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WWE Friday Night SmackDown Results (10/22/21): Crown Jewel Fallout

   October 22, 2021

WWE Friday Night SmackDown
October 22, 2021
INTRUST Bank Arena
Wichita, Kansas

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Commentators (Michael Cole & Pat McAfee)

Transcription by Josh Lopez

Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, and Adam Pearce Segment 

Roman Reigns: You holding that title for me or for Brock? Because when I put my hand out, you did the right thing with the mic, but last night I put my hand out and you just threw the title into the ring. Should we work on this ? This is how it’s done here. Oh, that’s pretty easy, right? You’re not great at your job, you’re not, but I am. I don’t think there’s any denying it at this point. I am the best of the best. I carried this product, I carried WWE on my back for over a year and a half now. I’m your Tribal Chief. I’m The Head Of The Table.

I’m the greatest Universal Champion of all-time. You want to know why? Because I smashed everyone. The list has gotten so long now, we can’t even go back to the beginning. So let’s start at Mania. Daniel Bryan, Edge, smashed them. Cesaro, smashed him. Finn Balor, smashed him. Hollywood Mega Star, John Cena, smashed him. And your boy, Brock Lesnar, well, last night at Saudi Arabia, Crown Jewel, I smashed Brock Lesnar. Speaking of Brock, what did he say about today? What did he say about SmackDown? He said something to his tribal chief, didn’t he? What did he say? Hurry up, Paul.

Paul Heyman: Brock Lesnar said, the moment I arrive at SmackDown, I will beat Roman Reigns senseless.

Roman Reigns: Man, I whoop Brock Lesnar so bad, he’s tweeting now, good god. Alright, let’s do this. Brock, you want to beat me senseless? I already told you, you know where I’m at, this is my show, I run SmackDown, I run WWE, I’m staying right here, bro. I’m not going anywhere. So, if you want to see Brock Lesnar tonight, do you want to see Brock Lesnar tonight? Me too, because I don’t mind smashing him two nights in a row. Wichita, would you like to see me whoop Brock Lesnar’s ass tonight? Then acknowledge your Tribal Chief. Brock Lesnar must be scared of me, y’all. Alright, let’s make this very clear, I’m not leaving this ring until Brock Lesnar comes out here. I don’t blame him.

How could you blame him? I’m the greatest of all-time. Write it down, take a picture of it, Brock Lesnar fears me. I literally have been waiting here and it’s a no show. Why are you gonna run your mouth? Why does he run his mouth and then he doesn’t show up to back up his words? Why is this happening, Paul? I’ve given these people far too much time. The Tribal Chief shows up, he takes care of his obligation. Universal Champion shows up to SmackDown, takes care of his obligation, no show. There’s nothing else for me to do here. So do I, so do I, but Brock don’t want me because he’s scared of me, I told you this. I done smashed everybody, they’re all scared, don’t nobody want it anymore. So, Wichita, this is where we have to part ways. Wise man, tell Charlie to fire up the jet.

Brock Lesnar walks down to the ring. Reigns tries to hit Lesnar with the Universal Title. Lesnar with a running clothesline. Lesnar clotheslines Reigns over the top rope. Reigns is throwing haymakers at Lesnar. Lesnar with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Lesnar throws Reigns into the steel ring steps. Lesnar drives the ring stair into Reigns face. Lesnar clears the announce table. Lesnar goes for The F5, but The Usos gets in the way. Lesnar launches The Usos into the time keepers table. All hell is breaking loose in Wichita. Lesnar drives Reigns back first into the steel ring post. Lesnar attacks the camera man, referee’s, and select performers on the SmackDown Roster. Lesnar poses with the Universal Championship.

Adam Pearce: Ladies and gentlemen, no single individual can come out here and hold this show hostage or cause the kind of chaos we just witnessed. Make no mistake, Brock Lesnar’s actions were completely unacceptable, completely irresponsible. And not just the property damage, he endangered our crew, he endangered our officials, he endangered his fellow superstars. And worst of all, Brock Lesnar endangered the WWE Universe and that cannot happen. I cannot allow that to happen, not on my watch. Therefore, I have the unfortunate duty to inform all of you, that due to his actions tonight, I am indefinitely suspending Brock Lesnar.

– Lesnar makes his way back to the ring and grabs Pearce by his collar.

Brock Lesnar: I’m not sure I heard everything that I was hearing. Am I crazy? Tell me again.

Adam Pearce: I don’t have a choice, Brock. I said you’re indefinitely suspended.

Lesnar delivers Two F’s to close the segment.

First Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Sami Zayn 

Zayn is playing mind games with McIntyre. McIntyre runs after Zayn. McIntyre throws Zayn into the ringside barricade. Zayn repeatedly stomps on McIntyre’s chest. Zayn with a flying elbow smash for a two count. McIntyre kicks out of multiple pinning predicaments. Zayn argues with the referee. Zayn talks smack to McIntyre. Zayn is throwing haymakers at McIntyre. McIntyre drives Zayn back first into the turnbuckles. McIntyre with a toe kick/haymaker/chop combination. McIntyre with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. McIntyre follows that with two clotheslines.

McIntyre whips Zayn across the ring. McIntyre with another Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. McIntyre ducks a clothesline from Zayn. McIntyre with a Leaping NeckBreaker. McIntyre pops back on his feet. Zayn exits the ring. Zayn slams McIntyre’s head on the top rope. McIntyre denies The Blue Thunder Bomb. Zayn hammers down on the back of McIntyre’s neck. Zayn goes for The Blue Thunder Bomb, but McIntyre lands back on his feet. McIntyre HeadButts Zayn. Zayn repeatedly drives McIntyre shoulder first into the steel ring post. Zayn prepares for The Helluva Kick. Zayn mocks McIntyre. McIntyre connects with The Claymore to pickup the victory.

Winner: Drew McIntyre via Pinfall 

– Xia Li Vignette.

The Coronation Of King Xavier Woods

Second Match: Mustafa Ali vs. Mansoor 

Mansoor avoids The Corner Dropkick. Mansoor is throwing haymakers at Ali. Mansoor kicks Ali in the gut. Mansoor slams Ali’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Chop Exchange. Mansoor with the irish whip. Mansoor with a Back Body Drop. Mansoor clotheslines Ali over the top rope. Mansoor runs after Ali. Mansoor sends Ali crashing to the outside. Mansoor with a straight right hand. Mansoor with The Flying Crossbody Block for a two count.

Ali begs for mercy. Ali sends Mansoor face first into the middle rope. Ali hits The SitOut PowerBomb for a two count. Mansoor denies The Hangman’s NeckBreaker. Mansoor applies a waist lock. Ali decks Mansoor with a back elbow smash. Mansoor with The Tiger Suplex. Ali nails Mansoor with a throat thrust. Mansoor ducks a clothesline from Ali. Mansoor with an Inside Out Lariat. Ali kicks Mansoor in the face. Ali goes for The Sunset Flip, but Mansoor rolls him over to pickup the victory.

Winner: Mansoor via Pinfall 

Third Match: Hit Row vs. Dustin Lawyer & Daniel Williams 

Isaiah “Swerve” Scott and Dustin Lawyer will start things off. Scott with a Running Knee Strike. Scott sends Lawyer face first into the top turnbuckle pad. Scott decks Lawyer with a back elbow smash. Following a snap mare takeover, Dolla tags himself in. Scott with a flying uppercut across the back of Lawyer’s neck. Dolla with a Running Senton Splash for a one count. Dolla stops Williams in his tracks. Dolla puts Williams on his shoulder tackles. Dolla catches Lawyer in mid-air. Dolla hits The Double Slam. Dolla tags in Scott. Hit Row connects with their House Call/Side Walk Slam Combination to pickup the victory.

Winner: Hit Row via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: Shinsuke Nakamura w/Rick Boogs vs. King Corbin w/Riddick Moss In A Championship Contenders Match 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Corbin is throwing haymakers at Nakamura. Corbin with heavy bodyshots. Nakamura drives his knee into the midsection of Corbin. Nakamura with The Axe Kick. Nakamura with a Sliding Dropkick for a one count. Nakamaura repeatedly drives his knee into Corbin’s knees. Following a snap mare takeover, Nakamura with a knee drop for a two count. Nakamura slams Corbin’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Forearm Exchange. Nakamura delivers his combination offense. Nakamura with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Nakamura with forearm shivers. Nakamura drives his knee into the midsection of Corbin. Nakamura tees off on Corbin. Nakamura with Good Vibrations. Corbin side steps Nakamura into the turnbuckles. Corbin dumps Nakamura over the top rope. Nakamura with two forearm smashes.

Nakamura goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Corbin blocks it. Corbin sends Nakamura crashing to the outside. Corbin has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Corbin applies The Half Nelson Lock. Nakamura with heavy bodyshots. Corbin sends Nakamura to the corner. Corbin drops Nakamura with The Wrap Around Lariat for a two count. Corbin goes for a Bodyslam, but Nakamura lands back on his feet. Nakamura ducks a clothesline from Corbin. Nakamura with a Flying Boot. Nakamura with clubbing mid-kicks. Nakamura follows that with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Corbin reverses out of the irish whip from Nakamura.

Nakamura side steps Corbin into the turnbuckles. Nakamura with another Step Up Enzuigiri. Nakamura puts Corbin on the top turnbuckle. Nakamura with a Running Knee Strike for a two count. Nakamura prepares for The Kinshasa. Corbin goes for The End Of Days, but Nakamura lands back on his feet. Corbin avoids The Roundhouse Kick. Corbin with a Modified Side Slam for a two count. Corbin gets distracted by Boogs shredding on the outside. Nakamura denies The Chokeslam BackBreaker. Nakamura with a Step Through Kick. Moss puts his hands on Boogs guitar strings. Boogs shoves Moss. Nakamura nails Moos with The Roundhouse Kick. Corbin throws Nakamura into the steel ring post. Corbin rolls Nakamura back into the ring. Corbin connects with The End Of Days to pickup the victory.

Winner: Baron Corbin via Pinfall 

Becky Lynch, Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks Segment 

Sonya Deville: Okay ladies, we’re gathered here for a very special transaction. Becky Lynch, you are currently the SmackDown Women’s Champion, but you’ve been drafted to Monday Night Raw. Charlotte Flair, you are currently the Raw Women’s Champion, but in the draft, you were selected by Friday Night SmackDown.

Charlotte Flair: As number one, everyone, remember that.

Sonya Deville: With that being said, right here, right now, we are going to exchange the championships and you two will go to your respective new brands as the Women’s Champion, understood? Exchange them now.

Charlotte Flair: Wait, you want to be Becky Two Belts so bad, right? How about winner takes all tonight?

Sasha Banks: Let’s make one thing clear, The Boss, The Standard, The Blueprint runs the blue brand. And Charlotte, you think you’re just gonna come out here and takeover? Well then, bitch, you’re out of your damn mind.

Charlotte Flair: Sasha, this is a PG Show, that was not very nice. Did you feel left out, that’s why you came out here? Did you feel left out?

Becky Lynch: Well, I’m gonna go to Raw. I’ll let you two figure it out and I’ll see one of you at Survivor Series.

Sasha Banks: Charlotte, are you jealous? Bye, Becky. Actually, Sasha Banks is the star of any show that she’s on, because title or no title, Charlotte, I’m the boss around here. Because Friday night is Boss Time.

Charlotte Flair: Oh, Sasha. Does anyone even remember you were champion when you had the title?

Sasha and Charlotte starts trading back and forth shots. Sasha dodges The Big Boot. Charlotte denies The BackStabber. Charlotte retreats to the outside. Sasha drops Charlotte with The Flying Meteora off the ring apron to close the show.

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Author: Josh Lopez