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AEW Dynamite Results (4/13/22): Minoru Suzuki vs. Samoa Joe

   April 13, 2022

AEW Dynamite
April 13, 2022
UNO Lakefront Arena
New Orleans, Louisiana

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross and Tony Schiavone)

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (15-1) CM Punk vs. (61-30) Pentagon Jr w/Alex Abrahantes 

Quick shoving contest after the bell rings. Cero Miedo. Punk kicks Pentagon in the gut. Chop/Forearm Exchange. Rockers Punches. Punk with a toe kick. Pentagon ducks a clothesline from Punk. Pentagon SuperKicks Punk. Punk with a Spinning Back Kick. Punk blocks a chop from Pentagon. Punk with a forearm smash. Punk with a Lucha Libre Hip Toss. Punk follows that with a basement dropkick for a two count. Punk unloads two knife edge chops. Punk goes for The GTS, but Pentagon counters with The Ankle Lock. Punk sends Pentagon face first into the top turnbuckle pad. Punk with a Rising Knee Strike. Pentagon ducks a clothesline from Punk Pentagon with Two SlingBlades for a two count. Pentagon kicks the left hamstring of Punk. Pentagon dumps Punk out of the ring. Punk avoids The Baseball Slide Dropkick. Punk lands The Suicide Dive. Punk rolls Pentagon back into the ring.

Punk hooks the outside leg for a two count. Pentagon tells Punk to bring it. Pentagon with two overhand chops. Punk answers with clubbing mid-kicks. Punk with a straight right hand. Punk with a Vertical Suplex. Punk applies the single leg crab. Punk stomps on the right hand of Pentagon. Punk whips Pentagon into the turnbuckles. Punk is putting the boots to Pentagon. Pentagon reverses out of the irish whip from Punk. Punk launches Pentagon over the top rope. Pentagon with an Apron Enzuigiri. Pentagon HeadButts Punk. Punk with two haymakers. Punk goes for The SpringBoard FrankenSteiner, but Pentagon lands back on his feet. Punk starts favoring his left knee. Pentagon kicks Punk in the back of the head. Pentagon with a forearm smash. Pentagon sends Punk to the corner. Pentagon repeatedly stomps on Punk’s chest. Pentagon puts Punk on the top turnbuckle.

Punk blocks the overhand chop. Punk with three haymakers. Punk with The Top Rope FrankenSteiner. Punk follows that with a Rising Knee Strike. Pentagon denies The GTS. Punk avoids The Sacrifice. Punk with a fireman’s carry takeover. Punk applies The Anaconda Vice. Pentagon puts his foot on the bottom rope which forces the break. Second Chop/Forearm Exchange. Haymaker Exchange. Pentagon kicks Punk in the gut. Punk denies The Package PileDriver. Punk with a toe kick. Pentagon blocks The PileDriver. Punk drops Pentagon with The Roundhouse Kick. Punk with a SpringBoard Clothesline. Punk with another Rising Knee Strike. Punk follows that with a short-arm clothesline. Punk plays to the crowd. Punk goes for The GTS, but Pentagon lands back on his feet. Punk blocks The Package PileDriver. Pentagon with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Punk blocks The Sacrifice. Rollup Exchange. Punk ducks a clothesline from Pentagon. Pentagon SuperKicks Punk. Punk catches Pentagon in mid-air. Punk connects with The GTS to pickup the victory.

Winner: (16-1) CM Punk via Pinfall 

Second Match: (36-10) The Jurassic Express (c) vs. (5-1) reDRagon For The AEW World Tag Team Championship

Jungle Boy and Bobby Fish will start things off. Fish drives his knee into the midsection of Jungle Boy. Wrist Lock Exchange. Jungle Boy applies a side headlock. Fish whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Jungle Boy drops Fish with a shoulder tackle. Jungle Boy cartwheels over Fish. Jungle Boy ducks a clothesline from Fish. Jungle Boy with a Running Hurricanrana. Jungle Boy dropkicks Fish. Jungle Boy pops back on his feet. Jungle Boy with a forearm smash. Jungle Boy applies a wrist lock. Fish drives his knee into the midsection of Jungle Boy. Fish kicks the left knee of Jungle Boy. Fish with a forearm smash. Fish tags in Kyle. Kyle with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Kyle applies a side headlock. Luchasaurus tags himself in. Jungle Boy whips Kyle across the ring. Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. Luchasaurus leapfrogs over Kyle. Luchasaurus with a Hip Toss. Jungle Boy with a basement dropkick. Luchasaurus kicks Fish off the ring apron. Luchasaurus hooks the outside leg for a one count. Luchasaurus delivers his combination offense. Luchasaurus sends Kyle into the ropes. Kyle kicks Luchasaurus in the face. Kyle dodges The Big Boot. Kyle tags in Fish.

Kyle with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Fish with two hamstring kicks. Fish follows that with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip into the steel barricade. Fish slams Luchasaurus head on the apron. Fish goes into the lateral press for a one count. Fish with a gut punch. Fish tags in Kyle. Fish with combination strikes. Kyle kicks out the legs of Luchasaurus. Kyle applies The Heel Hook. Luchasaurus grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Fish with The Slingshot Senton for a one count. Kyle with two knee lifts. Luchasaurus uses his feet to create separation. Luchasaurus decks Fish with a back elbow smash. Luchasaurus with a sharp knee strike. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy scores two elbow knockdowns. Jungle Boy bodyslams Fish. Jungle Boy thrust kicks the midsection of Kyle. Kyle answers with The Kitchen Sink. Kyle whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Jungle Boy with The Rebound Lariat. Jungle Boy sends Fish tumbling to the floor. Jungle Boy lands Two Suicide Dives. reDRagon regroups on the outside. Luchasaurus with The Apron MoonSault. Luchasaurus rolls Kyle back into the ring. Fish kicks the left knee of Luchasaurus. Jungle Boy responds with The SomerSault Plancha.

Jungle Boy with a shoulder block. Fish runs interference. Kyle with The Dragon Screw Leg Whip on the middle rope. Fish hits The Swinging Arm-Ringer on the apron. Fish rolls Jungle Boy back into the ring. Kyle with an arm-ringer. Kyle applies a hammerlock. Kyle tags in Fish. reDRagon gangs up on Jungle Boy. Double Vertical Suplex for a two count. Jungle Boy with heavy bodyshots. Fish with a toe kick. Fish kicks Jungle Boy in the face. Fish applies a wrist lock. Fish stomps on Jungle Boy’s face. Fish with another Swinging Arm-Ringer. Fish hammers down on the left shoulder of Jungle Boy. Fish tags in Kyle. Jungle Boy with forearm shivers. Jungle Boy with a knife edge chop. Kyle drops Jungle Boy with a double leg takedown. Kyle transitions into a ground and pound attack. Kyle kicks Jungle Boy in the back. Kyle applies a wrist lock. Jungle Boy with two forearm smashes. Following a snap mare takeover, Kyle applies a top wrist lock. Kyle transitions into The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Jungle Boy rolls Kyle over for a two count. Kyle grabs the left shoulder of Jungle Boy. Kyle with a knee lift. Jungle Boy with a Rebound Arm-Drag. Jungle Boy rolls under a clothesline from Kyle. Luchasaurus and Fish are tagged in.

Luchasaurus with a double shoulder tackle. Luchasaurus is throwing haymakers at reDRagon. Luchasaurus drops Fish with The Big Boot. Luchasaurus launches Kyle to the corner. Luchasaurus with Four Running Hip Attacks. Kyle inadvertently kicks Fish in the face. Luchasaurus with a Release German Suplex. Luchasaurus dodges The PK. Luchasaurus delivers The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus teep kicks Kyle into the ropes. Kyle with a Rebound Lariat. Luchasaurus with a double clothesline. Luchasaurus follows that with a Double Chokeslam. Luchasaurus with The Standing MoonSault for a two count. Fish knocks Jungle Boy off the apron. Kyle with a desperation chop block. Kyle tags in Fish. Kyle with a running forearm smash. Fish with a running knee lift. Luchasaurus launches Kyle over the top rope. Jungle Boy SuperKicks Kyle. Luchasaurus with a knee lift. Jungle Boy tags himself in. Flying Elbow Drop/Side Walk Slam Combination for a two count.

Jungle Boy goes for The O’Connor Roll, but Kyle made the blind tag. Kyle with The Butterfly Suplex. Double Underhook DDT/Wheelbarrow German Suplex Combination for a two count. Kyle applies The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Jungle Boy puts his foot on the bottom rope which forces the break. Kyle puts Jungle Boy on the top turnbuckle. Kyle with a forearm smash. Kyle applies The Kimura Lock. Jungle Boy with clubbing blows to Kyle’s back. Fish grabs Jungle Boy’s left leg. Luchasaurus blasts Fish off the apron. Luchasaurus puts Kyle on his shoulders. Jungle Boy gets crotched on the top turnbuckle. Kyle tags in Fish. Kyle applies The Guillotine Choke. Fish hits The Avalanche Falcon Arrow for a two count. Forearm/Hamstring Kick Exchange. Kyle delivers his combination offense. Kyle goes for Ax and Smash, but Jungle Boy counters with The SuperKick. Fish scores the elbow knockdown. Luchasaurus HeadButts Fish. Kyle with The Rolling Elbow. Jungle Boy drops Kyle with The Spinning DDT. Jungle Boy fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Luchasaurus connects with The Tail Whip. Jurassic Express plants Fish with The Assisted SitOut PowerBomb to pickup the victory. After the match, reDRagon gets into a confrontation on the stage with FTR.

Winner: Still AEW World Tag Team Champions, (37-10) The Jurassic Express via Pinfall 

Third Match: (31-10) MJF w/Shawn Spears vs. (9-44) Shawn Dean 

MJF pretends that he can’t take his jacket off after the bell rings. Dean gets distracted by Spears. MJF attacks Dean from behind. MJF repeatedly stomps on Dean’s chest. MJF finally takes the jacket off. MJF with a Japanese Arm-Drag into the turnbuckles. MJF poses for the crowd. We see security guards laid out in the backstage area. MJF dumps Dean out of the ring.

MJF applies a side headlock. MJF whips Dean into the steel barricade. MJF rolls Dean back into the ring. Wardlow appears behind MJF. MJF runs away from Wardlow. Wardlow shrugs off a chair shot from Spears. Spears avoids The PowerBomb Symphony. Wardlow has to be restrained by a cavalry of security guards. MJF tells Bryce Remsburg that he’ll triple his pay if he doesn’t count him out. Bryce proceeds to count MJF out.

Winner: (10-44) Shawn Dean via Count-Out 

Fourth Match: (39-15) Eddie Kingston & (41-23) Santana & Ortiz vs. (0-0) The Jericho Appreciation Society (Chris Jericho, Daniel Garcia and Jake Hager) In A 6-Man Tag Team Match

Santana and Chris Jericho will start things off. Jericho is playing mind games with Santana. Santana with a greco roman eye poke. Santana is throwing haymakers at Jericho. Santana transitions into a corner mount. Santana with the irish whip. Jericho kicks Santana in the face. Santana drops Jericho with The Big Boot. Jericho reverses out of the irish whip from Santana. Santana kicks Jericho in the chest. Chop Exchange. Jericho with a forearm smash. Jericho shoves Santana into the ropes. Santana with a double leg takedown. Santana transitions into a ground and pound attack. Santana starts choking Jericho. All hell is breaking loose in New Orleans. Hager whips Ortiz into the steel barricade. Jericho runs away from Santana. Hager is choking Ortiz with his knee. Jericho ducks a clothesline from Santana. Santana scores the elbow knockdown. Santana is raining down haymakers. Santana sends Jericho to the corner. Santana tags in Ortiz.

Assisted Uppercut. Ortiz levels Jericho with The Body Avalanche. Double Irish Whip. Kingston drops Jericho with The STO. Ortiz rams his forearm across Jericho’s face. Hager punches Ortiz. Kingston pulls Garcia off the ring apron. Kingston tees off on Garcia. Jericho with a running haymaker. Jericho tags in Hager. Double Irish Whip. Hager sends Ortiz chest first into the canvas. Hager puts his knee on the midsection of Ortiz. Hager toys around with Ortiz. Forearm Exchange. Ortiz dropkicks the left knee of Hager. Ortiz with a chop/forearm combination. Hager goes for a Side Belly to Belly Suplex, but Ortiz rolls him over for a one count. Hager clotheslines Ortiz. Hager tags in Garcia. Hager with a Running Side Belly to Belly Suplex. Garcia is raining down hammer fists. Garcia applies a front face lock. Jericho tags himself in. Jericho punches Ortiz in the back. Jericho with a Belly to Back Suplex for a one count. The referee is trying to get Kingston out of the ring.

JAS gangs up on Ortiz. Jericho with a forearm smash. Jericho is choking Ortiz with his knee. Jericho tags in Hager. Hager buries his shoulder into the midsection of Ortiz. Hager with a shoulder block. Garcia applies The Sleeper Hold. Hager taunts Kingston and Santana. Hager bodyslams Ortiz. Hager lands The Vader Bomb for a one count. The referee is losing control of the match. Jericho punches Ortiz in the back. Jericho argues with the referee. Jericho with a running elbow drop. Jericho unloads a series of knife edge chops. Jericho puts Ortiz on the top turnbuckle. Jericho with two haymakers. Ortiz starts biting Jericho’s forehead. Ortiz sends Jericho crashing into the canvas. Ortiz with a Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Haymaker Exchange. Jericho dropkicks Ortiz. Jericho transitions into a ground and pound attack. Jericho poses for the crowd. Ortiz avoids The LionSault. Jericho with a forearm smash. Jericho sends Ortiz to the corner. Ortiz with a running clothesline. Jericho tags in Garcia. Garcia stops Ortiz in his tracks. Garcia with a knife edge chop. Garcia whips Ortiz across the ring. Ortiz dives over Garcia. Ortiz tags in Kingston.

Kingston with rapid fire haymakers. Kingston drops Hager with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Garcia answers with a throat thrust. King reverses out of the irish whip from Garcia. Kingston drives his knee into the midsection of Garcia. Kingston with The Butterfly Suplex. Kingston tags in Santana. Santana hits The Three Amigos. Santana lands The Frog Splash for a two count. Santana tags in Kingston. Machine Gun Chops. Kingston tags in Santana. Santana with The Uranage Slam. Santana tags in Ortiz. Ortiz with The Flying Leg Drop. Kingston knocks Hager off the apron. Kingston lands The Suicide Dive. Ortiz PowerBombs Garcia into Jericho. Santana with a Flying Cannonball Senton to the outside. Ortiz wipes out Matt Mernard and Angelo Parker with a Flying Senton through the ropes. Ortiz tags in Kingston. Kingston delivers his combination offense. Kingston with The Exploder Suplex. Garcia denies The Spinning Back Fist. Jericho clocks Kingston with the baseball bat behind the referee’s back. Garcia hooks the outside leg to pickup the victory. After the match, JAS gangs up on Kingston. Jericho connects with The Judas Effect.

Winner: (1-0) The Jericho Appreciation Society via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: (4-1) Marina Shafir vs. (7-20) Skye Blue 

Jade Cargill is watching this match in the backstage area. Shafir kicks Blue in the gut. Shafir with a Judo Takedown. Shafir applies a wrist lock. Shafir goes for a Bodyslam, but Blue lands back on her feet. Blue applies The Guillotine Choke. Shafir transitions into a Bear Hug. Shafir with a Side Belly to Belly Takedown. Forearm Exchange. Shafir drives her knee into the midsection of Blue. Shafir with a Pumphandle Release Suplex. Shafir ducks a clothesline from Blue. Standing Switch Exchange. Shafir runs Blue into the ropes. Blue goes into the lateral press for a one count. Blue SuperKicks Shafir. Shafir brings Blue down to the mat. Shafir makes Blue tap out to The Triangle Sleeper.

Winner: (5-1) Marina Shafir via Submission 

Sixth Match: (5-1) Keith Lee & (2-1) Shane Strickland vs. (43-9) Ricky Starks & (44-19) Powerhouse Hobbs 

Shane Strickland and Ricky Starks will start things off. Starks tags out to Hobbs. Hobbs walks around the ring. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Strickland shoves Hobbs. Strickland ducks under two clotheslines from Hobbs. Strickland takes the left arm of Hobbs. Hobbs whips Strickland across the ring. Hobbs drops Strickland with a shoulder tackle. Hobbs with The Fallaway Slam. Hobbs mocks Lee. Hobbs applies a wrist lock. Hobbs tags in Starks. Starks uppercuts the left shoulder of Strickland. Greco Roman Knuckle Lock. Starks delivers Old School. Strickland reverses out of the irish whip from Starks. Starks dives over Strickland. Starks with a running shoulder tackle. Starks dabs for the crowd. Strickland drops down on the canvas. Starks sends Strickland into the ropes. Strickland with a roll through escape. Strickland with a Headscissors Takeover. Strickland dropkicks Starks. Strickland tags in Lee. Lee stomps on the midsection of Starks. Starks unloads two knife edge chops. Lee backs Starks into the turnbuckles. Strickland tags himself in.

Lee delivers Grizzly Magnum. Strickland with a Flying Uppercut across the back of Starks neck for a one count. Strickland tags in Lee. Strickland kicks Starks in the gut. Lee dumps Hobbs out of the ring. Lee sends Starks to the floor. Lee tags in Strickland. Strickland hits The Asai MoonSault off Lee’s chest. Strickland and Lee are fired up. Strickland rolls Starks back into the ring. Strickland kicks Starks in the gut. Starks reverses out of the irish whip from Strickland. Hobbs sends Strickland tumbling to the floor. Hobbs drops Strickland with a Running Body Block. Hobbs dumps Strickland face first on the ring apron. Starks rolls Strickland back into the ring. Starks stomps on the midsection of Strickland. Starks toys around with Strickland. Starks tags in Hobbs

. Starks with a knife edge chop. Starks with a leaping back elbow smash. Hobbs levels Strickland with The Body Avalanche. Hobbs tags in Starks. Starks with The Missile Dropkick for a two count. Starks applies a front face lock. Starks tags in Hobbs. Hobbs with a gut punch. Hobbs applies the nerve hold. Strickland with a straight right hand. Strickland crawls under Hobbs. Strickland knocks Starks off the apron. Strickland kicks Hobbs in the face. Strickland sends Hobbs tumbling to the floor. Strickland dropkicks Hobbs. Lee and Starks are tagged in. Lee with two shoulder tackles. Lee launches Starks to the corner. Starks kicks Lee in the face. Lee HeadButts Starks. Lee goes for Grizzly Magnum, but Hobbs gets in the way. Starks with a Jumping Knee Strike. Lee leapfrogs over Hobbs. Lee throws Starks into Hobbs. Lee tags in Strickland. Strickland and Lee tees off on Starks. Rolling Elbow/Windmill Kick Combination for a two count.

Strickland goes for The JML Driver, but Starks counters with a deep arm-drag. Strickland dumps Starks out of the ring. Strickland nails Starks with The Pump Kick. Strickland rolls Starks back into the ring. Strickland pulls Hobbs off the apron. Starks Spears Strickland. Starks knocks Lee off the apron. Starks drills Strickland with The Canadian Destroyer for a two count. Starks puts Strickland on the top turnbuckle. Lee tags himself in. Assisted Pounce for a two count. Hobbs gets up in Lee’s grill. The referee tells Hobbs to get out of the ring. Starks with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Starks tags in Hobbs. Lee denies The Roshambo. TAZ makes his way down to the ring. Hobbs sends Strickland crashing to the outside. Lee goes for The Spirit Bomb, but Starks counters with a Hurricanrana. Hobbs gets Strickland in position for Town Business. Hobbs tells TAZ to get out of the way. Strickland sends Hobbs face first into the steel ring post. Lee denies The Satellite DDT. Starks repeatedly kicks the right shoulder of Lee. Starks connects with The Flying Spear. Strickland lands The 450 Splash. Hobbs levels Strickland with The Body Avalanche. Hobbs denies The Big Bang Catastrophe. TAZ trips Lee from the outside. Hobbs plants Lee with The SpineBuster to pickup the victory.

Winner: (44-9) Ricky Starks & (45-19) Powerhouse Hobbs via Pinfall 

Line Up For This Weeks AEW Rampage & Battle Of The Belts II

AEW Rampage 

– The Blackpool Combat Club vs. The Gunn Club In A 6-Man Tag Team Match

– Ruby Soho vs. Robyn Renegade w/Charlette Renegade In A Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Tournament Qualifying Match

– Hangman Page (c) vs. Adam Cole In A Texas Death Match For The AEW World Championship

AEW Battle Of The Belts II 

– Jonathan Gresham (c) vs. Dalton Castle For The ROH World Championship

– Scorpio Sky (c) w/Dan Lambert & Ethan Page vs. Sammy Guevara w/Taynara Conti For The AEW TNT Championship

– Thunder Rosa (c) vs. Nyla Rose w/Vickie Guerrero For The AEW Women’s World Championship

Seventh Match: (0-3) Minoru Suzuki (c) vs. (1-0) Samoa Joe For The ROH World Television Championship

Suzuki refuses to shake Joe’s hand. Chop Exchange. Chop/Forearm Exchange. Suzuki wants more punishment. Second Chop Exchange. Forearm Exchange. Joe drops Suzuki with a shoulder tackle. Suzuki applies The Rope Assisted Arm-Bar. Suzuki pulls Joe out of the ring. Second Forearm Exchange. Third Chop Exchange. Suzuki tells Joe to get back in the ring. Third Forearm Exchange. Suzuki ducks a clothesline from Joe. Suzuki applies The Fujiwara Arm-Bar. Suzuki works on his joint manipulation game. Joe puts his foot on the bottom rope which forces the break. Suzuki toys around with Joe. Suzuki with a sharp knee strike. Suzuki with a forearm smash. Suzuki applies a side headlock. Suzuki with a forearm smash. HeadButt Exchange. Joe PowerBombs Suzuki for a two count. Joe applies The STF.

Joe transitions into a Double Reverse Arm-Bar. Suzuki refuses to quit. Joe scores a right jab. Suzuki reverses out of the irish whip from Joe. Suzuki with The Helluva Kick. Following a snap mare takeover, Suzuki with The PK for a two count. Fourth Forearm Exchange. Suzuki shoves Joe. Fourth Chop Exchange. Suzuki applies The Sleeper Hold. Joe with a Belly to Back Suplex. Joe with a chop/forearm combination. Suzuki dropkicks Joe. Suzuki is fired up. Suzuki goes back to The Sleeper Hold. Suzuki goes for The Gotch Style PileDriver, but Joe blocks it. Suzuki drives his knee into the midsection of Joe. Joe backs Suzuki into the turnbuckles. Joe with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Suzuki denies The Muscle Buster. Suzuki goes back to The Rope Assisted Arm-Bar. Joe connects with The Muscle Buster to pickup the victory. After the match, Joe gets laid out by Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt and Satnam Singh to close the show.

Winner: New ROH World Television Champion, (2-0) Samoa Joe via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez