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AEW Dynamite Results (1/19/22): Jon Moxley Returns

   January 19, 2022

AEW Dynamite
January 19, 2022
Entertainment & Sports Arena
Washington, D.C.

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross and Tony Schiavone)

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

Jon Moxley Promo 

First Match: (14-4) Adam Cole & (39-19) Britt Baker vs. (57-18-2) Orange Cassidy & (38-15) Kris Statlander In A Mixed Tag Team Match 

Britt Baker and Kris Statlander will start things off. Baker and Cole are playing mind games with Best Friends. Baker talks smack to Cassidy. Lethargic Kicks. Baker stomps on the right foot of Cassidy. Baker poses for the crowd. Statlander bodyslams Baker. Statlander gives Baker a boop. Baker drops down on the canvas. Statlander blocks a boot from Baker. Statlander goes for The Big Bang Theory, but Baker lands back on her feet. Baker tags in Cole. Cole tells Statlander to get out of the ring. Cassidy with The Flying Crossbody Block. Cassidy ducks a clothesline from Cole. Cole denies The Spinning DDT. Cole sends Cassidy into the ropes. Cole with The Pump Kick. Cole goes for The Ushigoroshi, but Cassidy lands back on his feet. Cassidy ducks another clothesline from Cole. Cassidy drops Cole with The Spinning DDT. Cole regroups on the outside. Statlander kicks Baker in the gut. Assisted Delayed Vertical Suplex. Cassidy flexes his muscles. Statlander with The Shooting Star Press off the ring apron. Cassidy delivers The Lethargic Trust Fall. Cassidy takes a victory lap around the ringside area.

Best Friends Hug. Stereo SuperKicks. Baker repeatedly stomps on Statlander’s chest. Cole sends Cassidy face first into the steel ring post. Cole rolls Cassidy back into the ring. Cole transitions into a ground and pound attack. Cole with a forearm smash. Cole applies a wrist lock. Cole whips Cassidy into the turnbuckles. Cole flexes his muscles. Cole with The Hangman’s NeckBreaker. Cole applies a rear chin lock. Cole scores the elbow knockdown. Cole with clubbing blows to Cassidy’s chest. Cole applies The Figure Four Headlock. Cole applies a wrist lock. Cole with two hammer throws. Cassidy rolls back into the ring. Both men are knocked down after a double clothesline. Baker and Statlander are tagged in. Statlander clotheslines Baker. Statlander scores the elbow knockdown. Statlander with a BackBreaker. Statlander whips Baker into the turnbuckles. Statlander with a running forearm smash. Statlander with a running knee strike. Statlander follows that with The Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Statlander goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Baker lands back on her feet. Statlander avoids The Ripcord Elbow. Statlander goes for a Hip Toss, but Baker rolls her over for a two count. Statlander goes for The Gory Stretch, but Baker lands back on her feet. Baker kicks Statlander in the gut. Baker drops Statlander with The Swinging Fisherman’s NeckBreaker. Cole and Cassidy are tagged in.

Haymaker Exchange. Cole thrust kicks the left knee of Cassidy. Cassidy blocks The SuperKick. Cole with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cole goes for The Ushigoroshi, but Cassidy counters with The Stundog Millionaire. Baker made the blind tag. Cassidy goes for The Beach Break, but Baker gets in the way. Baker hits The Curb Stomp behind the referee’s back. Statlander with The Big Boot. Statlander with The Half Nelson Driver for a two count. Statlander drags Baker to the corner. Baker uses Cole as a human shield. Statlander lands The 450 Splash. Statlander tags in Cassidy. Cassidy connects with The Beach Break for a two count. Cole avoids The Orange Punch. Cole SuperKicks Cassidy in mid-air. Statlander throws Cassidy back into the ring. Cole ascends to the top turnbuckle. Baker drills Statlander with The Pittsburgh Sunrise on the ramp way. Cole nails Cassidy with The Panama Sunrise for a two count. Cole and Baker repositions the time keepers table. Cole dodges The Orange Punch. Cassidy sends Baker crashing through the table on the floor. Cole is pissed. Cole delivers the low blow. Cole plants Cassidy with The Last Shot to pickup the victory.

Winner: (15-4) Adam Cole & (40-19) Britt Baker via Pinfall

Second Match: (10-0) CM Punk vs. (42-17) Shawn Spears w/MJF 

MJF joins the commentary team for this match. Punk ducks a clothesline from Spears. Spears denies The Swinging NeckBreaker. Punk connects with The GTS to pickup the victory. After the match, Punk avoided MJF’s sneak attack. Punk stops MJF in his tracks. Punk snatches MJF’s scar. MJF heads towards the backstage area.

Winner: (11-0) CM Punk via Pinfall 

Third Match: (0-0) The House Of Black vs. (24-5) The Varsity Blonds w/Julia Hart 

Brody King and Griff Garrison will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. King backs Garrison into the turnbuckles. Black tags himself in. Garrison applies a side headlock. Black whips Garrison across the ring. Black scores the elbow knockdown. Black with a forearm smash. Black with a Mid-Kick. Following a snap mare takeover, Black applies a rear chin lock. King tags himself in. Black with The Big Boot. King drops Garrison with a shoulder tackle. Garrison decks King with a JawBreaker. Garrison with a back elbow smash to Black. King goes for a Bodyslam, but Garrison lands back on his feet.

Garrison tags in Pillman. Pillman with a straight right hand. King is pissed. Pillman starts losing his composure on the outside. King with a running forearm smash to Garrison. Pillman SuperKicks Black. King denies The Baseball Slide Dropkick. King drives Pillman back first into the ring apron. King applies a waist lock. Pillman kicks Black in the face. Pillman with a back elbow smash. Black kicks the right wrist of Pillman. King rocks Pillman with a forearm smash. Black sweeps out the legs of Pillman. King with a Senton Splash. King with a Running Lariat. House Of Black connects with The Dante’s Inferno to pickup the victory.

Winner: (1-0) The House Of Black via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: (41-9) Lance Archer w/Jake The Snake Roberts & Dan Lambert vs. (61-28) Frankie Kazarian 

Archer attacks Kazarian before the bell rings. Archer turns his back on Kazarian. Kazarian with forearm shivers. Archer shoves Kazarian. Kazarian dropkicks the left knee of Archer. Kazarian with a straight right hand. Archer clotheslines the back of Kazarian’s neck. Archer with a short-arm clothesline. Archer slaps Kazarian in the chest. Kazarian kicks Archer in the gut. Kazarian is throwing haymakers at Archer. Archer with clubbing blows to Kazarian’s back. Archer stomps on Kazarian’s back. Archer is choking Kazarian with his boot. Archer slams Kazarain’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Archer repeatedly stomps on Kazarian’s chest. Archer rams his boot across Kaazarain’s face. Archer rocks Kazarian with a forearm smash. Archer with a southpaw haymaker. Archer is mauling Kazarian in the corner. Archer with another forearm smash. Archer drives his knee into the midsection of Kazarian. Archer with a Release Vertical Suplex. Archer with a knee lift. Archer continues to hammer down on Kazarian’s back. Archer sends Kazarain to the corner.

Kazarian decks Archer with a back elbow smash. Kazarian side steps Archer into the turnbuckles. Kazarian ducks a clothesline from Archer. Archer clotheslines Kazarian off the ring apron. Kazarian with a knife edge chop. Forearm Exchange. Archer sends Kazarian face first into the steel ring post. Archer yells at the crowd. Kazaarian with rapid fire haymakers. Archer rolls Kazarian back into the ring. Kazarian unloads two knife edge chops. Kazarian with a straight right hand. Archer delivers The Pounce. Archer uses the top rope as a weapon. Archer with a running forearm smash. Kazarian with clubbing blows to Archer’s back. Archer tosses Kazarian back into the ring. Archer stomps on the midsection of Kazarian. Archer continues to choke Kazarian with his boot. Archer with an overhand chop. Archer sends Kazarian chest first into the turnbuckles. Archer is choking Kazarian with his knee. Archer with forearm shivers. Archer applies The Claw.

Archer goes for The Chokeslam, but Kazarian lands back on his feet. Kazarian ducks a clothesline from Archer. Kazarian with forearm shivers. Archer sends Kazarian into the ropes. Kazarian with a flying forearm smash. Archer brings Kazarian to the corner. Archer decks Kazarian with a back elbow smash. Kazarian denies The Blackout. Kazarian kicks Archer in the face. Kazarian delivers The Missile Dropkick. Kazarian hits The SpringBoard Leg Drop for a one count. Kazarian with a Running Meteora. Archer denies The CrossFace Chicken Wing. Archer with a forearm smash. Archer Chokeslams Kazarian. Archer connects with The Ripcord Black Hole Slam. Archer puts Kazarian on the top turnbuckle. Archer plants Kazarian with The Blackout to pickup the victory. After the match, Lambert talks smack about Hangman Page’s upbringing. Archer says that he’s sick and tired of the Cowboy Bullshit. Archer brings Kazarian up the ramp way. Archer gets Kazarian in position for another Chokeslam. Page appears on the stage. Page slaps Archer in the face. Page and Archer are trading back and forth shots. Page nails Archer with the cowboy boot. Archer denies The Buckshot Lariat. Page with Three Rolling Elbows. Page clotheslines Archer over the top rope.

Winner: (42-9) Lance Archer via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: (13-5) Serena Deeb vs. (5-10) Skye Blue 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Deeb grapples around Blue. Following a snap mare takeover, Deeb slaps Blue in the back of the head. Deeb talks smack to Blue. Deeb drop steps into a side headlock. Blue whips Deeb across the ring. Deeb drops Blue with a shoulder tackle. Blue drops down on the canvas. Deeb sends Blue chest first into the middle rope. Blue ducks a clothesline from Deeb.

Blue rocks Deeb with a forearm smash. Deeb applies The Guillotine Choke in the ropes. Deeb with The Hangman’s NeckBreaker on the middle rope. Deeb levels Blue with The Body Avalanche. Deeb sweeps out the legs of Blue. Deeb catapults Blue throat first into the bottom rope. Deeb stomps on Blue’s chest. Deeb with two uppercuts. Deeb with The Swinging NeckBreaker. Deeb connects with The Detox. Deeb repeatedly slams the left knee of Blue on the canvas. Deeb makes Blue tap out to The Serenity Lock.

Winner: (14-5) Serena Deeb via Submission 

Line Up For This Weeks AEW Rampage & AEW Beach Break 2022 

AEW Rampage 

– Jon Moxley vs. Ethan Page w/Scorpio Sky & Dan Lambert

– HOOK vs. Serpentico

– The Young Bucks w/Brandon Cutler vs. Roppongi Vice w/Orange Cassidy

– Jade Cargill (c) w/Mark Sterling vs. Anna Jay w/John Silver For The AEW TBS Championship

AEW Beach Break 2022

– The Inner Circle vs. Daniel Garcia & 2.0 In A 6-Man Tag Team Match

– Red Velvet vs. Leyla Hirsch

– Cody Rhodes (c) w/Arn Anderson vs. Sammy Guevara (c) In A Ladder Match For The AEW TNT Championship

– Adam Cole vs. Orange Cassidy In A Lights Out Match

Sixth Match: (6-0) Sting & (53-17-1) Darby Allin vs. (37-12) The Acclaimed 

The Acclaimed viciously attacks Sting and Darby Allin before the bell rings. Bowens repeatedly stomps on Allin’s chest. Bowens drives a chair into the midsection of Allin. Caster wraps the chair around Allin’s neck. The Acclaimed drives Allin neck first into the steel ring post. Allin starts receiving medical attention in the backstage area. Sting unloads a flurry of strikes. Sting kicks Caster out of the ring. Sting with a straight right hand. Sting whips Bowens into the turnbuckles. Sting kicks out the legs of Bowens. Sting knocks Caster off the ring apron. Sting dumps Bowens out of the ring. Sting whips Bowens into the steel ring steps. Sting kicks Caster in the gut. Caster takes a trip to the ring stairs. Sting with The Stinger Splash. Bowens removes the top turnbuckle pad. Bowens side steps Sting into the exposed. Caster dropkicks Sting. Bowens hooks the outside leg for a one count.

Bowens repeatedly stomps on Sting’s chest. Bowens tags in Caster. Double Vertical Suplex for a two count. Caster argues with the referee. Sting with heavy bodyshots. Caster drives his knee into the midsection of Sting. Caster tags in Bowens. Caster slams Sting’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Bowens with a running forearm smash. Caster with a leaping back elbow smash. Caster Powerslams Sting. Bowens hooks the outside leg for a two count. Bowens poses for the crowd. Bowens uses the middle rope as a weapon. Caster kicks Sting in the face. Bowens stomps on Sting’s chet. Bowens with a forearm smash. Bowens toys around with Sting. Bowens tags in Caster. Caster kicks Sting in the gut. Caster hammers down on the back of Sting’s neck. Caster tags in Bowens. Bowens HeadButts Sting. Bowens drops Sting with a NeckBreaker for a two count. Bowens tags in Caster. Double Irish Whip. Sting with a double clothesline. Sting applies The Scorpion Death Lock.

Bowens with The Rolling Elbow. Sting refuses to let go of the hold. Bowens SuperKicks Sting. Bowens nails Sting with the boom box behind the referee’s back. Bowens punches Sting in the back. Allin knocks Caster off the ring stairs with The Missile Dropkick. Allin sends Bowens face first into the ring post. Sting tags in Allin. Allin delivers The Coffin Drop to the outside. Allin hits The Code Red for a two count. Allin with Two Coffin Splashes. Allin applies The Guillotine Choke. Caster tags in Bowens. Bowens decks Allin with a back elbow smash. Bowens with a chop/jab combination. Bowens SuperKicks Allin. The Acclaimed connects with The Mic Drop for a two count. Sting clotheslines Caster over the top rope. Sting sends Bowens crashing into the ramp way. Sting with The Flying Splash off the stage, through the time keepers table. Allin side steps Bowens into the exposed steel. Allin with The Flipping Stunner. Allin plants Bowens with The Coffin Drop to pickup the victory.

Winner: (7-0) Sting & (54-17-1) Darby Allin via Pinfall Checkout Episode 292 of The Hoots Podcast

Author: Josh Lopez