knee Strike for a two count. Black delivers his combination offense. Black sweeps out the legs of Lashley. Black with a Sliding Knee Strike. Black lands The Orihara MoonSault. Black rolls Lashley back into the ring. Lashley with a Running Crossbody Block. Lashley drops Black with a Running Clothesline for a two count. Lashley transitions into a ground and pound attack. Lana climbs up the ring steps. Lashley gets Black in position for The Dominator. Lana wants Lashley to spear Black. Lashley goes for The Spear, but Black counters with The Black Mass to pickup the victory.
Winner: Aleister Black via Pinfall
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Third Match: Otis Dozovic vs. Dolph Ziggler w/Sonya Deville
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Dozovic immediately runs after Ziggler. Dozovic buries his shoulder into the midsection of Ziggler. Dozovic levels Ziggler with a Body Avalanche. Ziggler side steps Dozovic into the turnbuckles. Ziggler SuperKicks Dozovic out of the ring. Ziggler sends Dozovic face first into the steel ring post. Ziggler talks smack to Dozovic. Ziggler rolls Dozovic back into the ring. Ziggler with the cover for a one count. Ziggler applies a Sleeper Hold. Ziggler pulls Dozovic down to the mat. Ziggler dropkicks Dozovic for a one count. Ziggler uses the middle rope as a weapon. Ziggler rakes the eyes of Dozovic. Ziggler rams Dozovic head across the top rope. Ziggler drops Dozovic with a Hangman’s NeckBreaker. Ziggler follows that with Shot To The Heart. Ziggler goes back to the sleeper hold. Dozovic with a heavy bodyshots. Ziggler kicks the left knee of Dozovic.
Dozovic catapults Ziggler face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Dozovic hulks up. Dozovic HeadButts Ziggler. Dozovic with two clotheslines. Dozovic bodyslams Ziggler. Dozovic stands on Ziggler’s back. Dozovic repeatedly whips Ziggler into the turnbuckles. Dozovic dumps Ziggler out of the ring. Dozovic throws Ziggler into the ringside barricade. Dozovic drives Ziggler face first into the steel ring post. Dozovic rolls Ziggler back into the ring. Dozovic connects with The Compactor. Dozovic goes for The Caterpillar, but Sonya Deville gets in the way. Ziggler delivers a low blow behind the referee’s back. Mandy Rose walks down to the ring. Rose slaps Deville in the face. Rose tees off on Deville. Rose low blows Ziggler. Dozovic plants Ziggler with The Compactor to pickup the victory. After the match, Dozovic makes out with Rose.
Winner: Otis Dozovic via Pinfall
Fourth Match: Edge vs. Randy Orton In The Last Man Standing Match
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Orton drops Edge with The RKO before the bell rings. Edge slowly gets back on his feet. Edge tells the referee to ring the bell. Orton side steps a couple of strikes from Edge. Orton delivers another RKO. Edge heads to the outside. Orton hits Edge with the camera. Edge gets up at 7. Orton uppercuts. This brawl spills towards the gym inside the WWE Performance Center. Orton slams Edge’s head on the table. Orton wraps a gym rope around Edge’s neck. Orton is throwing haymakers at Edge. Orton tells the referee to start the count. Edge kicks a weight plate into Orton’s face. Edge with two haymakers. Edge punches Orton in the back. Edge is hammering away at Orton’s chest. Edge repeatedly slams Orton’s head on the table. Edge is raining down haymakers. Edge knocks Orton off the chair with a Flying Seated Senton. Edge nails Orton with the metal sled. Edge continues to punch Orton in the back. Orton reverses out of the irish whip from Edge. Orton throws the sled at Edge.
Haymaker Exchange. Edge slams Orton’s head on a production box. The action heads towards the production area. Orton is trying to create separation. Orton uppercuts Edge. Edge drives Orton face first into the steel garage door. Orton gets up at 6. Edge uses the garage door as a weapon. Orton sends Edge into the LED Board. Orton throws Edge into the ringside barricade. Edge gets up at 9. Orton tees off on Edge. We now head towards the main office area. Edge is wincing in pain. Orton sends Edge face first against a wall. Orton and Edge starts demolishing a conference room. Edge kicks Orton in the ribs. Edge has Orton laid flat on the conference room table. Edge with an Elbow Drop off the ceiling. Edge rocks Orton with a forearm smash. All hell is breaking loose inside the PC Hallways. Down goes a cameraman. Orton and Edge heads towards the storage area.
