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AEW Rampage Results (9/24/21): Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston vs. Minoru Suzuki & Lance Archer

   September 25, 2021

AEW Rampage
September 24, 2021
Arthur Ashe Stadium
Queens, New York

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, TAZ and Ricky Starks)

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts 

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (1-0) CM Punk vs. (29-13) Will Hobbs w/Hook 

Punk dropkicks Hobbs. Punk repeatedly kicks the left hamstring of Hobbs. Punk dropkicks the left knee of Hobbs. Punk with forearm shivers. Hobbs shoves Punk. Punk with clubbing hamstring kicks. Punk rams Hobbs face across the top strand. Hobbs rakes the eyes of Punk. Hobbs punches Punk in the back. Punk reverses out of the irish whip from Hobbs. Punk with a drop toe hold. Punk grapevines the legs of Hobbs. Punk falls into the canvas for added pressure. Punk with another round hamstring kicks. Punk applies a wrist lock. Punk with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Punk gives Hook the middle finger. Hobbs denies The GTS. Punk gets distracted by Hook. Hobbs with a Running Crossbody Block for a two count. Hobbs transitions into a ground and pound attack. Hobbs poses for the crowd. Hobbs mocks Punk.

Hobbs applies the cravate. Hobbs with clubbing blows to Punk’s chest. Punk is throwing haymakers at Hobbs. Hobbs drives his knee into the midsection of Punk. Hobbs repeatedly whips Punk into the turnbuckles. Hobbs with a forearm smash. Hobbs goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Punk lands back on his feet. Punk rolls Hobbs over for a two count. Hobbs drops Punk with a Body Block. Hobbs with a straight right hand. Hobbs uses the middle rope as a weapon. Hobbs with a Running Body Press through the ropes. Hobbs repeatedly slams Punk’s head on the ring apron. Hook attacks Punk behind the referee’s back. Hobbs bodyslams Punk. Hobbs walks over the midsection of Punk. Hobbs applies The Bear Hug. Punk with clubbing blows to Hobbs back. Hobbs with a waist lock go-behind. Punk with clubbing back elbow smashes. Punk and Hobbs are trading back and forth shots.

Punk with a Spinning Back Kick. Punk kicks Hobbs in the chest. Punk whips Hobbs across the ring. Punk with a Leg Lariat. Punk ducks a clothesline from Hobbs. Punk with a Swinging NeckBreaker. Punk plays to the crowd. Punk with a Rising Knee Strike. Punk with a short-arm clothesline. Punk lands The Flying Elbow Drop for a two count. Punk goes for The GTS, but Hobbs counters with The SpineBuster for a two count. Hobbs goes for The Town Business, but Punk counters with The Sleeper Hold. Hobbs with a Belly to Back Suplex. Hobbs delivers The Oklahoma Stampede for a two count. Hobbs ascends to the top turnbuckle. Punk with a leaping forearm smash. Hobbs goes for The Avalanche PowerBomb, but Punk counters with The FrankenSteiner for a two count. Punk is bleeding from the mouth. Punk applies The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Punk transitions into a Triangle Choke. Hobbs connects with The Deadlift Liger Bomb for a two count. Hobbs is displaying his frustration. Forearm Exchange. Punk with The Roundhouse Kick. Hobbs inadvertently knocks Hook off the ring apron. Punk plants Hobbs with The GTS to pickup the victory.

Winner: (2-0) CM Punk via Pinfall 

Second Match: (1-0) Adam Cole & (42-16) The Young Bucks w/Don Callis, DOC Gallows and Brandon Cutler vs. (10-1) Christian Cage & (35-12) The Jurassic Express w/Marko Stunt In A 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Don Callis joins the commentary team for this match. Adam Cole and Christian Cage will start things off. Cole tags out to Matt Jackson. Cage with a waist lock go-behind. Cage grapples around Matt. Cage starts doing push ups on Matt’s back. Cage uppercuts Matt. Cage signals for the test of strength. Matt kicks Cage in the gut. Matt with clubbing blows to Cage’s back. Matt with a straight right hand. Matt starts shaking his hips. Matt sends Cage to the corner. Cage side steps Matt into the turnbuckles. Cage unloads three knife edge chops. Cage transitions into a corner mount. Cage stands on the back of Matt’s neck. Cage with a slingshot uppercut. Cage with a diving uppercut for a two count. Cage tags in Jungle Boy. Double Irish Whip. Double Hip Toss. Cage with a Flapjack to Nick. Jungle Boy with a Sliding Dropkick. Jungle Boy gets distracted by Cole. Matt nails Jungle Boy with a throat thrust. Matt tags in Nick. Nick with a flying double axe handle strike. Nick applies a wrist lock. Nick tags in Matt. Jungle Boy with a toe kick in mid-air. Jungle Boy slips over Matt’s back. Jungle Boy with two hamstring kicks. Jungle Boy with a Double Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Jungle Boy pops back on his feet.

Jungle Boy runs after Cole. Young Bucks with a Double SuperKick. That leads us to a pier six brawl on the outside. Luchasaurus goes for The Chokeslam, but Nick lands back on his feet. Luchasaurus kicks out the legs of Nick. Luchasaurus with Two Haymakers. Nick answers with a Roundhouse Kick. Luchasaurus avoids The Apron MoonSault. Matt with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Nick rolls Jungle Boy back into the ring. Simultaneous tag to Nick. Cole applies The Camel Clutch. Cole gets a kiss from The Bucks. Double Basement Dropkick. The Super Kliq has complete control of the match during the commercial break. The Bucks clears the ring. Jungle Boy kicks Nick in the face. Jungle Boy dives over Matt. Jungle Boy denies The Sunset Flip. Jungle Boy kicks Nick in the jaw. Jungle Boy shoves Matt into Nick. Jungle Boy decks Cole with a back elbow smash. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus.

Luchasaurus drops Matt with a shoulder tackle. Luchasaurus kicks Cole off the apron. Luchasaurus with a chop/haymaker combination. Luchasaurus sends Matt chest first into the canvas. Luchasaurus with a Back Body Drop. Luchasaurus with a double clothesline. Luchasaurus plays to the crowd. Luchasaurus goes for The Double Chokeslam, but Cole counters with The Pump Kick. Luchasaurus avoids The Pump Kick/Double SuperKick Combination. Luchasaurus delivers The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus with a Roundhouse Kick to Matt. Luchasaurus Chokeslams Cole on top of Matt. Luchasaurus Chokeslams Nick off the top rope for a two count. Cage dumps Matt out of the ring. The referee lost complete control of the match. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Cole shoves Jungle Boy into the turnbuckles. Luchasaurus goes for a Belly to Back Suplex into the turnbuckles. Double SuperKick to Luchasaurus. Cage drops Cole with The Reverse DDT. Cage blocks The SuperKick from Nick. Cage goes for The Kill Switch, but Matt counters with The SuperKick. Matt with a Fake Out DDT to Jungle Boy. Matt tags in Nick.

Nick kicks Luchasaurus in the face. Jungle Boy denies More Bang For Your Buck. Jungle Boy with a Top Rope FrankenSteiner. Jungle Boy with a German Suplex. Cage follows that with The Diving HeadButt. Jungle Boy hooks the outside leg for a two count. Jungle Boy applies The Snare Trap. Jungle Boy gets distracted by Gallows. Matt SuperKicks Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy responds with a Rebound Lariat. Cole and Luchasaurus are tagged in. Hockey Fight breaks out in Arthur Ashe Stadium. Luchasaurus HeadButts Cole. Cole with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Both men are knocked down after a Double Pump Kick. Nick dumps Cage out of the ring. Jungle Boy clotheslines Nick over the top rope. Jungle Boy sends Matt onto the rampway. Jungle Boy with a Flipping Plancha. Nick SuperKicks Jungle Boy. Cage Spears Nick on the rampway. Matt delivers the low blow behind the referee’s back. The Bucks launches Cage and Jungle Boy off the stage. Luchasaurus blocks The SuperKick. Cole thrust kicks the left knee of Luchasaurus. Cole with The Shining Wizard for a two count. Cole SuperKicks Luchasaurus. Cole hits The Panama Sunrise. The Bucks connects with The BTE Trigger. Cole plants Luchasaurus with The Last Shot to pickup the victory.

Winner: (2-0) Adam Cole & (43-16) The Young Bucks via Pinfall 

Third Match: (35-12-1) Chris Jericho & (15-9) Jake Hager vs. (48-15) Scorpio Sky & (20-3) Ethan Page w/Dan Lambert 

Chris Jericho and Scorpio Sky will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Sky with an arm-drag takeover. Sky starts popping his pecs. Jericho unloads three knife edge chops. Jericho whips Sky across the ring. Jericho scores a forearm knockdown. Jericho with a Belly to Back Suplex. Jericho gives Page the middle finger salute. Jericho with clubbing corner clotheslines. Jericho tags in Hager. Double Irish Whip. Double Shoulder Tackle. Sky decks Hager with a JawBreaker. Sky tags in Page. Hager with The Hip Toss. Hager with heavy bodyshots in the corner. Jericho attacks Page behind the referee’s back. Hager with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex for a one count. Hager brings Page to the corner. Hager tags in Jericho. Jericho with a gut punch. Jericho with a knife edge chop. Page reverses out of the irish whip from Jericho. Jericho kicks Page in the chest. Jericho ducks a clothesline from Page. Page with The Roundhouse Kick. Page transitions into a ground and pound attack. Page poses for the crowd. Page puts his knee on the back of Jericho’s neck. Lambert slaps Jericho in the face.

Page slams Jericho’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Page tags in Sky. Sky punches Jericho in the back. Sky tees off on Jericho. Page applies The Sleeper Hold from the ring apron. Sky with a gut punch. Sky puts Jericho on the top turnbuckle. Sky with two haymakers. Jericho denies The SuperPlex. Jericho with The Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Sky with a running axe handle strike. Sky stomps on Jericho’s face. Sky applies a front face lock. Page tags himself in. Page punches Jericho in the back. Page hammers down on the back of Jericho’s neck. Page with a forearm smash. Page fish hooks Jericho. The referee admonishes Page. Page tags in Sky. Sky with a forearm smash. Sky whips Jericho across the ring. Sky applies The Sleeper Hold. Jericho with a Belly to Back Suplex. Hager and Page are tagged in. Hager ducks a clothesline from Page. Hager knocks Sky off the apron. Hager with two corner clotheslines. Hager with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex. Hager follows that with a Running Lariat for a two count. Hager whips Page across the ring. Page launches Hager over the top rope. Hager with a straight right hand. Sky pulls Hager off the apron. Page with a Flying Shoulder Tackle off the apron. Page rolls Hager back into the ring. Page tags in Sky.

Sky kicks Hager in the gut. Sky applies a rear chin lock. Hager backs Sky into the turnbuckles. Sky delivers the chop block. Sky applies a wrist lock. Sky tags in Page. Page uppercuts the left shoulder of Hager. Page with clubbing blows to Hager’s back. Page kicks Hager in the gut. Page with a straight right hand. Page sends Hager to the corner. Meeting Of The Minds. Hager with a Desperation Lariat. Jericho and Sky are tagged in. Jericho with two shoulder tackles. Jericho ducks a clothesline from Sky. Jericho with a SpringBoard Dropkick to Page. Sky launches Jericho over the top rope. Jericho with a Flying Double Axe Handle Strike. Jericho with a blistering chop. Sky reverses out of the irish whip from Jericho. Sky goes for a dropkick, but Jericho holds onto the ropes. Jericho hits The LionSault for a two count. Jericho tags in Hager. Hager with a Big Biel Throw. Hager lands The Vader Bomb for a two count. Hager whips Sky across the ring. Hager sends Sky chest first into the canvas. Hager applies The Ankle Lock. Jericho gets Page trapped in The Walls Of Jericho. The referee gets distracted by Lambert. Sky rolls Hager over for a two count. Hager drops Sky with The Uranage Slam for a two count. Jericho clotheslines Page over the top rope. Jericho with The Slingshot Pescado. Hager whips Sky across the ring. Hager bodyslams Sky. Hager with a Running Boot. Lambert trips Hager from the outside. Sky connects with the inside cradle to pickup the victory.

Winner: (49-15) Scorpio Sky & (21-3) Ethan Page via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: (29-11) The Lucha Brothers & (29-19) Santana & Ortiz w/Alex Abrahantes vs. (32-32) Private Party & (32-15) The Butcher & (38-19) The Blade w/Matt Hardy & The Bunny In A 8-Man Tag Team Match 

A pier six brawl ensues after the bell rings. Fenix dumps Blade out of the ring. Double SuperKick to Private Party. Proud and Powerful with Stereo Back Body Drops over the top rope. Stereo Orihara MoonSault/SomerSault Plancha Combination. Double SuperKick to Blade. Assisted Splash for a two count. The referee has lost complete control of this match. Quen sends Santana face first into the steel ring post. Quen kicks Ortiz in the gut. Assisted DDT to Ortiz. Pentagon ducks a clothesline from Butcher. Pentagon tags in Fenix. Fenix dives over Butcher. Fenix scores a right jab. Fenix thrust kicks the midsection of Butcher. Blade applies a front face lock. Blade knocks Pentagon off the ring apron. Butcher PowerBombs Fenix. Matt Hardy is trying to cut Ortiz’s hair. Orange Cassidy nails Jack Evans with The Orange Punch. Blade sends Fenix to the corner. Blade with a knife edge chop. Fenix regains control of the match during the commercial break. Fenix tags in Santana. Assisted Cutter to Blade. Ortiz with The Flying CodeBreaker. Santana SuperKicks Blade. Double Inside Out Cutter. Ortiz kicks Quen in the gut. Ortiz goes for a PowerBomb, but Quen counters with a Hurricanrana/Spear Combination.

Quen hits The Fosbury Flop. Santana nails Kassidy with The Pump Kick. Santana sends Kassidy to the corner. Kassidy kicks Santana in the face. Kassidy drops Santana with The Flying Stunner. Kassidy rolls under a clothesline from Pentagon. Pentagon with a Pop Up SuperKick. Pentagon with a BackBreaker. Pentagon kicks Butcher in the face. Pentagon kicks the left hamstring of Butcher. Cero Miedo. Butcher reverses out of the irish whip from Pentagon. Butcher with a Running Crossbody Block. Butcher catches Fenix in mid-air. Butcher whips Fenix across the ring. Fenix with The Rebound Hook Kick. Blade avoids The SpringBoard Side Kick. Blade with The Pump Kick. Fenix reverses out of the irish whip from Blade. Blade with an Inside Out Lariat. Blade drives his knee into the midsection of Santana. Blade bodyslams Santana. Blade tags in Quen. Ortiz pulls Blade off the apron. Quen goes for The Shooting Star Press, but Santana ducks out of the way. Pentagon hits The SlingBlade. Lucha Brothers connects with their Package PileDriver/Flying Double Foot Stomp Combination. Proud and Powerful plants Quen with The Street Sweeper to pickup the victory.

Winner: (30-11) The Lucha Brothers & (30-19) Santana & Ortiz via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: (12-5) Anna Jay vs. (27-13) Penelope Ford w/The Bunny 

Jay attacks Ford before the bell rings. Rockers Punches. Ford punches Jay in the back. Ford with a forearm smash. Ford whips Jay across the ring. Jay holds onto the ropes. Jay sends Ford tumbling to the floor. Jay sends Ford face first into the steel ring post. Jay drives Ford back first into the ring apron. Jay rolls Ford back into the ring. Jay with three running elbow smashes. Jay nails Ford with The Dangerous Jay Kick. Ford denies The Queen Slayer. Jay gets distracted by The Bunny. Ford attacks Jay from behind. Ford has Jay draped across the top strand. Ford with a Running Boot. Ford puts her leg on the back of Jay’s neck. Jay is trying to regain momentum during the commercial break. Quick shoving contest.

Slap Exchange. Jay ducks a clothesline from Ford. Jay applies The Queen Slay. Ford repeatedly backs Jay into the turnbuckles. The referee gets distracted by Bunny. Ford connects with the brass knuckle punch to pickup the victory. After the match, Bunny and Ford gangs up on Jay. Taynara Conti storms into the ring. Conti ducks a clothesline from Bunny. Conti decks Bunny with a back elbow smash. Conti with a double leg takedown to Ford. Conti transitions into a ground and pound attack. Bunny attacks Conti from behind. Bunny repeatedly stomps on the left shoulder of Conti. Ford pops Conti with another brass knuckle punch. Orange Cassidy, Kris Statlander and The Dark Order runs off The Hardy Family Office. Evil Uno is still in his feelings, so the issues with The Dark Order are far from over.

Winner: (28-13) Penelope Ford via Pinfall 

Line Up For Next Weeks AEW Dynamite 

– Miro (c) vs. Sammy Guevara For The AEW TNT Championship

– Cody Rhodes & Lee Johnson w/Arn Anderson vs. Dante Martin & Matt Sydal

– Anna Jay & Taynara Conti vs. The Bunny & Penelope Ford

– Adam Cole vs. Jungle Boy

Sixth Match: Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston vs. Minoru Suzuki & Lance Archer In A Lights Out Match 

Suzuki Gun attacks Moxley and Kingston before the bell rings. All hell is breaking loose in Queens. Archer slams Kingston’s head on the steel ring post. Kingston is throwing haymakers at Archer. Kingston HeadButts Archer. Archer slams Kingston’s head on the ring apron. Suzuki brings multiple chairs up the rampway. Suzuki tells Moxley to bring it. Suzuki and Moxley are swinging chairs at each other. Suzuki kicks Moxley in the gut. Suzuki drives his knee into the midsection of Moxley. Kingston with forearm shivers. Suzuki delivers a gut punch. Chop Exchange. Kingston drops Suzuki with The STO. Kingston rolls a table into the ring. Kingston stomps on Suzuki’s jaw. Kingston with two chops. Suzuki answers with a toe kick. Suzuki with combination palm strikes. Suzuki teep kicks Kingston through the table. Archer catches Moxley in mid-air. Moxley with forearm shivers. Archer with The Big Boot. Suzuki follows that with The PK. Archer attacks the ringside attendants. Archer rocks Moxley with a forearm smash. Archer Chokeslams Moxley into the attendants.

Archer rolls Moxley back into the ring. Moxley with two chops. Forearm Exchange. Suzuki ducks a clothesline from Moxley. Suzuki applies The Sleeper Hold. Suzuki rocks Moxley with a forearm smash. Archer wraps a leather strap around Moxley’s neck. Archer has Moxley hanging. Archer duck tapes the hands of Moxley behind his back. Suzuki Gun repeatedly whips Moxley with the leather strap. Suzuki applies the single leg crab. Archer attacks Moxley with a trash can lid. Kingston and Archer are brawling on the outside. Suzuki with clubbing kendo stick shots. Archer bodyslams Moxley. Suzuki toys around with Moxley. Moxley spits at Suzuki. Suzuki with a straight right hand. Suzuki starts biting Moxley’s forehead. Archer is mauling Moxley in the corner. Moxley side steps Archer into the turnbuckles. Moxley with clubbing headbutts. Suzuki kicks Moxley in the gut.

Suzuki continues to bite Moxley’s forehead. Kingston with a series of chops. Kingston with the greco roman eye poke to Archer. Machine Gun Chops. Kingston hits The Exploder Suplex. Suzuki applies The Sleeper Hold. Archer drops Kingston with The Black Hole Slam. Archer is choking Moxley with his boot. Archer repeatedly stomps on Moxley’s chest. Suzuki sets up a chair contraption. Archer goes for The Blackout, but Homicide gets in the way. Homicide delivers multiple chair shots. Homicide frees Moxley from the duck tape. Suzuki dumps Homicide out of the ring. Suzuki drives the chair into Moxley’s face. Suzuki goes for The Gotch Style PileDriver, but Moxley counters with The Death Rider on the chair. Archer goes for The Chokeslam, but Kingston counters with Two Spinning Back Fists. Moxley kicks Archer in the face. Moxley connects with The Death Rider. Kingston puts Archer inside the trash can. Kingston with rapid fire kendo stick shots. Kingston goes into the lateral press and picks up the victory.

Winner: Jon Moxley & Eddie Kingston 

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Author: Josh Lopez