Lucha Underground Results (7/25): The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Lucha Underground Results (7/25)

Lucha Underground
July 25, 2018
The Temple
Boyle Heights, California

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Transcription by Josh Lopez


– The doctors have saved Famous B’s leg. You can send your well wishes to 123-GET-FAME !!!

First Match: “The Savage” Jake Strong vs. Sammy Guevara 

Strong applies a waist lock. Strong delivers Two Release German Suplex’s. Strong lands The Savage PowerBomb. Guevara ducks a clothesline from Strong. Guevara with a Running Crossbody Block which sends Strong tumbling to the floor. Strong launches Guevara into a collection of chairs. Strong blasts Guevara with a right hand chop.

Guevara is scaling a ladder. Strong applies an Ankle Lock. Guevara kicks Strong in the chest. Guevara with a MoonSault off the upper deck section. Guevara unloads multiple thrust kicks. Guevara rolls Strong back into the ring. Guevara goes for a SpringBoard Crossbody Block, but Strong counters with The Ankle Lock which forces him to tap out.

Winner: “The Savage” Jake Strong via Submission 

– Papa Cueto ordered a box of pizza for Vinnie Massaro. Cueto talks smack to the believers. It’s time for the sacrifice to the gods.

Second Match: Matanza vs. Vinnie Massaro 

Matanza is destroying the pizza delivery man before the bell rings. Massaro talks smack to Matanza. Massaro slaps Matanza in the face. Massaro ducks a clothesline from Matanza. Massaro unloads multiple strikes. Massaro is throwing forearm at Matanza. Massaro delivers a Rolling Elbow Strike. Massaro starts running the ropes. Matanza HeadButts Massaro. Matanza plants Massaro with The Wrath Of The Gods on the pizza box to pickup the victory. After the match, the pizza delivery man steals Massaro’s wallet. Matanza ChokeSlams the pizza delivery man.

Winner: Matanza via Pinfall 

Third Match: Ivelisse, Son Of Havoc and The Mack vs. King Cuerno, Dezmond Xavier and El Dragon Azteca Jr in a Trios Match. The Winner Team Will Get The Opportunity To Compete For The Gift Of The Gods Championship 

Mack and Cuerno will start things off. Mack goes for a Stinger Splash, but Cuerno ducks out of the way. Cuerno rolls Mack over for a one count. Xavier blasts Mack with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cuerno tags in Azteca. Azteca with a SpringBoard Crossbody Block to Mack. Azteca unloads multiple strikes. Mack lands a deep arm-drag. Azteca tags in Xavier. Mack with a Leaping Leg Lariat. Mack with a series of Corner Clotheslines. Mack wraps this sequence with a Double Clothesline.

Cuerno goes for a Clothesline, but Mack counters with a Samoan Drop. Mack with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Mack tags in Havoc. Cuerno kicks Havoc in the gut. Havoc reverses out of the irish whip from Cuerno. Havoc with a HandSpring Back Elbow Strike. Havoc with a SpringBoard Crossbody Block for a two count. Havoc tags in Ivelisse. Ivelisse with a HeadScissors TakeOver that sends Cuerno to the floor. Xavier grabs Ivelisse by her hair. Ivelisse with an Arm-Drag TakeOver to Xavier. Ivelisse blasts Azteca with a Scorpion Kick. Ivelisse lands a Lucha Libre Arm-Drag.

Ivelisse locks in The Modified Octopus Stretch. Cuerno kicks Ivelisse in the back. Azteca with a Back Drop Driver fro a two count. Azteca tags in Xavier. Xavier twist the left shoulder of Ivelisse. Xavier with clubbing bodyshots in the corner. Xavier uppercuts Ivelisse. Xavier goes for a Back Body Drop, but Ivelisse lands back on her feet. Ivelisse rocks Xavier with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Azteca and Mack are tagged in. Mack clotheslines Azteca. Mack with a Lou Thez Press to Cuerno. Mack transitions into a ground and pound attack.

Mack tags in Havoc. Ivelisse wipes out Cuerno with a SomerSault Senton. Mack SuperKicks Azteca. Mack with a Twisting Corkscrew Plancha. Havoc with a Bicycle Kick to Xavier. Havoc lands a HandSpring Plancha. Havoc rolls Cuerno back into the ring. Havoc goes for a Shooting Star Press, but Cuerno ducks out of the way. Cuerno plants Havoc with The Thrill Of The Hunt to pickup the victory. After the match, Mil Muertes attacks The Mack. Muertes PowerBombs Mack on the ring apron. Havoc SuperKicks Muertes. Killshot rocks Havoc with a Running Haymaker. Muertes drops Killshot with a straight right hand. Muertes finally heads to the backstage area.

Winner: King Cuerno, Dezmond Xavier and El Dragon Azteca Jr via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: King Cuerno vs. Dezmond Xavier vs. El Dragon Azteca Jr in a Triple Threat Match For The Vacated Gift Of The Gods Championship 

Azteca ducks a clothesline Xavier. Cuerno with a Forearm Smash to Xavier. Cuerno follows that with a Tilt-A-Whirl Back Breaker. Cuerno drops Xavier with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cuerno with another Tilt-A-Whirl Back Breaker for a two count. Xavier attacks Cuerno from behind. Cuerno reverses out of the irish whip from Xavier. Cuerno with a Leaping Double Knee Strike. Cuerno slaps Xavier in the chest. Cuerno places Xavier on the top turnbuckle. Xavier turns a FrankenSteiner into a SomerSault Senton for a one count. Cuerno SuperKicks Xavier. Cuerno dropkicks Azteca for a two count. Xavier brings his combination offense to Cuerno.

Xavier dives over Cuerno. Xavier SuperKicks Cuerno. Xavier with a Running Uppercut to Azteca. Following a snap mare takeover, Xavier dropkicks the back of Cuerno for a two count. Xavier with a Helluva Kick to Azteca. Azteca fires back with a Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Azteca dropkicks Xavier for a two count. Xavier ducks a clothesline from Azteca. Cuerno with a Big Boot to Xavier. Azteca lands a SomerSault Plancha. Cuerno kicks Xavier in the mouth. Cuerno wipes out Azteca with a Suicide Dive. Cuerno rolls Azteca back into the ring. Cuerno with a Splash for a two count. Cuerno goes for a PowerBomb, but Azteca lands back on his feet. Azteca with a Sunset Flip Rollup for a two count.

Xavier repeatedly slaps Azteca in the face. Azteca launches Xavier to the ring apron. Xavier rocks Azteca with a Jumping Enzuigiri. Xavier follows that with a Back HandSpring Back Flip Kick. Cuerno gets Azteca trapped in a Muta Lock Position. Cuerno at the same times applies a Full Nelson Lock on Xavier. Azteca dropkicks Cuerno. Xavier with a Uppercut Forearm to Cuerno. Cuerno kicks Azteca in the face. Xavier hits a Top Rope FrankenSteiner. Azteca with a SpringBoard Dropkick to Cuerno. Xavier goes for a Suicide Dive, but Cuerno counters with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cuerno blasts Azteca with a Jumping Knee Strike on the floor. Cuerno plays to the crowd.

Azteca with a Flying HeadScissors off the concrete steps. Xavier and Azteca are trading back and forth shots. Xavier displays his superior athleticism. Cuerno wraps this sequence with a Double Clothesline. Cuerno throws Azteca back first to the announce table. Cuerno drags Xavier around the ringside area. Cuerno dumps Xavier face first on the steel guard rail. Cuerno launches Azteca into a collection of chairs. Cuerno gets Azteca in a fireman’s carry position. Xavier delivers a SomerSault Plancha off the exit sign. Xavier goes for The Final Flash, but Cuerno ducks out of the way. Xavier with a Rolling Palm Strike to Azteca. Xavier and Azteca are fighting for position on the top turnbuckle. Azteca plants Xavier with a Reverse Sunset Flip PowerBomb to pickup the victory.

Winner: New Gift Of The Gods Champion, El Dragon Azteca Jr via Pinfall 

– The show ends with Mariposa waking up Marty The Moth Martinez. Martinez had a dream about taking Pentagon Dark’s teeth. Mariposa says that Martinez needs to focus. Martinez is destined for greatness. Martinez needs to stop feeling sorry for himself and go after the Lucha Underground Championship.

Author: Josh Lopez