Edge whips Orton into a ladder. Edge slams Orton’s head on the ladder. This is a battle of attrition. Who has more grit? Orton kicks Edge in the gut. Orton slams Edge head on a storage cart. Orton prevents Edge from grabbing the ppv themed chairs. Orton drives Edge face first into the back of the steel ring steps. Edge gets up at 9. Orton has complete control of the match. Orton rams his knee against Edge’s face. Edge starts displaying his fighting spirit. Edge throws the black sandbags into Orton’s knees. Edge kicks Orton in the ribs. Edge is favoring his neck. Edge with forearm shivers. Both guys are on wobbly legs. Edge puts Orton through a table with The Flying Elbow off the storage cage. Orton avoids the referee’s ten count. Orton’s back is busted open. Orton is doing everything he can to keep Edge down.
Orton repeatedly slams Edge’s head on the truck bed. Edge gets up at 8. Orton is displaying his frustration. Edge and Orton are on top of the pickup truck. Orton drills Edge with The IEDDT on the truck bed. Edge refuses to quit. The action spills towards the top of the main NXT Production Truck. Orton goes for The Punt, but Edge counters with The Spear. Orton ribs are severely damaged. Edge goes for The Spear, but Orton counters with The RKO. Orton grabs two steel chairs. Orton delivers multiple chair shots. Orton tells Edge that it’s over. Orton gets Edge in position for the conchairto. Edge applies The Head/Arm Triangle Choke. Edge tells the referee to stop his fucking count. Edge starts crying. Edge plants Orton with The Conchairto to pickup the victory.
Fifth Match: The Street Profits (c) vs. Angel Garza & Austin Theory w/Zelina Vega For The WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
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Angelo Dawkins and Austin Theory will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Dawkins applies a side headlock. Dawkins drops Theory with a shoulder tackle. Theory drops down on the canvas. Double Leapfrog. Dawkins delivers another shoulder tackle. Dawkins tags in Ford. Ford dropkicks Theory. Street Profits with a Double FlapJack on top of Theory. Street Profits with Stereo Dropkicks. Ford applies an arm-bar. Ford tags in Dawkins. Dawkins with a Flying Double Axe Handle Strike. Dawkins whips Theory across the ring. Dawkins lands The 360 Stinger Splash. Theory sends Dawkins crashing to the outside. Garza SuperKicks Dawkins behind the referee’s back. Theory mocks Ford. Theory repeatedly stomps on Dawkins chest. Theory tags in Garza. Garza drives his knee into the midsection of Dawkins. Garza rips off his pants. Garza with a basement dropkick for a two count.
Garza and Theory are cutting the ring in half. Theory with a Roll Through Dropkick for a two count. Theory delivers a gut punch. Theory tags in Garza. Garza and Theory are double teaming Dawkins. Garza applies an arm-bar. Dawkins launches Garza to the corner. Garza avoids The 360 Stinger Splash. Dawkins denies The SuperKick. Dawkins ducks a clothesline from Garza. Dawkins tags in Ford. Ford with two running clotheslines. Garza reverses out of the irish whip from Ford. Ford leapfrogs over Garza. Ford with a Jumping Clothesline. Ford follows that with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Ford hits The DDT for a two count. Theory rocks Dawkins with a forearm smash. Ford dropkicks Theory to the floor. Ford lands The SomerSault Plancha. Garza responds with The Orihara MoonSault. Garza tosses Ford back into the ring.
Garza walks over Ford. Garza connects with The Quebrada for a two count. Zelina Vega is livid. Garza applies a front face lock. Ford creates distance with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Dawkins and Theory are tagged in. Dawkins delivers The Pounce. Theory SuperKicks Dawkins. Theory follows that with The TKO. Ford breaks the cover with The Frog Splash. Dawkins with the lateral press to pickup the victory. After the match, Garza and Theory attacks The Street Profits from behind. Garza SuperKicks Ford. Garza and Theory are ganging up on Ford. Vega SuperKicks Ford. Vega talks smack to Ford. Bianca BelAir storms into the ring. BelAir tackles Vega. BelAir transitions into a ground and pound attack. Dawkins dumps Theory out of the ring. BelAir plants Vega with The KOD.
Winner: Still WWE Raw Tag Team Champions, The Street Profits via Pinfall
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Sixth Match: Bayley (c) vs. Sasha Banks vs. Lacey Evans vs. Naomi vs. Tamina Snuka in a Fatal Five Way Elimination For The WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship
EVERYBODY takes to the sky to eliminate @TaminaSnuka in this Fatal 5-Way Elimination Match for the #SmackDown #WomensTitle at #WrestleMania!@itsBayleyWWE @SashaBanksWWE @NaomiWWE @LaceyEvansWWE pic.twitter.com/PxPdCVqH6e
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Tamina immediately has the numbers disadvantage after the bell rings. Tamina showcases how much of a powerhouse she truly is. Tamina with three haymakers. Tamina drops Evans with a high elbow strike. Naomi trips Tamina from the outside. Evans chop blocks Tamina. Bayley with a basement dropkick. Sasha hits The PK. Tamina regroups on the outside. Bayley and Evans are exchanging blows. Sasha repeatedly stomps on Naomi’s chest. Knee Lift Exchange. Evans whips Bayley to the corner. Evans kicks Sasha in the gut. Evans launches Sasha over the top rope. Sasha drives Evans face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Bayley with a Running Knee Strike for a two count. Double Irish Whip. Bayley and Sasha goes for their odd Double Basket Toss, but Naomi gets in the way. Stereo Running Clotheslines/Dropkicks from Evans and Naomi. Sasha and Bayley kicked out of their pinning predicaments. Naomi with an inside cradle for a one count. Tamina with a double clothesline. Tamina sends Sasha to the corner. Bayley pulls Sasha out of harms way. Tamina wipes them out with a double clothesline. Tamina with a vicious hair whip takeover. Tamina has complete control of the match.
Tamina with a Running Double Hip Attack. Tamina stands on Evans chest. Tamina with disrespectful cover for a two count. Tamina hooks the outside leg of Bayley for a two count. Tamina goes for The Samoan Drop, but Sasha gets in the way. Naomi drops Bayley with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Evans goes for a Big Boot, but Sasha counters with a knee lift. Tamina SuperKicks Evans. Mini Team Bad Reunion. Tamina SuperKicks Sasha. Naomi ducks a clothesline from Tamina. Naomi with a Tilt-A-Whirl Stunner for a two count. Evans with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Sasha hits The 619. Sasha drags Tamina to the corner. Bayley lands The Flying Elbow Drop. Sasha follows that with a Frog Splash. Evans delivers a MoonSault. Naomi wraps this sequence with The Split Legged MoonSault. Quadruple cover puts Tamina away. Tamina Snuka has been eliminated.
Bayley and Sasha retreats to the outside. Evans and Naomi with Stereo Baseball Slide Dropkicks. Naomi drops Sasha with a SlingShot Pescado. Evans goes for a SlingShot Pescado of her own, but Bayley ducks out of the way. Bayley throws Evans into the steel ring steps. Bayley repeatedly slams Naomi’s head on the ring apron. Bayley rolls Naomi back into the ring. Bayley with the cover for a two count. Bayley is talking smack to Naomi. Bayley repeatedly stomps on Naomi’s chest. Bayley is choking Naomi with her boot. Naomi with heavy bodyshots. Bayley whips Naomi back first into the turnbuckles. Bayley and Sasha are double teaming Naomi. Naomi avoids The Running Meteora. Naomi with a RoundHouse Kick to Bayley. Naomi follows that with a desperation shoulder block from the apron. Naomi with a double sunset flip for a two count. Naomi with a double basement dropkick. Naomi with a Sliding Double Splash. Naomi with a Reverse Stunner. Naomi hits The Rear View. Naomi drops Bayley with a SpringBoard Enzuigiri. Naomi connects with The SitOut Full Nelson Bomb.
Naomi locks in Feel The Glow. Bayley breaks the submission. Sasha with a BackStabber. Sasha makes Naomi tap out to The Bank Statement. Naomi has been eliminated. Bayley and Sasha talks smack to Evans. Bayley and Sasha obviously don’t care about the fatal five way stipulation. Double Basket Toss for a two count. Sasha is displaying her frustration. Sasha starts pulling on Evan’s hair in the corner. Bayley says that this is for Evans daughter, Summer. Bayley inadvertently nails Sasha with a Running Knee Strike. Bayley is shocked. Evans with an inside cradle for a two count. Evans with a flurry of pinning combinations. Bayley drops Evans with a Running Knee Strike for a two count. Bayley transitions into a ground and pound attack. Sasha is pissed. Bayley tells Sasha to focus on the task. Evans connects with The Woman’s Right. Sasha Banks has been eliminated. Bayley no longer has the numbers advantage. Bayley with a double leg takedown. Bayley is raining down haymakers.
Bayley with two short elbow drops for a two count. Bayley mocks Evans. Bayley uses the middle rope as a weapon. Bayley and Evans are trading back and forth shots. Evans with three clotheslines. Evans follows that with a Swinging NeckBreaker. Bayley denies The Delayed Bronco Buster. Bayley drives Evans shoulder first into the steel ring post for a two count. Bayley repeatedly drops her knees on the left shoulder of Evans. Bayley continues to showcase her aggression. Bayley is tying the right hand of Evans to the tag rope. Bayley toys around with Evans. Evans drops Bayley with The Big Boot. Evans unties the tag rope. Evans repeatedly kicks the midsection of Bayley. Evans with an Axe Kick across the back of Bayley’s neck. Evans unloads Two Delayed Bronco Busters. Evans lands The Military Salute for a two count. Evans is loading up The Woman’s Right. Sasha drills Evans with The BackStabber. Bayley plants Evans with The Rose Plant to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still WWE SmackDown Women’s Champion, Bayley via Pinfall
Seventh Match: “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena In The Firefly Fun House Match
– We get a quick video montage of Vince McMahon welcoming us to WrestleMania as we transitions into The Firefly Fun House
Author’s Note: The Firefly Fun House Match is a psychological breakdown of John Cena’s career with a few psychical sequences in between.
Bray Wyatt: There is another world that exists beyond our realm of comprehension, a world where our darkest urges are no longer kept secret. A world where god’s, monsters, angels and demons are neighbors. Who are we really? And why do we do the things that we do? Hey, John, let’s take a real deep look at who you really are. You are about to face your most dangerous opponent yet. Yourself! Welcome to The Firefly Fun House.
Rambling Rabbit: John Cena, you looking for Bray, dude? I saw him. He went that way. He went through that door. Go on, be careful, dude.
Mr. McBossman: John Cena, do you have enough Ruthless Aggression to reach for the stars like you never have before? Do you have enough, Ruthless Aggression, to make the necessary sacrifices of mind, body and soul, in order to be a success in this company? Show me, or you are fired.
Ruthless Aggression & Saturday Night’s Main Event Homage
Bray Wyatt recites the exact Kurt Angle’s promo from the very same night John Cena made his WWE Debut in Chicago. We see the return of the SmackDown Fist in the background. Cena walks down to the ring in a modified version of his debut ring gear. Everything is going to plan, expect this time, Cena doesn’t land the punch after saying the following words, Ruthless Aggression. We got Mr. McBossman and Macho Mercy on commentary.
Bray Wyatt: Wow, whoever thought this was actually going to work? I am not gonna lie, this is pretty embarrassing. I am literally living your biggest failure right now. I am not gonna lie, it is sad. I guess I can see why you almost got fired. You can look but you can’t touch. John, is this really what you want to do with your life.
Cena starts running after Wyatt. We get a montage of Saturday Night Main Event.
Bray Wyatt: What’s up, brothers? My tag team partner is such a physical specimen that you can’t help but worship him. Why? That is what being a stud is all about, having muscles, no matter what talent you posses. That is what it is all about. Wait until you see that body. The ladies love him and the men want to be him. Without any further ado, I would like to introduce to you my tag team partner.
John Cena: Let me tell you something, because the fact of the matter is, when the rubber hits the road, the cream rises to the top. Someone, say something about WrestleMania.
– Cena can barely raise his hands after an intense dumbbell workout.
Bray Wyatt: What you gonna do, brother, when you realize that EgoMania has been running wild on you?
The Doctor Of Thuganomics & WrestleMania 30 Flashback
John Cena: I am The Doctor of Thuganomics. I just switched to that mid-fight. The audience will be excited, just like the way they went from six to midnight. Oh, I get it, I can only talk in rhyme, right? I still shine, you ain’t taking away my limelight. If all I have is rap, I use it to my advantage. Because unlike Husky Harris, that’s a win I can manage. Bray I got a great idea for your puppet show, put my junk in your glove, you can call it mr. suck it bro. You have been a disappointment since they brought you to the dance. You’re a slut for opportunity and blowing every chance.
Bray Wyatt: Chances. How dare you talk to me about chances, John Cena? I’ve had to earn everything that I have been given in life and still they are taking from me. You are the golden goose, John. Your chances, they are unlimited. They are undone. You are untouchable. But you are not a hero, John. You are a bully. You are a horrible person. You take the weaknesses of others and you turn them into jokes. You would do anything for fame. Congratulations, you are the man now, John. This is your last chance. The floor is yours.
John Cena: You in the doctor’s house trying to get in my face, all you really gonna get, is deez nuts up in your face.
Wyatt ducks a running clothesline from Cena. Wyatt hits Cena with the steel chain.
Bray Wyatt: I was the color read in a world full with black and white. I had the whole world in my hands. Abigail spoke of this day my entire life. You were supposed to be a man of the people. Then why weren’t you listening? Hear them now, John? They wanted me. They needed me. This was supposed to be a prophecy fulfilled. Instead, it is my grandest failure. I remember what it is now like to feel. Now it is time to rewrite my own story.
Wyatt levels Cena with a Body Avalanche. Cena is wearing the same t-shirt he wore at WrestleMania 30. Wyatt starts dancing with Cena. Cena negates The Sister Abigail.
Bray Wyatt: We both know that is not enough to end it, Superman. This is. Six years ago, you made the wrong choice, cowboy. Fix it. Fix it, John.
Cena goes for a massive chair shot, but Wyatt disappears.
Hollywood John Cena & The Arrival Of The Fiend
– We get a silhouette of Bray Wyatt pretending to be Eric Bischoff and bringing out, Hollywood John Cena.
Mr McBossman: This is such good shit.
Cena tackles Wyatt. Cena transitions into a ground and pound attack on Husky The Pig. We get rapid fire flashbacks to every single important loss in John Cena’s career. Cena is back to his normal state. The Fiend is standing behind Cena. The Fiend locks in The Mandible Claw. We hear the clip of Cena calling Bray Wyatt the most overhyped, overvalued and overprivileged WWE Superstar of all-time. The Fiend connects with The Sister Abigail. The Fiend plants Cena with The Mandible Claw to pickup the victory.
LET ME IN !!!!
Winner: “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt via Pinfall
Eight Match: Brock Lesnar (c) w/Paul Heyman vs. Drew McIntyre For The WWE Championship
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Lesnar kicks McIntyre in the gut. Lesnar runs McIntyre into the turnbuckles. Lesnar with clubbing shoulder blocks. McIntyre reverses out of the irish whip from Lesnar. McIntyre hits The ClayMore for a two count. Heyman is shocked. McIntyre calls Lesnar a son of a bitch. Lesnar avoids The ClayMore. Lesnar brings McIntyre to Suplex City. Lesnar punchees McIntyre in the back. Lesnar with a German Suplex. Lesnar connects with The F5 for a one count. Lesnar delivers another F5 for a two count. McIntyre somehow continues to kick out of The F5. Lesnar is pissed. Heyman tells Lesnar to keep hitting McIntyre with The F5. McIntyre struggles to get back on his feet. Lesnar talks smack to McIntyre. McIntyre plants Lesnar with Three ClayMore Kicks to pickup the victory.
Winner: New WWE Champion, Drew McIntyre via Pinfall
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