WWE Raw Results (12/13/21): Bobby Lashley vs. Big E

WWE Raw
December 13, 2021
Xcel Energy Center
Saint Paul, Minnesota

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Transcription by Josh Lopez

Big E, Bobby Lashley, MVP, Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins. Adam Pearce and Sonya Deville Segment 

MVP: There is an issue of respect with this generation of superstars. You got guys like Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins. They come out here week after week, whining, complaining, backstabbing, doing whatever it takes to get into a WWE Championship Match. But you know who doesn’t complain, ever? Bobby Lashley. You know who doesn’t whine? Bobby Lashley. He makes statements. And he made a statement last week, not just to Rollins and Owens and the WWE Champion Big E, but also to Adam Pearce and Sonya Deville. It is imperative that The All Mighty Bobby Lashley be added to the WWE Championship Match at Day One PPV on New Year’s Day, because there is no better way to start off the new year than with this man, Bobby Lashley, as your All Mighty WWE Champion.

Kevin Owens: You know, you’re out here talking about how I’m disrespectful. I never said any of your names. Truthfully, I haven’t paid attention to anything you’ve said or done for two years, okay? So how was I disrespectful? Until last week when you saw fit to attack us all from behind when I was already down. Now you’re trying to weasel your way into my title match at Day One. As much as I hate to give him credit for anything, Seth Rollins earned his way into the title match at Day One, just like I, Kevin Owens, the greatest superstar in the history of this industry, earned his way into the title match.

But you, you have not earned your way into anything. Listen, in 19 days, I need to become WWE Champion so that I can give the WWE Universe a champion they can finally be proud of. I’m not doing this for me. I’m doing it for them so they can have a good example. And you don’t belong in that match. It’s hard enough to win a triple threat match with two top tier superstars. Now you want in, and you want to make it even harder for me? No. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants you there. You don’t belong there. And I’m gonna go to Adam Pearce. I’m gonna go to Sonya Deville.

Seth Rollins: Ladies and gentlemen, we can’t start the show without the star of the show, and that is me, Seth Freaking Rollins. Now, Bobby, while I do admire that suit game you’ve got going on there, and as much as I absolutely despise you, Kevin, I got to take your side on this one. I gotta agree with you. Bobby, I don’t think you should be in my title match at Day One just like you shouldn’t be in my title match.

Kevin Owens: That’s a lie. I earned every bit of that.

MVP: They’re afraid of you.

Bobby Lashley: If you don’t want me in your match, come in this ring and do something about it. You keep talking. Come in this ring and do something about it.

Kevin Owens: You just agreed with me on something, so we’re on a roll. We should agree on this too. You and me together working as one against Bobby Lashley. He can’t take us.

Seth Rollins: I agree with you twice. He cannot take us.

Kevin Owens: Are we going to do it?

Seth Rollins: Let’s do this thing.

Kevin Owens: You go first.

Seth Rollins: Why should I go first? I’m in a suit.

MVP: Seth, when Bobby hits you, he’s going to run.

Seth Rollins: What did he say?

Kevin Owens: I wasn’t paying attention.

Big E: Well, if it isn’t my favorite collection of idiots. While you, Seth and Kevin, the two of you may be quaking in your boots at the mere idea of being in the ring with The All Mighty Bobby Lashley. Let me remind you, in case you forgot, Bobby, I beat you to become WWE Champion.

Bobby Lashley: After a match when I was injured. But go ahead.

Big E: Hush. I also beat you inside of a steel cage. And please believe I have no problem doing it one more time.
Adam Pearce: Hold on now, hold on. Gentlemen, stop right where you are. If anybody lays a finger on anyone out here, there will be severe consequences. And as you’re all aware, we are not afraid to dish out fines or suspensions.

Sonya Deville: We’ve heard what everyone had to say and we’ve decided. We think a Fatal Four Way Match sounds like a great idea. With that being said, Bobby Lashley will be officially added to the WWE Championship Match at Day One.

MVP: That’s what I’m talking about. Exactly.

Adam Pearce: You got to let us finish. Bobby Lashley will be added to the WWE Championship Match at Day One and it will be a Fatal Four Way Match, if, and that’s a big if, if Bobby Lashley can defeat, in no particular order, WWE Champion Big E, Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins. It’s simple. If Bobby wants in the match, he has to defeat all three of these men in one on one competition here tonight.

MVP: The All Mighty accepts. He accepts.

First Match: Matt Riddle w/Randy Orton vs. Otis Dozovic w/Chad Gable 

Dozovic slings Riddle across the ring. Dozovic talks smack to Riddle. Riddle applies a double wrist lock. Dozovic bodyslams Riddle. Riddle ducks a clothesline from Dozovic. Riddle with clubbing mid-kicks. Riddle with a flying forearm smash. Dozovic drops Riddle with a Body Block. Dozovic dumps Riddle out of the ring. Orton stares down Gable. Dozovic punches Riddle in the back. Dozovic rolls Riddle back into the ring. Riddle with a Pump Knee Strike. Dozovic denies The PK. Dozovic catches Riddle in mid-air. Dozovic drives Riddle back first into the ringside barricade. Dozovic has complete control of this match during the commercial break. Riddle with heavy bodyshots. Dozovic with a Discus Back Elbow Smash for a two count.

Dozovic applies the cravate. Riddle fights from underneath. Dozovic punches Riddle in the back. Dozovic with the irish whip. Riddle sends Dozovic shoulder first into the steel ring post. Riddle with a Running Boot. Dozovic catches Riddle in mid-air. Riddle denies The Front Slam. Riddle delivers his combination offense. Dozovic shoves Riddle. Riddle ducks a clothesline from Dozovic. Riddle with Two Pump Knee Strikes. Dozovic refuses to go down. Dozovic blocks The Roundhouse Kick. Dozovic sends Riddle to the corner. Riddle decks Dozovic with a back elbow smash. Riddle with a Corkscrew Body Press. Dozovic denies The RKO. Dozovic connects with The Pop Up Front Slam to pickup the victory. After the match, Dozovic negates The RKO. Orton drops Gable with The RKO. Dozovic plants Orton with The Discus Back Elbow Smash.

Winner: Otis Dozovic via Pinfall  

Second Match: Bianca BelAir vs. Piper Niven

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Niven outpowers BelAir. Strong lockup. Niven backs BelAir into the turnbuckles. BelAir with an arm-drag takeover. BelAir applies a waist lock. BelAir goes for The O’Connor Roll, but Niven holds onto the ropes. Niven goes for a Bodyslam, but BelAir lands back on her feet. BelAir taunts Niven. BelAir ducks under two clotheslines from Niven. BelAir shoves Niven. BelAir leapfrogs over Niven. BelAir tells Niven to kiss her ass. BelAir sends Niven into the ropes. BelAir ducks another pair of clotheslines from Niven. BelAir with a single leg dropkick. BelAir pops back on her feet. BelAir goes for a Bodyslam, but Niven blocks it. Niven bodyslams BelAir for a two count. Niven stomps on BelAir’s chest. Niven punches BelAir in the chest. Niven levels BelAir with The Body Avalanche. Niven is mauling BelAir in the corner. Niven reverses out of the irish whip from BelAir. BelAir kicks Niven in the face. BelAir with a Hurricanrana that sends Niven tumbling to the floor.

Forearm Exchange. BelAir slams Niven’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Niven denies The Handspring Kick. Niven with a Modified Boston Crab in the ropes. Niven kicks BelAir in the face. Niven with The Slingshot Elbow Drop. Niven has complete control of the match during the commercial break. BelAir dropkicks Niven. BelAir with a running shoulder block. BelAir transitions into a corner mount. BelAir kicks Niven in the face. Niven catches BelAir in mid-air. Niven goes for The Piper Driver, but BelAir lands back on her feet. Niven decks BelAir with a back elbow smash. Niven hits The Piper Driver for a two count. Niven is displaying her frustration. Niven talks smack to BelAir. Niven toys around with BelAir. BelAir with a forearm smash. Niven applies a wrist lock. Niven with The Back Drop Driver for a two count. Niven drags BelAir to the corner. Niven goes for The Vader Bomb, but BelAir counters with The PowerBomb. BelAir connects with The 450 Splash to pickup the victory. After the match, Niven attacks BelAir from behind on the stage.

Winner: Bianca BelAir via Pinfall 

Third Match: Bobby Lashley w/MVP vs. Kevin Owens

Owens immediately attacks Lashley after the bell rings. Owens is throwing haymakers at Lashley. Owens applies a side headlock. Lashley whips Owens across the ring. Owens runs into Lashley. Lashley ducks a clothesline from Owens. Lashley drops Owens with a shoulder tackle. Lashley with two haymakers. Lashley with The Delayed Vertical Suplex. Owens launches Lashley over the top rope. Owens slams Lashley’s head on the top rope. Owens goes for The Flying Cannonball Senton off the ring apron, but Lashley ducks out of the way. Lashley with a running shoulder block. Owens SuperKicks Lashley. Owens sends Lashley shoulder first into the steel ring post. Owens with The Running Cannonball Strike.

Owens with a Senton Splash for a one count. Owens kicks Lashley in the chest. Owens with forearm shivers. Lashley reverses out of the irish whip from Owens. Owens kicks Lashley in the face. Owens hits The Tornado DDT for a two count. Owens backs Lashley into the turnbuckles. Owens unloads two knife edge chops. Owens kicks Lashley in the gut. Lashley with a reverse hammer throw into the turnbuckles. Lashley with clubbing shoulder blocks. Lashley with a NeckBreaker. Lashley follows that with The Dominator. Lashley goes for The Hurt Lock, but Owens rolls him over for a two count. Owens kicks Lashley in the gut. Lashley denies The Stunner. Lashley delivers The Almighty SpineBuster. Owens tapped out before Lashley could apply The Hurt Lock.

Winner: Bobby Lashley via Submission 

Becky Lynch & Liv Morgan Segment 

Becky Lynch: Welcome to the big time. Yes, yes. It is a big, big night for Saint Paul now that Big Time Becks is in the building. And a lot of you thought that last week was going to be a big, big night for Liv Morgan. And it was. It was. It was a big, big night. First ever championship match and what a match it was. But I am still standing here, your Raw Women’s Champion, just like I said I would. Some of you are happy I won. And a lot of you, a lot of you wish Liv would have won, huh? Yes. You wish Liv would have won. On the off chance that Liv did beat me, if she was standing in here with this title on her shoulder, you would find every reason to doubt the same woman that convinced you to believe in her. Am I wrong? No, I’m never wrong. You don’t know what you want.

Remember when you wanted me back, you wanted me back. “We Want Becky! We Want Becky.” And then I came back and a lot of you have opinions on how I am and you don’t like how I do my job. You have opinions on how I do my job even though you’ve never set foot in this ring. You never set foot in this ring. You never changed the game. You never broke down gender barriers to be the biggest thing in this industry. You never left at the height of your career and come back better than ever. You never had to evolve, because here it’s evolution, baby. And if you don’t evolve, you get left behind, disappointing all of your fans, just like Liv did on Monday. Let’s take a look at the tron here, shall we? Oh, look at that. The look of disappointment. I love to see it. All of you, Liv fans and all of you doubters can get used to that because I’m going to be holding on to this championship for a very, very long time.

Liv Morgan: I’m not getting used to anything, Becky, and I think that Saint Paul is getting sick and tired of listening to your broken record. You keep saying that people would doubt me if I became the Raw Women’s Champion. But the only person that’s doubting me here is you. And do you know what? You doubting me is the exact reason why you almost lost last week and why you had to cheat to win. So I actually prepared my own little photo to prove my point. Oh, yeah. Becky, you should be really, really proud of yourself. But you know what? You are the best. But the only thing that you’re the best at is cheating to win.

I cried a little bit last week after our match. But that’s not because I’m weak. It’s because I’m human. And I was disappointed. But you know what? I snapped out of it because I know that I can beat you. And just like that little girl, I believe it. So did you think that that would embarrass me? No. If anything you reminded me exactly why our story isn’t over, because I won’t ever give up until I can make that title mean something again for people like that little girl. And if you’re really Big Time Becks, then you will accept a rematch for the Raw Women’s Championship at Day One.

Becky Lynch: No, no, no, Liv, I didn’t do that because I had to. I did it because it was easy. You want to hang with me, Liv, you want to hang with the best. Don’t blame me for grabbing the rope. Blame yourself for not beating me to it. Liv, blame yourself for not being ready for it. Blame yourself for not being ready. If you were ready, you would have known that I was going to do it. But you’re not ready, Liv. You’re not ready. And the only thing you proved is that you don’t have the killer instinct. No, instead, you did the same thing that you always do, Liv. You did absolutely nothing.

Morgan storms into the ring. Morgan ducks a clothesline from Becky. Morgan with The Lou Thez Press. Morgan transitions into a ground and pound attack. Morgan kicks Becky in the gut. Morgan with The Pump Kick. Morgan drops Becky with The Step Up Enzuigiri. This brawl spills to the outside. Morgan tees off on Becky. Becky sends Morgan shoulder first into the steel ring post. Becky gets the left shoulder of Morgan trapped inside the ring stairs. Becky repeatedly stomps on the left shoulder of Morgan.

Becky Lynch: Oh, no, Liv. Looks like you went and injured yourself. Well, if you still want that match, you’re on. And now, seeing as there’s no other able-bodied women to challenge me for my title, I’m going to go home. I’m going to train. I’m going to hangout with my hot husband and my beautiful baby. Maybe you should put some ice on that

Fourth Match: Damian Priest & Finn Balor vs. The Dirty Dawgs 

Damian Priest and Robert Roode will start things off. Roode kicks Priest in the gut. Roode slams Priest’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Roode is throwing haymakers at Priest. Priest with forearm shivers. Roode punches Priest in the back. Roode applies a front face lock. Roode drives his knee into the midsection of Priest. Roode knocks Balor off the ring apron. Priest ducks a clothesline from Roode. Priest with a Spinning Heel Kick. Priest ducks a clothesline from Ziggler. Priest nails Ziggler with The Bell Clap. Priest sends Ziggler face first into the canvas. Priest with three leaping elbow smashes. Priest kicks Roode off the apron. Priest sends Ziggler crashing to the outside. Priest with a flying double clothesline off the steel ring steps. Priest is fired up. Dirty Dawgs regains control of the match during the commercial break.

Both men are knocked down after a double clothesline. Balor and Ziggler are tagged in. Balor scores the elbow knockdown. Ziggler reverses out of the irish whip from Balor. Balor with a flying forearm smash. Balor knocks Roode off the apron. Balor with a double leg takedown. Balor with a Double Foot Stomp. Balor blasts Ziggler with a knife edge chop. Short-Arm Reversal by Balor. Balor ducks a clothesline from Ziggler. Balor with The Spin Out Elbow Drop for a two count. Priest pulls Roode out of the ring. Priest goes for The South Of Heaven Chokeslam, but Roode lands back on his feet. Roode hits The SpineBuster on the floor. Balor clotheslines Ziggler over the top rope. Balor lands The SomerSault Plancha. Balor rolls Ziggler back into the ring. Balor delivers The Shotgun Dropkick. Balor gets distracted by Austin Theory. Balor clotheslines Theory off the apron. Ziggler connects with The Zig Zag to pickup the victory. After the match, Theory takes multiple selfies with Balor.

Winner: The Dirty Dawgs via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: Rhea Ripley w/Nikki Cross vs. Queen Zelina w/Carmella 

Vega rolls under the collar and elbow tie up. Vega taunts Ripley. Ripley dropkicks Vega. Ripley gets distracted by Carmella. Ripley sends Vega face first into the canvas. Cross pulls Carmella off the ring apron. Cross runs after Carmella. Carmella SuperKicks Cross. Ripley had Vega in position for The Rip Tide. Carmella runs away from Ripley. Ripley checks on Cross. Vega with a ShotGun Meteora. Vega connects with The Rolling Crucifix to pickup the victory.

Winner: Queen Zelina via Pinfall 

Sixth Match: Bobby Lashley w/MVP vs. Seth Rollins In A No Disqualification Match

Rollins drop steps into a side headlock. Lashley sends Rollins face first into the canvas. Rollins regroups on the outside. Rollins with a straight right hand. Rollins pulls Lashley out of the ring. Rollins with clubbing blows to Lashley’s back. Rollins fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Rollins repeatedly sends Lashley face first into the steel ring post. Lashley gets back in the ring at the count of nine.

Rollins punches Lashley in the back. Rollins with Two Rolling Elbow’s. Rollins goes for The Curb Stomp, but Lashley counters with Two Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex’s. Lashley drops Rollins with The Flatliner. Lashley goes for The Dominator, but Rollins lands back on his feet. Rollins exits the ring. Kevin Owens punches Rollins which causes the disqualification for a moment. Adam Pearce and Sonya Deville decided to restart the match and now it’s no disqualifications going forward. Rollins is absolutely livid. Lashley connects with The Spear to pickup the victory.

Winner: Bobby Lashley via Pinfall 

Miz TV With Special Guest: Edge & Maryse

Updated WWE Day 1 Match Card 

1.) Big E (c) vs. Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens vs. Bobby Lashley w/MVP In A Fatal Four Way Match For The WWE Championship

2.) Roman Reigns (c) w/Paul Heyman vs. Brock Lesnar For The WWE Universal Championship

3.) The Usos (c) vs. The New Day For The WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship

4.) Edge vs. The Miz w/Maryse

5.)  Becky Lynch (c) vs. Liv Morgan For The WWE Raw Women’s Championship

Seventh Match: Bobby Lashley w/MVP vs. Big E In A No Disqualification Match. If Bobby Lashley Wins, He’ll Added To The WWE Championship Match At WWE Day 1 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Big E drives his knee into the midsection of Lashley. Big E with clubbing blows to Lashley’s back. Big E with a gut punch. Big E clotheslines Lashley. Big E pulls out a table from under the ring. Lashley attacks Big E from behind. Lashley throws Big E into the ringside barricade. Lashley drives Big E back first into the barricade. Lashley rolls Big E back into the ring. Lashley goes for The Spear, but Big E counters with The Uranage Slam for a two count. Big E rolls the table into the ring. Big E with clubbing blows to Lashley’s back. Big E placed the table in the corner. Big E with a straight right hand. Big E goes for the lawn dart, but Lashley lands back on his feet. Lashley drops Big E with The Flatliner for a two count. Lashley wedged a steel chair in between the turnbuckles. Big E with Two Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex’s. Big E ducks a clothesline from Lashley. Big E with The Side Belly to Belly Suplex.

Big E shakes his hips. Big E goes for The Running Splash, but Lashley ducks out of the way. Big E with a reverse hammer throw into the wedged chair. Big E with a Counter Vertical Suplex for a two count. Big E brings Lashley to the ring apron. Big E with clubbing blows to Lashley’s chest. Big E with The Running Splash on the apron. Big E fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Lashley decks Big E with a back elbow smash. Lashley drives Big E face first into the steel ring post. Lashley pulls out another table from under the ring. Big E denies The Vertical Suplex. Big E with forearm shivers. Lashley is teetering on the apron. Lashley with a desperation knee lift. Lashley delivers The Almighty SpineBuster through the table for a two count.

Lashley has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Big E with a reverse hammer throw into the steel ring steps. Big E bodyslams Lashley on the ring steps. Big E rolls Lashley back into the ring. Lashley denies The Big Ending. Big E escapes The Hurt Lock. Lashley Spears Big E. Seth Rollins and Kevin Owens gangs up on Lashley. Owens kicks MVP out of the ring. All hell is breaking loose in Saint Paul. Lashley tees off on Rollins and Owens. Lashley with heavy bodyshots. Owens knocks Big E off the apron. Owens tosses Big E around the ringside area. Rollins applies a front face lock. Big E denies The Pop Up PowerBomb. Big E with The Uranage Slam through the table on the floor. Lashley kicks Rollins in the gut. Lashley Spears Rollins through the table in the corner. Big E tells Lashley to get up. MVP attacks the left knee of Big E with the cane. Lashley connects with The Spear to pickup the victory.

Winner: Bobby Lashley via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez