IMPACT Wrestling Results (9/27/19): Tessa Blanchard vs. Dave Crist

IMPACT Wrestling Results 9/27/19
Sam’s Town Casino & Gambling Hall
Las Vegas, Nevada

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Transcription by Josh Lopez

– Gabby Loren from AfterBuzz TV is the official wedding correspondent.

The North & Konnan In-Ring Segment 

The North comes out dressed up as LAX. You got what was advertised, the best tag team in the world. They are professional wrestlers. Alexander says that Konnan, LAX and every single tag team are beneath them. Page is sick and tired of the fans sending out emails and tweets asking when LAX is coming back. He wants the fans to know that they will never come back. Konnan walks down to the ring. Konnan how does it feel like to be standing in the ring with the greatest tag team? Konnan calls The North two bitches. Konnan has a lot of friends who would like to kick The North’s ass. RVD and Rhino storms into the ring.

First Match: The North vs. Rob Van Dam & Rhino w/Konnan

RVD and Alexander will start things off. RVD with a Monkey Flip. RVD hits The Rolling Thunder for a two count. RVD brings Alexander to the corner. RVD tags in Rhino. Rhino kicks Alexander in the gut. Alexander answers with a knee lift. Alexander tags in Page. Rhino decks Page with a back elbow smash. Rhino drops Page with a shoulder tackle for a two count. Rhino tags in RVD. Rhino scores the ebow knockdown. RVD with a leg drop for a one count. RVD is throwing haymakers at Page. Alexander kicks RVD in the back. RVD knocks Alexander off the ring apron.

Page attacks RVD from behind. Page repeatedly stomps on RVD’s chest. The North starts cutting the ring in half. Alexander applies a front face lock. Alexander with a Vertical Suplex for a two count. Alexander uses the middle rope as a weapon. Page rakes the eyes of RVD. Alexander tags in Page. Alexander with a running knee lift. Page drops RVD with a shoulder tackle. Page talks smack to RVD. Page drives his knee into RVD’s back. Page puts his left leg on the back of RVD’s neck. RVD with clubbing bodyshots. Page kicks RVD in the gut. RVD side steps Page into the turnbuckles. RVD with a High Head Kick.

Rhino and Alexander are tagged in. Rhino with a shoulder block. Rhino scores another elbow knockdown. Rhino levels Alexander with a Body Avalanche. Rhino with a Corner Spear. Rhino runs through Page. Rhino follows that with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex for a two count. Rhino plays to the crowd. Page SuperKicks Rhino. Alexander with a Discus Forearm Smash for a two count. RVD and Page are trading back and forth shots. RVD clotheslines Page over the top rope. Alexander is distracted by Konnan. Rhino connects with The GORE. RVD lands The Five Star Frog Splash. Rhino hooks the leg to pickup the victory.

Winner: Rob Van Dam & Rhino via Pinfall 

– Don’t forget that Impact Wrestling is moving to AXS TV starting this Tuesday.

– Reno Scum hijacks Eddie Edwards interview with Gabby Loren.

– Johnny Swinger arrives at the Brian Cage/Melissa Santos Wedding.

– TJ Perkins bickers with Fallah Bahh.

The Desi Hit Squad Backstage Segment 

Second Match: Mahabali Shera w/The Desi Hit Squad vs. Cousin Jake w/Cody Deaner 

Shera with clubbing shoulder blocks. Shera punches Jake int he back. Jake with a straight right hand. Jake tells Shera to get up. Jake with rapid fire haymakers. Shera reverses out of the irish whip from Jake. Raju starts running interference. Shera clotheslines Jake. Shera transitions into a ground and pound attack. Shera has complete control of the match. Jake with heavy bodyshots in the corner. Shera shoves Jake. Shera slams Jake’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Shera taunts Deaner. Jake side steps Shera into the turnbuckles. Jake with Two Body Avalanches. Jake drives his shoulders into the midsection of Shera. Jake lays out The Desi Hit Squad. Shera connects with The Sky High. Shera plants Jake with The PowerSlam to pickup the victory. After the match, Deaner is throwing haymakers at Shera. Desi Hit Squad attacks Deaner from behind. Shera delivers another PowerSlam.

Winner: Mahabali Shera via Pinfall 

Third Match: Madison Rayne vs. Tenille Dashwood 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Rayne applies a wrist lock. Dashwood reverses the hold. Following a snap mare takeover, Dashwood applies a rear chin lock. Rayne transitions into a hammerlock. Dashwood with a wrist lock takedown. Rayne needs a rest bit. Rayne applies a side headlock. Rayne drops Dashwood with a shoulder tackle. Rayne continues to call herself the locker room leader. Dashwood trips Rayne. Dashwood with a running dropkick for a two count. Rayne blocks a boot from Dashwood. Rayne decks Dashwood with a back elbow smash. Dashwood with a Hurricanrana across the edge of the ring frame.

Dashwood rolls Rayne back into the ring. Dashwood kicks Rayne in the back. Dashwood with a SlingShot NeckBreaker for a two count. Rayne avoids The Taste Of Tenille. Rayne hits The Draping BackStabber for a two count. Rayne applies the cravate. Rayne drops Dashwood with a knee lift for a two count. Rayne is displaying her frustration. Rayne slams Dashwood head on the top turnbuckle pad. Following a snap mare takeover, Rayne with The Sliding Line for a two count. Dashwood rolls Rayne over for a two count. Rayne clotheslines Dashwood. Rayne applies a rear chin lock. Dashwood gets back to a vertical base.

Dashwood with a back elbow smash. Rayne ducks a clothesline from Dashwood. Rayne connects with The Ripcord Cutter for a two count. Rayne kicks Dashwood in the chest. Dashwood avoids The Missile Dropkick. Dashwood delivers The Taste Of Tenille for a two count. Dashwood with forearm shivers. Dashwood kicks Rayne in the chest. Dashwood drops Rayne with a Western Lariat for a two count. Rayne with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Rayne follows that with a Bridging Northern Lights Suplex for a two count. Rayne tells Dashwood to stay down. Dashwood kicks Rayne in the gut. Rayne applies a waist lock. Rayne goes for a Reverse DDT, but Dashwood counters with a NeckBreaker. Dashwood plants Rayne with The Spotlight to pickup the victory.

Winner: Tenille Dashwood via Pinfall 

Ken Shamrock & Moose Segment 

– Gabby Loren interviews RVD, Katie Forbes, Rich Swann and Willie Mack.

– Eddie Edwards Vignette.

– This weeks IMPACT Plus! Flashback Moment Of The Week is the ODB/Eric Young Wedding.

Rosemary & Taya Valkyrie Backstage Segment 

Fourth Match: Dave Crist w/oVe vs. Tessa Blanchard in a X-Division Ladder Qualifying Match 

Crist tries to cheap shot Blanchard before the bell rings. Blanchard with forearm shivers. Crist kicks Blanchard in the face. Blanchard is raining down haymakers in the corner. Crist repeatedly kicks the left knee of Blanchard. Crist with two haymakers. Crist ducks a clothesline from Blanchard. Crist HeadButts the midsection of Blanchard. Blanchard launches Crist over the top rope. Blanchard with a baseball slide dropkick. Madman Fulton pulls Blanchard out of the ring. Jake Crist is trying to calm down Fulton.

The referee ejects Madman Fulton from the ringside area. Crist inadvertently chops the steel ring post. That gives Blanchard time to catch her breath. Blanchard works on her joint manipulation game. Jake trips Blanchard from the outside. Crist is choking Blanchard with his boot. Crist stomps on Blanchard’s back. Crist rakes the eyes of Blanchard. Crist with rapid fire haymakers. Crist is mauling Blanchard in the corner. Jake chokes Blanchard behind the referee’s back. Blanchard is displaying her fighting spirit.

Crist spits at Blanchard. Blanchard is pissed. Blanchard with combination forearm strikes. Blanchard with a Running Boot. Crist avoids Magnum. Blanchard rolls Crist over for a two count. Crist hits The GTS for a two count. Crist with a Big Boot. Blanchard goes for a Draping CodeBreaker, but Crist blocks it. Crist goes for The Flying Double Foot Stomp, but Blanchard ducks out of the way. Blanchard plants Crist with The Buzzsaw DDT to pickup the victory. After the match, Madman Fulton delivers Two ChokeSlams.

Winner: Tessa Blanchard via Pinfall 

Alisha Edwards & Ace Austin Backstage Segment 

Bound For Glory 2019 Match Card 

– The Rascalz vs. Dr. Wagner & TBD

– Ken Shamrock vs. Moose

– Taya Valkyrie (c) vs. Tenille Dashwood For The IMPACT Knockouts Championship

– Michael Elgin vs. Naomichi Marufuji

– Tessa Blanchard vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD in a Five Way Ladder Match For The Vacated Impact X-Division Championship

– Brian Cage (c) vs. Sami Callihan For The IMPACT World Championship

Brian Cage & Melissa Santos Wedding 

– The North wants to form a union.

– No further objections for this wedding.

– Eddie Edwards is completely drunk. Edwards throws up on the minister.

– Father James Mitchell will officiate the remainder of this wedding.

– The reception will take place in the ring following the commercial break.

– Sami Callihan interrupts the first dance.

– Callihan is here for a party. Contrary to popular belief, Callihan is good person, but his feelings was hurt when oVe was invited to the wedding. At one point, Callihan and Cage were friends, but things change. Callihan wants to fight The Machine at Bound For Glory. Callihan hopes the bride and the bitch has a wonderful wedding. Callihan nails Melissa Santos with the champagne bottle to close the show.

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Author: Josh Lopez