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WWE Friday Night SmackDown Results (11/26/21): Is Brock Lesnar’s Suspension Lifted ?

   November 26, 2021

WWE Friday Night SmackDown
November 26, 2021
Greensboro Coliseum
Greensboro, North Carolina

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Commentators (Michael Cole & Pat McAfee)

Transcription by Josh Lopez

Roman Reigns, Paul Heyman and Kayla Braxton Segment 

Kayla Braxton: Hello everyone and welcome to the post Thanksgiving edition of Friday Night SmackDown. Now, rumors continue to heat up that Brock Lesnar’s indefinite suspension could be lifted.

Paul Heyman: Rumors? Rumors about Brock Lesnar. That’s the best you got, rumors? We don’t do rumors on the island of relevancy. See, that’s your problem, you parade around here like you’re a journalist, like you have breaking news about Brock Lesnar and his suspension when you know how personal it is to The Tribal Chief Roman Reigns and your special consul. But you just wanted to come out here and get some spotlight for yourself with some rumors. Please don’t boo her, none of you are worthy of delivering any judgment upon any of us.

See, I defended you as a co-worker, a co-worker that I’m ashamed of, ashamed of because you bring rumors to Roman Reigns. Here’s what you need to do, dig for some sources, get a confirmation or a denial and come out here with facts, facts next time you’re in the presence of Roman Reigns, because Roman Reigns doesn’t deal with anything but facts and that’s everything wrong about you, Kayla. I used to like you because other people thought you were pretty and here you are, instead of digging for sources, you’re living your life through an Instagram filter. And there’s no Instagram filter to be a legit journalist. And until you’re a legit journalist, this will be your cue to leave the ring of The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns. Thank you for your time. Goodnight.

Roman Reigns: Wise Man, would you like to know the problem with rumors? Rumors give losers false hope. And compared to me, everyone is a loser around here, because I’ve beaten them all. I beat them all. And Brock Lesnar is the number one loser around here. I beat him and it wasn’t even ideal conditions. I flew all the way around the world and I smashed his ass. So I’ll repeat it, Brock Lesnar is a loser. I don’t care about the rumors, those are the facts. You want to know who else is a loser? Big E, The WWE Champion is also a loser because I smashed him last week at Survivor Series. But these fools are just part of a big list, I’ve beaten them all.

As a matter of fact, I’m running laps around this roster. It’s getting embarrassing now. Management is getting desperate. What’s the thing they did for tonight? A Black Friday Battle Royal to determine the number one contender to the head of the table? Come on. Battle Royal, Elimination Match, Gauntlet Match, 3-Way, 4-Way, 5-Way, it don’t matter to me. How about we let three of them win tonight? How about four of them could win because I’ll smash them all. And I could do that because I’m the best of the best. I am the Universal Champion. I’m your Tribal Chief. And I’m the greatest of all time. And when my days are done around here, which could be sooner than later, the whole world will acknowledge me.

First Match: Drew McIntyre & Jeff Hardy vs. Baron Corbin & Riddick Moss 

Corbin immediately attacks Hardy from behind after the bell rings. Corbin is throwing haymakers at Hardy. Corbin repeatedly stomps on Hardy’s back. Corbin mocks Hardy. Corbin with the irish whip. Hardy side steps Corbin into the turnbuckles. Hardy with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Hardy with a double leg takedown. Hardy follows that with a Split Legged Leg Drop/Basement Dropkick Combination. Hardy applies a wrist lock. Corbin with a gut punch. Corbin tags in Moss. Moss drives his knee into the midsection of Hardy. Moss drops Hardy with a running shoulder tackle. Hardy drops down on the canvas. Hardy with The Hip Toss for a two count. Hardy tags in McIntyre. Double Irish Whip. Double Elbow Knockdown. Fist Drop/ Splash Combination for a one count.

McIntyre sends Moss to the corner. McIntyre with a knife edge chop. Moss nails McIntyre with a throat thrust. Moss kicks McIntyre in the gut. Moss whips McIntyre into the turnbuckles. McIntyre clotheslines Moss. McIntyre applies a wrist lock. McIntyre tags in Hardy. Hardy with a flying double axe handle strike. Hardy applies a standing arm-bar. Moss whips Hardy across the ring. Hardy dumps Moss out of the ring. Hardy with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Hardy ducks a clothesline from Corbin. Hardy slams Corbin’s head on the top rope. Hardy with a flying clothesline off the ring apron. Hardy plays to the crowd. Moss clotheslines Hardy into the time keepers area. Moss starts laughing his ass off. Corbin and Moss has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Corbin with heavy bodyshots in the corner. Corbin with the irish whip. Corbin knocks McIntyre off the apron. The referee is trying to calm down McIntyre. Corbin tags in Moss.

Hardy kicks Moss in the gut. Moss denies The Twist Of Fate. Both men are knocked down after a double clothesline. McIntyre and Corbin are tagged in. McIntyre with two clotheslines. McIntyre whips Corbin across the ring. McIntyre scores the elbow knockdown. McIntyre with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. McIntyre ducks a clothesline from Moss. McIntyre with a Leaping NeckBreaker. McIntyre tosses Corbin out of the ring. McIntyre with another leaping neckbreaker. McIntyre pops back on his feet. McIntyre knocks Moss off the apron. Corbin hits Deep Six for a two count. Corbin tags in Moss. Moss with a gut punch. Hardy pulls McIntyre off Moss’ shoulders. McIntyre with a straight right hand. Hardy with a mid-air toe kick. Corbin dumps Hardy out of the ring. McIntyre clotheslines Corbin over the top rope. McIntyre HeadButts Moss. McIntyre ducks a clothesline from Moss. McIntyre connects with The Claymore. McIntyre tags in Hardy. Hardy plants Moss with The Swanton Bomb to pickup the victory.

Winner: Drew McIntyre & Jeff Hardy via Pinfall 

Second Match: Cesaro vs. Ridge Holland w/Sheamus 

Sheamus joins the commentary team for this match. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Cesaro backs Holland into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Cesaro blocks a punch from Holland. Cesaro with a forearm smash. Cesaro with two uppercuts. Cesaro sends Holland to the corner. Cesaro with a running uppercut. Cesaro transitions into a corner mount. Cesaro gets distracted by Sheamus. Holland dumps Cesaro face first on the top turnbuckle pad. Holland delivers The Pounce. Holland drives Cesaro back first into the turnbuckles.

Holland uppercuts Cesaro. Holland with a forearm smash. Holland with a short-arm clothesline for a two count. Holland applies The Cobra Clutch. Cesaro delivers his combination offense. Holland HeadButts Cesaro. Holland with The Overhook Suplex for a two count. Holland with a vicious crossface. Holland applies a rear chin lock. Cesaro with elbows into the midsection of Holland. Holland reverses out of the irish whip from Cesaro. Holland with The Tilt-A-Whirl Powerslam for a one count. Holland transitions into a ground and pound attack. Holland with a knee drop. Holland with the elbow drop. Holland toys around with Cesaro. Cesaro rolls Holland over to pickup the victory.

Winner: Cesaro via Pinfall 

Third Match: Rick Boogs w/Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Angel Garza w/Humberto Carrillo In A Thanksgiving Leftovers Match

Garza throws his pants at Boogs after the bell rings. Garza dropkicks Boogs. Garza is raining down haymakers in the corner. Garza shoves Boogs out of the ring. Garza is trying to jam Boogs face into the ham. Boogs with elbows into the midsection of Garza. Boogs goes for The Military Press Slam, but Garza lands back on his feet. Garza with a basement dropkick. Garza applies a straight jacket hold.

Garza pulls Boogs down to the mat. Garza kicks Boogs in the face. Garza goes back to the straight jacket hold. Boogs catches Garza in mid-air. Boogs with a Spinning Toss. Boogs starts rag dolling Garza. Boogs with a Swinging GutWrench Suplex. Boogs rocks Carrillo with a forearm smash. Boogs blocks The SuperKick. Boogs hits The GutWrench PowerBomb for a two count. Boogs applies The Abdominal Stretch. Carrillo starts playing Boogs’ guitar. Nakamura puts Carrillo through the leftovers table. Garza SuperKicks Boogs. Garza connects with The Wing Clipper to pickup the victory.

Winner: Angel Garza via Pinfall 

Charlotte Flair & Toni Storm Segment 

Michael Cole: Charlotte, you must be extremely disappointed in your lost to Becky Lynch this past Sunday at Survivor Series?

Charlotte Flair: Disappointed, Michael? No. The only thing I’m disappointed about is the poor officiating in that match, I mean, you saw, all of Greensboro saw, everyone at home saw that the only way Becky Lynch can beat me is by cheating. And congratulations to her, I mean, she’s just as underhanded as I always said she was. Michael, it was a hollow victory. She wasn’t the superior athlete. She’s not stronger than me. She just got lucky. And all that match proved, is Becky is everything that I ever said she was. Becky Lynch knows, deep down, that I’m the better woman. And because of me, her success is thanks to me.

Michael Cole: Charlotte, I guess the question would be, what is in the near future for Charlotte Flair?

Charlotte Flair: Well, Becky can pretend to be Big Time Becks on Raw, in fantasy land, but in reality, here, I’m still the most dominant woman in sports entertainment.

