WWE Raw Results (10/28/19): The Divorce Court

WWE Raw
October 28, 2019
Enterprise Center
St. Louis, Missouri

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Transcription by Josh Lopez

WWE Crown Jewel 2019 Match Card

1.) The New Day vs. The Revival vs. The Viking Raiders vs. Heavy Machinery vs. The Lucha House Party vs. The OC vs. Zack Ryder &Curt Hawkins vs. Robert Roode & Dolph Ziggler vs. The B-Team in a Tag Team Turmoil Match To Determine The Best Tag Team In The World

2.) Cesaro vs. Mansoor

3.) Team Hogan (Roman Reigns, Rusev, Ricochet, Mustafa Ali, and Chad Gable) vs. Team Flair (Randy Orton, King Corbin, Bobby Lashley, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Drew McIntyre) in a 10-Man Tag Team Match

4.) Braun Strowman vs. Tyson Fury

5.) Brock Lesnar (c) w/Paul Heyman vs. Cain Velasquez For The WWE Championship

6.) Seth Rollins (c) vs. “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt in a Falls Count Anywhere Match For The WWE Universal Championship

7.) Andrade Cien Almas vs. Akira Tozawa vs. Apollo Crews vs. Buddy Murphy vs. Cedric Alexander vs. Drake Maverick vs. Eric Young vs. Erick Rowan vs. Heath Slater vs. Humberto Carrillo vs. Mojo Rawley vs. No Way Jose vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Sin Cara vs. Sunil Singh vs. R-Truth vs. R-Truth vs. Titus O’Neil vs. Tony Nese in a Two-Men Battle Royal Where The Winner Will Face AJ Styles For The WWE United States Championship

8.) AJ Styles (c) vs. TBD For The WWE United States Championship

Paige, The Kabuki Warriors and Becky Lynch In-Ring Segment 

Paige is standing on the stage. Welcome to Monday Night Raw. Now some of you may know that, I’ve been advising a very special tag team. I’m so proud to be a small part of their success. Let me introduce to you the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, The Kabuki Warriors. So 6 months ago, Paige introduced a new tag team.

A force in the Women’s Evolution. Paige talks about The Kabuki Warriors accolades single performers. This could’ve back fired. The Kabuki Warriors starts snatching the microphone away from Paige. Asuka blinds Paige with green mist. Paige is receiving medical attention on the outside. Becky Lynch starts brawling with The Kabuki Warriors to close the segment.

First Match: Becky Lynch vs. Kairi Sane w/Asuka 

Sane wants Becky to shake her hand. Becky avoids the spinning back fist. Becky repeatedly stomps on Sane’s chest. Becky goes for The BexPloder, but Sane blocks it. Sane retreats to the outside. Sane kicks Becky in the face. Sane with heavy bodyshots in the corner. Sane is choking Becky with her boot. Sane poses for the crowd. Sane slams Becky’s head on two turnbuckle pads. Becky with a forearm smash. Becky gives Sane a taste of her own medicine. Becky with a Running Bulldog. Becky rolls Sane over for a two count. Becky dropkicks Sane. Sane launches Becky over the top rope. Becky with a forearm shiver. Sane pulls Becky off the second rope for a two count.

Sane with Two Open Hand Chops. Becky avoids The Axe Kick. Becky with two deep arm-drags. Becky applies a Bridging Hammerlock. Becky kicks Sane in the jaw for a two count. Becky works on the left shoulder of Sane. Sane negates The Dis-Arm-Her. Becky tells Sane to bring it. Becky is distracted by Asuka. Becky clotheslines Sane in mid-air. Asuka talks smack to Becky. Sane kicks Becky into the steel ring steps. Sane applies a Bow and Arrow Stretch. Sane with a High Knee Lift. Sane toys around with Becky.

Becky fires back with forearm shivers. Sane pulls Becky down to the mat for a two count. Becky thrust kicks the midsection of Sane. Becky with a SpringBoard Side Kick. Becky follows that with two clotheslines. Becky with a single leg dropkick. Becky with a Flying Forearm Smash. Becky uppercuts Sane. Becky with a Spinning Back Kick. Becky hits The BexPloder for a two count. Sane locks in The Anchor. Rollup Exchange. Becky kicks Sane in the gut.

Becky goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Sane counters with a FlatLiner for a two count. Sane drags Becky to the corner. Becky and Sane are trading back and forth shots. Sane HeadButts Becky. Sane gets Becky tied in the tree of woe. Becky throws Sane off the second rope. Becky with a Flying Leg Drop for a two count. Becky with a High Head Kick. Becky drops Asuka with a Flying Forearm Smash off the ring apron. Sane drops Becky with The Spinning Back Fist for a two count. Sane is displaying her frustration. Becky makes Sane tap out to The Dis-Arm-Her.

Winner: Becky Lynch via Submission 

Second Match: Buddy Murphy vs. R-Truth 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Truth applies a side headlock. Standing Switch Exchange. Murphy decks Truth with a back elbow smash. Murphy slams Truth’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Murphy repeatedly stomps on Truth’s chest. Murphy with a forearm smash. Truth is throwing haymakers at Murphy. Murphy reverses out of the irish whip from Truth. Truth with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Truth plays to the crowd. Murphy kicks Truth in the face.

Murphy dives over Truth. Truth with a Spinning Forearm Smash for a two count. Truth kicks Murphy in the gut. Murphy avoids The Scissors Kick. Murphy delivers his combination offense. Truth with a single leg dropkick for a two count. Truth gets distracted by the Raw locker room running after The Singh Brothers. Murphy connects with The Kamigoye to pickup the victory.

Winner: Buddy Murphy via Pinfall 

The Authors Of Pain Promo 

We’ve heard all these other tag teams find it disconcerting that we speak in our native tongues. I’m going to let you in on a little secret. We want every tag team to find us disconcerting. Warfare is not just physical, it’s mental. It’s about taking you out of your game. If you don’t know how we’re gonna come at you, how could you possibly survive a match with us? Every language, every style, every single discipline, we will own this tag team division. Victory for the sake of our legacy. Violence for the sake of violence. That’s all you get to know this week about The Authors Of Pain.

The Street Profits Promo 

Third Match: Drew McIntyre w/Ric Flair vs. Ricochet w/Hulk Hogan & Jimmy Hart 

Ricochet starts things off with a Cannonball Senton through the ropes. Ricochet with a chop/forearm combination. Ricochet kicks the left hamstring of McIntyre. Ricochet avoids The Big Boot. Ricochet with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Ricochet hits The Fosbury Flop. McIntyre starts attacking the injured ribs of Ricochet. McIntyre with an OverHead Belly to Belly Suplex on the floor. McIntyre blasts Ricochet with a knife edge chop. McIntyre rolls Ricochet back into the ring. McIntyre stomps on Ricochet’s chest. McIntyre applies a rear chin lock. McIntyre delivers another Belly to Belly Suplex. McIntyre slaps Ricochet in the face. Ricochet fires back with a chop/forearm combination. McIntyre drops Ricochet with The Big Boot. McIntyre follows that with a Running Leg Drop.

McIntyre talks smack to Hogan. McIntyre applies the abdominal stretch. McIntyre with a Hip Toss. McIntyre stomps on the left hand of Ricochet. McIntyre bodyslams Ricochet with authority. McIntyre applies an arm-bar. Ricochet with shots to the midsection of McIntyre. Ricochet with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. McIntyre catches Ricochet in mid-air. McIntyre goes for a Fallaway Slam, but Ricochet lands back on his feet. McIntyre with a Back Body Drop. McIntyre drags Ricochet to the corner. McIntyre BuckleBombs Ricochet. McIntyre mocks Hogan. Chop Exchange. McIntyre dumps Ricochet ribs first on the barricade.

McIntyre punches Ricochet in the jaw. McIntyre sends Ricochet across the ring. Ricochet kicks McIntyre in the face. McIntyre reverses out of the irish whip from Ricochet. McIntyre kicks Ricochet in mid-air for a two count. McIntyre continues to demolish Ricochet during the commercial break. McIntyre goes for another BuckleBomb, but Ricochet rolls him over for a two count. Ricochet dives over McIntyre. McIntyre goes for The High Cross, but Ricochet counters with a Hurricanrana. Ricochet is trying to build momentum. Ricochet with a Tiger Wall Flip Kick. Ricochet drops McIntyre with The Step Up Enzuigiri. Ricochet decks McIntyre with a JawBreaker.

Ricochet kicks McIntyre in the face. Ricochet with a Roll Through Dropkick. Ricochet follows that with a SpringBoard Clothesline. Ricochet with a SpringBoard MoonSault for a two count. Ricochet thrust kicks the midsection of McIntyre. McIntyre fights out of the fireman’s carry position. McIntyre with a Jumping Back Elbow Smash. McIntyre hits The Reverse Alabama Slam for a two count. Ricochet with a jack knife cover for a two count. McIntyre HeadButts Ricochet. McIntyre with an Inside Out Lariat for a two count.

McIntyre puts Ricochet on the top turnbuckle. McIntyre with a heavy chop. McIntyre goes for The SuperPlex, but Ricochet blocks it. Ricochet with a straight right hand. Ricochet gets McIntyre tied in the tree of woe. McIntyre with a Desperation Belly to Belly Suplex. McIntyre goes for The ClayMore Kick, but Ricochet counters with a Leaping Hook Kick. McIntyre in the drop zone. Ricochet goes for The 630 Senton, but McIntyre ducks out of the way. Randy Orton connects with The RKO which causes the disqualification.

Winner: Ricochet via Disqualification 

Fourth Match: The Viking Raiders vs. The Chicago Cubs 

Erik and Bryant will start things off. Bryant tags in Rizzo. Erik with a double leg takedown. Erik dumps Rizzo face first on the canvas. Erik drives his knee into the midsection of Bryant. Erik with a Discus Forearm Smash. Erik tags in Ivar. Ivar with a Leaping Seated Senton. Ivar follows that with a Running Bronco Buster. Ivar rips off Rizzo’s jacket. Ivar tags in Erik. Ivar bodyslams Rizzo. Erik bodyslams Ivar on top of Rizzo. Erik delivers Death Rowe. Erik tags in Ivar. Erik connects with a PowerBomb/PowerSlam Combination. Viking Raiders plants Bryant with The Viking Experience to pickup the victory.

Winner: The Viking Raiders via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: Andrade Cien Almas w/Zelina Vega vs. Sin Cara w/Carolina 

Cara ducks a clothesline from Almas. Cara with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Almas sends Cara crashing to the outside. Zelina Vega with a Tranquilo Pose. Almas rolls Cara back into the ring. Almas with an Inverted BackBreaker for a two count. Almas applies the sitting abdominal stretch. Almas drives his knee into the midsection of Cara. Almas whips Cara to the corner. Almas with a Jumping Knee Strike for a two count.

Cara side steps Almas into the turnbuckles. Almas tumbles to the floor. Cara with a Spinning Corkscrew Body Press. Cara plays to the crowd. Almas goes for The Alabama Slam, but Cara counters with The Canadian Destroyer. Vega continues to run interference. Carolina catches Vega in mid-air. Carolina swings Vega into the ringside barricade. Almas uses the middle rope for leverage to pickup the victory.

Winner: Andrade Cien Almas via Pinfall 

Sixth Match: Charlotte Flair & Natalya vs. The Iconics 

Charlotte and Peyton Royce will start things off. Charlotte with a single leg takedown. Royce negates The Figure Eight. Charlotte unloads five knife edge chops. Charlotte with a Fallaway Slam. Charlotte nips up. Charlotte struts around the ring. Charlotte applies a front face lock. Natalya tags herself in. Double Delayed Vertical Suplex for a two count. Natalya goes for a Bodyslam, but Royce lands back on her feet. Royce pulls Natalya down to the mat. Royce tags in Kay. The Iconics are double teaming Natalya. Kay applies an arm-bar. Kay drives her knee into the midsection of Natalya. Kay with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Kay tags in Royce.

Royce applies a bow and arrow stretch between the ropes. Royce stops Natalya in her tracks. Natalya with an inside cradle for a two count. Royce drops Natalya with a Spinning Heel Kick for a two count. Royce argues with the referee. Royce with clubbing elbow smashes. Royce applies a rear chin lock. Natalya gets back to a vertical base. Royce tags in Kay. Royce with a Running Bulldog across the left knee of Kay. Charlotte breaks the pin attempt. Charlotte knocks Royce off the ring apron. Kay tells the referee to get Charlotte out of the ring. Natalya with a double leg takedown. Charlotte Spears Royce. Natalya makes Kay tap out to The SharpShooter.

Winner: Charlotte Flair & Natalya via Submission 

Seventh Match: Seth Rollins vs. Erick Rowan in a Falls Count Anywhere Match 

Rollins dropkicks Rowan. Rollins ducks a clothesline from Rowan. Rollins with a straight right hand. Rollins with two running forearm smashes. Rowan goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Rollins lands back on his feet. Rollins kicks Rowan in the jaw. Rollins hits The BlockBuster for a one count. Rollins with two haymakers. Rowan reverses out of the irish whip from Rollins. Rollins sends Rowan tumbling to the floor. Rowan pulls Rollins out of the ring. Rowan HeadButts Rollins. Rowan whips Rollins around the ringside area. Rowan dumps Rollins face first on the barricade. Rowan with The Big Boot for a two count. Rowan starts displaying his dominance.

Rollins and Rowan starts brawling all around The Enterprise Center. Rowan with a knife edge chop. Rollins uses a divider as a weapon. Rowan with a Uranage Slam through the merchandise table for a two count. Coming out of the commercial break, Rollins is trying to create separation. Rollins lands Two Suicide Dives. Rowan goes for a Bodyslam, but Rollins lands back on his feet. Rollins drives Rowan shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Rowan drills Rollins with the ring stair. Rowan levels Rollins with a Body Avalanche. Rowan follows that with a ShotGun Dropkick. Rowan with a Running Crossbody Block on the floor for a two count. Rowan BuckleBombs Rollins into the steel ring post for a two count.

Rowan carries Rollins up the stage. Rollins hammers down on the back of Rowan’s neck. Rowan clotheslines Rollins. Rowan clears the announce table. Rowan goes for The Iron Claw, but Rollins lands back on his feet. Rollins SuperKicks Rowan. Rollins follows that with The Curb Stomp on the announce table for a two count. Rollins with a Flying Crossbody Block off the table. Rollins and Rowan starts brawling towards the backstage area. Rollins delivers multiple chair shots. Rowan slams Rollins head on a production crate. Rowan throws a road case at Rollins. Rollins attacks Rowan with a ladder. Rollins plants Rowan with The Curb Stomp on a ladder. Rollins buries Rowan under a forklift to pickup the victory.

Winner: Seth Rollins via Pinfall 

Aleister Black Promo 

Eight Match: AJ Styles w/The OC vs. Humberto Carrillo 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Carrillo applies a side headlock. Carrillo shows off his athleticism. Carrillo decks Styles with a back elbow smash. Carrillo with a springboard arm-drag takeover. Styles side steps Carrillo into the turnbuckles. Styles unloads three knife edge chops. Styles reverses out of the irish whip from Carrillo. Carrillo with a Flying HeadButt. Styles applies a waist lock. Styles rolls Carrillo over for a two count. Carrillo with a Spinning Back Kick. Carrillo kicks Styles in the chest. Carrillo follows that with a SpringBoard Enzuigiri for a two count. Carrillo with a Rolling MoonSault for a two count. Carrillo dropkicks Styles to the floor.

Styles regroups on the outside. Carrillo knocks Styles off the ring apron. Carrillo with a Hook Kick. Styles drives Carrillo back first into the ringside barricade. Styles with a Tornado DDT off the barricade. Styles applies a rear chin lock. Carrillo gets back to a vertical base. Carrillo with shots to the midsection of Styles. Styles blocks a boot from Carrillo. Carrillo with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Carrillo with a double boot to the chest of Styles. Carrillo with a Front Dropkick. Carrillo side steps Styles into the turnbuckles. Carrillo delivers a Missile Dropkick. Carrillo drags Styles to the corner. Carrillo connects with The Aztec Press for a two count.

Carrillo goes for a MoonSault, but Styles ducks out of the way. Styles with a Reverse DDT for a two count. Carrillo negates The Phenomenal Forearm. Carrillo lands The MoonSault for a two count. Styles launches Carrillo over the top rope. Styles attacks Carrillo in mid-air. Styles makes Carrillo tap out to The Calf Crusher. After the match, Styles taunts Carrillo. Carrillo punches Styles in the face. Styles kicks the left hamstring of Carrillo. Styles connects with The Styles Clash. The OC gets Carrillo in position for The Magic Killer. The Street Profits storms into the ring to make the save. Montez Ford dropkicks Anderson. Angelo Dawkins delivers The Pounce.

Winner: AJ Styles via Submission 

The Divorce Court With Special Guests: Rusev, Lana, and Bobby Lashley 

Welcome everyone to a special edition of The Divorce Court. We’re gonna try to find out if divorce is the best option for two of WWE’s brightest superstars. Jerry Lawler introduces Rusev and Lana. As you can see Rusev is still wearing his wedding band. Rusev wants to reconcile their differences. Lana doesn’t want to air their dirty laundry or embarrass Rusev. Every single day Lana has to deal with The WWE Universe hating on her, saying mean things about her, bullying her on instagram, etc. The truth is Rusev/Lana marriage was only about what Rusev wanted. What Rusev wanted from Lana was sex. Could you blame him? Rusev wanted sex with Lana in the morning, afternoon, in the evening, in the kitchen, in the arena, at the doctors office, the locker room, at WrestleMania. Lana calls Rusev a sex addict.

Rusev can’t believe what Lana is saying. Lana knows that everyone wants to be loved, accepted, and appreciated. Lana never felt appreciated because Rusev only wanted to put a baby inside her. Rusev knew more about Lana’s monthly cycle than she did. Lana talks about potential machka brats running around. Of course Rusev wanted a family because he loves her. Lana says that Rusev never listens. Lana is a model, a fashion influencer. No designers wants to deal with a pregnant lady with stretch marks. The way Lana makes money is because she’s the most ravishing woman on the planet, not Mama Rusev.

Did Lana decide to hook up with Bobby Lashley because Rusev wanted to start a family? Lana says that Rusev cheated on her. Rusev immediately denies that. Rusev says that Lashley is talking shit. Wanna talk about lies. Bobby Lashley walks down to the ring. Massive brawl breaks out. Lashley drills Rusev with The FlatLiner. Lashley goes for The Spear, but Rusev counters with The Machka Kick. Rusev hits The Fallaway Slam. Rusev takes off his wedding ring. Rusev transitions into a ground and pound attack. Lana whips Rusev with a kendo stick. Lashley low blows Rusev. Lana slaps Rusev in the face. Lashley and Lana make out standing over Rusev to close the show.

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Author: Josh Lopez