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WWE RAW Results – May 29, 2017

   May 29, 2017

WWE RAW
May 29, 2017
Bon Secours Wellness Arena
Greenville, South Carolina

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

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– John Cena provides a pre-recorded monologue about Memorial Day.

Miz TV with Special Guest: Sheamus, Cesaro, Dean Ambrose and The Hardy Boyz 

Welcome to the most must see WWE talk show in history, Miz TV. The IT Couple is feeling, really good. This Sunday, Miz gets his hands on Dean Ambrose. He doesn’t want Greville to cheer for Ambrose. He’s a lying, backstabbing thief who stole his Intercontinental Championship. Miz had his opportunity to regain his throne, but Ambrose got himself intentionally disqualified. Miz went on to do same thing anybody else would’ve done and demanded a rematch. Miz didn’t just want any match. Miz calls Ambrose a perpetual rule breaker. We see a clip of Ambrose’s match with Elias Samson from last week’s RAW. If Ambrose gets disqualified at Extreme Rules, Miz will become the seven time Intercontinental Champion.

Miz brings out his guest for Miz TV, Sheamus and Cesaro. Miz says that there’s no other WWE Superstars besides himself have worked harder than Sheamus and Cesaro. They fight, scratch and crawled to get their opportunities. Sheamus and Cesaro were supposed to reach their goal at WrestleMania, but The Hardy’s had to come in and steal their spotlight. Cesaro says it’s a shameful thing. Sheamus is upset with the fact the WWE Universe turn their back on Cesaro. The WWE Universe are fickle. Sheamus and Cesaro are going to break the new toy and recapture their RAW Tag Team Titles.

They’ve all been victimized by the WWE Universe recently. When Miz’s hand goes up, your mouth goes shut. Miz elevated the IC Title, but Ambrose dragged it back down to the trash bin he came from. After Extreme Rules, The Miz Intercontinental Championship Comeback World Tour will be back in full gear. Dean Ambrose comes out to interrupt The Miz. Ambrose admits that he doesn’t always make the right decisions. Somebody needed to come out here and shut Miz’s mouth. Miz points out the fact that there’s a big numbers game against Ambrose right now. Miz asks Ambrose if he’s stupid. Ambrose brings out The Hardy Boyz. A Donnie Brooke ensues. Miz rolls out of the ring. We have ourself a six-man tag team match, next.

First Match: The Miz, Sheamus and Cesaro w/Maryse vs. Dean Ambrose & The Hardy Boyz 

Matt and Cesaro starts things off. Matt applies a wrist lock and tags in Jeff. The Hardy’s with double elbow strike to Cesaro. Jeff with a leg drop for a two count. Jeff dropkicks the back of Cesaro. Jeff immediately tags in Matt. Matt with a flying elbow to the wrist of Cesaro. Sheamus distracts Matt. Cesaro uppercuts Matt. Cesaro tags in Miz. Cesaro and Miz stomps on Matt’s chest. Miz tags in Sheamus. Matt is being isolated in the corner. Sheamus with a short-arm clothesline for a two count. Sheamus applies a rear chin lock. Sheamus lands a knee strike. Sheamus connects with the Ten Beats To The Chest of Matt. Sheamus tags in Cesaro. Cesaro clotheslines Matt back into the ring. Cesaro with a Springboard Splash for a two count. Cesaro with a big boot that knocks Matt off the ring apron. Matt with a back bodydrop to Cesaro. Matt tags in Ambrose. Ambrose lands a series of running clotheslines. Ambrose knocks Miz off the ring apron.

Ambrose with a slingshot crossbody onto Miz on the outside. Ambrose dives over Cesaro. Ambrose goes for the Dirty Deeds, but Cesaro blocks it. Sheamus makes a blind tag. Sheamus goes for the Brouge Kick, but Ambrose ducks out of the way. Ambrose clotheslines Sheamus over the top rope. Ambrose goes for the suicide dive, but Cesaro drags Ambrose out of the ring. Jeff connects with the basement dropkick. Ambrose with a Swinging Neck Breaker to Sheamus. Ambrose ascends to the top rope. Miz distracts Ambrose. Sheamus with a high knee strike that sends Ambrose crashing to the outside. Coming out of the commercial breaks. Miz lands a series of YES Kicks to the chest of Ambrose. Miz goes for the leg lariat, but Ambrose counters with a rollup for a two count. Miz responds with a big boot for a two count. Miz tags in Cesaro. Cesaro with a right hand to the gut of Ambrose. Cesaro goes for the European Uppercut, but Ambrose launches Cesaro to the outside.

Miz knocks Jeff Hardy off the ring apron. Matt goes after Miz. Cesaro tags in Sheamus. They double team Ambrose in the corner. Sheamus connects with the White Noise for a two count. Sheamus with a shoulder block to Ambrose in the corner. Sheamus places Ambrose on the top rope. Sheamus goes for the White Noise off the second rope, but Ambrose headbutts Sheamus back to the canvas. Ambrose with a flying elbow drop to Sheamus. Cesaro is tagged in. Ambrose drops Cesaro with the Lunatic Lariat. Miz and Jeff are tagged in. Jeff with a running axe handle to Miz. Jeff follows that with the atomic drop and falling basement dropkick. Matt is tagged in. Matt with a corner clothesline to Miz. The Hardy’s connects with the Poetry of Motion. Cesaro with an uppercut to Jeff. Ambrose plants Cesaro with the Dirty Deeds. Ambrose lays out Sheamus with the suicide dive. Matt with the Twist of Fate to Miz. Matt tags in Jeff which allows him to hit the Swanton Bomb to pickup the victory.

Winner: Dean Ambrose and The Hardy Boyz via Pinfall 

Kurt Angle and Cory Graves Backstage Segment: 

Second Match: Elias Samson vs. Zac Evans 

Samson and Evans goes into the collar and elbow tie up. Samson drives his knee to the midsection of Evans. Samson connects with a high towering slam. Evans lands a series of knife edge chops. Samson headbutts Evans. Samson follows that with a clothesline.

Samson goes into a ground and pound attack. Samson repeatedly bounces Evans head on the ring apron. Samson is ramming Evans back on the steel ring post. Samson with a running boot to the face of Evans. Samson lands even more right hands. Samson talks smack to the Greenville crowd. Samson with the Drifter Slam to pickup the victory.

Winner: Elias Samson via Pinfall 

Third Match: Finn Balor vs. Samoa Joe vs. Bray Wyatt 

Bray rolls out of the ring immediately after the bell rings. Balor attacks Joe from behind. Joe with a series of jabs to Balor. Joe rams his knee to the midsection of Balor. Joe lands a knife edge chop. Balor with a enziguri from the ring apron. Bray is applauding Balor from the outside. Joe drags Bray into the ring. Balor and Bray are trading shots. Bray kicks Balor in the chest. Balor with a roundhouse kick to the midsection of Bray. Balor lands a back elbow to the gut of Bray. Balor with a Standing Enziguri for a two count as Joe breaks up the pin attempt. Joe connects with a couple of Maui Thai Strikes to Balor. Bray tosses Balor out of the ring. Bray charges Joe in the corner. Balor attacks Bray from behind. Balor stomps on Bray’s chest in the corner. Balor and Bray runs the ropes. Bray drops Balor with a running shoulder block. Bray lands a right hand to the jaw of Balor. Bray uppercuts Balor in the corner. Bray places Balor on the top rope. Balor shortly fights back. Joe dumps Bray out of the ring. Joe with another vicious knife edge chop to Balor. Joe and Balor battle for position on the top rope. Bray plants Joe and Balor with the Tower of Doom. Joe rolls out of the ring.

Bray goes for the Sister Abigail, but Joe counters with the Coquina Clutch. Balor with a boot to the face of Joe. Balor repeatedly stomps on the chest of Joe. Balor connects with a Somersault Plancha onto Bray and Joe on the outside. Bray and Joe are double teaming Balor in the corner. Balor is dropped by a double clothesline. Balor is struggling to get back on his feet. Bray is using the top rope to apply pressure to the neck of Balor. Joe lands a couple of jabs in the process. Balor tries to create separation, but Bray immediately knocks him down. Joe with a Body Avalanche to Balor. Bray follows that with a Corner Splash. Balor is firing up with a series of forearms. Joe with a inverted atomic drop to Balor. Joe connects with the flying senton. Bray with a senton of his own onto Balor. Joe goes for another senton, but Bray drops him with a big lariat.

Bray goes for the Uranage Slam, but Balor blocks it. Balor with the Pele Kick to Bray. Balor with a series of running axe handles to Bray. Balor with a basement dropkick to Bray. Joe clotheslines Balor. Joe lays out Bray in the corner with the standing enziguri. Balor tosses Joe out of the ring apron. Balor with a baseball slide dropkick to Joe. Balor follows that up with a Punt Kick from the ring apron. Balor with a Running Basement Dropkick that drives Bray back first into the ringside barricade. Balor rolls Joe back into the ring. Balor lands a knife edge chop across the chest of Joe. Joe responds with a Snap Uranage Slam out of the corner. Joe goes for the Coquina Clutch, but Balor immediately escapes. Balor with a double stomp to the chest of Joe. Bray goes for the Sister Abigail, but Balor blocks it again. Balor lands another double stomp to the chest of Bray. Balor goes for the Slingblade, but Joe counters with a over the head belly to belly suplex. Bray does his spiderwalk out of the corner. Bray plants Joe with the Sister Abigail. Balor with a dropkick that sends Bray back first into the turnbuckles. Balor connects with the Coupe De Grace to Bray. Joe tosses Balor out of the ring and scores the pinfall over Bray Wyatt.

Winner: Samoa Joe via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: Noam Dar w/Alicia Fox vs. Rich Swann w/Sasha Banks 

Dar attacks Swann from behind immediately after the bell rings. Dar bounces Swann head on the top turnbuckle. Dar kicks Swann in the gut. Swann dives over Dar. Dar responds with an arm-ringer. Dar with the cover for a one count. Dar stomps on Swann’s wrist. Dar continues to work on the wrist of Swann. Dar kicks Swann in the chest.

Dar is mauling Swann in the corner. Swann lands a back elbow in the corner. Swann with a drop toe hold that sends Dar face first to the second rope. Swann with a leaping clothesline to Dar. Swann follows that up with a RoundHouse Kick. Swann connects with the Hangover for a two count. Swann ascends to the top rope. Alicia Fox hops on the ring apron to distract Swann. Sasha Banks knocks Fox off the ring apron. Swann connects with the Phoenix Splash to pickup the victory.

Winner: Rich Swann via Pinfall 

The Revival Backstage Promo: 

Fifth Match: Kalisto vs. Titus O’Neil w/Apollo Crews 

Titus shoves Kalisto to the ropes. Kalisto with a spinning heel kick to Titus. Kalisto dives over Titus. Kalisto dropkicks Titus in the back. Kalisto connects with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors. Titus with a boot to the face of Kalisto. Kalisto goes for the Salida Del Sol, but Titus counters with a rollup with a hand full of tights to pickup the victory.

Winner: Titus O’Neil via Pinfall 

Bayley: This Your Life Presented By, Alexa Bliss 

Bliss defends her title on Sunday in a Kendo Stick on a Pole Match. Her opponent is everyone’s favorite human sock puppet, Bayley. The person who gets the kendo stick will be allowed to use the kendo stick. Bayley is going to hug the kendo stick, but we know she won’t hit anyone with it. Bayley couldn’t pull the trigger last week. With Bliss being the goddess of the WWE, if she really wanted to understand Bayley, she had to dig deep into Bayley’s past. What did she find? Bayley, This Is Your Life.  We see Bayley’s first ever doll and she’s had it since she was two years old. Bayley probably still plays with this one. Next we see a trophy for best in sportsmanship. Bayley must have won some scholarships with that one. Bliss looks at Bayley’s yearbook. She was voted Most Likely to Apologize. Bayley has been apologizing her whole life. Bliss wants introduce three important figures in Bayley’s life.

First, Mrs. Flapper, Bayley’s fourth grade teacher. What was Bayley like as a student? Bayley was a nice girl who had perfect attendance. She sat in the front row next to her father. Bayley couldn’t be away from her father that long so Bayley would cry. The next guest is Bayley’s best friend Tracy. Bliss asks Tracy what was it like to be Bayley’s best friend? Bayley was so nice and she says people took advantage of her. Bayley would do other people’s homework and she would take the blame for things. Bliss wanted to know what led to problems between them? Bayley never wanted to hang out with her and she would rather watch Raw or SmackDown.

The final person in the ring is Bayley’s ex-boyfriend, Phil Johnson. Bliss asks Phil what was it like to be Bayley’s boyfriend? He says she was very nice. Bliss asks him about their first date. It was strange because she would bring her father with her. It was also strange because he had feelings for Tracy. She was shocked which led to Tracy and Phil making out. Bliss says that this is Bayley’s life. Bayley comes out and attacks Bliss. Bayley was about to grab the kendo stick, but Bliss attacks Bayley from behind. Bliss hits Bayley in the back with the Kendo Stick

Enzo, Big Cass and Kurt Angle Backstage Segment: 

Sixth Match: Austin Aries & Jack Gallagher vs. Neville & TJP

TJP dabs. Aries drags TJP to the corner and tags in Gallagher. Gallagher with a strike to gut of TJP. Gallagher applies a side headlock. TJP reverses the hold. TJP ducks an elbow from Gallagher. Gallagher applies a front face lock, but TJP drives him to the turnbuckles. TJP tags in Neville. Neville sends Gallagher to the top turnbuckle. Gallagher plays mind games with Neville. Gallagher dropkicks Neville. Gallagher connects with the side headlock takedown. Gallagher tags in Aries. Neville rolls out of the ring. Neville coming out of commercial break bounces Gallagher head on the top turnbuckle. Neville with a snap mare followed by a basement dropkick to the back of the head for a two count.

Neville rams his knee across the face of Gallagher. Neville winces at Aries. Gallagher headbutts the midsection of Neville. Neville is cutting the ring in half. Neville drives Gallagher face to the canvas. Neville stomps on Gallagher’s head. Neville tags in TJP. TJP with a slingshot senton for a two count. TJP applies an arm-bar. TJP transitions into a rear chin lock. TJP cheap shots Aries. TJP is raking the eyes of Gallagher. Gallagher goes for a back suplex, but TJP gets back on his feet. TJP grabs Gallagher by the hair. Gallagher headbutts TJP.

Aries and Neville are tagged in. Aries with a double strike to the head of  Neville. Neville with a spinning heel kick to the midsection of Aries. Aries connects with the Shin Breaker for a two count. Aries goes for the Last Chancery, but Neville immediately escapes. Aries goes for the Discus Five Arm, but TJP trips Aries. Gallagher sends TJP face first into the ring apron. Neville with a Slingshot Crossbody onto Gallagher. Aries connects with the Suicide Dive onto Neville and TJP. Aries goes for the Missile Dropkick, but Neville swats him away. Neville goes for the Red Arrow, but Aries rolls out of the way. Aries gets Neville in the Last Chancery and Neville taps out.

Winner: Austin Aries & Jack Gallagher via Submission 

Goldust & R-Truth Backstage Segment 

Seventh Match: Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins 

Reigns and Rollins goes into the collar and elbow tie up. Rollins transitions into a waist lock. Rollins rolls Reigns up for a two count. Rollins with a standing moonsault for a two count. Reigns rolls out of the ring. Rollins applies a side headlock. Rollins ducks a clothesline from Reigns. Rollins slides under Reigns. Reigns goes for the Samoan Drop, but Rollins gets back on his feet. Reigns drops Rollins with a big right hand. Reigns connects with the Drive By which sends Rollins rib first into the steel ring post. Reigns goes for the Spear, but Rollins counters with a big boot. Rollins clotheslines Reigns over the top rope. Rollins follows that up with a slingshot crossbody. Reigns sends Rollins ribs first into the barricade. Reigns tosses Rollins back into the ring. Reigns whips Rollins back first into the turnbuckles. Reigns is talking smack to Rollins. Reigns with a series of lariats to Rollins in the corner. Reigns with a boot to the jaw of Rollins.

Reigns goes for the SuperMan Punch, but Rollins counters with a thrust kick. Rollins sends Reigns face first to the middle turnbuckle. Rollins connects with the Slingblade. Rollins with a running forearm in the corner. Rollins goes for a suplex, but Reigns blocks it. Rollins tosses Reigns out of the ring. Rollins drops Reigns with the Suicide Dive. Rollins goes for the Springboard Clothesline, but Reigns counters with the SuperMan Punch in mid-air for a two count. Rollins and Reigns runs the ropes. Rollins with a thrust kick to the jaw of Reigns for a two count. Rollins goes back to the top rope. Reigns and Rollins battle for position on the top rope.

Rollins Buckle Bombs Reigns into the Turnbuckles. Reigns immediately explodes out of the corner with the SuperMan Punch. Rollins falls to the outside. Reigns goes for the Drive By, but Rollins side steps Reigns shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Rollins ascends to the second rope. Rollins connects with the Blockbuster for a two count. Rollins follows that up with the Frog Splash for a two count. Rollins goes for the Phoenix Splash, but Reigns ducks out of the way. Reigns with a right hand to Rollins. Rollins responds with an enziguri. Rollins goes for the Kingslayer, but Reigns counters with the Spear to pickup the victory.

Winner: Roman Reigns via Pinfall 

Author: Josh Lopez