IMPACT Wrestling Results (11/24/22): The Thanksgiving Special

IMPACT Wrestling Results 11/24/22
The IMPACT Zone
Orlando, Florida

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Commentary Team (Tom Hannifan, Matthew Rehwoldt, Mike Tenay, Don West, TAZ, Josh Mathews)

Transcription by Josh Lopez

First Match: Alex Shelley vs. Rhino vs. Sheik Abdul Bashir In The 2008 TNA Turkey Bowl 

Shelley and Bashir gangs up on Rhino. Shelley applies The Sleeper Hold. Rhino drives Shelley back first into the steel barricade. Bashir with a straight right hand. Bashir rolls Rhino back into the ring. Bashir goes into the lateral press for a two count. Bashir applies a rear chin lock. Rhino with heavy bodyshots. Shelley with a forearm shot across the back of Rhino. Shelley with a Knee Drop. Bashir follows that with a Running Leg Drop. Shelley goes into the cover for a two count. Bashir starts yelling at Shelley. Bashir with a NeckBreaker for a two count. Bashir has had enough of Shelley’s games. Rhino with rapid fire haymakers.

Shelley kicks the left hamstring of Rhino. Shelley stands on Rhino’s back. Double Vertical Suplex to Rhino. Bashir pulls Shelley off Rhino. Bashir slams Rhino’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Double Irish Whip. Shelley with a flying forearm smash. Bashir with a Corner Meteora. Shelley sweeps out the legs of Rhino. Shelley is choking Rhino with his boot. Bashir reverses out of the irish whip from Shelley. Bashir clotheslines Shelley for a two count. Bashir puts Shelley on the top turnbuckle. Shelley with an Avalanche Inverted Atomic Drop. Bashir shoves Shelley into the turnbuckles. Bashir and Shelley are trading back and forth shots. Rhino clotheslines Bashir. Rhino connects with The GORE to pickup the victory. After the match, Shelley had to rock the turkey suit.

Winner: Rhino via Pinfall 

– We get Thanksgiving greetings from Tom Hannifan, Taylor Wilde, The Major Players, Eddie Edwards, Tasha Steelz and Joe Hendry.

Second Match: Robbie E w/Jay Bradley vs. Grado In The 2016 IMPACT Turkey Bowl 

Robbie with a double leg takedown. Robbie uses the middle rope for leverage for a two count. Grado ducks a clothesline from Robbie. Grado trips Robbie for a two count. Grado gets distracted by Bradley. Short-Arm Reversal by Robbie. Robbie sends Grado into the ropes. Robbie blocks The Sunset Flip. Grado pulls down Robbie’s pants. Robbie rolls Grado over to pickup the victory. After the match, Robbie does cartwheels around the ring as Grado puts on the turkey suit. Grado proceeds to dance in the ring.

Winner: Robbie E via Pinfall 

– We see a clip back from 2013 where there was an in-ring feast with Bobby Roode, Bad Influence, Rockstar Spud, Gail Kim, Lady Tapa, DJ Zema Ion and The Broman’s.

Third Match: Chris Adonis, Caleb Konley, Laurel Van Ness, KM and El Hijo Del Fantasma vs. Eddie Edwards, Richard Justice, Allie, Fallah Bahh and Garza Jr. In A Eli Drake Gravy Train Turkey Trot Match 

Justice and Konley will starts things off. Justice ducks a clothesline from Konley. Justice fires off a series of left jabs. Justice shoves an apple down Konley’s throat. Justice rolls Konley over for a two count. Van Ness hops on Justice back. Allie with a forearm smash to Van Ness. Allie connects with the Body Avalanche. Allie follows that with a Sliding Lariat. Bahh and KM are tagged in. KM goes for a shoulder block, but Bahh stand still. KM kicks Bahh in the gut. KM delivers a big haymaker. KM sends Bahh shoulder first to the steel ring post.

Coming out of the commercial break, KM is trying to wear down Bahh. Bahh with a Running Crossbody Block to KM. Garza tags himself in. Garza rips off his pants. Bahh lands a Samoan Drop. Garza with the lateral press for a two count. Garza goes for a Lucha Libre ArmDrag, but KM counters with a Forearm Smash in mid-air. KM tags in Fantasma. Fantasma with a stiff bodyshot to Garza. Fantasma dropkicks Garza for a two count. Fantasma tags in Adonis. Adonis is putting the boots to Garza. Adonis with a Back Elbow Strike for a two count. Adonis and Konley are double teaming Garza. Konley with a Leaping Knee Drop for a two count. Konley takes a cheap shot at Edwards. KM is choking Garza with his boot. Adonis with a Leg Drop for a two count. Adonis knocks Edwards off the ring apron.

Adonis gets Garza trapped in a Bear Hug. Garza creates distance a jaw breaker. Garza lands a Big Boot. Garza follows that with a HeadButt. Garza makes the hot tag to Edwards. Edwards clears the ring. Edwards with an Inverted Atomic Drop to KM. Edwards decks KM with the Step Up Enzuigiri. Edwards connects with the Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. A pier six brawl ensues in the center of the ring. Edwards sends Fantasma out of the ring.

Edwards takes out Fantasma with the Suicide Dive. Garza lowers the top rope which sends Adonis tumbling to the outside. Justice and Bahh are double teaming KM. Garza with a Hurricanrana that sends KM out of the ring. Konley attacks Garza from behind. Konley leapfrogs over Bahh. Justice sends Konley crashing into Adonis and KM. Allie lays everybody out with a Massive Crossbody Block. Edwards rolls Adonis back into the ring. Adonis connects with the SpineBuster. Adonis goes for the Adonis Lock, but Edwards counters with the Victory Roll to pickup the victory. After the match, a food fight breaks out and Adonis puts on the Turkey Suit.

Winner: Eddie Edwards, Richard Justice, Allie, Fallah Bahh and Garza Jr. via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe vs. Chris Sabin In The 2007 TNA Turkey Bowl

Styles punches Sabin after the bell rings. Joe and Sabin treats Styles like a punching bag. Double Irish Whip. Joe with a Back Body Drop. Sabin clotheslines Styles over the top rope. Sabin rolls out of the hammer throw from Joe. Arm-Drag Exchange. Leg Sweep Exchange. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Styles misfires on the double clothesline. Joe chops Sabin. Sabin with a Spinning Back Kick. Sabin lands The Suicide Dive. Sabin unloads a flurry of right jabs. Styles launches Sabin face first into the top rope. Styles is throwing haymakers at Sabin. Joe with a flurry of right jabs. Joe sweeps out the legs of Styles. Joe with a running elbow smash. Joe with a Spinning Enzuigiri. Styles with a running forearm smash.

Styles follows that with Two Dropkicks. Styles kicks Joe in the gut. Styles with two haymakers. Joe answers a toe kick. Joe continues to dish out repeated jabs. Styles drops down on the canvas. Styles dropkicks Joe. Sabin with a Running Enzuigiri. Sabin goes for The Cradle Shock, but Styles rolls him over for a one count. Styles hits The Styles Clash for a two count. Joe is lighting up Styles chest. Joe sends Styles to the corner. Styles decks Joe with a back elbow smash. Joe catches Styles in mid-air. Joe drops Styles with The Emerald Flowsion for a two count. Sabin with The Rolling Elbow. Sabin with The SpringBoard Tornado DDT. Joe has Sabin perched on the top turnbuckle. Joe and Sabin are trading back and forth shots. Joe with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Sabin crashes down to the floor. Styles ducks a clothesline from Joe. Styles with The Pele Kick. Joe responds with The Uranage Slam. Joe connects with The Muscle Buster to pickup the victory.

Winner: Samoa Joe via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez

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