April 7, 2021
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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross, and Tony Schiavone)
Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts
Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: (35-13) Hangman Page vs. (18-7) Max Caster w/Anthony Bowens
Page kicks Bowens before the bell rings. Page is throwing haymakers at Caster. Page repeatedly slams Caster’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Page repeatedly stomps on Caster’s chest. Page with a knife edge chop. Page whips Caster across the ring. Page with a running short-arm lariat. Page goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Caster lands back on his feet. Page ducks a clothesline from Caster. Page with The Fallaway Slam. Page pops back on his feet. Page with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a one count. Page unloads two knife edge chops. Caster with forearm shivers. Page drops Caster with The Big Boot. Page applies a wrist lock. Following a snap mare takeover, Page stomps on Caster’s back. Page with a Senton Splash for a two count. Caster regroups on the outside. Caster pulls Page out of the ring. Page with a straight right hand. Page sends Caster back first into the steel barricade. Page rolls Caster back into the ring. Page is distracted by Bowens.
Caster with a Sliding Dropkick. Caster repeatedly stomps on Page’s back. Caster punches Page in the back. Page reverses out of the irish whip from Caster. Page launches Caster over the top rope. Page with a SpringBoard Clothesline. Page with The Slingshot Pescado. Page follows that with a blistering chop. Caster whips Page into the barricade. Caster gets crotched on the barricade. Page with another SpringBoard Clothesline. Bowens talks smack to Page. Page grabs the boom box. Page rolls Caster back into the ring. Caster drives Page shoulder first into the steel ring post. Bowens sends Page shoulder first into the barricade. Caster with a Swinging Arm-Ringer. Caster with a flurry of knee drops for a two count. Page answers with a knife edge chop. Caster nails Page with a throat thrust. Caster applies a hammerlock. Caster transitions into The STF.
Page with two haymakers. Page ducks a clothesline from Caster. Page hits The SpineBuster. Page with a corner clothesline. Caster decks Page with a back elbow smash. Page with The Exploder Suplex for a two count. Caster denies The Dead Eye. Caster kicks Page in the chest. Forearm Exchange. Caster with another throat thrust. Page responds with a Belly to Back Suplex on the ring apron. Bowens continues to run interference. Caster with The SuperPlex. Caster applies a top wrist lock. Page touches the bottom rope which forces the break. Page clotheslines Caster in mid-air. Page prepares for The Dead Eye. Bowens slides the boom box into the ring. Bowens gives Caster the steel chain. Caster with a chain assisted haymaker for a two count. Caster goes for The Mic Drop, but Page ducks out of the way. Page kicks Caster in the face. Page wipes out Bowens with The Apron MoonSault. Page connects with The Buckshot Lariat to pickup the victory.
Winner: (36-13) Hangman Page via Pinfall
Second Match: (25-9) The Jurassic Express w/Marko Stunt vs. (8-5) Bear Country
Luchasaurus and Bear Boulder will start things off. Bronson shoves Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy dropkicks Bronson. Jungle Boy slides under Boulder. Luchasaurus nails Boulder with The Pump Kick. Jungle Boy dropkicks Boulder to the floor. Luchasaurus kicks Bronson off the ring apron. Jungle Boy lands Two Suicide Dive. Bear Country catches Jungle Boy in mid-air. Luchasaurus with The SomerSault Plancha. Jurassic Express rolls Boulder back into the ring. Boulder drives Luchasaurus back first into the turnbuckles. Boulder tags in Bronson. Bronson levels Luchasaurus with a Body Avalanche. Bronson is throwing haymakers at Luchasaurus. Bronson tags in Boulder. Luchasaurus with a knee lift. Luchasaurus dives over Bronson. Luchasaurus rolls under a clothesline from Boulder. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus decks Bronson with a back elbow smash. Boulder catches Jungle Boy in mid-air. Jungle Boy misfires on The Flying Crossbody Block. Boulder PowerBombs Jungle Boy. Boulder bodyslams Jungle Boy. Boulder tags in Bronson.
Bronson stomps on Jungle Boy’s ribs. Bronson with a straight right hand. Jungle Boy with a flurry of toe kicks. Bronson tees off on Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy with desperation chops. Bronson HeadButts Jungle Boy for a one count. Bronson whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Bronson scores the elbow knockdown. Bronson tags in Boulder. Boulder walks over Jungle Boy. Boulder with a Pendulum BackBreaker. Boulder stands on the back of Jungle Boy’s neck. Boulder with an elbow drop. Boulder sends Jungle Boy to the corner. Boulder with a Back Body Drop. Boulder tags in Bronson. Bronson with a straight right hand. Jungle Boy is displaying his fighting. Bronson tags in Boulder. Bronson stops Jungle Boy in his tracks. Bear Country goes for a Double Belly to Back Suplex, but Jungle Boy lands back on his feet. Jungle Boy rolls under the double clothesline from Bear Country. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus.
Luchasaurus drops Bronson with a shoulder tackle. Luchasaurus with The Pump Kick. Luchasaurus throws Bronson into Boulder. Luchasaurus tees off on Boulder. Luchasaurus with a Release German Suplex. Luchasaurus dodges The Running Knee Strike. Luchasaurus delivers The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus clotheslines Boulder. Bear Country negates The Double Chokeslam. Luchasaurus with a Double Hook Kick. Boulder launches Luchasaurus over the top rope. HeadButt Exchange. Boulder with The SuperPlex for a two count. Jungle Boy with a shoulder block to Bronson. Jungle Boy hits The SpringBoard Tornoado DDT. Luchasaurus connects with The Extinction. Bronson breaks up the cover with The Running Michinoku Driver. Assisted Cannonball Strike for a two count. Boulder tags in Bronson. Bear Country goes for The Bear Bomb, but Luchasaurus counters with The Tail Whip. Boulder kicks Luchasaurus in the face. Jungle Boy with a Rebound Lariat. Luchasaurus clotheslines Boulder over the top rope. Luchasaurus Chokeslams Bronson. Luchasaurus plants Bronson with The Standing MoonSault to pickup the victory.
Winner: (26-9) The Jurassic Express via Pinfall
Third Match: (26-13-1) Darby Allin (c) w/Sting vs. (2-4) JD Drake w/Ryan Nemeth & Cezar Bononi For The AEW TNT Championship
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Drake backs Allin into the tunbuckles. Allin dodges two chops. Allin applies a side headlock. Drake launches Allin to the corner. Allin kicks Drake in the face. Drake dives over Allin. Drake with a knife edge chop. Allin tumbles to the floor. Allin pie faces Drake. Allin lures Drake to the outside. Allin with a baseball slide dropkick. Allin lands The Suicide Dive. Allin gets distracted by Nemeth. Drake with a mid-air shoulder block. Nemeth laughs at Allin. Nemeth back pedals from Sting. Drake with a Senton Splash. Drake kicks Allin in the ribs. Drake with chop/forearm combination. Drake with a knee drop for a one count. Allin targets the midsection of Drake. Drake with a Bodyslam/HeadButt Combination for a two count. Drake uses the middle rope as a weapon. Drake with another chop/forearm combination in the corner.
Palm Strike Exchange. Drake whips Allin across the ring. Drake with an Inside Out Lariat for a two count. Drake applies a rear chin lock. Allin with elbows into the midsection of Drake. Drake with a Belly to Back Suplex. Second Palm Strike Exchange. Drake shoves Allin off the middle turnbuckle. Drake drops Allin with The Flying Leg Lariat for a two count. Allin exits the ring. Allin with heavy bodyshots. Drake answers with a Rebound Forearm. Drake resets the referee’s ten count. Drake goes for a Running Cannonball Strike, but Allin ducks out of the way. Allin lands The SomerSault Plancha. Allin with clubbing blows to Drake’s back. Drake gets Allin tied up in the tree of woe. Drake is mauling Allin in the corner. Drake with The Running Cannonball Strike. Drake with The Vader Bomb for a two count. Drake goes for The MoonSault, but Allin ducks out of the way. Drake with a running haymaker. Third Palm Strike Exchange. Allin starts biting Drake’s fingers. Allin with an Avalanche Code Red. Allin connects with The Coffin Drop. After the match, The Hardy Family Office attacks Allin on the stage. Sting comes out with The Dark Order to make the save.
Winner: Still AEW TNT Champion, (27-13-1) Darby Allin via Pinfall
Mike Tyson Segment
Fourth Match: (12-3) The Bunny w/The Hardy Family Office vs. (15-4) Taynara Conti w/Hikaru Shida & The Dark Order
Forearm Exchange. Bunny kicks Conti in the gut. Bunny with clubbing blows to Conti’s back. Bunny slams Conti’s head on the two turnbuckle pads. Bunny is choking Conti with her boot. Bunny talks smack to Conti. Conti blocks a boot from Bunny. Conti with The Shoulder Capture Suplex. Conti nails Bunny with The Pump Kick. Conti with The Face Wash. Bunny avoids The PK. Bunny dumps Conti face first on the ring apron. Bunny with a Vertical Suplex on the floor. Bunny dropkicks Conti into the steel barricade. Bunny rolls Conti back into the ring. Bunny toys around with Conti. Bunny with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Bunny drops Conti with a running knee lift for a two count. Conti with forearm shivers. Conti with an inside cradle for a two count. Bunny clotheslines Conti for a two count. Bunny slams Conti’s head on the canvas.
Bunny applies The Grounding Cobra Clutch. Bunny stomps on the left shoulder of Conti. Bunny applies a straight jacket hold. Bunny drives her knee into the midsection of Conti. Bunny pulls Conti down to the mat. Bunny skips around the ring. Bunny pie faces Conti. Conti with a flurry of judo throws. Conti with a Swinging Pendulum BackBreaker. Bunny avoids The Pump Knee Strike. Bunny SuperKicks Conti for a two count. Bunny is displaying her fighting spirit. Conti denies Down The Rabbit Hole. Second Forearm Exchange. Matt Hardy runs interference. Conti connects with The Tay KO for a two count. Bunny slams Conti’s head on the top rope. Bunny with a cheap shot to Shida. That leads us to a massive pier six brawl on the outside. Bunny nails Conti with the kendo stick. Shida steals the kendo stick. Conti with a forearm smash. Conti with The SuperPlex. Conti plants Bunny with The Hammerlock DDT to pickup the victory.
Winner: (16-4) Taynara Conti via Pinfall
Line Up For Next Weeks AEW Dynamite
– Darby Allin (c) w/Sting vs. Matt Hardy w/The Hardy Family Office In A Falls Count Anywhere Match For The AEW TNT Championship
– The Young Bucks (c) vs. PAC & Fenix For The AEW World Tag Team Championship
– Anthony Ogogo’s AEW In-Ring Debut
– Jade Cargill vs. Red Velvet
– Chris Jericho w/Sammy Guevara vs. Dax Hardwood w/Cash Wheeler. Mike Tyson Will Be The Special Guest Enforcer. The other members of The Inner Circle and The Pinnacle are banned from the ringside area.
Fifth Match: (33-6-1) Jon Moxley & (33-14) The Young Bucks vs. (41-10) Kenny Omega & (4-1) The Good Brothers w/Don Callis In A 6-Man Tag Team Match
Don Callis joins the commentary team for this match. Matt Jackson and Kenny Omega will start things off. Callis is trying to get under Matt’s skin. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Matt backs Omega into the ropes. Quick shoving contest. Nick tags himself in. Strong lockup. Wrist Lock Exchange. Omega kicks Nick in the gut. Omega applies a side headlock. Nick whips Omega across the ring. Omega drops Nick with a shoulder tackle. Omega flexes his muscles. Back to the collar and elbow tie up. Nick applies a side headlock. Omega whips Nick across the ring. Nick cartwheels over Omega. Nick ducks a clothesline from Omega. Nick with a Headscissors Takeover. Omega regroups on the outside. Omega tags in Anderson. Anderson shoves Nick. Nick kicks Anderson in the gut. Anderson reverses out of the irish whip from Nick. Nick ducks a clothesline from Anderson. Nick with a SpringBoard Arm-Drag. Nick with Two Dropkicks. Nick ducks a clothesline from Gallows. Double Dropkick. Omega clotheslines Gallows over the top rope. Triple Suicide Dive. Nick roll Anderson back into the ring.
Nick applies a wrist lock. Nick tags in Matt. Matt with a flying axe handle strike. Matt grabs a side wrist lock. Matt tags in Moxley. Moxley with a flying double sledge. Moxley works on the left wrist of Anderson. Moxley with The PK. Moxley applies a front face lock. Matt tags himself in. Matt with a clubbing axe handle strike. Anderson backs Matt into the turnbuckles. Anderson delivers a gut punch. Anderson tags in Gallows. Gallows kicks Matt in the gut. Gallows is throwing haymakers at Matt. Gallows poses for the crowd. Gallows HeadButts Matt. Gallows tags in Omega. Omega applies a wrist lock. Omega hammers down on the left shoulder of Matt. Omega wraps the left shoulder of Matt around the top rope. Omega slams Matt’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Omega tags in Anderson. Anderson kicks Matt in the gut. Following a snap mare takeover, Anderson applies a rear chin lock. Anderson uppercuts Matt. Anderson with a knife edge chop. Matt clears the ring. Matt kicks Anderson in the face. Anderson ducks a clothesline from Matt. Anderson goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Matt lands back on his feet. Matt tags in Moxley.
Moxley ducks a clothesline from Anderson. Moxley clears the ring. Moxley with three clotheslines. Anderson reverses out of the irish whip from Moxley. Anderson with a corner clothesline. Anderson unloads two knife edge chops. Anderson with a forearm smash. Moxley slaps Anderson in the face. Moxley with Three German Suplex’s. Moxley applies The Sleeper Hold. Anderson with a Top Rope Stunner. Anderson tags in Gallows. Gallows drops Moxley with The Big Boot. Gallows transitions into a ground and pound attack. Gallows with a straight right hand. Gallows with an elbow drop for a two count. Gallows with clubbing headbutts. Gallows is choking Moxley with his boot. Gallows with heavy bodyshots. Gallows uppercuts Moxley. Gallows with a RoundHouse Kick. Moxley ducks a clothesline from Gallows. Moxley kicks Gallows in the gut. Moxley with a NeckBreaker. Nick and Anderson are tagged in. Nick ducks under multiple clotheslines from Anderson. Nick knocks Omega off the apron. Nick rocks Anderson with a forearm smash. Nick with a Spinning Back Kick. Nick with a RoundHouse Kick. Gallows runs interference. Nick side steps Gallows into the turnbuckles. Nick with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Nick with a Rising Knee Strike. Side Step Exchange. Gallows launches Nick over the top rope. Nick with an Apron Enzuigiri. Nick with The Flying Double Foot Stomp. Nick hits The Draping BackStabber. Nick blasts Gallows with The PK.
Nick goes for The Slingshot X-Factor, but Anderson counters with The SpineBuster. Matt and Omega are tagged in. Omega begs for mercy. Matt sends Omega to the corner. Matt with Two Hip Tosses. Matt whips Omega across the ring. Matt with a Back Body Drop. Matt drops Omega with The Fake Out DDT. Matt refuses to SuperKick Omega. Omega repeatedly slaps Matt in the face. Matt tackles Omega. Matt is raining down haymakers. Gallows SuperKicks Matt. Nick delivers The Missile Dropkick. Moxley clotheslines Gallows to the floor. Anderson scores the elbow knockdown. Matt SuperKicks Anderson. Omega with Two Snap Dragon Suplex’s. Omega goes for The V-Trigger, but Moxley counters with an Inside Out Lariat. Matt connects with The PileDriver for a two count. More Bang For Your Buck for a two count. Nick dumps Anderson out of the ring. Nick with a SpringBoard Tornillo to the outside. Nick tells Matt to focus. The Bucks are hesitant to dish out The BTE Trigger. Moxley is pissed. Moxley tags himself in. Moxley delivers Two Death Riders. Moxley applies The Rear Naked Choke. The Bucks SuperKicks Moxley. Good Brothers lays out Eddie Kingston on the stage. Two Magic Killers. Omega goes into the cover to pickup the victory. After the match, The Bucks plants Moxley with The Double SuperKick to close the show.
Winner: (42-10) Kenny Omega & (5-1) The Good Brothers via Pinfall
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