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AEW Dynamite Results (3/16/22): Britt Baker vs. Thunder Rosa

   March 16, 2022

AEW Dynamite
March 16, 2022
Freeman Coliseum
San Antonio, Texas

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross and Tony Schiavone)

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (50-15-1) Hangman Page & (36-9) The Jurassic Express w/Christian Cage vs. (18-5) Adam Cole & (3-1) reDRagon In A 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Jungle Boy and Adam Cole will start things off. Cole kicks Junge Boy in the gut. Cole with a forearm smash. Cole slams Jungle Boy’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Cole applies a wrist lock. Short-Arm Reversal by Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy ducks a clothesline from Cole. Jungle Boy applies a waist lock. Jungle Boy dodges The Step Up Enzuigiri. Cole avoids The Sliding Lariat. Jungle Boy avoids The Pump Kick. Cole blocks The SuperKick. Cole applies a waist lock. Jungle Boy slaps Cole in the chest. Cole denies The Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Jungle Boy with a shoulder block. Jungle Boy slips over Cole’s back. Jungle Boy with a Running Hurricanrana. Jungle Boy dropkicks Cole. Jungle Boy pops back on his feet. Jungle Boy applies a wrist lock. Cole drives his knee into the midsection of Jungle Boy. Cole slams Jungle Boy’s head on another turnbuckle pad. Cole tags in Fish. Fish applies a wrist lock. Jungle Boy with a forearm smash. Jungle Boy grabs a side wrist lock. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus.

Jungle Boy whips Fish across the ring. Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. Luchasaurus with two overhand chops. Kyle with a Running Boot. Luchasaurus answers with another overhand chop. Luchasaurus goes for The Chokeslam, but Cole pulls him out of the ring. Fish kicks out the legs of Luchasaurus. Fish sends Luchasaurus face first into the steel ring post. Fish stomps on Luchasaurus face. Fish with a forearm smash. Fish rolls Luchasaurus back into the ring. Following a snap mare takeover, Fish applies a rear chin lock. Fish tags in Kyle. Kyle with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Kyle delivers his combination offense in the corner. Kyle tags in Cole. Cole wraps the left leg of Luchasaurus around the middle rope. Cole kicks the left knee of Luchasaurus. Cole tags in Fish. Forearm Exchange. Fish tags in Kyle. Kyle hyperextends the left knee of Luchasaurus. Kyle tees off on Luchasaurus. Kyle tags in Fish. Luchasaurus is displaying his fighting spirit. Double Mid-Kick. Fish teep kicks Luchasaurus into the turnbuckles. Luchasaurus with a double clothesline. Luchasaurus tags in Page.

Page with a straight right hand. Page clears the ring. Page kicks Fish in the face. Page with a SpringBoard Clothesline to Cole. Page ducks a clothesline from Fish. Page with The Fallaway Slam. Page pops back on his feet. Page with Two Slingshot Pescado’s. Page clotheslines Fish over the top rope. Page is fired up. Page with The Pop Up PowerBomb for a two count. Page prepares for The Buckshot Lariat. Fish bails out to the floor. Page tags in Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy lands The SomerSault Plancha. Jungle Boy rolls Fish back into the ring. Kyle runs interference. Luchasaurus kicks Kyle off the apron. Page kicks Cole in the face. Triple MoonSault for a two count. Jungle Boy unloads two knife edge chop. The referee gets distracted by Kyle. Cole drives his knee into Jungle Boy’s back. Cole with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Fish drives Jungle Boy back first into the turnbuckles. Fish tags in Kyle. Kyle with a Running Forearm Smash. Fish with a Running Knee Lift. Kyle follows that with a Running Enzuigiri. Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker/Flying Knee Drop Combination for a two count.

Kyle applies a wrist lock. Jungle Boy with forearm shivers. Kyle applies a hammerlock. Kyle drives Jungle Boy shoulder first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Kyle tags in Cole. Cole kicks Jungle Boy in the back. Cole with The Hangman’s NeckBreaker for a two count. Jungle Boy with heavy bodyshots. Cole answers with a forearm smash. Cole drags Jungle Boy to the corner. Fish tags himself in. Fish with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Following a snap mare takeover, Fish with The Slingshot Senton. Jungle Boy attacks the midsection of Fish. Fish with a sharp knee strike. Fish drives his knee into the midsection of Jungle Boy. Fish tags in Kyle. Jungle Boy with a chop/forearm combination. Kyle unloads a flurry of strikes. Kyle with the arm-ringer. Following a snap mare takeover, Kyle applies a top wrist lock. Kyle with a knee lift. Kyle whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Jungle Boy with The Rebound Lariat. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus with a double shoulder tackle. Luchasaurus with three haymakers. Luchasaurus kicks Fish in the face. Luchasaurus launches Kyle to the corner. Luchasaurs delivers his combination offense. Luchasaurus with a Release German Suplex.

Luchasaurs avoids The SuperKick. Luchasaurus with The Hook Kick. Luchasaurus with Two Chokeslams. Luchasaurus with The Standing MoonSault for a two count. Kyle kicks the left hamstring of Luchasaurus. Kyle kicks Page off the apron. Kyle punches Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus uppercuts Kyle. Cole SuperKicks Jungle Boy in mid-air. Kyle applies The Heel Hook. Page dumps Fish over the top rope. Cole applies The Guillotine Choke. Page breaks up the submission hold. Page and Cole are tagged in. Second Forearm Exchange. Cole with Two Pump Kicks. Page avoids The SuperKick. Page hits The Dead Eye. Fish with The Mid-Kick. Luchasaurus HeadButts Fish. Kyle with Ax and Smash. Jungle Boy responds with The Spinning DDT. Cole drops Jungle Boy with The Pump Kick. Page with The Discus Lariat. Double Doomsday Device for a two count. Fish sends Luchasaurus tumbling to the floor. The referee is losing complete control of this match. Cole tags in Fish. Page kicks Fish in the face. Page tags in Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy scores the elbow knockdown. Jungle Boy thrust kicks the midsection of Kyle. Jungle Boy with a forearm smash. Fish reverses out of the irish whip from Jungle Boy. Fish ducks a clothesline from Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Jungle Boy shoves Fish into the ropes. Cole made the blind tag. reDRagon connects with The Total Elimination. Cole plants Jungle Boy with The Last Shot to pickup the victory.

Winner: (19-5) Adam Cole & (4-1) reDRagon via Pinfall 

– Kris Statlander Vignette.

– Serena Deeb Vignette.

Second Match: (59-10-1) Jon Moxley & (17-3-2) Bryan Danielson w/William Regal vs. (52-29) Chuck Taylor & (20-16) Wheeler Yuta w/Best Friends 

William Regal joins the commentary team for this match. Moxley and Danielson attacks Best Friends before the bell rings. Danielson HeadButts Yuta. Danielson unloads two knife edge chops. Danielson uppercuts Yuta. Danielson whips Yuta across the ring. Danielson with a Running Knee Lift. Danielson tags in Moxley. Moxley kicks Yuta in the chest. Moxley with The Delayed Vertical Suplex for a one count. Moxley is lighting up Yuta’s chest. Moxley pie faces Yuta. Moxley tags in Danielson. Danielson kicks Yuta in the gut. Danielson slams Yuta’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Danielson with a blistering chop. Danielson HeadButts Yuta. Danielson with a Mid-Kick. Danielson with an arm-ringer. Danielson tags in Moxley. Moxley with a gut punch. Moxley punches Yuta in the back. Moxley rakes the back of Yuta. Moxley with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Following a snap mare takeover, Moxley kicks Yuta in the back. Moxley tags in Danielson.

Moxley stomps on Yuta’s chest. Danielson with a Knee Drop for a two count. Danielson applies a wrist lock. Danielson stomps on the left elbow of Yuta. Danielson kicks Yuta in the back. Danielson grabs a side wrist lock. Yuta with a deep arm-drag. Yuta dropkicks Danielson. Yuta tags in Taylor. Taylor with a chop/forearm combination. Danielson reverses out of the irish whip from Taylor. Taylor knocks Moxley off the ring apron. Taylor kicks Danielson in the face. Taylor with The Slingshot Pescado. Taylor ducks a clothesline from Danielson. Taylor applies the single leg crab. Danielson tags in Moxley. Moxley with a Running Mid-Kick. Moxley hangs the back of Taylor’s neck off the top rope. Danielson whips Taylor into the steel barricade. Danielson rolls Taylor back into the ring. Moxley stomps on the left hand of Taylor. Moxley is choking Taylor with his boot. Chop Exchange. Moxley rocks Taylor with a forearm smash. Moxley tags in Danielson.

Wish Bone Attack. Danielson with The Mid-Kick. Danielson applies The Muta Lock. Danielson tags in Moxley. Moxley with a low dropkick. Moxley unloads two knife edge chops. Moxley puts Taylor on the top turnbuckle. Moxley with clubbing blows to Taylor’s back. Moxley with The SuperPlex for a two count. Moxley applies a hammerlock. Taylor decks Moxley with a back elbow smash. Moxley with a drop toe hold. Moxley tags in Danielson. Danielson with a Running Knee Drop. Danielson applies a rear chin lock. Danielson pulls back the arms of Taylor. Danielson kicks Taylor in the gut. Danielson uppercuts Taylor. Danielson tags in Moxley. Moxley knocks Yuta off the apron. Moxley repeatedly stomps on Yuta’s chest. Moxley hits The PileDriver for a two count. Moxley drags Taylor to the corner. Moxley applies The STF. Moxley transitions into a front face lock. Taylor with heavy bodyshots. Moxley HeadButts Taylor. Moxley with a running forearm smash. Moxley tags in Danielson. Danielson with The Butterfly Suplex. Taylor avoids The Corner Dropkick. Taylor punches Moxley. Danielson stops Taylor in his tracks. Danielson tags in Moxley. Moxley applies a front face lock. Taylor attacks the midsection of Moxley. Moxley with a forearm smash. Taylor with a Rising Knee Strike. Taylor tags in Yuta.

Yuta ducks a clothesline from Moxley. Yuta dropkicks Moxley. Yuta with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Yuta with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Yuta follows that with a flying forearm smash. Yuta dives over Moxley. Moxley with a forearm smash. Moxley clotheslines Yuta. Moxley goes for The X-Plex, but Yuta lands back on his feet. Yuta with The Bridging German Suplex for a two count. Yuta with a chop/forearm combination. Yuta gets distracted by Danielson. Moxley drops Yuta with The Cutter. Moxley tags in Danielson. Hart Attack for a two count. Taylor pulls Moxley out of the ring. Taylor whips Moxley into the barricade. Moxley denies The PileDriver. Moxley starts biting Taylor’s forehead. Moxley connects with The Death Rider on the floor. Danielson with clubbing mid-kicks. Yuta avoids The Roundhouse Kick. Yuta with forearm shivers. Moxley ducks a clothesline from Yuta. Moxley with The Back Drop Driver. Danielson with The Bridging Shoulder Capture Suplex for a two count. Danielson tags in Moxley. Danielson repeatedly stomps on Yuta’s face. Moxley makes Yuta tap out to The Bulldog Choke. After the match, Yuta wants William Regal to shake his hand. Regal slaps Yuta in the face.

Winner: (60-10-1) Jon Moxley & (18-3-2) Bryan Danielson via Submission 

Third Match: (58-16) Scorpio Sky (c) w/Dan Lambert, Paige Vanzant and Austin Vanderfort vs. (46-7) Wardlow For The AEW TNT Championship 

Sky talks smack to Wardlow after the bell rings. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Sky applies a side headlock. Wardlow sends Sky back first into the canvas. Sky kicks the left hamstring of Wardlow. Sky is throwing haymakers at Wardlow. Sky with forearm shivers. Sky starts biting Wardlow’s forehead. Wardlow drives Sky back first into the turnbuckles. Wardlow with a shoulder block/uppercut combination. Wardlow with The Alabama Slam. Sky regroups on the outside. Wardlow gets distracted by VanZant and Vanderford. Wardlow goes for a PowerBomb, but Sky counters with a Sliding Dropkick. Sky drives Wardlow back first into the ring apron. Sky with a straight right hand. Sky is choking Wardlow with his knee. Sky buries his shoulder into the midsection of Wardlow. Sky with a forearm smash. Sky kicks the left hamstring of Wardlow. Sky with a gut punch. Sky rams his forearm across Wardlow’s face. Sky is mauling Wardlow in the corner. Chop Exchange. Sky applies a chin lock on the middle rope. Sky kicks the left shoulder of Wardlow. Haymaker Exchange. Sky kicks the left hamstring of Wardlow. Sky with a falling sledge for a one count.

Sky is choking Wardlow with his knee. Sky is raining down haymakers in the corner. Sky continues to run his mouth. Wardlow grabs Sky by his throat. Sky kicks Wardlow in the gut. Sky with forearm shivers. Short-Arm Reversal by Wardlow. Wardlow with Two Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex’s. Sky slams Wardlow’s head on the top rope. Wardlow denies The Slingshot Cutter. Wardlow punches Sky in the back. Wardlow goes for a PowerBomb, but Sky lands back on his feet. Sky denies The TKO. Wardlow hits The SpineBuster. Wardlow plays to the crowd. Wardlow delivers The PowerBomb Symphony. The referee gets distracted by Dan Lambert. Sky exits the ring. Shawn Spears walks down to the ring with two steel chairs. MJF drives Wardlow face first into the steel ring post. Sky rolls Wardlow over to pickup the victory. After the match, Vanderfort transitions into a ground and pound attack. Wardlow kicks Spears in the face. Wardlow is displaying his fighting spirit. Wardlow is left alone with MJF. Spears delivers multiple chair shots. Vanderfort applies The Sleeper Hold. Sky with rapid fire haymakers. Wardlow gives Spears the middle finger. Spears answers with a massive chair shot. MJF gives Lambert a big wad of cash. MJF connects with The Dynamite Diamond Punch.

Winner: Still AEW TNT Champion, (59-10) Scorpio Sky via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: (0-0) The Hardy Boyz vs. (38-36) Private Party 

Matt Hardy and Marq Quen will start things off. Quen gives Matt a thumbs down. Matt slaps Quen in the face. Matt with forearm shivers. Kassidy attacks Matt from behind. Jeff kicks Kassidy out of the ring. Matt with a shoulder block. Matt applies a wrist lock. Matt with clubbing arm-ringers. Matt tags in Jeff. Jeff with a flying double axe handle strike. Double Irish Whip. Double Elbow Knockdown. SomerSault Senton/Fist Drop Combination. Double Toe Kick to Kassidy. Double Irish Whip. Jeff delivers The Poetry In Motion. Jeff poses for the crowd. Following a snap mare takeover, Jeff with a low dropkick for a one count. Jeff applies a rear chin lock. Quen whips Jeff across the ring. Jeff drops Quen with a shoulder tackle. Quen drops down on the canvas. Jeff with a Counter Hip Toss for a one count. Jeff whips Quen chest first into the turnbuckles. Jeff tags in Matt. Double Suplex for a two count. Matt hammers down on the back of Quen’s neck. Quen with heavy bodyshots. Quen with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Quen kicks Matt in the gut. Quen tags in Kassidy. Double Irish Whip. Double Elbow Knockdown. Leg Drop/Standing Shooting Star Press Combination for a two count. Kassidy talks smack to Matt. Kassidy with a gut punch/toe kick combination. Matt reverses out of the irish whip from Kassidy. Kassidy decks Matt with a back elbow smash. Matt punches Kassidy in the back.

Matt goes for The Razor’s Edge, but Quen gets in the way. Kassidy pie faces Jeff. The referee is trying to get Jeff out of the ring. Private Party drives Matt crotch first into the steel ring post. Kassidy whips Matt into the steel barricade. Kassidy with clubbing blows to Matt’s back. Kassidy tosses Matt around the ringside area. Kassidy pokes fun at Matt. Kassidy tags in Quen. Quen is choking Matt with his boot. The referee admonishes Quen. Quen repeatedly stomps on Matt’s chest. Quen repeatedly slams Matt’s head on all three turnbuckle pads. Quen tags in Kassidy. Kassidy applies a chin lock on the bottom rope. Private Party is mauling Matt in the corner. Kassidy with heavy bodyshots. Kassidy tags in Quen. Following a snap mare takeover, Quen with The Slingshot Senton. Matt with elbows into the midsection of Quen. Quen applies The Sleeper Hold. Quen punches Matt in the back. Quen denies The Side Effect. Quen with clubbing elbow smashes. Quen rakes the eyes of Matt. Quen dropkicks Matt to the floor. Matt punches Kassidy. Quen lands The SomerSault Plancha. Quen rolls Matt back into the ring. Quen hooks the outside leg for a two count. Quen tags in Kassidy.

Hangman’s NeckBreaker/Flying Double Foot Stomp Combination for a two count. Kassidy kicks Matt in the face. Kassidy transitions into a ground and pound attack. Kassidy attacks the midsection of Matt. Kassidy tags in Quen. Quen repeatedly stomps on Matt’s chest. Quen with a series of bodyshots. Quen tags in Kassidy. Quen with a forearm smash. Kassidy taunts Jeff. Matt clotheslines Kassidy in mid-air. Matt tags in Jeff. Jeff clotheslines Kassidy. Jeff with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Jeff with a Split Legged Leg Drop/Basement Dropkick/Elbow Drop Combination for a two count. Jeff ducks a clothesline from Kassidy. Jeff with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Jeff with a unique pinning combination. Jeff follows that with a SitOut GourdBuster. Quen has Jeff perched on the top turnbuckle. Matt hits The Side Effect. Matt and Kassidy are knocked down after a double clothesline. Jeff with a Flying Splash for a two count. Jeff plays to the crowd. Jeff kicks Kassidy in the gut. Kassidy denies The Twist Of Fate. The Hardy’s denies The Silly String. Stereo Twist Of Fates. Jeff connects with The Swanton Bomb to pickup the victory. After the match, The AFO walks down to the ring. Darby Allin and Sting storms into the ring to make the save.

Winner: (1-0) The Hardy Boyz via Pinfall 

Line Up For This Weeks AEW Rampage 

– Darby Allin w/Sting vs. The Butcher w/The Blade & The Bunny

– Leyla Hirsch vs. Red Velvet

– The House Of Black vs. Bear Country & Fuego Del Sol In A 6-Man Tag Team Match

– Keith Lee vs. Max Caster w/Anthony Bowens

Fifth Match: (42-20) Britt Baker (c) vs. (52-8) Thunder Rosa In A Steel Cage Match For The AEW Women’s World Championship 

Rosa pulls Baker off the ropes. Forearm Exchange. Rosa whips Baker across the ring. Baker ducks a clothesline from Rosa. Baker climbs up the cage. Second Forearm Exchange. Rosa with clubbing blows to Baker’s back. Baker with forearm shivers. Baker starts choking Rosa in the corner. Baker with two forearm smashes. Baker whips Rosa across the ring. Rosa ducks a clothesline from Baker. Rosa kicks Baker in the chest. Rosa clotheslines Baker. Rosa kicks Baker in the chest. Rosa talks smack to Baker. Rosa whips Baker face first into the steel. Rosa is throwing haymakers at Baker. Rosa dropkicks Baker. Rosa jams Baker’s face against the steel. Rosa transitions into a corner mount. Rosa bodyslams Baker. Rosa slams Baker’s head on the canvas. Rosa with a forearm smash. Rosa kicks Baker out of the ring. Rosa repeatedly slams Baker’s head against the steel. Baker is busted open.

Baker shoves Rosa into the steel. Baker gets Rosa tied up in the ropes. Baker tees off on Rosa. Baker applies the cravate. Baker with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Baker with a sloppy forearm. Baker is choking Rosa with her boot. Baker repeatedly stomps on Rosa’s chest. Baker with a forearm smash. Baker whips Rosa into the steel. Baker toys around with Rosa. Baker with The Butterfly Suplex for a two count. Baker is raining down haymakers. Baker hits The Swinging Fisherman’s NeckBreaker for a two count. Baker flings multiple chairs into the ring. Rosa with two clotheslines. Rosa delivers multiple chair shots. Rosa kicks Baker in the gut. Rosa drops Baker with The Stunner. Rosa with a Diving Corner Clothesline. Rosa with a Rebound Meteora. Rosa follows that with The Shibata Dropkick for a two count. Haymaker Exchange. Rosa goes for The Fire Thunder Driver, but Baker lands back on her feet. Back Elbow Exchange. Baker SuperKicks the referee. Rosa goes for The O’Connor Roll, but the referee tumbles out of the ring. Rosa nails Baker with The Fire Thunder Driver. The referee is still laid out. Rosa drags Baker to the corner. Rosa puts a chair on Baker’s chest. Rosa ascends to the top turnbuckle.

Baker with clubbing chairs shots. Baker with an Avalanche Air Raid Crash into a pile of chairs. Aubrey Edwards enters the cage. Baker hooks the outside leg for a two count. Third Forearm Exchange. Baker argues with the referee. Baker with a Running Boot. Baker sets up a chair contraption. Baker has Rosa perched on the top turnbuckle. Rosa hammers down on the back of Baker’s neck. Fourth Forearm Exchange. Rosa sends Baker crashing into the chair contraption for a two count. Baker SuperKicks Rosa. Baker attacks Rosa with the thumbtack bag. Baker spills thousands of thumbtacks on the canvas. Rosa denies The Fisherman’s NeckBreaker. Rosa kicks Baker in the gut. Rosa goes for a PowerBomb, but Baker counters with a Back Body Drop into the thumbtacks. Baker rolls Rosa over for a two count. Rosa denies The Lock Jaw. Baker is raining down hammer fists. Rosa slams Baker’s hand into the thumbtacks. Baker with a desperation chair shot. Baker with a straight right hand. Rosa kicks Baker in the gut. Rosa connects with The Fire Thunder Driver into the thumbtacks to pickup the victory.

Winner: New AEW Women’s World Champion, (53-8) Thunder Rosa via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez