AEW Dynamite Results (3/31/21): Miro & Kip Sabian vs. Orange Cassidy & Chuck Taylor

AEW Dynamite
March 31, 2021
Daily’s Place
Jacksonville, Florida

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross, and Tony Schiavone)

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts

Transcription by Josh Lopez

First Match: (0-0) Christian Cage vs. (39-21) Frankie Kazarian 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Kazarian backs Cage into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Strong lockup. Cage with a side headlock takeover. Kazarian whips Cage across the ring. Cage drops Kazarian with a shoulder tackle for a one count. Back to the collar and elbow tie up. Wrist Lock Exchange. Cage grabs a side headlock. Kazarian whips Cage across the ring. Kazarian with a running elbow smash. Kazarian talks smack to Cage. Cage slaps Kazarian in the face. Kazarian with a Back Body Drop over the top rope. Kazarian unloads two knife edge chops. Kazarian whips Cage into the turnbuckles. Kazarian is throwing haymakers at Cage. Cage decks Kazarian with a back elbow smash. Kazarian denies The Tornado DDT. Kazarian sends Cage crashing to the outside. Cage ducks a clothesline from Kazarian. Cage goes for a shoulder block, but Kazarian counters with The Guillotine Leg Drop. Kazarian applies the cravate. Cage is slowly fading away. Kazarian with clubbing blows to Cage’s back. Kazarian with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Kazarian follows that with a Flipping NeckBreaker for a two count.

Kazarian pulls Cage off the bottom rope. Kazarian kicks Cage in the back. Kazarian with a Belly to Back Suplex for a two count. Kazarian stands on the back of Cage’s neck. The referee admonishes Kazarian. Cage with heavy bodyshots. Haymaker Exchange. Kazarian applies a front face lock. Kazarian whips Cage into the turnbuckles. Cage kicks Kazarian in the face. Cage with a straight right hand. Cage drops Kazarian with The Tornado DDT for a two count. Kazarian whips Cage across the ring. Cage with a flurry of haymakers. Cage stands on the back of Kazarian’s neck. Cage with a Slingshot Uppercut. Cage with a Diving European Uppercut for a two count. Cage transitions into a corner mount. Kazarian with a double leg takedown. Rollup Exchange. Kazarian applies The CrossFace Chicken Wing. Cage with two back elbow smashes. Kazarian denies The Killswitch. Kazarian goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Cage lands back on his feet. Cage with The Reverse DDT.

Cage goes for The Flying Splash, but Kazarian ducks out of the way. Kazarian gets Cage trapped in The CrossFace Chicken Wing. Cage reaches the bottom rope which forces the break. Kazarian repeatedly stomps on Cage’s chest. Kazarian continues to run his mouth. Cage with an inside cradle for a two count. Kazarian with a Spinning Back Kick. Kazarian follows that with a knee lift. Kazarian clotheslines Cage. Kazarian connects with The SpringBoard Leg Drop for a two count. Kazarian puts Cage on the top turnbuckle. Kazarian with three haymakers. Cage denies The SuperPlex. Kazarian HeadButts Cage. Kazarian with an Avalanche Spanish Fly for a two count. Kazarian launches Cage over the top rope. Kazarian with a knee lift. Cage avoids The SpringBoard Leg Drop. Cage slams the back of Kazarian’s neck on the top rope. Cage lands The Frog Splash for a two count. Cage negates The CrossFace Chicken Wing. Cage sends Kazarian shoulder first into the steel ring post. Cage plants Kazarian with The Killswitch to pickup the victory.

Winner: (1-0) Christian Cage via Pinfall 

Second Match: (37-11-2) Cody Rhodes vs. (22-15) QT Marshall. Arn Anderson Will Be The Special Guest Referee 

Feeling out process after the bell rings. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Rhodes with a single leg takedown. Strong lockup. Rhodes applies a side headlock. Marshall whips Rhodes across the ring. Rhodes drops Marshall with a shoulder tackle. Marshall drops down on the canvas. Rhodes and Marshall are running the ropes. Marshall leapfrogs over Rhodes. Rhodes with two deep arm-drags. Rhodes applies a wrist lock. Marshall pulls Rhodes down to the mat. Wrist Lock Exchange. Marshall puts his foot on the bottom rope which forces the break. Marshall shoves Rhodes. Rhodes kicks Marshall in the gut. Rhodes with a drop down uppercut. Marshall dropkicks Rhodes. Marshall with a shoulder block.

Marshall works on the left shoulder of Rhodes. Marshall has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Rhodes Powerslams Marshall. Rhodes teases The Figure Four Leg Lock. Rhodes ducks a clothesline from Marshall. Rhodes applies The Full Nelson Lock. Rhodes lets go of The Cross Rhodes. Marshall slaps Rhodes in the face. Marshall ducks under two clotheslines from Rhodes. Rhodes avoids The Diving Crossbody Block. Marshall regains his composure on the outside. Marshall shrugs off Dustin Rhodes. Marshall sucker punches Arn Anderson. Marshall exits the ring. After the match, Aaron Solow, Anthony Ogogo and Nick Comoroto lays out The Nightmare Family. Marshall gets Cody in position for The Conchairto on the stage. Red Velvet comes out to make the save.

Match Result: No-Contest 

Third Match: (33-6-1) Jon Moxley vs. (4-10) Cezar Bononi w/Ryan Nemeth & JD Drake 

Moxley pie faces Bononi. Forearm Exchange. Shoulder Block Exchange. Bononi repeatedly stomps on Moxley’s chest. Bononi tees off on Moxley. Bononi hammers down on the back of Moxley’s neck. Bononi with a knee strike. Moxley side steps Bononi into the turnbuckles. Moxley blocks a boot from Bononi. Moxley hyperextends the left knee of Bononi. Moxley with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Moxley drops his weight on the left leg of Bononi. Moxley applies the single leg crab. Bononi uses his feet to create separation. Moxley unloads Three Mid-Kicks. Nemeth trips Moxley from the outside. Bononi clotheslines Moxley. Bononi with a Vertical Suplex for a two count. Bononi dumps Moxley out of the ring. JD Drake clotheslines Moxley. Drake rolls Moxley back into the ring.

Bononi repeatedly stomps on Moxley’s chest. Bononi hooks the outside leg for a two count. Bononi puts his knee on the back of Moxley’s neck. Bononi drives his knee into the midsection of Moxley. Bononi punches Moxley in the back. Bononi toys around with Moxley. Haymaker Exchange. Second Forearm Exchange. Bononi kicks Moxley out of the ring. Moxley kicks Bononi in the gut. Moxley with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Bononi answers with a knee lift. Bononi hammers down on the back of Moxley’s neck. Bononi rolls Moxley back into the ring. Bononi hooks the outside leg for a two count. Bononi applies a rear chin lock. Bononi repeatedly drives his knee into Moxley’s neck. Bononi goes back to the rear chin lock.

Bononi drives his knee into the midsection of Moxley. Bononi with two corner clotheslines. Moxley dodges The Rising Knee Strike. Moxley crawls under Bononi. Bononi decks Moxley with a back elbow smash. Bononi with a forearm smash. Short-Arm Reversal by Moxley. Moxley with Two Rolling Elbows. Moxley with a Running Lariat. Moxley slaps Bononi in the face. Moxley with a Release German Suplex. Moxley with a corner clothesline. Moxley puts Bononi on the top turnbuckle. Moxley with The SuperPlex for a two count. Moxley applies The Cross-Arm-Breaker. The referee is distracted by Drake. Nemeth begs for mercy. Moxley connects with The Death Rider. Bononi attacks Moxley from behind. Moxley negates The PumpHandle Slam. Moxley makes Bononi pass out to The Rear Naked Choke.

Winner: (34-6-1) Jon Moxley via Referee Stoppage 

Fourth Match: (41-10) Kenny Omega & (3-1) The Good Brothers w/Don Callis vs. (17-9) The Lucha Brothers & (1-1) Laredo Kid In A 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Don Callis joins the commentary team for this match. Laredo Kid starts things off with an Assisted SomerSault Plancha before the bell rings. Fenix walks the tight rope. Fenix with The Asai MoonSault. Pentagon throws Omega inside the ring. SuperKick Party for a two count. Pentagon dumps Anderson out of the ring. Stereo SomerSault Plancha’s/Asai MoonSault Combination. Kid rolls Omega back into the ring. Kid with the irish whip. Kid with a flying forearm smash. Kid follows that with a Snap Vertical Suplex. Kid lands Two MoonSaults for a two count. Kid with a knife edge chop. Kid applies a wrist lock. Omega denies the irish whip. Kid drives his knee into the midsection of Omega. Short-Arm Reversal by Omega. Omega goes for The Rolling Senton, but Kid lands back on his feet. Kid sends Omega chest first into the turnbuckles. Omega decks Kid with a back elbow smash. Omega with a leaping clothesline. Omega tags in Gallows.

Kid with heavy bodyshots. Kid headbutts the midsection of Gallows. Anderson kicks Kid in the back. Gallows with a RoundHouse Kick. Gallows poses for the crowd. Gallows launches Kid to the corner. Gallows with rapid fire bodyshots. Gallows whips Kid into the turnbuckles. Gallows with a Hip Attack. Gallows tags in Anderson. Anderson with a Pendulum BackBreaker for a two count. Anderson is trying to rip off Kid’s mask. Anderson tags in Omega. Omega with a polish hammer. Omega punches Kid in the back. Omega stomps on Kid’s back. Omega with an elbow drop for a two count. Omega slams Kid’s head on The Good Brothers boots. Omega tags in Gallows. Gallows whips Kid across the ring. Gallows drops Kid with The Big Boot. Gallows with three elbow drops for a two count. Gallows with clubbing elbow smashes. Gallows applies a rear chin lock. Gallows rakes the back of Kid. Gallows HeadButts Kid. Gallows tags in Anderson. Anderson kicks Kid in the ribs. Anderson kicks the back of Kid’s head. Anderson tags in Omega.

Omega with a flying polish hammer. Omega flexes his muscles. Omega toys around with Kid. Omega with clubbing blows to Kid’s back. Omega tags in Gallows. Gallows kicks Kid in the ribs. The referee needs to get Omega out of the ring. Gallows with two haymakers. Gallows with a Vertical Suplex. Gallows follows that with a Leg Drop for a two count. Gallows HeadButts Kid in the chest. Gallows with a Delayed Bodyslam. Gallows tags in Omega. Omega and Anderson clears the ring. Triple Splash for a two count. Omega argues with the referee. Omega tags in Gallows. Gallows with a knee drop for a two count. Gallows applies a rear chin lock. Kid with elbows into the midsection of Gallows. Gallows goes for The Powerslam, but Kid counters with The DDT. Anderson and Pentagon are tagged in.

Pentagon with Two SlingBlades. Pentagon tags in Fenix. Fenix with a Roll Through Double Cutter. Cazadora Splash. Fenix drags Anderson to the corner. Fenix tags in Kid. Kid with The MoonSault off the middle turnbuckle. Simultaneous tag to Fenix. Pentagon with a Flying Double Foot Stomp. Fenix lands The Swanton Bomb for a two count. Fenix with a blistering chop. Fenix sends Anderson to the corner. Pentagon with a Running Enzuigiri. Kid with a Leaping Meteora. Anderson side steps Kid into the turnbuckles. Omega and Gallows pulls Kid and Pentagon out of the ring. Fenix takes a ride on The Bullet Club Train. Belly to Back Suplex/Double NeckBreaker Combination for a two count. Gallows dumps Pentagon out of the ring. Anderson with a Single Leg Dropkick for a two count. Pentagon negates The Magic Killer. Gallows with a RoundHouse Kick. Kid delivers The RoundHouse Kick. Omega with a Discus Lariat.

Fenix thrust kicks the midsection of Omega. Omega reverses out of the irish whip from Fenix. Fenix with a Rebound Hook Kick. Pentagon drills Omega with The Canadian Destroyer. Anderson uppercuts Pentagon. Fenix goes for a SpringBoard Clothesline, but Anderson counters with The SpineBuster for a two count. Omega and Kid are tagged in. Forearm Exchange. Kid with a Spinning Back Kick. Kid with a flying forearm smash. Omega PowerBombs Kid in mid-air. Omega drops Kid with The V-Trigger for a two count. Omega goes for The One Winged Angel, but Kid counters with The Hurricanrana. Kid lands The Suicide Dive. Good Brothers starts brawling with The Lucha Brothers. Pentagon with a Twisting Corkscrew Senton to the outside. Short-Arm Reversal by Omega. Kid denies The V-Trigger. Kid with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Fenix kicks Omega in the face. Kid connects with The Michinoku Driver for a two count. Kid goes for The Phoenix Splash, but Omega ducks out of the way. V-Trigger 2. Omega plants Kid with The One Winged Angel to pickup the victory. After the match, Bullet Club runs away from Jon Moxley and The Young Bucks.

Winner: (42-10) Kenny Omega & (4-1) The Good Brothers via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: (33-7) Hikaru Shida & (15-4) Taynara Conti w/The Dark Order vs. (12-3) Allie & (26-10) Nyla Rose w/Matt Hardy, Vickie Guerrero, The Butcher, The Blade, and Private Party 

A pier six brawl ensues before the bell rings. Rose with a double shoulder tackle. Shida with forearm shivers. Rose bodyslams Shida. Rose with a Leg Drop for a one count. Rose tags in Allie. Allie kicks Shida in the chest. Allie with clubbing blows to Shida’s back. Allie talks smack to Shida. Shida tugs on Allie’s hair. Assisted Judo Throw. Shida applies The Fujiwara Arm-Bar. Allie grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Shida has Allie draped across the ring apron. Shida with a running knee lift. Shida is distracted by Matt Hardy. Rose attacks Shida from behind. Rose rolls Shida back into the ring. Allie hooks the inside leg for a two count. Allie repeatedly stomps on Shida’s back. Allie tags in Rose. Rose with clubbing shoulder blocks. Following a snap mare takeover, Rose kicks Shida in the back. Rose punches Shida in the back. Rose drops Shida with a NeckBreaker. Rose couldn’t get Shida in the proper pinning position. Rose with a Pendulum BackBreaker. Rose applies The BackBreaker Stretch. Rose tags in Allie. Rose sweeps out the legs of Shida. Rose with a Running Cannonball Strike. Allie hits The Sliding D for a two count.

Allie paint brushes Conti. Allie and Rose gangs up on Shida behind the referee’s back. Allie tags in Rose. Rose continues to punch Shida in the back. Shida denies The Beast Bomb. Shida with forearm shivers. Allie grabs Shida’s hair. Rose tags in Allie. Shida side steps Rose into the turnbuckles. Shida with a Snap Vertical Suplex into Rose. Shida tags in Conti. Conti with a series of judo throws. Conti knocks Rose off the ring apron. Conti with a Rising Knee Strike. Conti with a Running Boot. Conti blasts Allie with The PK. Conti with a Uranage BackBreaker on the floor. Hardy talks smack to Conti. That leads us to a massive pier six brawl on the outside. Conti connects with The Tay KO for a two count. Shida with a Rising Knee Strike to Rose. Conti wipes out the cavalry with The Flying Crossbody Block. The referee is distracted by Vickie Guerrero. Allie nails Conti with the kendo stick. Allie plants Conti with Down The Rabbit Hole to pickup the victory.

Winner: (13-3) Allie & (27-10) Nyla Rose via Pinfall 

Line Up For Next Weeks AEW Dynamite 

– Jon Moxley & The Young Bucks vs. Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers w/Don Callis In A 6-Man Tag Team Match

– Allie w/Matt Hardy, The Butcher, and The Blade vs. Taynara Conti w/The Dark Order

– Darby Allin (c) w/Sting vs. JD Drake w/Ryan Nemeth For The AEW TNT Championship

– The Jurassic Express vs. Bear Country

– The Inner Circle Will Speak

Sixth Match: (9-0) Miro & (23-17) Kip Sabian w/Penelope Ford vs. (19-10-1) Orange Cassidy & (31-19) Chuck Taylor In The Arcade Anarchy Match 

A pier six brawl ensues after the bell rings. Miro with clubbing blows to Taylor’s back. Miro repeatedly stomps on Taylor’s chest. Sabian is putting the boots to Cassidy. Sabian kicks Cassidy out of the ring. Taylor side steps Miro into the turnbuckles. Sabian runs Cassidy into the edge of the ring frame. Miro drives his knee into the midsection of Taylor. Miro with a forearm smash. Miro whips Taylor across the ring. Miro with a Body Block. Miro with The Fallaway Slam. Sabian kicks Cassidy in the gut. Sabian throws Cassidy into The Wack-A-Mole Machine. Cassidy whips Sabian with the mallet. Miro with a blindside attack. Miro drives Cassidy shoulder first into the steel ring post. Miro bodyslams Cassidy on the floor. Now it’s Miro’s turn to whip Cassidy with the mallet. Miro sets up a barricade bridge. Taylor tees off on Miro. Miro denies The Double Vertical Suplex. Miro throws Cassidy into the barricade. Miro with a Vertical Suplex on the barricade. Miro talks smack to Taylor. Miro rolls Cassidy back into the ring. Miro grabs a steel chair from the prize rack. Miro stops Cassidy in his tracks.

Miro with forearm shivers. Miro wedged the chair in between the turnbuckles. Cassidy with heavy bodyshots. Miro answers with a knee lift. Miro sends Cassidy face first into the wedged chair. Cassidy tumbles to the floor. Taylor with a Flying Clothesline off the Mortal Kombat Machine. Taylor throws Miro into the barricade. Cassidy nails Sabian with The Pump Kick. Cassidy blasts Miro with a trash can lid. Best Friends gangs up on Miro. Cassidy with a running trash can shot. Best Friends with a Barricade Lariat. Best Friends buries Miro under a pile of barricades and destroyed arcade equipment. Cassidy with the lateral press for a two count. Sabian with a knee lift. Sabian dropkicks Cassidy into the prize rack wall. Sabian with a Belly to Back Suplex. Sabian with a ShotGun Dropkick. Taylor kicks Sabian in the gut. Taylor rolls Sabian back into the ring. Taylor tears apart a teddy bear filled with legos. Taylor puts Sabian on the top turnbuckle. Sabian denies The SuperPlex. Sabian with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Sabian hits The SitOut PowerBomb on the legos for a two count. Forearm Exchange.

Cassidy ducks a clothesline from Sabian. Cassidy with The Spinning DDT. Cassidy connects with The Beach Break for a two count. Cassidy delivers The Orange Punch for a two count. Ford pulls the referee out of the ring. Ford kicks Cassidy in the nuts. Kris Statlander returns. Statlander drives her knee into the midsection of Ford. Statlander with a Half Nelson Driver through the air hockey machine. Miro drops Cassidy with The Machka Kick. Miro with a Big Biel Throw. Miro with a Big Boot to Taylor. Miro delivers multiple chair shots. Miro has officially snapped. Trent Beretta arrives to Daily’s Place with Sue. Miro is getting mollywhopped. Miro with a RoundHouse Kick to Taylor. Miro SuperKicks Cassidy. Miro throws Beretta into a wall. Miro walks towards Sue. Beretta with forearm shivers. Miro drives Beretta back first into the barricade. Miro throws the mortal kombat machine at Beretta. Beretta launches a chair into Miro’s face. Beretta Spears Miro through a table. Taylor kicks Sabian in the gut. Taylor plants Sabian with The Running Powerslam through the stage to pickup the victory.

Winner: (20-10-1) Orange Cassidy & (32-19) Chuck Taylor via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez