AEW Dynamite Results (12/4/19): Jon Moxley vs. Joey Janela

AEW Dynamite
December 4, 2019
State Farm Center
Champaign, Illinois

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (7-5) The Young Bucks & (2-3) Dustin Rhodes vs. (4-1) Santana & Ortiz & (3-4) Sammy Guevara in a 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Rhodes and Guevara will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Rhodes applies a side headlock. Rhodes drops Guevara with a shoulder tackle. Rhodes drops down on the canvas. Rhodes with a deep arm-drag takedown. Rhodes applies an arm-bar. Rhodes transitions into a wrist lock. Rhodes tags in Nick Jackson. Nick leapfrogs over Guevara. Nick tags in Matt. Elevated Dropkick/SpineBuster Combination for a two count. Santana and Ortiz attacks The Young Bucks from behind. Rhodes with an Inside Out Lariat. SuperKick Party in Champaign. Matt with a Flying Crossbody Block to the floor. Rhodes follows that with a Flying Cannonball Senton off the ring apron. Nick wraps this sequence with a Corkscrew Body Press. Nick is fired up.

Guveara with a Desperation Pump Kick. Matt responds with Five Northern Light Suplex’s. Inner Circle clears the ring. Santana and Ortiz with a Double BuckleBomb. Santana delivers a Pump Kick. Guevara with a Jumping Knee Strike. Ortiz levels Matt with a Body Avalanche. Santana with a Cannonball Senton off Ortiz’s back. Double Hip Toss. Guevara lands The Swanton Bomb for a two count. Santana and Ortiz continues to toy around with Matt Jackson. Guevara goes for a Delayed Vertical Suplex, but Matt lands back on his feet. Matt SuperKicks Guevara. Rhodes and Santana are tagged in. Rhodes with a running clothesline. Santana reverses out of the irish whip from Rhodes. Rhodes with a drop down uppercut. Rhodes delivers a gut punch. Rhodes with Two PowerSlams. Rhodes stops Guevara in his tracks. Rhodes needs to catch his breath.

Rhodes ducks a clothesline from Guevara. Rhodes PowerSlams Guevara. Rhodes wipes out The Inner Circle with a Flying Crossbody Block. Rhodes drills Santana with The Canadian Destroyer for a two count. Rhodes dumps Ortiz out of the ring. Rhodes gets Santana in position for Shattered Dreams. The referee admonishes Rhodes. Ortiz hits Rhodes with The Slap Jack. Ortiz knocks Nick off the ring apron. Santana tags in Guevara. Guevara lands The 630 Senton Splash for a two count. Guevara whips Rhodes across the ring. Rhodes side steps Guevara into the turnbuckles. Rhodes tags in Nick. Nick with an Apron Enzuigiri. Nick with a SlingShot Double Foot Stomp. Nick knocks Santana and Ortiz off the ring apron. Nick with a Rising Knee Strike/Step Up Enzuigiri Combination in the corner. Nick with a Running Bulldog.

Guevara reverses out of the irish whip from Nick. Nick dives over Guevara. Matt Spears Guevara. Nick follows that with The PK. The Young Bucks hits their SpringBoard 450 Splash/Standing MoonSault Combination for a two count. Ortiz throws Matt out of the ring. Nick sends Ortiz tumbling to the floor. Nick goes for an Apron MoonSault, but Ortiz ducks out of the way. Nick SuperKicks Ortiz. Santana responds with a Flying Cannonball Senton. Guevara wipes out Matt on the other side of the ring. Ortiz punches Rhodes. Inner Circle with a Double PowerBomb/Flying Double Foot Stomp Combination for a two count. Guevara starts vlogging. Guevara goes for The Shooting Star Press, but The Young Bucks counters with Stereo SuperKicks. Stereo SuperKicks/Shattered Dreams Combination. The Young Bucks and Rhodes plants The Inner Circle with The Swanton Bomb/Stereo Meltzer Driver Combination to pickup the victory.

Winner: (8-5) The Young Bucks & (3-3) Dustin Rhodes via Pinfall 

Second Match: (6-5) Fenix vs. (6-5) Trent Beretta w/Chuck Taylor and Orange Cassidy 

Beretta with a waist lock go-behind. Beretta with a waist lock takedown. Beretta transitions into a front face lock. Beretta applies a side headlock. Beretta drops Fenix with a shoulder tackle. Fenix dropkicks Beretta. Beretta kicks Fenix in the face. Fenix responds with a leaping palm strike. Beretta negates The Fire Thunder Driver. Fenix blocks a boot from Beretta. Beretta goes for The DudeBuster, but Fenix rolls him over for a two count. Fenix ducks a clothesline from Beretta. Fenix avoids The Spinning Hook Kick. That leads us to a standoff in the center of the ring.

Fenix delivers a gut punch. Beretta unloads two knife edge chops. Fenix drives Beretta face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Beretta decks Fenix with a back elbow smash. Fenix kicks Beretta off the second rope. Fenix SuperKicks the back of Beretta’s head for a two count. Fenix applies an arm-bar. Fenix dropkicks Beretta for a two count. Fenix has complete control of the match. Fenix applies a wrist lock. Fenix slaps Beretta in the chest. Fenix teases a dive. Fenix with a straight right hand. Fenix is trying to silence the audience. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Fenix is lighting up Beretta’s chest. Beretta knocks Fenix off the ring apron. Fenix with a leaping palm strike. Fenix with a Running Dropkick. Fenix follows that with a Standing Frog Splash for a two count.

Beretta dropkicks Fenix in mid-air. Beretta with a Half and Half Suplex. Fenix avoids The Baseball Slide Dropkick. Fenix thrust kicks the midsection of Beretta. Fenix whips Beretta into the steel barricade. Beretta Spears Fenix on the floor. Beretta rolls Fenix back into the ring. Beretta with a Jumping Back Elbow Smash. Beretta nails Fenix with The Swinging DDT for a two count. Monkey Flip Exchange. Fenix PowerBombs Beretta for a two count. Fenix with a Running Forearm Smash. Fenix puts Beretta on the top turnbuckle. Beretta kicks Fenix in the chest. Fenix with a Running Boot across the top rope.

Beretta responds with an Inside Out Lariat for a two count. Fenix and Beretta are trading back and forth shots. Beretta with forearm shivers. Fenix with a Spinning Back Kick. Fenix with a Double SpringBoard Double Foot Stomp on the ring apron. Fenix rolls Beretta back into the ring. Fenix goes for a Double Jump Frog Splash, but Beretta gets his knees up in the air. Beretta connects with The Running Knee. Beretta with a Spike PileDriver for a two count. Fenix with a Rolling Cutter. Fenix follows that with a Rolling Spin Kick. Fenix plants Beretta with The Fire Thunder Driver to pickup the victory.

Winner: (7-5) Fenix via Pinfall 

Cody Rhodes Promo 

Tony Schiavone: He’s been ambushed, you’ve seen it. We’re here in the great state of Illinois. We’re in the home of The Fighting Illini. It was great to see you back in the ring, even though the ambush that we saw from The Butcher, The Blade and The Bunny. I know by looking at your forehead, there’s a lot on your mind including, MJF.

Cody Rhodes: They call them cool right? Those hearts that have no scars to show, mine shows. It’s a reminder of failure. The fact that I failed to gain the AEW World Championship. Which if you extrapolate on my own stipulation, that means I can never challenge for it every again. And last week, I felt a big sense of failure when I was laying there, being the recipient of another ass kicking from another unknown entity. When I reached my hand out to those who typically pick me up, I find that everyone is preoccupied. My brother has entered into some sort of blood feud with The Young Bucks against Santana & Ortiz. My wife is cutting off the hair of defenseless members of the women’s division. And my best friend, MJF at Full Gear, kicked me square in the balls.

Now, Butcher, Blade, Bunny, Andy Williams, Pepper Parks, Allie whatever synonym you want to go by, I’m familiar with your work, I’ve seen Beyond Wrestling all the way to Bar Wrestling. All you had to do was to ask for a match. I would have given you the match, but I understand the pop and circumstance of wrestling, I mean you people have seen my entrance, I get it. So Butcher, Blade, Bunny we can do this anytime, any place. We can have this match right now. I’ll say this, when we have that match, you can even pick my partner. Now on the other hand, MJF has said he will never wrestle me. That is a hell of an absolute and I don’t deal in absolutes because you say you won’t wrestle me? I need to wrestle you. At Full Gear, you made the decision to throw in the towel.

That was not your decision to make. It was only mine decision. And you owe it to me because I hand picked you, Max. I hand picked you when nobody else wanted you. I have a lot of emails and texts that can back that up. Whether they thought, you were too short. Whether they thought that you were hood rich and the scarf you cling to is indeed fake. Whether you used the worst Cross Rhodes in wrestling. At least they’re botching on two channels now. Or the fact that under these light brights, you are nothing more than a bush league NWO Version of Chris Jericho. I looked past that. I saw young. I saw hungry. I saw a little bit of myself and I was naive to think that I can make you my protege, but i was not naive the fact that you’re a bad guy. I knew you were a bad guy, but you were my bad guy. So let’s sweeten the deal. You say you won’t wrestle me? What’s it gonna take?

These are the keys to my Ford Black Ops, it’s one of three hundred, Max loves that truck, it’s yours. How about this watch from Tony Khan? It’s the most expensive thing on my body, you want this? It’s yours. I’m willing to go even higher. How about these red bottoms? You want these? They’re yours. Humor me, some people like cold hard cash right? Justin would you bring that briefcase in here please? Thank you. That is over $50,000 dollars in real cash. I’m gonna give a hundred dollar bill to the young lad who’s sitting in the front row. This briefcase is yours. I still think that MJF is the future, but an education is the passport there. I’m gonna teach, harm and lacerate you. All you have to do is name your price. Each and everyone of us are waiting. I am waiting. Let’s do this.

Third Match: (3-3) Nyla Rose vs. (1-3) Leva Bates w/Peter Avalon 

Rose starts things off with a Big Boot. Rose drives her knee into the midsection of Bates. Rose has Bates draped across the top rope. Rose lands The King Kong Knee Drop. Rose goes for The Beast Bomb, but Avalon gets in the way. Rose grabs the shush finger of Avalon. Bates hits Rose with her book. Rose connects with a Double ChokeSlam. Rose plants Bates with The Beast Bomb to pickup the victory.

After the match, Rose delivers another Beast Bomb. Shanna climbs to the top turnbuckle. Shanna with a Flying Crossbody Block. Shanna with a chop/forearm combination. Shanna with a SuperMan Punch. Rose responds with a PowerSlam. Rose brings out a table from under the ring. Rose PowerBombs Referee Rick Knox through the table. Rose PowerBombs Shanna on top of Knox.

Winner: (4-3) Nyla Rose via Pinfall 

Chris Jericho, Jake Hager and The Jurassic Express Segment 

Chris Jericho: So Le Champion is in Champaign. Hold on, don’t get too excited, it’s not like anybody from Champaign ever made anything of themselves. A bunch of losers come from Champaign baby. No one from this town has ever been successful as Chris Jericho has. Who the hell is Tony? Speaking of successful look at this, 12,000 bottles of a little bit of the bubbly has sold in a week. It’s completely because of me. Everything that I touch turns into gold. You can purchase these at LittleBitOfTheBubbly.com just in time for the holidays.

Speaking of holidays, the charlatans in charge of AEW have told me that I’m contractually obligated to have one more match in the year of 2019. On the last Dynamite of 2019, December 18th in Corpus Christi, I’m being forced to have one more match for this year. But here’s the thing, because i’m le champion, I have to option to chose whoever I want to face. I put together a little list. Seriously? Get out of 2016. This is not the list any longer. It’s The Lexicon Of Le Champion. On this lexicon, there’s everybody that I refuse to wrestle ever again in 2019. Let’s start from the top.

– Jon Molxey

– Cody Rhodes because he can’t.

– The Young Bucks, Papa Buck, Uncle Buck, Buck Owens

– Hangman Page, Diamond Dallas Page, Paige

– Scorpio Sky, 2 Cold Scorpio, or any members of The Scorpions

– Michael Nakazawa

– Kenny Omega, Kenny Ortega, Kenny Chesney, Kenny Shields, Kenny from South Park

– The chubby guy with the popcorn in the fifth row. The ugly guy with the glasses in the third row.

– Darby Allin, Rick Allen, Allen Jones.

– Evil Uno, Angry Dos, Hateful Trace

Hold on for a second Luchasaurus, I know what you’re going to say, but you didn’t let me finish because next on the list is dinosaurs and little children. Sorry.

Luchasaurus: You didn’t think I could talk? Maybe you don’t know that I have masters in mid-evil history. So it doesn’t surprise me that dinosaurs are on your list, we’ve been marginalized for 65 million years. As far as Marko is concern, yea he’s small for his age, but he’s more man than you’ll ever be.

Chris Jericho: First of all, Marko is small for any age. And second of all, it’s not you or Marko Stunt, it can’t be you Jungle Boy? You think you have what it takes to face le champion? You haven’t even won a match yet boy. You haven’t even said a word. Are you mute? Look everybody, it’s Jungle Boy Jack Perry, Hollywood’s Golden Child, everyone is pulling for Jungle Boy, I’m not you understand me? I think you’re a piece of shit. I don’t think you could last ten minutes with me. Do you understand that with your no tongue?

Jungle Boy: I know I can last ten minutes with you and i’m going to kick your ass.

The Jurassic Express starts brawling Chris Jericho and Jake Hager. Jericho starts throwing a temper tantrum at the ringside area. The match has been made official.

Fourth Match: (4-2) Hikaru Shida vs. (0-2) Kris Statlander 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Statlander applies a side headlock. Statlander with a side headlock takeover. Shida answers with the headscissors escape. Shida plays to the crowd. Lockup in the center of the ring. Standing Switch Exchange. Shida applies a wrist lock. Statlander cartwheels around the ring. Statlander taunts Shida. Forearm Exchange. Shida reverses out of the irish whip from Statlander. Shida goes for a dropkick, but Statlander holds onto the ropes. Shida with a drop toe hold. Shida with a low angle dropkick. Statlander knocks Shida off the ring apron. Shida kicks Statlander in the ribs. Shida brings out a steel chair from under the ring.

The referee admonishes Shida. Statlander catches Shida in mid-air. Statlander drives Shida back first into the steel barricade. Statlander rolls Shida back into the ring. Statlander hooks the leg for a two count. Statlander with a Cartwheel Leg Drop. Statlander follows that with a SomerSault Senton Splash for a two count. Shida with heavy bodyshots. Shida goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Statlander blocks it. Shida kicks Statlander in the gut. Statlander reverses out of the irish whip from Shida. Statlander with a running elbow smash. Statlander with a Running Knee Strike. Statlander hits The Oklahoma Roll for a two count. Statlander pulls Shida to the ring apron. Statlander gets Shida in the electric chair position. Shida with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Shida with a Flying Knee Strike off the apron.

Shida rolls Statlander back into the ring. Shida delivers a Missile Dropkick for a two count. Statlander with a Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker. Shida applies The Fujiwara Arm-Bar. Statlander puts her foot on the bottom rope to force the break. Shida with a DeadLift SuperPlex off the second rope for a two count. Statlander denies The Running Knee Strike. Statlander ducks a clothesline from Shida. Step Up Enzuigiri Exchange. Statlander with an Inside Out Lariat. Statlander with an Electric Chair Drop. Statlander connects with The Scissors Kick for a two count. Shida rolls Statlander over for a two count. Shida nails Statlander with The Shining Wizard for a two count. Statlander with a High Head Kick. Shida with a Jumping Knee Strike. Statlander with The Falcon Arrow for a two count. Statlander plants Shida with The Big Bang Theory to pickup the victory.

Winner: (1-2) Kris Statlander via Pinfall 

Brandi Rhodes, Awesome Kong and Melanie Cruise Segment 

Fifth Match: (3-2) Christopher Daniels vs. (5-6) Pentagon Jr 

Daniels with a Flying Crossbody Block onto the ramp before the bell rings. Daniels is raining down haymakers. Daniels clotheslines Pentagon. Daniels tells Pentagon to bring it. Daniels goes for a PileDriver, but Pentagon counters with a Back Body Drop. Pentagon SuperKicks the back of Daniels head. Pentagon clotheslines Daniels back into the ring. Pentagon kicks the left hamstring of Daniels. Daniels kicks Pentagon in the face. Daniels ducks a clothesline from Pentagon. Daniels Spears Pentagon. Daniels transitions into a ground and pound attack. Daniels with a Belly to Back Suplex. Daniels puts Pentagon on the top turnbuckle. Pentagon with a back door escape. Pentagon gets Daniels tied in the tree of woe. Pentagon with a Flying Double Foot Stomp.

Pentagon slaps Daniels in the chest. Pentagon delivers an eye poke. Pentagon kicks Daniels in the back. Daniels negates The Package PileDriver. Pentagon SuperKicks Daniels. Pentagon stomps on Daniels chest. Forearm Exchange. Pentagon again kicks the left hamstring of Daniels. Pentagon uses the middle rope as a weapon. The referee admonishes Pentagon. Pentagon is mauling Daniels in the corner. Pentagon with a Running Enzuigiri. Pentagon goes for a SpringBoard Crossbody Block, but Daniels counters with a FlatLiner. Daniels side steps Pentagon into the turnbuckles. Daniels with two clotheslines. Pentagon reverses out of the irish whip from Daniels. Daniels kicks Pentagon in the chest. Daniels with an Exploder Suplex. Daniels follows that with The Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Pentagon with clubbing elbow smashes.

Pentagon ducks a clothesline from Daniels. Pentagon hits The SlingBlade for a two count. Pentagon goes for a Flying Double Foot Stomp, but Daniels ducks out of the way. Pentagon drops Daniels with The BackStabber for a two count. Daniels with a falling clothesline across the back of Pentagon’s neck. Pentagon with a Spinning Back Kick. Daniels negates The Canadian Destroyer. Pentagon with an Apron Enzuigiri. Daniels responds with a single leg dropkick. Pentagon avoids The Arabian MoonSault. Pentagon rolls Daniels back into the ring. Pentagon with an open hand chop. Daniels slaps Pentagon in the face. Daniels connects with Angel Wings. The referee is distracted by Fenix. Daniels knocks Fenix off the ring apron. Daniels hits The STO. Daniels grabs the microphone stand. Pentagon low blows Daniels. Pentagon plants Daniels with The Package PileDriver to pickup the victory.

Winner: (6-6) Pentagon Jr via Pinfall 

– Next week on AEW Dynamite, Cody Rhodes & QT Marshall will battle The Butcher and The Blade. Also we’ll see The Young Bucks vs. Santana & Ortiz in a Texas Street Fight.

Sixth Match: (3-1-1) Jon Moxley vs. (2-4) Joey Janela 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Moxley with a waist lock takedown. Moxley grapples around Janela. Moxley walks over Janela’s back. Janela applies a side headlock. Moxley reverses the hold. Moxley with a side headlock takeover. Moxley drops Janela with a shoulder tackle. Janela dives over Moxley. Janela ducks two clotheslines from Moxley. Janela scores the elbow knockdown. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Moxley HeadButts Janela. Moxley with a corner clothesline. Janela kicks Moxley in the face. Janela dumps Moxley out of the ring. Janela drops Moxley with a Flying Double Axe Handle Strike. Moxley reverses out of the irish whip from Janela. Moxley with an Inside Out Lariat on the ramp. Moxley poses for the crowd.

Moxley throws Janela back into the ring. Moxley with the cover for a two count. Moxley with a running elbow drop for a one count. Moxley applies the bow and arrow stretch. Moxley kicks the back of Janela’s head. Moxley repeatedly stomps on the midsection of Janela. Moxley applies The STF. Janela launches Moxley over the top rope. Moxley runs Janela into the edge of the ring frame. Janela sends Moxley crashing into the steel barricade. Moxley hits The X-Plex for a two count. Moxley hooks the outside leg for a two count. Moxley tells Janela to stay down. Moxley goes for The Death Rider, but Janela lands back on his feet. Janela with a High Head Kick. Janela nails Moxley with a Tornado DDT on the ramp.

Moxley avoids The Flying Double Foot Stomp. Janela lands The Suicide Dive. Janela rolls Moxley back into the ring. Janela with clubbing blows to Moxley’s back. Janela with an Avalanche Crucifix Bomb for a two count. Moxley and Janela are trading back and forth shots. Moxley with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Janela answers with a Discus Forearm Smash. Moxley kicks Janela in the gut. Janela SuperKicks Moxley. Moxley clotheslines Janela. Janela with a Snap German Suplex into the turnbuckles. Janela follows that with a Flying Crossbody Block through the time keepers table. Janela connects with The Flying Elbow Drop for a two count. Both men are fighting for position on the second rope. Moxley dumps Janela face first on the top turnbuckle pad. Moxley plants Janela with The Death Rider to pickup the victory.

Winner: (4-1-1) Jon Moxley via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez