June 15, 2017
Sony Six Studios Stage 7
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: Suicide vs. Matt Sydal vs. KM vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Swoggle vs. Rockstar Spud vs. Davey Richards vs. Moose in a Sony Six Studios Gauntlet Battle Royal
Suicide and Sydal starts things off. Sydal lands a deep arm-drag. Suicide applies a side headlock. Suicide drops Sydal with a shoulder tackle. Sydal leapfrogs over Suicide. Sydal monkey flips Suicide to the other side of the ring. Sydal tries to dump Suicide to the outside. Suicide connects with a hurricanranana. Suicide plants Sydal with a Back Suplex. Suicide with a running boot to the jaw of Sydal. Sydal responds with a spinning heel kick. Davey Richards is the next entrant. Richards with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip to Sydal. Richards clotheslines Sydal. Richards talks smack to the Mumbai Crowd. Richards with a Belly to Back Suplex to Suicide. Sydal ducks a right hand from Richards. Sydal with a Hurricanrana that sends Richards to the corner. Suicide lands a knife edge chop across the chest of Richards. Richards drops Suicide with a running knee strike. KM is the next entrant. KM starts stomping on the chest of Suicide. Sydal plants KM and Richards with a Neck/Back Breaker Combination. Suicide lights up KM’s chest in the corner. Suicide lowers the top rope which sends KM to the ring apron. Swoggle is next entrant. Richards with a Basement Dropkick which sends Suicide to the outside. Suicide is officially eliminated.
Swoggle tries to knife edge chop Richards and KM, but neither men are selling the effects. KM drops Swoggle with a Big Boot. Sydal with a Double Stomp to KM. Swoggle with a serious of palm strikes to Richards. Eddie Edwards is the next entrant. Edwards immediately goes into a ground and pound attack. Edwards with a running crossbody that sends both of them to the outside. Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards are officially eliminated. Rockstar Spud is the next entrant. Sydal with a kick to the thigh of Spud. Swoggle starts kicking Spud in the corner. Swoggle shoves Spud to the canvas. Spud attacks Swoggle from behind. Spud whips Swoggle back first into the turnbuckles. Sydal tries to eliminate KM. Spud chokes Swoggle with his boot. Kongo Kong is the next entrant. Sydal goes for a Springboard Crossbody, but Kong swats Sydal away in mid-air. Sydal with a enziguri from the ring apron. Kong with a shoulder block that knocks Sydal off the ring apron. Matt Sydal is officially eliminated. Kongo is standing behind Spud. Kong tosses Spud out of the ring. Rockstar Spud is officially eliminated. Moose is the next entrant. Swoggle is fighting to avoid elimination.
Spud irish whips Swoggle face first into the steel ring post. Swoggle is officially eliminated. Moose ducks a clothesline from KM. Moose HeadButts Kong. Moose with a Springboard Crossbody to KM. Moose follows that with a Stinger Splash. Kong attacks Moose from behind. Kong and KM tosses Moose out of the ring. Moose is officially eliminated. Mahabali Shera is the final entrant. Shera clotheslines KM. Kong is choking Shera in the corner. Kong connects with the Stinger Splash. Shera lowers the top rope which sends Kong tumbling to the outside. Kongo Kong is officially eliminated. KM kicks Shera in the gut. KM with a clubbing blow to the back of Shera. KM chokes Shera with his boot in the corner. KM bodyslams Shera. KM with a Slingshot Splash for a two count. Shera plants KM with the Shera Adjustment. Shera with a series of clotheslines to KM. Shera goes for the Sky High, but KM blocks it. KM goes for a Pumphandle Slam, but Shera gets back on his feet. Shera connects with the Sky High to pickup the victory.
Winner: Mahabali Shera via Pinfall
– It was announced that Alisha & Eddie Edwards will take on Angelina Love & Davey Richards in a Mixed Tag Team Full Metal Mayhem Match at Slammiversary.
– Free Agent NFL RB DeAngelo Williams is officially training for his upcoming match at Slammiversary.
Jeremy Borash & Joseph Parks Training Segments:
Ethan Carter III In-Ring Segment:
Hello, India. His name is EC3. He has a translator here so that he can tell the fans in attendance that his -great-grandfather was born in Calcutta, so not only are they with him, but he’s with them. India is a land of rich cultural history, and together, Impact Wrestling and India are making history! He’s already rich, which 99.99% of them will never be, there’s no culture here in this third-world hellhole, and he’s not here to make history, he’s here to destroy it.
EC3 came here to find peace and zen, but all he found was despair, so Impact and India deserve each other because the people back home are worthless, incompetent, poor, and covered with refuse, just like India, but in that refuse is one guiding light, his name is EC3. He’s the best there, the best here, and in a country of 1.3 billion, he’s sure as hell the best guy anywhere.
The translator doesn’t want to translate that one, so EC3 yells at him to say it. Just like Impact Wrestling, the translator has been insubordinate, and he will be punished. EC3 hits him with the microphone, then takes his belt out of his jeans and whips him with it. James Storms comes down to the ring and tries to get his hands on EC3.
– We see Rockstar Spud and Swoggle arguing with each other in Catering. Swoggle shoves Spud head into a bowl of soup. Spud starts chasing Swoggle.
Second Match: Josh Mathews vs. Sandeep Khan
Khan applies a side headlock. Mathews responds with a Hip Toss. Mathews poses on the top turnbuckle. Mathews with a drop toe hold then proceeds to grapple around Khan. Khan responds with two back to back arm-drags. Mathews shoves Khan. Mathews is showing frustration. Mathews with a low blow to Khan. Mathews follows that with a knee lift. Mathews connects with the Swanton Bomb.
Mathews gets Khan in the Steiner Recliner which forces Khan to tap out. Mathews won’t let go of the hold, but Mahabali Shera comes down to the ring to make the save. Mathews begs for mercy. Shera blocks a right hand from Mathews. Bobby Lashley comes down to the ring to attack Shera. Mathews gets Shera in the Steiner Recliner. Alberto El Patron storms down to the six sided ring , but Bobby Lashley immediately heads to the backstage area.
Winner: Josh Mathews via Submission
– Ethan Carter & Bobby Lashley will take on Alberto El Patron & James Storm on next weeks edition of Impact Wrestling.
Third Match: Trevor Lee vs. Braxton Sutter w/Allie
Lee attacks Sutter from behind before the bell rings. Lee tosses Sutter out of the ring. Lee rolls Sutter back into the ring. Lee connects with a German Suplex for a two count. Lee is choking Sutter with his boot in the corner. Lee repeatedly stomps on the chest of Sutter. Lee is talking smack to Allie. Sutter from behind lands a massive forearm smash. Sutter connects with a knife edge chop.
Sutter and Lee trades back and forth shots. Sutter connects with the PowerSlam. Sutter follows that with a boot to the jaw. Sutter plants Lee with The Nemesis Enforcer to pickup the victory. After the match, Sienna and Laurel Van Ness appears on the stage. Sienna questions Allie’s humble demeanor. Sienna challenges Allie and Rosemary to a tag team match for next weeks Impact Wrestling.
Winner: Braxton Sutter via Pinfall
Low Ki Promo:
Eli Drake, Chris Adonis and Moose Segment:
Fourth Match: Low Ki (c) vs. Sonjay Dutt for the Impact X-Division Championship
Low Ki and Sonjay goes into the collar and elbow tie up. Low Ki drives Sonjay to the corner. Low Ki lands a right hand to the gut of Sonjay. Low Ki is raking the eyes of Sonjay. Low Ki is talking smack to Sonjay. Sonjay ducks a clothesline from Low Ki. Sonjay connects with the Hurricanrana. Sonjay applies an arm-bar. Sonjay transitions into a wrist lock. Sonjay dodges a knife edge chop from Low Ki. Low Ki drops Sonjay with a back elbow. Low Ki HeadButts Sonjay. Low Ki goes for a Basement Dropkick, but Sonjay ducks out of the way. Sonjay with a Basement Dropkick that sends Low Ki to the outside.
Low Ki rams Sonjay back first to the barricade. Low Ki tosses Sonjay into the crowd. The battle spills to the stands in the Sony Six Studios. Sonjay connects with a thrust kick. Sonjay launches Low Ki face first into the ring apron. Sonjay drops Low Ki with a Moonsault off the stands. Low Ki plants Sonjay back first onto the steel ring steps. Low Ki applies a waist lock. Sonjay gets back to a vertical base. Low Ki connects with a running axe handle for a two count. Low Ki transitions into an Abdominal Stretch.
Sonjay connects with the Bicycle Kick. Sonjay plants Low Ki with a Springboard Russian Leg Sweep. Both men are struggling to get back on their feet. Sonjay with a Basement Dropkick for a two count. Sonjay goes for a Tornado DDT, but Low Ki blocks it. Low Ki with a Springboard Leg Lariat for a two count. Low Ki goes for the Warriors Way, but Sonjay counters with a Standing Enziguri. Both men are battling for position on the top turnbuckle. Sonjay with a roll through palm strike. Sonjay connects with the SuperPlex for a two count. Low Ki connects with a Double Stomp. Sonjay responds with a Tornado DDT. Sonjay with a Flying Splash to pickup the victory.
Winner: New Impact X-Division Champion, Sonjay Dutt via Pinfall
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