IMPACT Wrestling Results (12/3/19): Brian Cage vs. Eddie Edwards

IMPACT Wrestling Results 12/3/19
Melrose Ballrom
New York, New York

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Transcription by Josh Lopez

First Match: Brian Cage vs. Eddie Edwards 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Edwards applies a wrist lock. Cage reverses the hold. Edwards transitions into a hammerlock. Cage with a side headlock takeover. Cage drops Edwards with a shoulder tackle. Edwards drops down on the canvas. Cage runs through two knife edge chops like it’s nothing. Cage delivers another shoulder tackle. Edwards kicks Cage in the face. Cage with a corner clothesline. Edwards with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Cage reverses out of the irish whip from Edwards. Edwards dumps Cage out of the ring. Edwards SuperKicks Cage. Cage catches Edwards in mid-air. Cage goes for a PowerBomb, but Edwards counters with a Hurricanrana on the floor. Edwards unloads two knife edge chops. Edwards rolls Cage back into the ring.

Cage with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cage follows that with a DeadLift SuperPlex off the second rope for a two count. Cage HeadButts Edwards. Cage with clubbing shoulder blocks. Cage whips Edwards back first into the turnbuckles. Cage with a Pendulum BackBreaker. Cage applies the backbreaker stretch. Cage with another Pendulum BackBreaker for a two count. Cage with a forearm smash. Cage kicks Edwards in the face. Cage with a Belly to Back Suplex for a two count. Cage goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Edwards blocks it. Edwards slides out of the ring. Cage with a Running Forearm Smash. Edwards responds with a Vertical Suplex. Edwards is lighting up Cage’s chest. Cage launches Edwards to the corner. Edwards decks Cage with a back elbow smash.

Edwards with a Hurricanrana. Edwards with a running elbow smash. Cage answers with a Running European Uppercut. Edwards hits The Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Cage with a Modified Death Valley Driver for a two count. Cage goes for The F5, but Edwards lands back on his feet. Cage blocks a boot from Edwards. Cage nails Edwards with a knee lift. Edwards with a Forearm/Enzuigiri Combination. Cage drops Edwards with an Inside Out Lariat. Forearm Exchange. Michael Elgin delivers a double clothesline which causes the disqualification. After the match, Elgin is putting the boots to Cage and Edwards. The officials are trying to calm down Elgin.

Match Result: No-Contest 

Second Match: Brian Cage vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Michael Elgin in a Triple Threat Match 

Cage and Edwards starts double teaming Elgin in the corner. Elgin side steps Edwards into the turnbuckles. Elgin ducks a clothesline from Cage. Edwards with a forearm smash. Cage applies a waist lock. Cage ducks a clothesline from Elgin. Edwards decks Cage with a back elbow smash. Cage goes for a Bodyslam, but Edwards lands back on his feet. Elgin rolls Edwards over for a two count. Cage is throwing forearms at Elgin. Edwards clotheslines Cage over the top rope. Edwards sends Elgin tumbling to the floor. Edwards lands The Suicide Dive. Cage responds with a SomerSault Plancha. Cage rolls Edwards back into the ring. Corner Clothesline Exchange. Edwards with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cage with a Running Forearm Smash to Elgin. Edwards with a Modified Olympic Slam for a two count.

Elgin is throwing forearms at Edwards. Edwards with a short-arm reversal. Edwards blasts Elgin with a knife edge chop. Elgin answers with a forearm smash. Elgin blocks a boot from Edwards. Cage SuperKicks Edwards. Elgin SuperKicks Cage. Edwards with The Big Boot. Cage clotheslines Elgin. Edwards with an OverHead Belly to Belly Suplex. Elgin with a back elbow smash to Edwards. Edwards staggers Elgin with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Edwards follows that with a Top Rope Hurricanrana. Cage goes for a Delayed Vertical Suplex, but Edwards gets in the way. Elgin with Two German Suplex’s. Elgin dropkicks Edwards off the ring apron. Elgin clotheslines Cage off the apron. Elgin with a Corkscrew Plancha to the floor.

Elgin with Two Corner Clotheslines. Elgin puts Cage on the top turnbuckle. Cage with Rapid Fire HeadButts. Edwards hits The Blue Thunder Bomb. Cage is still perched on the top turnbuckle. Edwards with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Edwards follows that with The Back Pack Stunner for a two count. Edwards applies the single leg crab. Elgin with forearm shivers. Edwards refuses to let go of the hold. Elgin kicks Edwards in the face. Cage clotheslines Edwards. Cage scores the elbow knockdown. Cage with a single leg dropkick. Cage drops Edwards with a PumpHandle FaceBuster for a two count. Cage plays to the crowd. Cage goes for The F5, but Elgin gets in the way. Cage avoids The Pump Kick. Cage goes for The Discus Lariat, but Elgin counters with a Snap Dragon Suplex.

Elgin with Forever Clothesline. Cage reverses out of the irish whip from Elgin. Edwards launches Elgin over the top rope. Elgin with an Apron Enzuigiri. Elgin with a shoulder block to Edwards. Elgin slips over Edwards back. Elgin rocks Cage with a forearm smash. Elgin with a Pop Up PowerSlam to Edwards. Elgin with an Inverted Atomic Drop/DDT Combination. Elgin hits The Falcon Arrow for a two count. Elgin with clubbing blows to Cage’s back. Cage with a SitOut Alabama Slam for a two count. Edwards drills Cage with The Boston Knee Party. Edwards connects with The Tiger Driver for a two count. Elgin drops Edwards with a Uranage Slam. Cage and Elgin are trading back and forth lariats. Elgin goes for a Discus Forearm Smash, but Cage counters with a Jumping Knee Strike.

Edwards with a Running Enzuigiri. Elgin follows that with a Spinning DDT off Edwards back. Edwards delivers another Boston Knee Party. Cage wraps this sequence with a Discus Lariat. Cage with a Corner Clothesline/Enzuigiri Combination. Elgin catches Cage crotched across the top rope. Edwards with a Flying Boston Knee Party. Edwards rolls Elgin over for a two count. Forearm Exchange. Elgin goes for a Release German Suplex, but Edwards lands back on his feet. Edwards blocks a series of strikes from Elgin. Edwards with a Snap German Suplex. Elgin responds with an Inside Out Lariat. Elgin BuckleBombs Edwards into Cage. Elgin plants Edwards with The Elgin Bomb to pickup the victory.

Winner: Michael Elgin via Pinfall 

– Impact Wrestling will be having their annual “No Surrender” this Saturday night on IMPACT Plus!

The Rascalz Backstage Segment 

Moose Promo 

ODB & Taya Valkyrie Segment 

Josh Mathews: ODB, thank you for being here. I’ve gotta ask, how great does it feel to have not only the support of Impact Wrestling, but all of the great fans here in New York City?

ODB: Damn it feels good to be home. It’s been a rough couple of months, I hate to admit. The last three years, I’ve been food trucking. Oh yeah it’s been fun. Have you guys tried the meat yet? The last three years, I’ve been food trucking all around the country, doing my own ODB’s Meat and Greet. I’ve been smoking the meat, pulling out a lot of pork, let me tell you. That night when I got the phone call that my food truck was on fire, I was like god damnit because it was something that I built for my life after wrestling. Damn I promised I wasn’t going to cry.

Hitting 40 sucks, you cry. Seeing everything that I built from the ground up in flames, I was just wanted to vomit. My insurance company can kiss my ass. I don’t need them because I got you guys. I got an awesome wrestling family. I didn’t realize when something bad like that happens, you don’t realize how much you truly are loved. I didn’t realized I was loved this much, this is freaking badass. Impact Wrestling has always been my home. They built ODB. They let me do my own thing and I’ve been loving it all these years.

Taya Valkyrie: Oh, yeah. WOW! Let’s give ODB a round of applause. Welcome back. Oh my god what a sad sad story about your food truck. It really gets to me hearing about it, not really. But in all honestly, ODB, the bitch is back. You’re one of the most memorable, loved, and intoxicated knockouts in Impact Wrestling History. A four time Impact Knockouts Champion. But here’s the thing, I am the greatest knockouts champion of all-time. I’m the longest reigning knockouts champion in history and this is my show.

I spent more money on spilt mimosas than you do on that hot dog water infused stuff that you called barbecue sauce in one year. Shut up. I can’t risk having your little grubby ass hands get all over my prestigious championship. So here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to be nice and donate to your indiegogo campaign, so that you can buy yourself a fire extinguisher for the next time your food truck goes up in flames just like you career. So take your McRib smelling ass off my show. Get the lunch lady out of here.

ODB punches Valkyrie. ODB levels Valkyrie with a Body Avalanche. John E. Bravo pulls Valkyrie out of the ring.

Sami Callihan/Tessa Blanchard Hard To Kill Contract Signing 

Third Match: The Rascalz vs. Ace Austin & Reno Scum in a 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Miguel and Austin will start things off. Austin tags in Thornstowe. Miguel ducks two clotheslines from Thornstowe. Miguel delivers his combination offense. Miguel with an up kick to Thornstowe. Miguel with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Miguel with a shoulder block. Miguel slams Thornstowe’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Miguel kicks Thornstowe in the face. Miguel with a SlingShot Hurricanrana. Austin tags himself in. Austin with forearm shivers. Austin with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Austin with a drop toe hold. Austin kicks Miguel in the back of the head. Miguel avoids the paper cut. Austin regroups on the outside. Wentz tags himself in.

Wentz rolls under a clothesline from Austin. Wentz with rapid fire sumo strikes to the chest. Wentz drops Austin with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Wentz with a Jumping Knee Strike. Austin dodges The PK. Xavier tags himself in. Wentz dropkicks the left knee of Austin. Xavier with a SpringBoard Knee Strike. Wentz with a Standing Shooting Star Press. Xavier follows that with a Cannonball Senton Splash for a two count. Thornstowe clears the ring. Reno Scum are double teaming Xavier. Reno Scum with a Bridging German Suplex/Double Foot Stomp Combination for a two count. Luster is mauling Xavier in the corner. Luster punches Xavier in the chest. Luster with a Delayed Vertical Suplex. Luster tags in Thornstowe. Thornstowe with the cover for a two count.

Thornstowe stomps on Xavier’s face. Thornstowe slams Xavier’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Reno Scum and Austin are cutting the ring in half. Luster with a Mongolian Chop. Luster follows that with a heart punch. Thornstowe tags himself in. Thornstowe drops down on the canvas. Luster scores the elbow knockdown. Luster with a Diving HeadButt. Thornstowe with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Thornstowe stomps on the midsection of Xavier. Thornstowe tags in Austin. Austin taunts Miguel. Austin repeatedly stomps on Xavier’s chest. The referee is trying to calm down Miguel. Austin applies a hammerlock on the top rope. Austin delivers the paper cut. Austin applies a front face lock. Austin whips Xavier into the turnbuckles. Xavier kicks Austin in the face. Xavier creates distance with a Hook Kick. Miguel and Thornstowe are tagged in.

Miguel ducks a clothesline from Thornstowe. Miguel with a Step Up Kick from the outside. Miguel dives over Thornstowe. Miguel drops Thornstowe with a NeckBreaker. Miguel with a Matrix Enzuigiri to Luster. Austin with a Blindside Dropkick. Miguel tags in Wentz. Rascalz are double teaming Austin. Wentz wipes out Luster with a Top Rope Splash. Thornstowe dropkicks Xavier out of the ring. Thornstowe lands The Suicide Dive. Miguel with a Step Up Corkscrew Press. Miguel ascends to the top turnbuckle. Miguel is distracted by Austin who’s having a conversation with Miguel’s mother at ringside. Miguel tackles Austin. Miguel transitions into a ground and pound attack. Luster pulls Xavier out of the ring. Thornstowe with a hand full of tights to pickup the victory.

Winner: Ace Austin & Reno Scum via Pinfall 

Jordynne Grace & ODB Segment 

Joey Ryan & Johnny Swinger Backstage Segment 

The North, Rich Swann and Willie Mack Backstage Segment 

Fallah Bahh Backstage Interview 

Rob Van Dam, Katie Forbes, Tommy Dreamer and Rhino Segment 

– This weeks IMPACT Plus! Flashback Moment Of The Week is the ODB/Mickie James TNA Knockouts Championship Match From The September 19, 2013 edition of Impact Wrestling.

Father James Mitchell, Jessica Havok and Susie Yung Segment 

Fourth Match: Petey Williams vs. Johnny Swinger 

Swinger wants Williams to shake his hand. Williams blocks a boot from Swinger. Williams rolls Swinger over for a two count. Swinger shoves the referee. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Swinger drives his knee into the midsection of Williams. Swinger talks smack to Williams. Williams dives over Swinger. Williams with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Williams drop toe holds Swinger into the second rope. Williams dropkicks the back of Swinger. Swinger responds with a fist drop. Swinger HeadButts the midsection of Williams.

Swinger with clubbing axe handle strikes. Swinger applies an illegal choke. Swinger goes for two elbow drops, but Williams ducks out of the way. Williams with a shoulder block. Williams hits The SlingShot CodeBreaker. Williams connects with The Canadian Leg Sweep. Swinger avoids The Canadian Destroyer. Swinger sends Williams face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Swinger calls for Joey Ryan. Williams fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Williams negates The Swinger NeckBreaker. Williams makes Swinger tap out to The SharpShooter.

Winner: Petey Williams via Submission 

Lineup For Next Weeks Edition Of Impact Wrestling 

– Tag Team Open Where The Winners Will Challenge The North For The IMPACT World Tag Team Titles At The Hard To Kill PPV.

– Tessa Blanchard vs. Madman Fulton

– Sami Callihan vs. Ken Shamrock

Fifth Match: Taya Valkyrie w/John E. Bravo vs. ODB 

Valkyrie with a forearm smash. Valkyrie slams ODB’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. ODB side steps Valkyrie into the turnbuckles. ODB with three shoulder tackles. ODB with a forearm shot across the chest of Valkyrie. ODB slaps Valkyrie in the chest. ODB is lighting up Valkyrie’s chest. ODB with a Fallaway Slam. Valkyrie regroups on the outside. Bravo steals ODB’s flask. ODB retrieves the flask. Valkyrie knocks Bravo off the ring apron. ODB hits The FlapJack for a two count. Valkyrie pulls ODB off the top turnbuckle. Valkyrie kicks ODB in the chest. Valkyrie is choking ODB with her boot. Valkyrie applies pressure to the back of ODB’s neck.

Valkyrie with a Running Knee Strike for a two count. ODB is displaying her fighting spirit. Valkyrie side steps ODB into the turnbuckles. Valkyrie with a back elbow smash. Valkyrie follows that with a Running Hip Attack. Valkyrie with The Booty Shake. Valkyrie with a ShotGun Meteora for a two count. Valkyrie has complete control of the match. Valkyrie locks in The STF. ODB grabs the bottom rope to create separation. Valkyrie stomps on ODB’s back. Valkyrie poses for the crowd. Valkyrie talks smack to ODB. Valkyrie slams ODB’s head on the middle turnbuckle pad. ODB kicks Valkyrie in the gut.

Valkyrie goes back to choking ODB with her boot. Valkyrie puts ODB on the top turnbuckle. Valkyrie with forearm shivers. ODB responds with The Dirty Dozen. ODB with a Flying Crossbody Block. ODB is raining down haymakers. ODB levels Valkyrie with a Body Avalanche. ODB connects with The Bronco Buster. Bravo wants more alcohol. Valkyrie attacks ODB from behind. Valkyrie yells at Bravo. Valkyrie tees off on ODB. Bravo declares that he’s the champion. Valkyrie is distracted by Jordynne Grace. ODB rolls Valkyrie over to pickup the victory.

Winner: ODB via Pinfall 

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