Toni Storm: Wow, Charlotte. I just didn’t realize how badly, I called it last week, your obsession with her made you vulnerable. And just like I predicted, Becky won. And, so, what happens next? You’re gonna come after me because I was daring enough to stand up to the high and mighty, Charlotte Flair. So I figured I’d make it easier for you. I’m right here.

Charlotte Flair: Aww, that’s so cute. Toni, you think I was coming after you,  I barely even know you exist. And there is a reason I wipe my boots on that apron before I step into this ring, because there’s levels to this and I’m on a different level. So how would you like me to embarrass you tonight? Would you like me to beat you to a pulp or like this?

Storm ducks a clothesline from Charlotte. Storm dumps Charlotte out of the ring. Charlotte tells Storm to bring it. Charlotte jams two pies into Storm’s face.

Fourth Match: Sasha Banks & Naomi vs. Shayna Baszler & Natalya

Sonya Deville joins the commentary team for this match. Sasha Banks and Shayna Baszler will start things off. Baszler pie faces Sasha. Sasha slaps Baszler in the face. Sasha backs Baszler into the ropes. Sasha with a shoulder block. Baszler denies The Slingshot La Mistica. Baszler with a single leg takedown. Baszler applies The Ankle Lock. Baszler transitions into The Kirifuda Clutch. Sasha backs Baszler into the turnbuckles. Naomi tags herself in. Naomi with The Rolling Crucifix for a two count. Baszler denies The Sunset Flip. Baszler stands on Naomi’s face. Baszler bends the left elbow of Naomi. Natalya tags herself in. Natalya kicks Naomi in the gut. Natalya with a side headlock takeover. Naomi kicks up. Natalya slaps Naomi in the face. Natalya with the irish whip. Naomi dives over Natalya. Naomi with two leg lariats. Natalya regroups on the outside.

Naomi rocks Baszler with a forearm smash. Naomi slides out of the ring. Natalya with The Atomic Drop on the floor. Natalya tags in Baszler. Baszler drops Naomi with a Running Knee Strike. Baszler rolls Naomi back into the ring. Baszler applies The Kirifuda Clutch. Sasha hits The Backstabber. Baszler and Natalya has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Naomi with The Hip Toss. Baszler knocks Sasha off the ring apron. Baszler punches Naomi in the back. Baszler applies a leg lock. Baszler stomps on the left ankle of Naomi. Baszler tags in Natalya. Double Vertical Suplex for a one count. Natalya applies the rear chin lock.

Naomi with elbows into the midsection of Natalya. Natalya pulls Naomi down to the mat. Natalya tags in Baszler. Wish Bone Attack for a two count. Baszler bends the left ankle of Naomi. Naomi with a forearm smash. Natalya tags herself in. Naomi with a drop toe hold to Baszler. Naomi with another forearm smash. Naomi follows that with a SpringBoard Double Stunner. Baszler wisely pulls Sasha off the apron. Sasha with a reverse hammer throw into the ringside barricade. Sasha with The Shotgun Meteora. Naomi side steps Natalya into the turnbuckles. Rollup Exchange. Natalya connects with The Discus Lariat for a two count. Natalya with The Michinoku Driver for a two count. Naomi with The Roundhouse Kick. Naomi plants Natalya with The Sunset Flip to pickup the victory.

Winner: Sasha Banks & Naomi via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: The Black Friday Invitational Battle Royal. The Winner Will Become The Next Challenger For The WWE Universal Championship 

Participants (Sami Zayn, Erik, Ivar, Sheamus, Cesaro, Jeff Hardy, Ridge Holland, Ricochet, Baron Corbin, Riddick Moss, Mansoor, Mace, Angel Garza, Humberto Carrillo, Drew Gulak, Jinder Mahal, Shanky and Rick Boogs) 

Order Of Eliminations

1.) Jinder Mahal was eliminated by Jeff Hardy

2.) Drew Gulak was eliminated by Sami Zayn

3.) Mansoor was eliminated by Sheamus & Ridge Holland

4.) Mace was eliminated by Riddick Moss

5.) Shanky was eliminated by Riddick Moss

6.) Ridge Holland was eliminated by Cesaro

7.) Cesaro was eliminated by Riddick Moss

8.) Riddick Moss was eliminated by Baron Corbin

9.) Rick Boogs was eliminated by Angel Garza

10.) Angel Garza was eliminated by Ivar

11.) Humberto Carrillo was eliminated by The Viking Raiders

12.) Erik was eliminated by Sheamus

13.) Ivar was eliminated by Sheamus

14.) Ricochet was eliminated by Sheamus

15.) Sheamus was eliminated by Baron Corbin

16.) Baron Corbin was eliminated by Jeff Hardy

17.) Jeff Hardy was eliminated by Sami Zayn

Winner: Sami Zayn

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Author: Josh Lopez