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AEW Revolution 2022 Results

   March 7, 2022

AEW Revolution 2022
March 6, 2021
Additional Financial Arena
Orlando, Florida

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross, and Tony Schiavone)

Ring Announcers: Justin Roberts

Transcription by Josh Lopez

THE BUY IN 

First Match: (38-16) Kris Statlander vs. (32-12) Leyla Hirsch 

Statlander drops Hirsch with a shoulder tackle. Statlander with a Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker. Statlander with a side headlock takeover. Statlander whips Hirsch across the ring. Statlander drops down on the canvas. Statlander leapfrogs over Hirsch. Hirsch kicks the left elbow of Statlander. Hirsch slams the left shoulder of Statlander on the canvas. Hirsch repeatedly stomps on the left shoulder of Statlander. Hirsch slams Statlander’s head on the steel ring steps. Hirsch dropkicks the ring stairs for added pressure. Hirsch rolls Statlander back into the ring. Hirsch talks smack to Statlander. Hirsch wraps the left shoulder of Statlander around the middle rope. Hirsch repeatedly kicks the left elbow of Statlander. Statlander Powerslams Hirsch for a two count. Statlander drags Hirsch to the corner. Hirsch has Statlander perched on the top turnbuckle. Hirsch with two knee lifts. Hirsch stomps on the midsection of Statlander. Hirsch applies The Cross-Arm-Breaker on the bottom rope. Hirsch slaps Statlander in the ribs. Hirsch with a running dropkick for a two count.

Hirsch toys around with Statlander. Statlander with a chop/forearm combination. Hirsch brings Statlander down to the mat. Hirsch goes back to The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Statlander rolls Hirsch over for a two count. Hirsch drives her knee into the midsection of Statlander. Hirsch pie faces Statlander. Statlander catches Hirsch in mid-air. Statlander bodyslams Hirsch. Statlander applies a bodyscissors hold. Statlander slaps Hirsch in the back of the head. Hirsch decks Statlander with a back elbow smash. Hirsch transitions into a ground and pound attack. Hockey Fight. Forearm Exchange. Statlander ducks a clothesline from Hirsch. Statlander delivers her combination offense. Statlander clotheslines Hirsch. Statlander scores the ebow knockdown. Statlander with The Roundhouse Kick. Statlander hits The Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count.

Statlander plays to the crowd. Statlander with a Running Uppercut. Statlander with a Running Knee Strike. Hirsch blocks a boot from Statlander. Hirsch sends Statlander face first into the ring apron. Statlander uppercuts Hirsch. Hirsch denies The Big Bang Theory. Hirsch kicks the left elbow of Statlander. Hirsch with The FrankenSteiner off the apron. Statlander gets back in the ring at the count of six. Hirsch with a Running Knee Strike. Hirsch with a Back Drop Driver. Hirsch follows that with The Bridging German Suplex for a two count. Hirsch applies The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Statlander puts her foot on the bottom rope which forces the break. Hirsch continues to kick the left arm of Statlander. Hirsch sweeps out the legs of Statlander. Statlander denies The Shotgun Meteora. Statlander rocks Hirsch with a forearm smash. Statlander and Hirsch are trading back and forth shots. Statlander puts Hirsch on her shoulders. Statlander with an Avalanche Electric Chair FaceBuster. Statlander with The Falcon Arrow for a two count. Hirsch attacks Statlander with the turnbuckle bar behind the referee’s back. Hirsch connects with The Double SpringBoard MoonSault to pickup the victory. After the match, Red Velvet comes into the ring to check on Statlander.

Winner: (33-12) Leyla Hirsch via Pinfall 

Second Match: (5-0) HOOK vs. (41-28) QT Marshall w/The Factory 

TAZ joins the commentary team for this match. Hook with a reverse ankle pick. Marshall talks smack to Hook. Hook with a quick judo throw. Hook applies The Freestyle Bow and Arrow. Marshall grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Hook ducks a clothesline from Marshall. Hook with heavy bodyshots in the corner. Hook HeadButts Marshall. Marshall kicks Hook in the gut. Short-Arm Reversal by Hook. Hook with The T-Bone Suplex. Hook clotheslines Marshall over the top rope. Hook poses for the crowd. Marshall regroups on the outside. Marshall is trying to lure Hook to the outside. Marshall pie faces Hook. Marshall delivers a cheap shot behind the referee’s back. Marshall dumps Hook out of the ring. Marshall goes for The Pump Kick, but Hook counters with The Shoulder Capture Suplex on the floor.

Hook rolls Marshall back into the ring. Marshall drives Hook face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Marshall repeatedly stomps on Hook’s chest. Marshall with a Vertical Suplex. Marshall with a leaping elbow drop for a one count. Marshall goes for a Bodyslam, but Hook lands back on his feet. Hook applies a waist lock. Marshall with two sharp elbow strikes. Hook with The Bridging Northern Lights Suplex for a two count. Hook drives his knee into the midsection of Marshall. Marshall fish hooks Hook. Marshall with a Belly to Back Suplex. Hook knocks Marshall off the top turnbuckle. Hook with an Overhead Throw. Marshall answers with a back elbow smash. Hook denies The Diamond Cutter. Marshall ducks a clothesline from Hook. Marshall thought he did an up and over on Hook. Hook makes Marshall tap out to The Redrum.

Winner: (6-0) HOOK via Submission 

Third Match: (0-0) The House Of Black vs. (32-16-2) PAC, (60-29) Pentagon Jr, (0-0) Erick Redbeard w/Alex Abrahantes In A 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Malakai Black and PAC will start things off. Black immediately Pac with a Running Boot. Forearm Exchange. Black with a Mid-Kick. Pac dodges The Pump Kick. Pac with a High Boot. Black regroups in the corner. Pentagon and Matthews are tagged in. Cero Miedo. Matthews starts bending Pentagon’s fingers. Pentagon slaps Matthews in the chest. Pentagon ducks under two clotheslines from Matthews. Pentagon avoids The Spinning Back Fist. Pentagon applies a side headlock. Matthews whips Pentagon across the ring. Pentagon ducks a clothesline from Matthews. Pentagon with a Running Hurricanrana. Matthews gets up in Pentagon’s grill. Matthews blocks The SuperKick. Rollup Exchange. Leg Sweep Exchange. Double Kick Up. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. King and Redbeard are tagged in. Shoulder Block Exchange. Second Forearm Exchange. House Of Black clears the ring. Redbeard with a double handed chop. King ducks a clothesline from Redbeard. Redbeard dropkicks King to the floor. Redbeard with a baseball slide dropkick. Redbeard with a double clothesline. Redbeard follows that with a Running Crossbody Block on the floor.

Redbeard rolls King back into the ring. Redbeard tags in Pentagon. King with a forearm smash. King launches Pentagon into the turnbuckles. King knocks Redbeard off the ring apron. King with a Running Cannonball Strike. King tags in Black. Black hooks the outside leg for a two count. Black whips Pentagon across the ring. Black scores the elbow knockdown for a two count. Black applies a wrist lock. Black tags in Matthews. Matthews kicks Pentagon in the gut. Matthews with a forearm smash. Pentagon is displaying his fighting spirit. Pentagon crawls under Matthews. Pentagon with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Pentagon tags in Matthews. Pac with a shoulder block. Pac slips over Matthews back. Pac with Two Spinning Back Kicks. Pac kicks Matthews in the chest. Pac with a Sliding Dropkick. Pac with a running uppercut. Pac gets distracted by Black. Pac kicks Black off the apron. Matthews drops Pac with The Draping DDT. Matthews tags in King.

King with a chop/forearm combination. King tags in Black. Black kicks Pac in the gut. Black with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a one count. Black applies a double wrist lock. Black transitions into a headscissors neck lock. The referee gets distracted by Matthews. Pac puts his foot on the bottom rope which forces the break. Following a snap mare takeover, Black with a knee drop for a two count. Black with The Mid-Kick. Black tags in Matthews. Matthews with a forearm smash. Following a snap mare takeover, Matthews kicks Pac in the back for a two count. Matthews applies a rear chin lock. Pac backs Matthews into the turnbuckles. Black tags himself in. Black kicks Pac in the gut. Black with a Mid-Kick. Black tags in Matthews. House of Black gangs up on Pac. House Of Black goes for a Double Belly to Back Suplex, but Pac lands back on his feet. Pac with two back elbow smashes. Pac tags in Pentagon. Pentagon with a Flying Crossbody Block. Pentagon knocks King off the apron. Pentagon with two overhand chops. Matthews sends Pentagon to the corner. Pentagon with The BackStabber. Pentagon hits Two SlingBlades. Pentagon drills Matthews with The Cazadora Destroyer. Pentagon SuperKicks Black. Pentagon hooks the outside leg for a two count.

Matthews with a double leg takedown. Matthews catapults Pentagon into the ropes. Redbeard made the blind tag. Redbeard with a forearm smash. Redbeard with The Slingshot Senton. Redbeard goes for a Bodyslam, but Matthews lands back on his feet. Black tags himself in. Redbeard clotheslines Matthews over the top rope. Black kicks Redbeard in the face. Black delivers his combination offense. Redbeard drops Black with The Cutter for a two count. Matthews rakes the eyes of Redbeard. Redbeard shoves Matthews. Pac tags himself in. Black blocks a boot from Redbeard. Black with a Jumping Knee Strike. Pac with a SpringBoard Dropkick. Matthews responds with The Flying Meteora. Pentagon SuperKicks Matthews. Pentagon ducks a clothesline from Black. Black with a mid-air knee lift. Pac rolls Black over for a two count. Pac avoids The Roundhouse Kick. Pac hits The Reverse Hurricanrana. King with The Discus Lariat. Third Forearm Exchange. King HeadButts Redbeard. Redbeard kicks King in the face. King ducks a clothesline from Redbeard. King with a Running Lariat. Redbeard answers with a Spinning Heel Kick. King drops Redbeard with The Death Valley Driver. Redbeard attacks the midsection of King. King dumps Redbeard out of the ring. King lands The Suicide Dive.

Fourth Forearm Exchange. Death Triangle uses Matthews leg as a weapon. Double SuperKick. Pac with a Release German Suplex to Black. Pac wipes out Matthews with The Fosbury Flop. Redbeard throws King into the steel barricade. Black denies The Pentagon Driver. Black with a knee lift. Pentagon sends Black back first into the steel ring post. Pentagon thrust kicks the midsection of Black. Pentagon connects with The Package PileDriver on the apron. Pentagon rolls Black back into the ring. Pentagon goes into the cover, but Black is not the legal competitor. Matthews delivers The Curb Stomp for a two count. Pac applies a front face lock. Black drops Pac with The Spinning Heel Kick. Matthews tags in Black. Redbeard with a forearm smash. Redbeard sends Matthews to the corner. Matthews decks Redbeard with a back elbow smash. Matthews kicks Redbeard in the face. Redbeard catches Matthews in mid-air. Black with The Spinning Heel Kick. Redbeard goes for The Chokeslam, but Black counters with the black mist. Matthews nails Redbeard with The V-Trigger. King plants Redbeard with The PileDriver. Black hooks the outside leg to pickup the victory.

Winner: (1-0) The House Of Black via Pinfall 

AEW REVOLUTION 2022 

First Match: (38-15-1) Chris Jericho vs. (38-15) Eddie Kingston 

Kingston starts things off with The Half & Half Suplex. Kingston starts biting Jericho’s forehead. Kingston fish hooks Jericho. Kingston slams Jericho’s head on the ring apron. Kingston with a Hangman’s NeckBreaker for a one count. Kingston applies a rear chin lock. Kingston with Two HeadButts. Kingston with a chop/jab combination. Jericho drives his knee into the midsection of Kingston. Jericho with a thumb to the eye. Jericho punches Kingston. Jericho slams Kingston’s head on the steel barricade. Kingston with a knife edge chop. Jericho answers with a straight right hand. Jericho is raining down haymakers. Jericho gives the Orlando crowd the middle finger salute. Jericho goes after the left eye of Kingston. Jericho with a knee lift. Kingston with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Chop Exchange. Eye Poke Exchange. Kingston drops Jericho with The DDT for a two count.

Kington with a chop/jab combination. Kingston bites Jericho’s forehead. Jericho reverses out of the irish whip from Kingston. Jericho clotheslines the back of Kingston’s neck. Jericho with clubbing corner clotheslines. Jericho puts Kingston on the top turnbuckle. Jericho with a knife edge chop. Kingston continues to bite Jericho’s forehead. Jericho with a greco roman eye poke. Jericho HeadButts Kington. Jericho transitions into a corner mount. Jericho with The Top Rope FrankenSteiner for a two count. Jericho stomps on Kingston’s chest. Jericho removes the top turnbuckle pad. Kingston with The Exploder Suplex. Jericho hammers down on the back of Kingston’s neck. Jericho with a knee lift. Jericho with a Vertical Suplex off the apron. Jericho rolls Kingston back into the ring. Jericho dodges The Spinning Back Fist. Jericho with Two Release German Suplex’s. Jericho punches Kingston in the back. Jericho applies a waist lock. Kingston with two sharp elbow strikes.

Jericho answers with another Release German Suplex. Jericho hits The LionSault for a two count. Jericho sends Kingston to the corner. Kingston clotheslines Jericho. Kingston whips Jericho across the ring. Kingston goes for The Kitchen Sink, but Jericho rolls him over for a two count. Jericho applies The Walls Of Jericho. Kingston grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Jericho gets into a shoving contest with the referee. Kingston with Two Back Drop Drivers. Kingston drops Jericho with The Spinning Back Fist for a two count. Jericho denies The Northern Lights Bomb. Jericho connects with The CodeBreaker for a two count. Jericho transitions into a ground and pound attack. Jericho repeatedly slaps Kingston in the face. Jericho with a German Suplex. Kingston rises back on his feet. Jericho delivers another CodeBreaker. Jericho tells Kingston to get up. Kingston avoids The Judas Effect. Kingston plants Jericho with Two Spinning Back Fists. Kingston makes Jericho tap out to The Stretch Plum. After the match, Jericho refuses to shake Kingston’s hand.

Winner: (39-15) Eddie Kingston via Submission 

Second Match: (34-9) The Jurassic Express (c) vs. (50-23) The Young Bucks w/Brandon Cutler vs. (3-0) reDRagon In A Triple Threat Match For The AEW World Tag Team Championship

Jungle Boy and Kyle O’Reilly will start things off. Kyle kicks the left hamstring of Jungle Boy. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Kyle applies a side headlock. Jungle Boy whips Kyle across the ring. Kyle drops Jungle Boy with a shoulder tackle. Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. Kyle kicks Jungle Boy in the face. Jungle Boy leapfrogs over Kyle. Jungle Boy with a monkey flip. Jungle Boy gets distracted by Fish. Kyle kicks the left knee of Jungle Boy. Kyle hammers down on the left shoulder of Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy denies the arm-ringer. Jungle Boy slaps Kyle in the chest. Jungle Boy kicks the left hamstring of Kyle. Jungle Boy goes for The Lucha Libre Arm-Drag, but Kyle counters with The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Jungle Boy grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Kyle stomps on Jungle Boy’s back. Kyle tags in Fish. Double Arm-Ringer. Double Irish Whip. Double Mid-Kick. Fish applies a wrist lock. Fish tags in Matt. Matt with a flying double axe handle strike. Matt tags in Nick.

Double Irish Whip. Bucks goes for a Double Basket Toss, but Jungle Boy counters with a deep arm-drag. Jungle Boy slaps Nick in the chest. Jungle Boy with The Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Jungle Boy dropkicks Nick. Jungle Boy pops back on his feet. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Jungle Boy whips Nick across the ring. Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. Luchasaurus with an overhand chop. Luchasaurus sends Matt into the ropes. Fish made the blind tag. Luchasaurus clotheslines Matt. Fish ducks a clothesline from Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus with a blistering chop. Kyle kicks Luchasaurus in the face. Luchasaurus answers with an overhand chop. Luchasaurus goes for The Chokeslam, but The Bucks pull Kyle out of the ring. Jungle Boy lands The SomerSault Plancha. Jungle Boy rolls Fish back into the ring. Luchasaurus punches Fish in the back. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus goes for a Bodyslam, but Fish lands back on his feet. Fish punches Jungle Boy. Fish ducks a clothesline from Luchasaurus. Fish sends Luchasaurus tumbling to the floor. Simultaneous tag to Nick. Double Irish Whip. Jungle Boy dives over Nick. Matt kicks out the legs of Jungle Boy. Assisted Senton Splash. Matt with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Kyle with a Flying Knee Strike off the apron.

Bucks and reDRagon gangs up on Luchasaurus. Nick tags in Matt. Nick with a GutBuster. Matt with a SomerSault NeckBreaker for a two count as Kyle broke the pin. Simultaneous tag to Kyle. Double Irish Whip. Kyle with a running forearm smash. Fish with a running knee lift. Kyle follows that with a Rising Knee Strike. Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker/Flying Knee Drop Combination for a two count as Nick broke the pin. Kyle tags in Fish. Combination Kicks. reDragon goes for a Double Belly to Back Suplex, but Jungle Boy lands back on his feet. Jungle Boy decks Fish with a back elbow smash. Jungle Boy dumps Kyle out of the ring. Matt tags himself in. Jungle Boy kicks Nick in the face. Jungle Boy with a back elbow smash. Jungle Boy slips over Matt’s back. Kyle pulls Jungle Boy out of the ring. Jungle Boy with The Rebound Lariat on the floor. Jungle Boy denies The PK. Jungle Boy decks Matt with a back elbow smash. Jungle Boy slides under Nick. Fish pulls Luchasaurus off the apron. Nick with a Rising Knee Strike. Nick with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Nick rocks Jungle Boy with a forearm smash. Running Bulldog/Dropkick Combination for a two count. Matt bickers with Kyle.

That leads us to a quick shoving contest. Jungle Boy rolls Matt over for a two count. Kyle shoves Jungle Boy into the canvas. Jungle Boy launches Matt over the top rope. Kyle inadvertently kicks Matt off the apron. Kyle stops Jungle Boy in his tracks. Jungle Boy uses his feet to create separation. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus with a double shoulder tackle. Luchasaurus with an Inside Out Lariat.. Luchasaurus kicks Nick in the face. Luchasaurus sends Matt face first into the canvas. Luchasaurus with a running elbow smash. Luchasaurus with a Running Hip Attack. Luchasaurus delivers The Helluva Kick. Matt side steps Luchasaurus into the turnbuckles. Luchasaurus avoids The Double SuperKick. Luchasaurus drops Nick with The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus with a Roundhouse Kick to Matt. Luchasaurus with The MoonSault Press off the apron. Luchasaurus goes for The Chokeslam, but Matt gets in the way. Matt thrust kicks the midsection of Luchasaurus. Nick with The Roundhouse Kick. Luchasaurus sends Matt face first into the apron. Nick with a shoulder block. Nick drills Luchasaurus with The Canadian Destroyer. Nick tags in Matt. Chokeslam Party. Luchasaurus with The Standing MoonSault for a two count. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy.

Luchasaurus kicks Nick in the face. Luchasaurus puts Nick on his shoulders. Jurassic Express hits The Doomsday Device for a two count. Fish trips Jungle Boy from the outside. Matt SuperKicks Fish off the apron. Kyle tags himself in. Kyle with a forearm smash. Forearm Exchange. Luchasaurus with a double clothesline. Luchasaurus blocks The SuperKick. Kyle kicks the left hamstring of Luchasaurus. Matt SuperKicks Luchasaurus. Kyle delivers his combination offense. Jungle Boy SuperKicks Kyle. Matt with another superkick. Kyle responds with a Double Rebound Lariat. Jungle Boy tags himself in. Jungle Boy with an Apron Enzuigiri. Jungle Boy with a shoulder block to Kyle. Jungle Boy slips over Kyle’s back. Kyle with a desperation knee lift. Kyle tags in Fish. Assisted DDT/German Suplex Combination for a two count. Fish puts Jungle Boy on the top turnbuckle. Jungle Boy and Fish are trading back and forth shots. Jungle Boy sends Fish crashing into the canvas. Fish kicks Jungle Boy’s ankles. Fish with a forearm smash. Kyle made the blind tag. Fish with an Avalanche Exploder Suplex. Kyle connects with The Diving Knee Drop. Kyle applies The Knee Bar. Fish with The Diving HeadButt. Kyle goes back to The Knee Bar. Matt breaks up the submission with a Flying Elbow Drop. Fish ducks a clothesline from Matt. Fish with The Samoan Drop. Nick with a Running Knee Strike. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus.

Nick with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. Nick blasts Kyle with The PK. Luchasaurus Chokeslams Nick in mid-air. Kyle with Ax and Smash. Kyle applies The Guillotine Choke. Jungle Boy lands The Shooting Star Press. Nick breaks up the cover with The 450 Splash. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. The referee gets distracted by Matt who’s holding one of the AEW Tag Team Title Belts. Standing Switch Exchange. Jungle Boy goes for The O’Connor Roll, but Kyle holds onto the ropes. Kyle nails Jungle Boy with the belt for a two count. Kyle tags in Fish. reDRagon connects with The Total Elimination for a two count. The Bucks pulls Luchasaurus out of the ring. Simultaneous tag to Nick. Double SuperKick to Fishi. Double SuperKick/TombStone PileDriver Combination to Jungle Boy. Nick lands The Tornillo. Nick tags in Matt. The Bucks delivers The BTE Trigger for a two count. Matt dumps Kyle out of the ring. Jungle Boy denies More Bang For Your Buck. Jungle Boy with a Top Rope FrankenSteiner. Jungle Boy with a German Suplex. Luchasaurus follows that with The SomerSault Plancha. Matt rolls Jungle Boy over for a two count. Luchasaurus with The Spinning Wheel Kick. Jurassic Express plants Matt with The Assisted SitOut PowerBomb to pickup the victory. After the match, Jurassic Express celebrates with Christian Cage.

Winner: Still AEW World Tag Team Champions, (35-9) The Jurassic Express via Pinfall 

Third Match: (2-0) Keith Lee vs. (45-7) Wardlow vs. (13-4) Christian Cage vs. (60-19-2) Orange Cassidy vs. (41-8) Ricky Starks vs. (42-17) Powerhouse Hobbs In A Face Of The Revolution Ladder Match 

Team TAZ gangs up on Lee after the bell rings. Haymaker Exchange. Lee tosses Starks out of the ring. Cassidy gets in the way of the hoss standoff in the center of the ring. Lethargic Kicks. Lee applies a double front face lock. Starks knocks Cassidy off Hobbs and Wardlow’s back. All hell starts breaking loose in Orlando. Starks whips Cassidy into the steel barricade. Cage with clubbing ladder shots. Cage rolls the ladder into the ring. Starks with a diving dropkick. Starks scales the ladder. Cassidy runs interference. Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets. Cassidy rolls under a clothesline from Starks. Cassidy dropkicks Starks. Cassidy pops back on his feet. Cassidy slowly climbs up the ladder. Cassidy ducks a clothesline from Cage. Cassidy denies The Killswitch. Cage tosses Starks and Cassidy to the outside. Hobbs trips Cage. Hobbs makes his way up the ladder. Cage with clubbing blows to Hobb’s back. Cage drops Hobbs with The Reverse DDT off the ladder.

Lee stands behind Cage. Lee slams Cage’s head on the ladder. Starks is throwing haymakers at Lee. Lee with a double irish whip. Lee leapfrogs over Cage and Starks. Lee drops down on the canvas. Lee with a Running Double Crossbody Block. Lee catches Cassidy in mid-air. Lee uses Cassidy as a weapon. Lee climbs up the ladder. Wardlow stops Lee in his tracks. Wardlow tells Lee to bring it. Hobbs attacks Lee and Wardlow with the ladder. Team TAZ races up the ladder. Cassidy tips the ladder ove. Cassidy swings the ladder at everything that moves. Cassidy gets crotched in the middle rungs of the ladder. Hobbs drops Cage with a shoulder tackle. Hobbs puts the ladder in front of Lee in the corner. Hobbs with a Big Biel Throw into the ladder. Hobbs with The SuperPlex off the ladder. Hobbs denies The Spear. Cage with a straight right hand. Cage Spears Hobbs into the ladder. Starks snatches the ladder away from Cage. Starks rocks Cage with a forearm smash. Starks Spears Cage.

Wardlow knocks Starks off the ladder. Starks and Cassidy jumps on Wardlow’s back. Wardlow is still climbing up the ladder. All six competitors are scaling dueling ladders in the center of the ring. Wardlow and Hobbs clears the ring. Second Haymaker Exchange. Lee sends Cassidy crashing into Cage and Starks on the outside. Wardlow clotheslines Lee and Hobbs over the top rope. Wardlow and Hobbs gangs up on Lee on the ramp. Hobbs with clubbing ladder shots. Hobbs talks smack to Lee. Wardlow with a Pounce that sends Lee and Hobbs crashing through two tables on the floor. Starks delivers the low blow. Starks climbs up the ladder. Starks gets distracted by Danhausen. Danhausen sends Starks crashing into the canvas. Starks with clubbing blows to Cage’s back. Wardlow PowerBombs Cage. Cage gets his hand on the brass ring. Wardlow jumps onto the ladder. Wardlow punches Starks in the back. Wardlow PowerBombs Starks on the ladder bridge. Wardlow procures the brass ring to pickup the victory.

Winner: (46-7) Wardlow 

Fourth Match: (28-0) Jade Cargill (c) w/Mark Sterling vs. (54-9) Taynara Conti w/Anna Jay & Brodie Lee Jr. For The AEW TBS Championship 

Cargill kisses Conti after the bell rings. Conti slaps Cargill in the face. Conti with forearm shivers. Cargill shoves Conti. Conti denies The Pump Kick. Cargill goes for a Bodyslam, but Conti lands back on her feet. Cargill avoids The Roundhouse Kick. Cargill puts Conti on her shoulders. Cargill goes for The Jaded, but Conti counters with The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Cargill applies a single leg crab. Conti grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Cargill nails Conti with The Pump Kick. Cargill talks smack to Conti. Cargill mocks Conti. Cargill toys around with Conti. Conti with a flurry of judo throws. Conti with Three Pump Kicks. Conti follows that with The Swinging DDT for a two count. Cargill regroups on the outside. Conti wipes out Sterling with a Flying Cannonball Senton.

Cargill drops Jay with The Pump Kick. Cargill sends Conti face first into the steel ring steps. Cargill rolls Conti back into the ring. Conti delivers The Roundhouse Kick. Cargill denies The Hammerlock DDT. Standing Switch Exchange. Rollup Exchange. Jay blasts Cargill with a steel chair behind the referee’s back. Conti rolls Cargill over for a two count. Conti with another DDT for a two count. Conti is displaying her frustration. Conti SuperKicks Cargill. Cargill negates The Tay KO. Cargill connects with The Eye Of The Storm for a two count. Cargill lands The Frog Splash for a two count. Conti regroups on the outside. Conti drops Cargill with The Pump Kick. Conti rolls Cargill back into the ring. Conti hits The Gotch Style PileDriver for a two count. Cargill sends Conti face first into the go-pro camera. Cargill plants Conti with The Jaded to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still AEW TBS Champion, (29-0) Jade Cargill via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: (12-1) CM Punk vs. (31-9) MJF In A Dog Collar Match 

MJF whips the chain into Punk’s face. Punk pulls MJF back into the ring. Punk puts his foot on the back of MJF’s neck. MJF slams Punk’s head on the top rope. MJF wraps the chain around his fist. Punk kicks MJF in the gut. Punk slams MJF’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Punk wraps the chain around the steel ring post. Punk repeatedly whips MJF into the turnbuckles. MJF begs for mercy. Punk with a toe kick. Punk stomps on the right hand of MJF. Punk transitions into a corner mount. MJF escapes underneath Puk. MJF drills Punk with The Cheeky Nando’s Kick. MJF PowerBombs Punk for a two count. MJF whips Punk with the chain. MJF poses for the crowd. Punk is throwing haymakers at MJF. Punk sends MJF face first into the top turnbuckle pad. Punk with a Rising Knee Strike. MJF denies The Running Bulldog. MJF with chain assisted haymakers. Punk is busted open. MJF wraps the chain around Punk’s mouth. MJF stomps on the left hand of Punk. MJF grabs a microphone and wants Punk to quit. Punk tells MJF to eat shit.

MJF is raining down haymakers. Punk yanks MJF off the middle turnbuckle. Punk with a falling headbutt. Punk attacks the midsection of MJF with the chain. Punk with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Punk with a falling axe handle strike. Punk follows that with a Rising Knee Strike. Punk wraps the chain around MJF’s neck. Punk with The Running Bulldog. Punk viciously whips MJF with the chain. Punk repeatedly drives his knee into the right hand of MJF. MJF denies The GTS. MJF goes after Punk’s open wound. MJF applies The Sleeper Hold. MJF transitions into The Salt Of The Earth. Punk rolls MJF over for a two count. Punk applies The Anaconda Vice. MJF rolls Punk over for a two count. MJF sends Punk to the ring apron. MJF goes for The Heat Seeker, but Punk counters with a double leg takedown. Punk wraps the chain around his right knee. Punk drops MJF with The Shining Wizard. Punk wraps the chain around MJF’s eye. Punk is raining down chain assisted haymakers. MJF is busted open. Punk whips MJF into the steel ring steps. Punk tees off on MJF. MJF side steps Punk into the ring steps. Punk with three haymakers. Punk rolls MJF back into the ring.

Punk goes for The GTS, but his knees give out. MJF punches the right knee of Punk. MJF rakes the eyes of Punk. Punk hits The Tombstone PileDriver on the apron. Punk wraps the chain around his right elbow. Punk goes for The Flying Elbow Drop, but MJF ducks out of the way. MJF goes into the lateral press for a two count. MJF spills thousands of thumbtacks on the canvas. MJF with a Rising Knee Strike. MJF mocks Punk. Punk starts biting the right thumb of MJF. MJF kicks the right knee of Punk. MJF with forearm shivers. Punk kicks MJF in the gut. MJF denies The BrainBuster. MJF ducks a clothesline from Punk. MJF with two forearm smashes. Punk with The Roundhouse Kick. MJF denies The Pepsi Plunge. MJF has Punk perched on the top turnbuckle. MJF delivers The SuperPlex into the thumbtacks for a two count. MJF with a steel chain punch for a two count. MJF calls out for Wardlow. Wardlow refuses to give MJF the Dynamite Diamond Ring. Punk connects with The GTS into the thumbtacks. Wardlow gives Punk the dynamite diamond ring. Wardlow heads towards the backstage area. Punk gives MJF the middle finger. MJF spits at Punk. Punk plants MJF with The Dynamite Diamond Punch to close the show.

Winner: (13-1) CM Punk via Pinfall 

Sixth Match: (41-20) Britt Baker (c) w/Rebel & Jamie Hayter vs. (51-7) Thunder Rosa For The AEW Women’s World Championship 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Rosa applies a side headlock. Rosa with a side headlock takeover. Baker answers with the headscissors escape. Baker with a Butterfly Suplex for a one count. Baker punches Rosa in the back. Baker sends Rosa to the corner. Baker with a running forearm smash. Baker is choking Rosa in the corner. The referee admonishes Baker. Following a rolling snap mare takeover, Baker applies a hammerlock. Rosa reverses the hold. Rosa with a shoulder block. Baker answers with a forearm smash. Rosa denies The Lock Jaw. Rollup Exchange. Rosa applies a front face lock. Baker backs Rosa into the ropes. The referee calls for a clean break. Forearm Exchange. Rosa reverses out of the irish whip from Baker. Rosa with a Pendulum BackBreaker. Rosa with a Rising Knee Strike. Rosa follows that with a leaping meteora. Baker side steps Rosa into the turnbuckles. Baker with a Draping NeckBreaker. Baker is choking Rosa with her boot. Hayter attacks Rosa behind the referee’s back. Baker with a forearm smash. Baker applies the cravate. Baker with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Rosa avoids The Ripcord Lariat. Rosa with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Baker answers with a Flatliner into the middle turnbuckle pad.

Baker repeatedly stomps on Rosa’s back and chest. Baker uses the ring post as a weapon. Baker applies The Paradise Lock on the bottom rope. Baker stands on Rosa’s face. Hayter and Rebel gangs up on Rosa behind the referee’s back. Baker with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a two count. Second Forearm Exchange. Rosa with a deep arm-drag. Baker applies a hammerlock. Baker repeatedly slams Rosa’s head on the canvas. Baker tugs on Rosa’s hair. Baker with clubbing crossfaces. Rosa with three sharp elbow strikes. Rosa ducks a clothesline from Baker. Rosa with a Release German Suplex. Rosa with two clotheslines. Rosa follows that with a drop toe hold into the middle rope. Rosa dropkicks the back of Baker. Rosa with a Running Dropkick. Rosa with The Bridging Northern Lights Suplex for a two count. Rosa with a Hesitation Meteora. Baker puts Rosa on her shoulders. Baker hits The Air Raid Crash for a two count. Rosa denies The Swinging Fisherman’s NeckBreaker. Rosa goes for The Fire Thunder Driver, but Baker lands back on her feet. Baker with a forearm across the back of Rosa’s head. Baker with two forearm smashes. Baker with a Pendulum Suplex for a two count. Baker repeatedly kicks Rosa in the face. Baker and Rosa are trading back and forth shots. Rosa with two back elbow smashes. Baker answers with another Butterfly Suplex for a two count. Rebel gives Baker the black glove.

Rosa with a Corner Dropkick. Rosa with a Running Uppercut. Rosa puts Baker on the top turnbuckle. Rosa with The SuperPlex. Rosa with a Spinning NeckBreaker. Rosa follows that with The Sliding Lariat for a two count. Baker kicks Rosa in the face. Baker denies The Fire Thunder Driver. Baker with The Rolling Elbow. Baker with The Swinging Fisherman’s NeckBreaker. Baker with a double underhook slam for a two count. Third Forearm Exchange. Rosa denies The Lock Jaw. Rollup Exchange. Baker applies The CrossFace. Rosa with a Belly to Back Suplex for a two count. Rosa ascends to the top turnbuckle. Haymaker Exchange. Baker with The Avalanche Air Raid Crash for a two count. Fourth Forearm Exchange. Baker sends Rosa to the corner. Misfired Tombstone PileDrivers. Rosa rolls Baker over for a two count. Rosa nails Baker with The Tombstone PileDriver. The referee gets distracted by Rebel. Rosa knocks Rebel off the ring apron. Rollup Exchange. Baker SuperKicks Rosa. Baker connects with The Curb Stomp on the Women’s Title for a two count. Rosa applies The Lock Jaw. Baker rolls Rosa over for a two count. Rosa applies a half straight jacket hold. Rebel continues to run interference. Rosa Spears Rebel out of the ring. Rosa clotheslines Hayter. Baker plants Rosa with The Curb Stomp to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still AEW Women’s World Champion, (42-20) Britt Baker via Pinfall 

Seventh Match: (57-10-1) Jon Moxley vs. (16-2-2) Bryan Danielson 

Feeling out process after the bell rings. Moxley backs Danielson into the ropes. Danielson grapples around Moxley. Danielson gets Moxley into the ropes. The referee calls for a clean break. Moxley applies a waist lock. Danielson with a drop toe hold. Chain grappling exchange. Both men spill to the outside. Danielson hides behind the referee. Moxley slaps Danielson in the face. Greco Roman Knuckle Lock. Danielson slaps Moxley in the face. Following a snap mare takeover, Danielson kicks Moxley in the back. Danielson starts doing jumping jacks in the corner. Moxley tells Danielson to bring it. Danielson obliges with a palm strike. Moxley unloads two knife edge chops. Following a snap mare takeover, Moxley kicks Danielson in the back of the head. Moxley mocks Danielson. Forearm Exchange. Bodyshot Exchange. Danielson uppercuts Moxley. Moxley with forearm shivers. Moxley repeatedly stomps on Danielson’s chest. Moxley is choking Danielson with his boot. Moxley with the irish whip. Danielson dives over Moxley. Danielson ducks a clothesline from Moxley. Moxley scores the elbow knockdown. Moxley with clubbing mid-kicks. Danielson with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip.

Danielson unloads a series of mid-kicks. Danielson kicks Moxley in the ribs. Danielson poses for the crowd. Danielson repeatedly drives his knee into Moxley’s ribs. Danielson stands on Moxley’s ribs. The referee admonishes Danielson. Danielson uppercuts Moxley. Danielson is mauling Moxley in the corner. Chop Exchange. Danielson with a Spinning Back Kick. Danielson is choking Moxley with his knee. Danielson with a Front Chancery Suplex. Moxley avoids The Diving HeadButt. Moxley is throwing haymakers at Danielson. Danielson reverses out of the irish whip from Moxley. Danielson drops Moxley with The Kitchen Sink. Danielson with a Corner Dropkick/Mid-Kick Combination. Standing Switch Exchange. Moxley with a Release German Suplex. Moxley ducks a clothesline from Danielson. Moxley with The Back Drop Driver. Moxley goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Danielson lands back on his feet. Danielson with The Roundhouse Kick. Danielson applies The Guillotine Choke. Moxley with The X-Plex.

Moxley transitions into a corner mount. Danielson continues to kick Moxley in the ribs. Moxley with combination palm strikes. Danielson rakes the eyes of Moxley. Moxley sends Danielson crashing to the outside. Danielson lures Moxley to the outside. Moxley denies The Suicide Dive. Hockey Fight in Orlando. HeadButt Exchange. Both guys are knocked down after a double forearm. Both guys are busted open. Muay Thai Knee Strike Exchange. Moxley with clubbing headbutts. Danielson denies The Death Rider. Danielson with The Rolling Elbow. Moxley responds with The King Kong Lariat. Moxley puts Danielson on the top turnbuckle. Moxley unloads two knife edge chops. Moxley rakes the back of Danielson. Moxley gets crotched on the top turnbuckle. Danielson with an Avalanche Belly to Back Suplex for a two count.

Danielson with clubbing elbow smashes. Danielson applies The Dragon Sleeper. Moxley puts his foot on the bottom rope which forces the break. Danielson kicks Moxley in the ribs. Danielson with two arm-ringers. Moxley applies The Sleeper Hold. Danielson responds with The Dragon Sleeper. Moxley slips free from the hold. Moxley with clubbing elbow smashes. Moxley applies The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Danielson transitions into The Lebel Lock. Moxley grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Moxley scores the ankle pick. Vicious Boot Exchange. Moxley repeatedly stomps on Danielson’s face. Moxley applies The Bulldog Choke. Danielson rolls Moxley for a two count. Danielson with a Shoulder Capture Suplex. Moxley rises back on his feet. Danielson kicks Moxley in the ribs. Danielson connects with The Running Knee for a two count. Danielson repeatedly stomps on Moxley’s face. Danielson applies The Triangle Sleeper. Danielson is raining down elbow smashes. Moxley refuses to quit. Moxley plants Danielson with The Bridging Jackknife Hold to pickup the victory. After the match, Danielson shoves the referee. Danielson and Moxley gets into a pier six brawl.

Winner: (58-10-1) Jon Moxley via Pinfall 

Eight Match: (42-15) Sammy Guevara, (54-19-1) Darby Allin, (7-0) Sting vs. (0-0) The AHFO (Andrade El Idolo, Matt Hardy and Isiah Kassidy) In A 6-Man Tornado Tag Team Match  

Allin clotheslines Idolo to the floor before the bell rings. All hell starts breaking loose in Orlando. Sting whips Kassidy into the steel barricade. Jose runs interference. Idolo rakes the eyes of Allin. Sting tosses Jose around the ringside area. Allin pulls out a trash can from under the ring. Allin puts the trash can over Jose’s head. Sting has Jose sitting on the chair. Allin lands The Suicide Dive. Idolo cracks Allin with a steel chair. Idolo throws the trash can at Sting. Idolo dumps Guevara ribs first on the barricade. Hardy transitions into a ground and pound attack. Double Vertical Suplex on the floor. Running Leg Drop/Standing Frog Splash Combination. Sting with two clotheslines. Sting attacks Hardy and Kassidy with the trash can. Allin with a series of coffin splashes. Guevara hits The Double SpringBoard Cutter. Idolo dumps Guevara out of the ring. Sting stomps on Hardy’s chest. Idolo dropkicks the trash can into Sting’s face. Idolo with a Deadlift Buckle Bomb.

Idolo puts Allin on the top turnbuckle. Idolo punches Allin in the back. Guevara is throwing haymakers at Allin. Idolo shoves Guevara off the top turnbuckle. Idolo with a Flying Double Foot Stomp. Idolo ducks a clothesline from Guevara. Hardy kicks Guevara in the gut. Hardy drops Guevara with The Twist Of Fate. Idolo hooks the outside leg for a two count. Hardy brings Guevara to the outside. Hardy with forearm shivers to Sting. Idolo tosses Allin out of the ring. Sting is throwing haymakers at Hardy. Allin avoids The SpringBoard Axe Handle Strike. Sting kicks Hardy in the gut. Sting whips Hardy into the barricade. Marq Quen throws a chair into Guevara’s face. Sting dumps Hardy face first on the barricade. Guevara launches Quen over the barricade. Kassidy delivers The Silly String on the floor. Sting and Hardy are brawling in the crowd. Sting with clubbing chair shots. Sting with a reverse hammer throw into the retaining wall. The Butcher and The Blade joins the fray.

Butcher starts swinging Allin against the wall. Quen lays Guevara flat on a table. Guevara SuperKicks Quen. Kassidy is standing on top of a podium on the stage. Guevara and Kassidy are trading back and forth shots. Guevara connects with The Avalanche Spanish Fly through the table on the stage. The Butcher and The Blade sets up a table contraption on the other side of the arena. Sting is displaying his fighting spirit. The numbers are just too much for Sting. Hardy drags Sting around the arena. Idolo goes for a Bodyslam, but Allin lands back on his feet. Forearm Exchange. Double Palm Strike. Sting decks Hardy with a back elbow smash. Sting plants Idolo with The Flying Splash through the table contraption. Hardy delivers the low blow. Hardy sends Allin over the barricade. Hardy rolls Allin back into the ring. Hardy with a massive chair shot across the back of Allin. Hardy wraps the chair around Allin’s neck. Allin negates The Twist Of Fate. Allin attacks the throat of Hardy with the chair. Allin with The Scorpion Death Drop. Allin plants Hardy with The Coffin Drop to pickup the victory.

Winner: (43-15) Sammy Guevara, (55-19-1) Darby Allin, (8-0) Sting via Pinfall 

Ninth Match: (48-16-1) Hangman Page (c) vs. (18-4) Adam Cole For The AEW World Championship 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Page backs Cole into the ropes. The referee calls for a clean break. Page pats Cole on the chest. Cole with a waist lock go-behind. Wrist Lock Exchange. Page brings Cole down to the mat. Page applies a hammerlock. Cole reverses the hold. Cole backs Page into the turnbuckles. Cole with forearm shivers. Cole talks smack to Page. Page rocks Cole with a forearm smash. Page unloads two knife edge chops. Cole kicks Page in the gut. Page with a blistering chop. Page sends Cole to the corner. Page with a corner clothesline. Page with a short-arm clothesline. Page follows that with another chop. Page whips Cole across the ring. Cole bails out to the floor. Page with a Baseball Slide Dropkick. Page tosses Cole around the ringside area. Page punches Cole in the back. Page has Cole draped across the ring apron. Page with a Running Boot. Page kicks Cole in the face. Page resets the referee’s ten count. Cole crawls under Page. Page inadvertently clotheslines the steel ring post. Cole drops Page with The Big Boot. Cole repeatedly throws Page into the steel ring steps. Cole rolls Page back into the ring.

Cole repeatedly stomps on Page’s chest. Cole is choking Page with his boot. Page with two knife edge chops. Cole hits The Ushigoroshi for a one count. Cole with a NeckBreaker. Cole hammers down on Page’s chest. Cole peppers Page with forearms. Cole wraps the right shoulder of Page around the top rope. Cole bickers with the referee. Page is lighting up Cole’s chest. Cole ducks a clothesline from Page. Cole with The Spinning Rack Bomb for a two count. Cole applies a top wrist lock. Page with a forearm smash. Cole drives his knee into the midsection of Page. Page kicks Cole in the face. Cole drops Page with The Backstabber for a two count. Cole continues to run his mouth. Page slaps Cole in the face. Page with forearm smashes. Cole thrust kicks the midsection of Page. Page answers with a Big Boot in mid-air. Page is throwing haymakers at Cole. Page whips Cole across the ring. Cole ducks a clothesline from Page. Page with The Fallaway Slam. Page pops back on his feet. Page with a SpringBoard Clothesline. Cole avoids The Slingshot Pescado. Page with The Pop Up PowerBomb into the apron. Page lands The Orihara MoonSault. Page rolls Cole back into the ring.

Page prepares for The Buckshot Lariat. Cole exits the ring. Cole with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cole with another BackStabber. Cole goes for The Running Knee, but Page counters with The SitOut PowerBomb for a two count. Page puts Cole on the top turnbuckle. Page with two knife edge chops. Cole denies The SuperPlex. Page denies The Sunset Flip PowerBomb. Page with a mule kick. Cole SuperKicks Page in mid-air for a two count. Cole starts tuning up the band. Page avoids The SuperKick. Page hits The Dead Eye for a two count. Forearm Exchange. Page with combination palm strikes. Cole answers with The Pump Kick. Cole SuperKicks Page. Page with The Rolling Elbow. Page goes for a Running Lariat, but Cole counters with The CrossFace. Page grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Page with forearm shivers. Cole with The Arm-Ringer on the apron. Cole goes for The Ushigoroshi, but Page lands back on his feet. Page nails Cole with The Tombstone PileDriver for a two count. Second Forearm Exchange. Hockey Fight in the center of the ring. Page HeadButts Cole. Cole with The Pump Kick. Page with The Rolling Elbow. Cole answers with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Page with The Deadlift German Suplex. Cole drops Page with The Ushigoroshi for a two count.

Cole ascends to the top turnbuckle. Page with a forearm smash. Cole goes after Page’s ribs. Page HeadButts Cole. Page with an Avalanche Fallaway Slam for a two count. Page gets distracted by reDRagon. Cole SuperKicks Page off the apron. Cole drills Page with The Panama Sunrise on the floor. Cole rolls Page back into the ring. Cole goes into the cover for a two count. Page denies The Panama Sunrise. Page with a Rolling Elbow. Cole SuperKicks Page. The referee is distracted by reDRagon. Cole delivers the low blow. Cole hits The Panama Sunrise for a two count. Cole connects with The Last Shot for a two count. Cole with Two SuperKicks. Cole pulls down his knee pad. Cole goes for The Last Shot, but Page counters with an Inside Out Lariat. Page goes for The Buckshot Lariat, but Cole counters with Three SuperKicks. Page crumbles into the canvas. reDragon grabs the time keepers table. Page delivers The Dead Eye through the table on the floor. reDragon starts brawling with The Dark Order. Page rolls Cole back into the ring. Page connects with The Buckshot Lariat for a two count. Cole grabbed the bottom rope. Page ties Cole’s left hand to the top rope. SuperKick Exchange. Page pulls down his knee pad. Page drops Cole with The Last Shot. Page plants Cole with The Buckshot Lariat to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still AEW Champion, (49-16-1) Hangman Page via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez