Wrestling Rewind: WrestleMania 33

WWE WrestleMania 33
April 2, 2017
Camping World Stadium
Orlando, Florida

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: Shane McMahon vs. AJ Styles 

Styles dodges a couple of haymakers from Shane. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Styles applies a side headlock. Styles is talking smack to Shane. Shane applies a standing arm-bar. Styles responds with a hammer lock. Styles and Shane are in a middle of a side headlock exchange. Styles drops Shane with a shoulder tackle. Shane leapfrogs over Styles. Styles delivers a Snap Mare TakeOver. Styles mocks Shane. Shane with a Waist Lock TakeDown to Styles. Shane follows that back to back deep arm-drags. Shane with a Rolling Crucifix Cover for a two count. Styles is showing his frustration on the outside. Shane is unloading on Styles in the corner.

Shane decks Styles with a back elbow strike. Styles responds with a throat punch. Styles tosses Shane out of the ring. Styles delivers a Wrecking Ball Dropkick that sends Shane tumbling over the announce table. Styles bounces Shane’s head on the ring apron. Styles punches Shane in the jaw. Styles with a Leaping Knee Drop to Shane. Styles starts forearming Shane in the corner. Styles connects with a Flying Clothesline for a two count. Styles and Shane are trading back and forth shots. Following The Phenomenal Blitz, Shane lands a thrust kick to the midsection of Styles. Styles goes for the Phenomenal Forearm, but Shane blocks it.

Shane starts firing up with a series of left jabs. Shane with a Spinning Uppercut Strike to Styles. Shane follows that with an Exploder Suplex. Shane levels Styles with the Angle Slam for a two count. Styles kicks Shane in the hamstring. Styles with the Ushigoroshi to Shane. Shane drives Styles back first into the turnbuckles. Styles rolls Shane over into the Calf Crusher. Shane transitions into a Rear Naked Choke. Shane floats over into a Cross Arm Breaker. Styles fight out of the Omoplata Position. Shane rolls Styles over for a two count. Both are knocked down after a double clothesline. Styles whips Shane’s face off the top rope. Styles goes for the SpringBoard 450 Splash, but Shane counters with the Triangle Choke. Styles plants Shane with the Styles Clash for a two count.

Coming out of a haymaker exchange in the center of the ring, Shane delivers a series of Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Styles accidentally knocks down the referee. Styles lands the Pele Kick. Styles throws a garbage can into the ring. Shane hits Styles in mid-air with the Garbage Can. Shane connects with the Coast to Coast for a two count. Shane lays Styles flat on the announce table. Shane goes for the Flying Elbow Drop, but Styles ducks out of the way. Back in the ring, Styles goes for the Phenomenal Forearm, but Shane counters with a Spinning DDT. Shane misses on the Shooting Star Press. Styles drops Shane with the Phenomenal Forearm to pickup the victory.

Winner: AJ Styles via Pinfall 

Second Match: Chris Jericho (c) vs. Kevin Owens For The WWE United States Championship 

Jericho and Owens are engaging in rockers punches. Jericho immediately locks in the Walls of Jericho. Owens crawls to the bottom rope to create separation. Jericho lands a Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Jericho follows that with a Flying Crossbody Block. Jericho bounces Owens head on the steel ring steps. Jericho rolls Owens back into the ring. Jericho drops Owens with a Flying Forearm Smash. Owens responds with a SuperKick. Owens stomps on Jericho gut. Owens transitions into a ground and pound attack. Owens connects with a Running Cannonball Strike on the ring apron. Owens with the lateral press for a one count. Owens kicks Jericho in the back. Owens applies a rear chin lock.

Owens dishes out a Running Senton for a two count. Jericho is having hard time getting back on his feet. Jericho dropkicks Owens. Jericho with a SpringBoard Dropkick that sends Owens crashing to the outside. Owens whips Jericho back first to the ring apron. Owens goes for the Pop Up PowerBomb, but Jericho counters with a Back Body Drop. Jericho drops Owens with Back to Back Shoulder Blocks. Jericho with a Flying Elbow Drop for a two count. Jericho calls Owens a SOB. Jericho is teeing off on Owens in the corner. Jericho goes for the Code Breaker, but Owens counters with the Package SitOut Side Slam for a two count. Jericho responds with the Corner Mount.

Jericho lays out Owens with the FrankenSteiner for a two count. Jericho drives his knee to the midsection of Owens. Jericho connects with a Running BullDog. Jericho misses on the LionSault. Owens SuperKicks Jericho for a two count. Jericho blocks a Frog Splash Attempt from Owens. Owens goes for the Swanton Bomb, but Jericho gets his knees up in the air. Jericho ducks a clothesline from Owens. Owens with a Spinning Death Valley Driver for a two count. Owens is sightly busted open. Owens goes for the Pop Up PowerBomb, but Jericho lands back on his feet. The LionSault gets a two count. Jericho kicks Owens in the ribs. Jericho slaps Owens. Owens gets Jericho trapped in the Walls of Jericho.

Owens catapults Jericho to the second rope. Owens SuperKicks Jericho in mid-air. Owens goes for the Running Cannonball, but Jericho counters with the Walls of Jericho. Owens finally reaches the bottom rope. Owens ducks a clothesline from Jericho. Owens connects with the Pop Up PowerBomb for a two count. Owens repeatedly slaps Jericho in the face. Jericho responds with the Code Breaker for a two count. Owens lands a thrust kick to the knee of Jericho. Owens plants Jericho with the Pop Up PowerBomb on the ring apron to pickup the victory.

Winner: New WWE United States Champion, Kevin Owens via Pinfall 

Third Match: Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks in a Fatal Four Way Elimination Match For The WWE Raw Women’s Championship 

Nia drives Charlotte back first into the turnbuckles. Nia HeadButts Sasha. Charlotte locks in a Sleeper Hold on Nia. Nia bodyslams Charlotte. Nia follows that with a Trifecta Body Avalanche. Nia with a Vertical Splash to Bayley. Charlotte attacks Nia from behind. Charlotte lands a series of knife edge chops. Nia launches Charlotte onto Sasha and Bayley on the outside. Sasha, Charlotte and Bayley are double teaming Nia. Nia kicks Charlotte in the gut. Charlotte Big Boot’s Nia into a Double Belly to Back Suplex from Sasha and Bayley for a two count. Nia tosses Bayley out of the ring. Nia drops Charlotte with the Body Avalanche. Sasha, Bayley and Charlotte plants Nia with the Triple PowerBomb. Nia Jax is officially eliminated.

Charlotte wants to Sasha and Bayley to fight it out in the ring. Charlotte with a knee to the midsection of Bayley. Sasha takes out Bayley with the SomerSault Plancha. Charlotte lands a CorkScrew MoonSault. Charlotte connects with Natural Selection. Sasha responds with the Bank Statement. Sasha counters out of the Figure Eight. Charlotte with a Back Breaker Clothesline for a two count. Charlotte is ripping off the middle turnbuckle pad. Sasha rolls Charlotte over a for a two count. Sasha slaps Charlotte chest. Sasha with a Tilt-A-Whirl Head Scissors TakeOver to Charlotte. Sasha follows that with a Double Knee Strike. Sasha with a Flying Double Knee Strike for a two count. Sasha gets Charlotte trapped in the Bank Statement.

Charlotte catapults Sasha face first to the exposed steel in the corner. Sasha Banks is officially eliminated. We’re down to Charlotte and Bayley. Charlotte drives Bayley sternum first to the exposed turnbuckle. Charlotte goes for a MoonSault, but Bayley ducks out of the way. Bayley with the lateral press for a two count. Charlotte locks in the Figure Eight. Bayley crawls to the bottom rope to create separation. Charlotte gets Bayley tied in the tree of woe. Charlotte is putting pressure to the right knee of Bayley. Bayley connects with an Desperation Back Body Drop. Bayley follows that with a Flying Elbow Drop to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still WWE Raw Women’s Champion, Bayley via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson (c) vs. Sheamus & Cesaro vs. Enzo & Big Cass vs. The Hardy Boyz in a Fatal Four Way Ladder Match For The WWE Raw Tag Team Championship 

The match is underway. Haymakers are being thrown. Matt repeatedly bounces Anderson’s head on the top turnbuckle. Sheamus uppercuts Cass. The Hardy delivers Back to Back Poetry in Motions to The Club. Double Back Elbow Strike to Enzo. They follow that with a Double Suplex to Cass. Jeff takes out Sheamus and Cesaro with the Whisper in The Wind. Matt rolls a ladder into the ring. Matt knocks Sheamus, Enzo and Cesaro off the ring apron. The Club hits Jeff Hardy with a Ladder. Anderson starts climbing up the ladder. Sheamus and Cesaro gets in the way of Anderson. Cesaro with a Flying Double Stomp to Anderson.

Sheamus follows that with a Running Senton. Cass drops Sheamus with a Big Boot. Cass knocks Cesaro off the ring apron. Enzo with the Eat Defeat to Cesaro. Cass lands a Big Boot to Jeff Hardy in mid-air. Enzo and Cass rolls three ladders into the ring. Enzo takes out Gallows with the Rocket Launcher. Cesaro with a Running Uppercut to Enzo. Sheamus with the Ten Beats to the chest of Gallows. Cesaro connects with the Cesaro Swing. Sheamus plants Anderson with a PowerSlam. Cesaro follows that with a 619 to Gallows. Cass delivers a Big Boot that sends Cesaro crashing to the outside. Cass launches Enzo onto Matt Hardy and Cesaro.

Jeff with a Over Head Kick to Cass. Sheamus lands a Brogue Kick that knocks Jeff off the ring apron. Sheamus and Gallows are trading back and forth shots on the ladder. Enzo knocks Sheamus and Gallows off the ladder. Sheamus and Gallows PowerBombs Cass on the ladder. Sheamus Brogue Kicks Cass. Anderson rakes the eyes of Enzo. Anderson throws Enzo into a European Uppercut from Cesaro. Sheamus and Cesaro goes for the Double High Cross, but Gallows gets in the way. The Club plants Cesaro with the Magic Killer. Matt with an Avalanche Twist of Fate to Anderson. Jeff follows that with a Swanton Bomb to Sheamus and Cesaro through the ladder. Matt procures the tag team titles to pickup the victory.

Winner: New WWE Raw Tag Team Champions, The Hardy Boyz 

Fifth Match: The Miz & Maryse vs. John Cena & Nikki Bella 

Nikki and Maryse will start things off.  Maryse tags in Miz. Miz poses for the crowd. Miz is stalling on the outside. Cena chases Miz around the ringside area. Miz repeatedly stomps on Cena’s chest. Miz with a Right Hand to Cena. Maryse slaps Cena behind the referee’s back. Miz taunts Nikki. Miz is teeing off on Cena in the corner. Miz connects with the Awesome Clothesline. Miz with a Running Boot across the jaw of Cena. Cena is having a hard time getting back on his feet. Cena side steps Miz into the turnbuckles. Maryse knocks Nikki off the ring apron.

Miz with a Swinging Neck Breaker for a two count. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment, but Miz counters with a DDT for a two count. Miz lands a series of IT Kicks. Nikki slaps Miz. Cena launches Miz out of the ring. Maryse and Nikki are tagged in. Nikki Spears Maryse. Nikki goes into a ground and pound attack. Nikki takes out Miz with the Suicide Dive.

Nikki rolls Maryse back into the ring. Nikki decks Maryse with a Massive Forearm Smash. Cena with the Spinning Side Slam to Miz. Nikki and Cena with the Ten Knuckle Shuffle. They follow that with the Attitude Adjustment/Rack Attack 2.0 to pickup the victory. After the match, Cena talks about Nikki’s long journey back to the ring. Cena proposes to Nikki. John Cena and Nikki are officially engaged.

Winner: John Cena & Nikki Bella via Pinfall 

Sixth Match: Triple H w/Stephanie McMahon vs. Seth Rollins in a Non-Sanctioned Match 

Rollins and HHH are engaging in rockers punches. Rollins continues to tee off on HHH. Rollins ducks a clothesline from HHH. Rollins dropkicks HHH out of the ring. Rollins whips HHH face first to the steel ring post. HHH connects with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Rollins clotheslines HHH over to the ringside barricade. Rollins and HHH are brawling in the crowd. Rollins with a Back Body Drop to HHH. Rollins lands a Flying Clothesline off the barricade. Rollins glances at Stephanie. Rollins goes for the SpringBoard Clothesline, but HHH blocks it. Rollins drops HHH with a leaping enziguri. Rollins dishes out Back to Back Suicide Dives. Rollins bounces HHH’s head on the german announce table. Rollins goes for a Pedigree, but HHH counters with a DDT.

HHH is applying pressure to the injured knee of Rollins. HHH with a Flying Knee Drop to the back of Rollins knee. HHH tosses Rollins back into the ring. HHH chop blocks Rollins. Back to Back Elbow Drops to the knee of Rollins. HHH applies a Knee Bar. Rollins is trying to create separation. HHH lands a series of knife edge chops. Rollins and HHH are trading back and forth shots. Rollins with a FlatLiner that sends HHH face first to the middle turnbuckle. Rollins HeadButts HHH. Rollins goes for the Sunset Flip PowerBomb, but his right knee gives out. Rollins misses on the Buckle Bomb. Stephanie is talking smack to Rollins. HHH fights out of the Pedigree Position. Rollins connects with a Buckle Bomb. Rollins launches HHH out of the ring.

Rollins ascends to the top turnbuckle. Rollins with a Flying Crossbody Block off the steel ring post. Rollins rams HHH face across the ring post. Rollins brings two steel chairs into the ring. Rollins is setting up a table in the ringside area. Rollins with a Frog Splash for a two count. HHH responds with a SpineBuster for a two count. HHH wraps a steel chair around Rollins knee. HHH goes for another Flying Knee Drop, but Rollins ducks out of the way. Rollins connects with a SuperPlex. Rollins follows that with a Falcon Arrow for a two count. Stephanie drives Rollins knee to the top rope. HHH applies an Inverted Indian Death Lock. Rollins transitions into a Crippler Cross Face. HHH hits Rollins knee with the steel chair. Rollins is desperately trying to fight out of the Indian Death Lock.

HHH has a sledgehammer in his hand. Rollins kicks HHH in the jaw. HHH responds with a Inside Out Lariat. Rollins drops HHH with another enziguri. Stephanie snatches the sledgehammer away from Rollins. HHH plants Rollins with the Pedigree for a two count. HHH goes for an Avalanche Pedigree, but Rollins counters with a Back Body Drop. Rollins lands a Phoenix Splash for a two count. Rollins and HHH are unable to deliver the Pedigree. HHH clips the knee of Rollins. Stephanie distracts Rollins. Rollins SuperKicks HHH. HHH accidentally sends Stephanie crashing through a table. Rollins plants HHH to pickup the victory.

Winner: Seth Rollins via Pinfall 

Seventh Match: Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Randy Orton For The WWE Championship 

Orton starts things off with a ground and pound attack. Orton connects with a PowerSlam. Orton goes for the RKO, but Bray rolls himself out of the ring. Orton and Bray are trading back and forth strikes in the ringside area. Bray runs through Orton with a shoulder block. We see a projected screen of worms in the center of the ring. Orton is trying to regain his composure on the outside. Orton ducks a clothesline from Bray. Bray with a Running Crosbody Block to Orton. Bray sends Orton to the ring apron.

Bray lands a clubbing blow to the back of Orton. Bray delivers a Body Avalanche in the corner. Bray continues to play mind games with Orton. Bray starts forearming the back of Orton’s head. Orton goes for the RKO, but Bray counters with the Uranage Slam. Bray follows that with a Running Senton for a two count. Orton rolls Bray over for a two count. Bray clotheslines Orton. Bray goes for a Flying Clothesline, but Orton counters with a dropkick in mid-air.

Bray drives Orton back first to the ring apron. Bray with the Sister Abigail into the ringside barricade. Bray rolls Orton back into the ring at the count of eight. Orton drops Bray with an Desperation RKO on the floor. Orton hooks the leg, but Bray kicks out at two. Orton goes for the Punt, but Bray ducks out of the way. Orton connects with a back breaker. Orton follows that with the IEDDT. Orton goes for the RKO, but Bray counters with the Sister Abigail for a two count. Bray does his spider walk. We see a projection of cockroaches. Orton plants Bray with the RKO to pickup the victory.

Winner: New WWE Champion, Randy Orton via Pinfall 

Eight Match:  Goldberg (c) vs. Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman For The WWE Universal Championship 

Brock quickly delivers Three Consecutive German Suplex’s. Goldberg responds with Two Spears. Brock is trying to regain his composure on the outside. Goldberg Spears Brock through the ringside barricade. Goldberg drives his knee to the midsection of Brock. Goldberg goes for the Jack Hammer, but Brock blocks it.

Goldberg slips out of the F5 position. Goldberg dishes out another Spear. Goldberg plants Brock with the Jack Hammer for a two count. Goldberg goes for his fifth Spear of the match, but Brock leapfrogs over Goldberg. Brock brings Goldberg to Suplex City. Brock plants Goldberg with the F5 to pickup the victory.

Winner: New WWE Universal Champion, Brock Lesnar via Pinfall 

Ninth Match: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Naomi vs. Carmella vs. Mickie James vs. Natalya in a Six-Pack Challenge For The WWE SmackDown Live Women’s Championship 

A pier six brawl ensues immediately after the bell rings. Naomi with a Hurricanrana to Natalya. Mickie connects with a neck breaker. Carmella tosses Naomi out of the ring. Becky drops Carmella with the BexPloder Suplex. Bliss and Natalya flattens Naomi with a Double Vertical Suplex. Mickie dishes out a flurry of forearms to Becky. Becky with a SpringBoard Thrust Kick that knocks Mickie off the ring apron. Becky is distracted by James Ellsworth. Carmella lands a Leg Scissors Takedown for a two count. Bliss and Carmella are arguing with each other. Bliss with the STO to Carmella. Bliss kicks Carmella in the back. Bliss follows that with a DDT to Natalya for a two count.

Carmella with a thrust kick to the midsection of Mickie. Becky fires up with a series of running clotheslines. Becky dropkicks Natalya. Becky delivers a Straight Fire Forearm. Ellsworth goes for No Chin Music, but Becky counters with a BexPloder Suplex. Mickie from behind lands a Flying Seated Senton for a two count. Bliss is picking her spots. Naomi with a Double Sunset Flip for a two count. Natalya goes for the SharpShooter, but Carmella rolls her over for a two count.

Natalya gets Carmella and Naomi trapped in the Double SharpShooter. Mickie drops Natalya with the Mick Kick. Becky follows that with a Flying Leg Drop. Mickie plants Becky with a DDT for a two count. Carmella SuperKicks Mickie for a two count. Bliss continues to get in the way of every pin attempt. Naomi with Rear View to Bliss. Naomi takes out everybody with a SlingShot Crossbody Block. Naomi runs into a right hand from Bliss. Naomi locks in the Feel The Glow which forces Bliss to tap out.

Winner: New WWE SmackDown Live Women’s Champion, Naomi via Submission 

Tenth Match: Roman Reigns vs. The Undertaker in a No Holds Barred Match 

Taker is unloading on Reigns in the corner. Taker launches Reigns out of the ring. Taker says that this is his yard. Taker is dominating the early stages of the match. Reigns is stalling on the outside. Reigns whips Taker face off the top rope. Taker responds with a thunderous right hand. Reigns clotheslines Taker over the top rope. Taker drags Reigns out of the ring. Taker HeadButts Reigns. Taker whips Reigns shoulder first to the steel ring steps. Reigns connects with a Samoan Drop. Reigns kicks Taker in the ribs. Reigns dishes out a HeadButt to Taker. Taker with a perfectly placed right hand across the jaw of Reigns. Reigns sends Taker face first to the steel ring post.

Reigns drops Taker with the Drive By. Reigns and Taker are trading back and forth shots. Reigns kicks Taker in the chest. More strikes to Reigns in the corner. Taker with a Body Avalanche to Reigns. Taker drops Reigns with the Snake Eyes. Taker follows that with a Leg Drop for a two count. Reigns goes for a Drive By, but Taker counters with a big haymaker. Taker ChokeSlams Reigns on the German Announce Table. Taker goes for the TombStone, but Reigns Spears him through the Spanish Announce Table. Reigns putting the boots to Taker.

Reigns with clobbering corner clotheslines. Reigns transitions into the Corner Mount. Taker connects with the Last Ride for a two count. Taker drops Reigns with a Big Boot. Taker with multiple chair shots to the back of Reigns. Reigns heads to the outside. Reigns delivers two SuperMan Punches. Taker ChokeSlams Reigns on the steel chair for a two count. Taker plants Reigns with the TombStone for a two count. Reigns backs gives out. Reigns decks Taker with the SuperMan Punch for a two count. Reigns Spears Taker. Taker responds with The Hells Gate Submission Hold. Reigns repeatedly hits Taker in the back with the steel chair. Reigns finished off Taker with 3 more Spears to pickup the victory.

Winner: Roman Reigns via Pinfall 

Author: Josh Lopez