IMPACT Wrestling Results (3/3/20): Tessa Blanchard vs. Taya Valkyrie

IMPACT Wrestling Results 3/3/20
Sam’s Town Casino & Gambling Hall
Las Vegas, Nevada

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: The North vs. TJ Perkins & Fallah Bahh 

Josh Alexander and Fallah Bahh will start things off. Bahh is immediately distracted by Page. Alexander attacks Bahh from behind. Alexander punches Bahh in the back. Alexander kicks Bahh in the gut. Alexander with a forearm smash. Alexander tags in Page. Double Irish Whip. Bahh cartwheels through The North. Bahh with a Double Clothesline. Bahh tags in Perkins. Double Hammer Throw. Perkins with a Pop Up Kick. Bahh follows that with a Running Crossbody Block. Perkins with the cover for a two count. Perkins uppercuts Page. Perkins applies a wrist lock. Perkins tags in Bahh. Bahh chops Page in the back. Page with a forearm smash. Page tags in Alexander. Bahh bodyslams Alexander. Bahh tags in Perkins. Double Splash for a two count. Perkins delivers his combination offense. Perkins uppercuts Alexander. Alexander reverses out of the irish whip from Perkins. Page grabs Perkins behind the referee’s back. Alexander clotheslines the back of Perkins. Alexander tags in Page.

The North are cutting the ring in half. Modified Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Page decks Bahh with a back elbow smash. The referee is trying to calm down Bahh. That allows The North to double team Perkins. Alexander drives his knee into Perkins back. Page kicks Perkins in the face. Alexander uppercuts Perkins. Alexander repeatedly stomps on the left knee of Perkins. Alexander tags in Page. Alexander with a running knee lift into the midsection of Perkins. Page drops Perkins with a shoulder tackle. Page tells Bahh to bring it. Alexander tags himself in. Alexander with a Delayed Vertical Suplex. Alexander applies a wrist lock. Alexander with clubbing blows to Perkins back. Perkins needs to create separation. Alexander tags in Page. Page repeatedly stomps on Perkins chest. Perkins is displaying his fighting spirit. Page with a Spinning GutWrench Slam. Page applies The Bow and Arrow Stretch. Perkins with a Desperation Mule Kick. Perkins dives over Page. Perkins creates distance with a Tornado DDT. Alexander and Bahh are tagged in.

Bahh with two clotheslines. Bahh plays to the crowd. Bahh levels Alexander with a Body Avalanche. Bahh with a Running Hip Attack. Bahh follows that with The Samoan Drop. Page prevents Alexander from hitting the ropes. Alexander with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Bahh hulks up. Bahh ducks a clothesline from Alexander. Bahh hits The Pop Up PowerBomb. Page dropkicks Bahh to break up the pinning opportunity. Bahh dumps Page out of the ring. Bahh with another Body Avalanche. Perkins tags himself in. Page trips Perkins from the outside. Alexander with a Running Boot. Perkins kicks Alexander in the face. Page continues to run interference in the corner.

Alexander with a running forearm smash. Alexander tags in Page. Double Iconoclasm. The North connects with The Double Crucifix Bomb for a two count. Page tags in Alexander. Bahh sends Page tumbling to the floor. Bahh SuperKicks Page. Alexander goes for The Burning Hammer, but Perkins counters with a Hurricanrana. Perkins with a Spin Kick. Page nails Perkins with a Pump Kick. Alexander with a running forearm smash across the back of Bahh’s head. Alexander goes for a German Suplex, but Bahh blocks it. Page drops Bahh with a SlingShot Cutter. The North gets Bahh in position for The Double Neutralizer. Perkins with a Flying Sunset Flip. Perkins transitions into a jack knife cover to pickup the victory.

Winner: TJ Perkins & Fallah Bahh via Pinfall 

Tessa Blanchard & Eddie Edwards Backstage Interview 

Second Match: Moose vs. Petey Williams 

Williams leapfrogs over Moose. Williams ducks a clothesline from Moose. Moose drops Williams with a shoulder tackle. Williams sends Moose shoulder first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Moose negates The Canadian Destroyer. Moose with a straight right hand. Moose is raining down haymakers. Moose unloads two knife edge chops. Moose tees off on Williams. Moose is choking Williams with his boot. Williams kicks Moose in the gut. Williams with two knife edge chops. Moose punches Williams in the back. Moose sends Williams across the ring. Williams kicks Moose in the face.

Moose goes for The Go To Hell, but Williams counters with a Hurricanrana. Moose nails Williams with a Pump Kick. Moose has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Moose plays around with the Vegas Crowd. Williams lands Two Suicide Dives. Williams follows that with a SlingShot Hurricanrana on the floor. Williams with a shoulder block. Williams hits The SlingShot CodeBreaker. Moose tosses Williams out of the ring. Williams gets back in the ring at the count of eight. Moose repeatedly stomps on Williams chest. Moose abuses the referee’s five count.

Moose whips Williams chest first into the turnbuckles. Moose talks smack to Williams. Williams is throwing haymakers at Moose. Williams with a flying forearm smash. Moose goes for a PowerBomb, but Williams counters with a DDT. Williams connects with The Canadian Leg Sweep. Williams follows that with a Basement FlatLiner. Williams plays to the crowd. Williams goes for The Canadian Destroyer, but Moose counters with The Snake Eyes. Willams rolls Moose over for a two count. Moose with a Fireman’s Carry Bomb. Moose Spears Williams to pickup the victory.

Winner: Moose via Pinfall 

– This weeks IMPACT Plus! Flashback Moment Of The Week is the Amazing Red/Kid Kash TNA X-Division Championship Match From April 3, 2003.

Madison Rayne Boot Camp 

Third Match: Joey Ryan vs. Acey Romero 

A lot of stalling after the bell rings. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Ryan applies a side headlock. Ryan starts running into Romero. Romero drops Ryan with a shoulder tackle. Ryan drops down on the canvas. Romero bodyslams Ryan. Romero goes for a Running Senton Splash, but Ryan ducks out of the way. Ryan is throwing haymakers at Romero. Romero blasts Ryan with a Front Dropkick. Romero uppercuts Ryan. Romero goes for a Bodyslam, but Ryan lands back on his feet. Romero with a body press. Romero with an ill advised Diving HeadButt. Romero reverses out of the irish whip from Ryan. Ryan decks Romero with a back elbow smash.

Romero with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Romero with two clotheslines. Romero sends Ryan chest first into the canvas. Romero with a Running Crossbody Block. Romero plays to the crowd. Romero levels Ryan with a Body Avalanche. Ryan with clubbing elbow smashes. Ryan shoves his lollipop down Romero’s throat. Romero negates The Sweet Tooth Music. Ryan gets Romero in position for The Penis Plex. Ryan decided to change his mind. Romero with a corner clothesline. Romero ChokeSlams Ryan. Romero plants Ryan with a Running Elbow Drop to pickup the victory.

Winner: Acey Romero via Pinfall 

– Chris Bey Vignette.

Rob Van Dam, Katie Forbes, and Joey Ryan Backstage Segment 

Fourth Match: Jessica Havok vs. Su Yung in a No Disqualification Match 

Yung attacks Havok before the bell rings. Forearm Exchange. Havok launches Yung to the corner. Yung side steps Havok into the turnbuckles. Yung with two running palm strikes. Yung grabs the bull rope. Havok shoves down Yung. Yung lands The Suicide Dive. Yung with a Flying Cannonball Senton off the ring apron. Yung slaps Havok in the chest. Yung avoids the steel ring post. Havok hits The Samoan Drop on the ramp. Havok rolls multiple steel chairs into the ring. Yung side steps Havok into the steel ring steps. Havok denies The PK. Havok dumps Yung face first on the ring steps. Havok rolls Yung back inside the ring. Havok and Yung are swinging chairs at each other. Havok drops Yung with The Big Boot. Second Forearm Exchange. Yung uppercuts Havok. Yung delivers her combination offense.

Yung dropkicks the left knee of Havok. Yung with a running knee strike for a two count. Havok drives Yung back first into the turnbuckles. Havok has Yung perched on the top turnbuckle. Yung rakes the eyes of Havok. Yung puts the garbage can over Havok’s head. Yung delivers a Missile Dropkick for a two count. Yung wraps the bull rope around Havok’s neck. Havok with a Uranage BackBreaker/Clubbing Lariat Combination. Havok ties Yung to the middle rope. Havok grabs the kendo stick. Yung blinds Havok with the red mist. Yung locks in The Mandible Claw. Yung repeatedly hits Havok with the kendo stick. Yung makes Havok pass out to The Bull Rope Assisted Mandible Claw. After the match, Yung was trying to send Havok to the undead realm.

Winner: Su Yung via Submission 

Jimmy Jacobs Interviews Rosemary 

Fifth Match: Johnny Swinger & The Disco Inferno vs. The Deaners 

Inferno and Jake will star things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Inferno applies a side headlock. Jake drops Inferno with a shoulder tackle. Jake bodyslams Inferno. Jake tags in Deaner. Jake bodyslams Deaner on top of Inferno. Inferno retreats to the corner. Inferno tags in Swinger. Strong lockup. Swinger applies a wrist lock. Deaner reverses the hold. Deaner applies an arm-bar. Deaner tags in Jake. Deaner with an Atomic Drop. Jake follows that with a big haymaker. Deaner clotheslines the back of Swinger’s neck. Assisted GutBuster for a two count.

Swinger talks strategy with Inferno. Jake kicks Swinger in the gut. Jake applies a side headlock. Jake tags in Deaner. Deaner with a boot to the midsection of Swinger. Swinger is displaying his fighting spirit. The referee has a discussion with Jake. Inferno hits Deaner with a roll of quarters. Swinger tags in Inferno. Inferno with a closed fist shot. Inferno dumps Deaner out of the ring. Inferno tags in Swinger. Swinger and Inferno continues to illegally attack Deaner with the roll of quarters. Following a snap mare takeover, Swinger rakes the eyes of Deaner.

Swinger is choking Deaner. Swinger with a Diving HeadButt. Deaner ducks a clothesline from Swinger. Both men are knocked down after a double clothesline. Swinger tags in Inferno. Inferno hits The Side Russian Leg Sweep. Inferno starts dancing. Deaner avoids The Idiots Elbow Drop. Jake and Swinger are tagged in. Jake is building momentum. Jake with a Corner Spear. Jake follows that with a Standing Seated Senton. Inferno kicks the left knee of Jake. Deaner made the blind tag. Inferno inadvertently hits Swinger with the roll of quarters. Jake with a running forearm smash. Deaner plants Swinger with The Deaner DDT to pickup the victory.

Winner: The Deaners via Pinfall 

– Video package on the Tessa Blanchard/Taya Valkyrie Rivalry.

Episode 2 Of Gut Check 

Sixth Match: Tessa Blanchard (c) vs. Taya Valkyrie w/John E. Bravo For The IMPACT World Championship 

Valkyrie talks smack to Blanchard after the bell rings. Valkyrie pats the forehead of Blanchard. Blanchard kicks Valkyrie in the gut. Blanchard with clubbing blows to Valkyrie’s back. Blanchard unloads two knife edge chops. Blanchard continues to punches Valkyrie in the back. Following a snap mare takeover, Blanchard kicks Valkyrie in the back. Standing Switch Exchange. Valkyrie with a Waist Lock TakeDown. Blanchard responds with an Arm-Drag TakeOver. Blanchard ducks a clothesline from Valkyrie. Valkyrie thrust kicks the midsection of Blanchard. Valkyrie delivers her combination offense. Valkyrie poses for the crowd. Valkyrie is putting the boots to Blanchard. Blanchard sends Valkyrie to the middle rope. Blanchard with a running back kick. Blanchard kicks Valkyrie in the face. Blanchard is distracted by Bravo. Valkyrie knocks Blanchard off the ring apron.

Valkyrie has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Valkyrie is mauling Blanchard in the corner. Valkyrie with a running hip attack. Valkyrie hits The ShotGun Meteora for a two count. Valkyrie dumps Blanchard out of the ring. Blanchard sends Valkyrie face first into the steel ring post. Blanchard lands The Suicide Dive. Blanchard goes for a ShotGun Dropkick, but Valkyrie ducks out of the way. Valkyrie repeatedly stomps on Blanchard’s chest. Valkyrie rolls Blanchard back into the ring. Valkyrie with The SurfBoard Stomp for a two count. Blanchard ducks a clothesline from Valkyrie. Blanchard with a Desperation Cutter. Forearm Exchange. Valkyrie thrust kicks the midsection of Blanchard. Blanchard responds with The Samoan Drop. Blanchard with a Running Hurricanrana. Blanchard is fired up. Valkyrie kicks Blanchard in the face. Blanchard hits The Draping BackStabber for a two count. Blanchard dives over Valkyrie. Valkyrie Spears Blanchard for a two count.

Rollup Exchange. Valkyrie with a High Knee Strike. Valkyrie pulls Blanchard back inside the ring. Valkyrie with the cover for a two count. Valkyrie is displaying her frustration. Blanchard punches Valkyrie in the back. Blanchard PowerBombs Valkyrie. Blanchard SuperKicks Valkyrie for a two count. Blanchard goes for a Tornado DDT, but Valkyrie counters with The Northern Lights Suplex. Valkyrie connects with The Standing Double Foot Stomp for a two count. Blanchard negates The Road To Valhalla. Blanchard drops Valkyrie with a Leaping NeckBreaker. Valkyrie avoids Magnum. Bravo trips Blanchard from the outside. Valkyrie inadvertently knocks Bravo off the ring apron. Blanchard rolls Valkyrie over for a two count. Blanchard dodges Two RoundHouse Kicks from Valkyrie. Valkyrie goes for a PowerBomb, but Blanchard counters with a Hurricanrana into the middle turnbuckle pad. Blanchard plants Valkyrie with The Buzzsaw DDT to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still IMPACT World Champion, Tessa Blanchard via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez