AEW Revolution 2021 Results

AEW Revolution 2021
March 7, 2021
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Jacksonville, Florida

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross, and Tony Schiavone)

Ring Announcers: Justin Roberts

Transcription by Josh Lopez

The Buy-In Match: (9-3) Thunder Rosa & (12-7) Riho vs. (20-12) Britt Baker & (0-2) Maki Itoh 

Riho and Britt Bakker will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Baker applies a full nelson lock. Following a snap mare takeover, Baker applies a rear chin lock. Wrist Lock Exchange. Riho backs Baker into the ropes. Baker kicks Riho in the gut. Baker with a forearm smash. Baker whips Riho across the ring. Riho cartwheels through a clothesline from Baker. Riho with two dropkicks. Baker reverses out of the irish whip from Riho. Riho with a Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors Takeover. Riho applies a front face lock. Rosa and Itoh are tagged in. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Rosa with a waist lock go-behind. Itoh drop steps into a side headlock. Rosa brings Itoh down to the mat. Rosa applies a front face lock. Itoh transitions into a side headlock. Rosa whips Itoh across the ring. Shoulder Block Exchange. Forearm Exchange. Itoh starts crying. Itoh stomps on the left foot of Baker. Itoh is playing mind games with Rosa. Rosa drops Itoh with a shoulder tackle. Itoh reverses out of the irish whip from Rosa. Itoh with a leaping back elbow smash. Itoh follows that with a running bulldog. Itoh plays to the crowd. Itoh transitions into a corner mount. Rosa dumps Itoh face first on the top turnbuckle pad. Rosa tags in Riho.

Rosa with a Snap Vertical Suplex. Assisted Splash for a two count. Riho applies a wrist lock. Riho with a drop toe hold into the middle rope. Riho delivers The 619 for a two count. Riho tags in Rosa. Following a snap mare takeover, Rosa hooks the outside leg for a two count. Rosa applies a rear chin lock. Riho with a running forearm smash to Baker. Riho with a basement dropkick. Rosa goes into the cover for a two count. Rosa slams Itoh’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Rosa tags in Riho. Second Forearm Exchange. Riho kicks Itoh in the gut. Baker trips Riho from the outside. Baker whips Riho into the steel barricade. Baker rolls Riho back into the ring. Riho avoids The Kokeshi HeadButt. Itoh tags in Baker. Baker with a forearm smash. Baker applies the cravate. Baker with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Baker taunts Rosa. Baker stomps on Riho’s face. Baker with a Head & Arm Suplex for a two count. Baker stands on the back of Riho’s neck. Rebel attacks Riho behind the referee’s back. Baker applies a front face lock. Itoh tags herself in. Following a snap mare takeover, Itoh applies a rear chin lock. Riho puts her foot on the bottom rope which forces the break.

Itoh is tearing Riho apart. Riho side steps Itoh into the turnbuckles. Riho with a Top Rope Stunner. Riho with The Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Rosa and Baker are tagged in. Third Forearm Exchange. Rosa clotheslines Baker. Rosa with a Diving Corner Clothesline. Rosa with a Rebound Meteora. Rosa follows that with The Corner Dropkick. Rosa with The Butterfly Suplex. Rosa with a Running Senton Splash for a two count. Rosa goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Baker lands back on her feet. Itoh tags herself in. Itoh with a diving back elbow smash. Baker hits The SlingBlade. Itoh connects with The Kokeshi HeadButt for a two count. Rosa kicks Itoh in the gut. Rosa drops Itoh with The Stunner. Rosa tags in Riho.

Riho knocks Baker off the ring apron. Riho with a Jumping Knee Strike. Baker SuperKicks Riho. Rosa with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Itoh sends Rosa to the corner. Rosa kicks Itoh in the face. Itoh with The Tornado DDT. Itoh goes for The Diving Kokeshi HeadButt, but Rosa ducks out of the way. Riho goes for a Running Meteora, but Itoh counters with the single leg crab. Riho refuses to quit. Fourth Forearm Exchange. Itoh HeadButts Riho. Itoh tags in Baker. Baker hits The Air Raid Crash for a two count. Riho with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Riho tags in Rosa. Rollup Exchange. Baker drops Rosa with The DDT for a two count. Rosa with another crucifix rollup for a two count. Rebel runs interference. Rosa side steps Baker into Rebel. Rosa with The Death Valley Driver for a two count. Rosa dumps Itoh out of the ring. Riho wipes out Itoh with The Flying Crossbody Block off the ring apron. Rosa goes for The Fire Thunder Driver, but Baker lands back on her feet. Baker SuperKicks Rosa. Rebel clocks Rosa with the crutch. Baker proceeds to steal the victory.

Winner: (21-12) Britt Baker & (1-2) Maki Itoh via Pinfall

AEW REVOLUTION 2021 

First Match: (32-12) The Young Bucks (c) vs. (28-9-1) Chris Jericho & (22-4) MJF w/Wardlow For The AEW World Tag Team Championship 

Nick Jackson and Chris Jericho will start things off. Nick with a double leg takedown. Nick transitions into a ground and pound attack. Matt tackles MJF. Matt is raining down haymakers. All hell is breaking loose in Jacksonville. Matt starts choking MJF with his knee. Jericho whips Nick into the steel barricade. Meeting Of The Minds. Jericho punches Matt. Jericho with a knife edge chop. Young Bucks with Stereo Suicide Dives. Young Bucks tees off on Jericho. Stereo Shoulder Blocks. Stereo Sharpshooters. Nick repeatedly stomps on Jericho’s chest. Nick tags in Matt. Jericho reverses out of the irish whip from Nick. Nick dives over Jericho. Matt Spears Jericho. Matt with rapid fire haymakers. Nick wraps his legs around MJF’s neck. Matt dropkicks MJF off the ring apron. Matt tags in Nick. SpringBoard Swanton Bomb for a two count. Nick punches MJF. Nick dumps MJF out of the ring. MJF grabs Nick’s left leg. Jericho with a SpringBoard Dropkick.

Jericho kicks Nick out of the ring. MJF starts choking Nick. Wardlow repeatedly stomps on Nick’s chest. MJF rolls Nick back into the ring. Jericho with a Belly to Back Suplex. Jericho tags in MJF. Double Irish Whip. Double Flapjack. Inner Circle mocks The Young Bucks. MJF punches Nick in the back. Inner Circle goes for a Double Belly to Back Suplex, but Nick lands back on his feet. Nick ducks a clothesline from Jericho. Nick crawls under MJF. Nick tags in Matt. Matt with a series of chops and haymakers. Matt drops MJF with a Fake Out DDT. Wardlow sends Matt tumbling to the floor. Jericho with a Snap Vertical Suplex on the floor. Wardlow kicks Matt in the face. Jericho rolls Matt back into the ring. MJF stomps on the right shoulder of Matt. MJF struts around the ring. MJF tags in Jericho. Jericho with a knife edge chop. Jericho with a Vertical Suplex. Jericho sends Matt to the corner. Jericho tags in MJF. Jericho repeatedly stomps on Matt’s chest. Double Delayed Vertical Suplex for a two count.

MJF applies a rear chin lock. Matt with elbows into the midsection of MJF. MJF pulls Matt down to the mat. MJF gives Nick the middle finger. Matt kicks MJF in the face. Matt decks Jericho with a back elbow smash. MJF with a drop toe hold. MJF applies a front face lock. Matt with a Northern Lights Suplex. Jericho wisely pulls Nick off the apron. MJF with a Japanese Arm-Drag into the turnbuckles for a two count. MJF slams Matt’s head on the right boot of Jericho. MJF tags in Jericho. Jericho with a straight right hand. Jericho tags in MJF. Double Irish Whip. Matt creates distance with The Double DDT. Matt tags in Nick. Nick with a flurry of haymakers. Nick with a Spinning Back Kick. Nick checks MJF in the chest. Nick drops Jericho with a Corkscrew Kick. Nick with a Rising Knee Strike. Nick follows that with a Running Bulldog/Clothesline Combination. Nick blasts Jericho with a Running Boot. Nick buries his shoulder into the midsection of MJF. Nick hits The Slingshot X-Factor. Nick with The Quebrada off the apron. Nick drills MJF with The Canadian Destoryer for a two count.

MJF is trying to create separation. Nick with The Cheeky Nando’s Kick. Nick tags in Matt. SliceBread/PowerBomb Combination for a two count. MJF with a timely cheap shot. MJF tags in Jericho. Matt with a double leg takedown. Matt transitions into a ground and pound attack. Jericho sweeps out the legs of Matt. Jericho goes for The Walls Of Jericho, but Matt counters with an inside cradle for a two count. Jericho goes for The Judas Effect, but Matt counters with The SuperKick. Matt tags in Nick. MJF runs interference. Jericho with The TombStone PileDriver. Jericho gets Nick trapped in The Walls Of Jericho. Nick tags in Matt. Matt goes for a SuperKick, but Jericho counters with The Walls Of Jericho. Matt with a straight right hand. Matt drives Jericho crotch first into the middle turnbuckle pad. MJF tags himself in.

MJF ducks a clothesline from Matt. MJF with the backslide cover for a two count. MJF applies a side headlock. Matt whips MJF across the ring. Matt goes for a Hurricanrana, but MJF counters with a SitOut PowerBomb for a two count. MJF poses for the crowd. MJF toys around with Matt. Young Bucks goes for The Meltzer Driver, but Jericho counters with The CodeBreaker. MJF rolls Matt over for a two count. MJF launches Matt over the top rope. Matt with a straight right hand. The referee is distracted by Wardlow. Jericho nails Matt with the baseball bat. MJF delivers The Heat Seeker for a two count. MJF is shocked. MJF tags in Jericho. Jericho with three haymakers. Double Irish Whip. Jericho runs into an Apron Enzuigiri from Nick. Matt sends MJF tumbling to the floor. Matt tags in Nick. Stereo Flying Crossbody Blocks for a two count. Nick tees off on Jericho. Wardlow runs interference. Jericho inadvertently clocks Wardlow with The Judas Effect. Nick rolls Jericho over for a two count. Jericho scores the cross chop. Young Bucks SuperKicks Jericho in mid-air. Young Bucks connects with The BTE Trigger for a two count. SuperKick Party. Nick tags in Matt. Young Bucks plants Jericho with The Meltzer Driver to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still AEW World Tag Team Champions, (33-12) The Young Bucks via Pinfall 

Second Match: The Casino Tag Team Battle Royale. The Winner Will Get A Future AEW World Tag Team Title Match 

The Participants: (Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, Alex Reynolds, John Silver, Alan Angels, Preston Vance, The Inner Circle, Death Triangle, The Butcher and The Blade, Private Party, Bear Country, The Sydal Brothers, The Gunn Club, SoCal Uncensored, The Natural Nightmares, The Jurassic Express, The Varsity Blonds, Peter Avalon and Cezar Bononi) 

Order Of Eliminations 

1.) Alan Angels was eliminated by QT Marshall

2.) Mike Sydal was eliminated by Santana & Ortiz

3.) Matt Sydal was eliminated by Santana

4.) Peter Avalon was eliminated by Austin Gunn

5.) The Gunn Club was eliminated by QT Marshall

6.) QT Marshall eliminated himself after an argument with Dustin Rhodes

7.) Stu Grayson was eliminated by Bear Country

8.) Ortiz was eliminated by Jungle Boy

9.) Cezar Bononi was eliminated by Luchasaurus

10.) Griff Garrison was eliminate by Luchasaurus

11.) Santana was eliminated by Jungle Boy

12.) Evil Uno was eliminated by The Jurassic Express

13.) Brian Pillman Jr was eliminated by The Butcher

14.) Preston Vance was eliminated by The Blade and Jack Evans

15.) Dustin Rhodes was eliminated by The Butcher, The Blade, and The Bunny

16.) Luchasaurus was eliminated by Bear Country

17.) Bear Country was eliminated The Butcher

18.) Marq Quen was eliminated by Pac

19.) The Blade was eliminated by Fenix

20.) Isiah Kassidy was eliminated by Alex Reynolds and John Silver

21.) The Butcher was eliminated by SoCal Uncensored

22.) Christopher Daniels was eliminated by Fenix

23.) Alex Reynolds was eliminated by Jungle Boy

24.) Frankie Kazarian was eliminated by Pac

25.) John Silver was eliminated by Fenix

26.) PAC was eliminated by Jungle Boy

27.) Jungle Boy was eliminated by Fenix

Winner: The Death Triangle 

Third Match: (31-7) Hikaru Shida (c) vs. (4-0) Ryo Mizunami For The AEW Women’s World Championship 

Shida ducks a clothesline from Ryo. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Shida drop steps into a side headlock. Ryo reverses the hold. Shida whips Ryo across the ring. Ryo drops Shida with a shoulder tackle. Shida pops back on her feet. Shida ducks under two clotheslines from Ryo. Ryo with a running shoulder tackle. Ryo with a running forearm smash. Machine Gun Chops. Shida tugs on Ryo’s hair. Shida slams Ryo’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Machine Gun Chop Exchange. Ryo starts gloating in the center of the ring. Shida with a Running Hurricanrana. Shida sends Ryo to the corner. Shida with a Rising Knee Strike. Shida punches Ryo in the back. Shida has Ryo draped across the ring apron. Shida with a running knee lift. Shida pulls out a steel chair from under the ring. Ryo catches Shida in mid-air. Ryo launches Shida into the crowd. The referee admonishes Ryo. Ryo rolls Shida back into the ring. Ryo with a Leg Drop. Ryo drops Shida with The Famouser. Ryo with Three Running Leg Drops for a two count. Ryo applies a rear chin lock. Shida puts her foot on the bottom rope which forces the break.

Shida with forearm shivers. Shida ducks a clothesline from Ryo. Ryo denies The Hip Lock Takeover. Ryo kicks Shida in the gut. Ryo with the irish whip. Shida kicks Ryo in the gut. Shida with a leaping head kick. Shida drives Ryo face first into the top turnbuckle pad. Following a snap mare takeover, Shida with The Missile Dropkick for a two count. Shida goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Ryo blocks it. Ryo with a forearm smash. Ryo clotheslines Shida over the top rope. Shida with a RoundHouse Kick. Shida drives Ryo face first into the top turnbuckle pad. Stalemate in the corner. Shida hits The Hitodenashi Driver on the ramp way. Shida with a Deadlift Vertical Suplex off the second rope for a two count. Shida toys around with Ryo. Forearm Exchange. Ryo with clubbing headbutts. Second Forearm Exchange. Ryo with a back fist. Ryo with two clotheslines. Ryo drops Shida with a running clothesline. Ryo follows that with The TTD for a two count.

Shida rocks Ryo with a forearm smash. Running Knee Strike/Lariat Exchange. Third Forearm Exchange. Ryo with The Uranage Slam. Ryo Spears Shida. Ryo connects with The Guillotine Leg Drop for a two count. Shida denies The Fisherman’s Buster. Shida with a knee lift. Shida with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Shida ducks a clothesline from Ryo. Shida with a Straight Jacket German Suplex. Ryo rises back on her feet. Ryo clotheslines the back of Shida’s neck. Shida hits The Falcon Arrow. Shida pops back on her feet. Shida delivers her combination offense. Shida with a Running Knee Strike to the back of Ryo’s head. Shida connects with another Falcon Arrow for a two count. Ryo clotheslines Shida. Shida responds with a Jumping Knee Strike. Shida ducks a clothesline from Ryo. Shida with the eye poke. Shida with an inside cradle for a two count. Shida goes for The Tamashii, but Ryo rolls her over for a two count. Shida with a Step Up Enzuigiri for a two count. Shida goes for The Falcon Arrow, but Ryo counters with The DDT. Shida connects with The Tamashii for a two count. Shida plants Ryo with The Windmill Knee Strike to pickup the victory. After the match, Britt Baker, Nyla Rose, and Maki Itoh gangs up on Shida and Ryo. Thunder Rosa storms into the ring to make the save.

Winner: Still AEW Women’s World Champion, (32-7) Hikaru Shida via PInfall 

Fourth Match: (6-0) Miro & (19-17) Kip Sabian w/Penelope Ford vs. (17-9-1) Orange Cassidy & (30-18) Chuck Taylor

Miro and Kip Sabian attacked Best Friends in the backstage area. Sabian bodyslams Cassidy on a production crate. Miro brings Taylor to the ring. Taylor is busted open. Taylor tells the referee to ring the bell. Taylor slaps Miro in the face. Miro clotheslines Taylor. Miro throws Taylor into the turnbuckles. Miro with rapid fire bodyshots. Miro repeatedly stomps on Taylor’s chest. Miro with a Mid-Kick. Miro talks smack to Taylor. Miro transitions into a ground and pound attack. Miro tags in Sabian. Sabian with a SpringBoard ShotGun Dropkick. Sabian toys around with Taylor. Sabian repeatedly stomps on Taylor’s chest. Miro is playing mind games with Taylor. Sabian is choking Taylor with his knee. Sabian tags in Miro. Miro uses the bottom rope as a weapon. The referee admonishes Miro. Miro with two haymakers. Miro is mauling Taylor in the corner. Miro tags in Sabian. Sabian with a Corner Dropkick. Taylor kicks Sabian in the face. Taylor with a Rising Knee Strike.

Orange Cassidy graces us with his presence. Cassidy delivers The Oranage Punch. Taylor with The Uranage Slam. Taylor tags in Cassidy. Sabian avoids The Orange Punch. Standing Switch Exchange. Cassidy dumps Sabian out of the ring. Cassidy lands The Suicide Dive. Cassidy rolls Sabian back into the ring. Cassidy hits The Diving DDT for a two count. Sabian denies The Beach Breaker. Sabian with a straight right hand. Sabian with a Pop Up Knee Lift. Sabian follows that with a GutBuster. Sabian blasts Cassidy with The PK for a two count. Sabian with The Cross Legged Falcon Arrow for a two count. Sabian talks smack to Cassidy. Sabian goes for Deathly Hollows, but Cassidy lands back on his feet. Cassidy ducks a clothesline from Sabian.

Taylor made the blind tag. Cassidy with The Swinging DDT. Beach Breaker/Flying Double Foot Stomp Combination. Taylor drills Sabian with The Spike PileDriver for a two count. The referee argues with Ford. Pocket Pose. Lethargic Kicks. Cassidy ducks a clothesline from Miro. Miro kicks Cassidy in the ribs. Cassidy responds with The Stundog Millionaire. Cassidy with another Orange Punch. Ford stops Cassidy in his tracks. Miro shoves Cassidy into Ford. Miro with The RoundHouse Kick. Miro with The Uranage Slam. Taylor answers with The Flying Boot. Miro clotheslines Taylor. The referee admonishes Miro for not following the simple rules of a tag team match. Miro tells Sabian to focus. Sabian tags in Miro. Taylor with an inside cradle for a two count. Miro with a RoundHouse Kick. Miro connects with The Machka Kick. Miro makes Taylor tap out to Game Over.

Winner: (7-0) Miro & (20-17) Kip Sabian via Submission 

Fifth Match: (33-13) Hangman Page vs. (11-4) Matt Hardy In The Big Money Match 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Hardy backs Page into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Page ducks a clothesline from Hardy. Page is throwing haymakers at Hardy. Page with a knife edge chop. Page repeatedly stomps on Hardy’s chest. Hardy reverses out of the irish whip from Page. Hardy applies a side headlock. Page with a Belly to Back Suplex. Page unloads two knife edge chops. Hardy tugs on Page’s hair. Hardy with a straight right hand. Page with The Fallaway Slam. Page pops back on his feet. Hardy regroups on the outside. Page kicks Hardy in the gut. Page launches Hardy over the ringside barricade. Page dumps Hardy chest first on the barricade. Page with a Diving Sledge. Page sends Hardy back to the ringside area.

Page with forearm shivers. Hardy drives Page shoulder first into the steel ring post. Hardy starts bending Page’s fingers. Hardy is biting Page’s fingers. Hardy repeatedly slams Page’s head on the steel ring steps. Hardy kicks the right hand of Page against the ring steps. Hardy works on his joint manipulation game. Page with heavy bodyshots. Hardy punches Page in the back. Hardy is mauling Page in the corner. Hardy whips Page into the turnbuckles. Hardy poses for the crowd. Hardy with a knife edge chop. Page answers with two haymakers. Hardy reverses out of the irish whip from Page. Page ducks a clothesline from Hardy. Page with a big haymaker. Hardy goes for The Side Effect, but Page counters with The Rolling Crucifix for a two count. Page ducks a clothesline from Hardy. Page hits The Death Valley Driver for a two count.

Page kicks Hardy in the face. Hardy with a straight right hand. Hardy goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Page lands back on his feet. Page sends Hardy to the apron. Page with a SpringBoard Clothesline. Hardy avoids The Slingshot Pescado. Hardy kicks Page in the gut. Hardy drops Page with The Twist Of Fate on the floor. Page gets back in the ring at the count of nine. Hardy stands on Page’s face. Hardy applies a chin lock on the top rope. Hardy hammers down on the back of Page’s neck. Hardy with the irish whip. Page kicks Hardy in the face. Hardy with clubbing blows to Page’s back. Page clings onto the top turnbuckle. Hardy with a Release German Suplex for a two count. Hardy applies the cravate. Page with heavy bodyshots. Hardy punches Page in the back. Hardy whips Page across the ring. Misfired Clotheslines. Lariat Exchange. Page with The Rolling Elbow. Page clotheslines Hardy to the floor. Page lands The Orihara MoonSault.

Page rolls Hardy back into the ring. Page with a Diving Crossbody Block for a two count. Page with a corner clothesline. Following a snap mare takeover, Page with The Sliding Lariat. Hardy denies The Dead Eye. Hardy decks Page with a back elbow smash. Hardy with a NeckBreaker. Hardy with clubbing blows to Page’s back. Hardy hits The VT Bomb for a two count. Page denies The Twist Of Fate. Page delivers The Dead Eye. Page is distracted by Private Party. Page ducks a clothesline from Hardy. Page with a straight right hand. Page clotheslines Kassidy over the top rope. Page kicks Quen off the apron. Page lands The Suicide Dive. Page goes for The Buckshot Lariat, but Hardy counters with The Side Effect. Hardy connects with The Twist Of Fate for a two count. Hardy is shocked. The Dark Order lays out Private Party. Page with The Big Boot. Hardy launches Page over the top rope. Dark Order catches Page in mid-air. Page plants Hardy with The Buckshot Lariat to pickup the victory.

Winner: (34-13) Hangman Page via Pinfall 

Sixth Match: (35-10-2) Cody Rhodes w/Arn Anderson vs. (30-13) Scorpio Sky vs. (18-5) Lance Archer w/Jake The Snake Roberts vs. (24-14) Pentagon Jr. vs. (14-6) Max Caster vs. (0-0) Ethan Page In The Face Of The Revolution Ladder Match. The Winner Will Get A Future AEW TNT Title Match 

Pier six brawl after the bell rings. Caster is watching the melee from the outside. Page repeatedly stomps on Sky’s chest. Page starts choking Sky in the corner. Archer is choking Rhodes with his boot. Caster with two haymakers. Rhodes applies a wrist lock. Rhodes hammers down on the left shoulder of Archer. Page throws Sky into the steel barricade. Page rocks Sky with a forearm smash. Pentagon sends Caster face first into the steel ring post. Archer clotheslines Rhodes over the top rope. Sky with a chop/forearm combination. Haymaker Exchange. Pentagon repeatedly kicks the left hamstring of Caster. Archer drives a ladder into the left shoulder of Rhodes. Archer throws the ladder at Page and Sky. Archer rolls Pentagon back into the ring. Archer kicks Caster in the face. Archer repeatedly drives the ladder into the midsection of Page and Pentagon. Pentagon SuperKicks Archer. Pentagon hits The SlingBlade. Sky with a Release German Suplex. Sky ducks a clothesline from Caster. Caster denies The German Suplex. Caster dropkicks Sky. Caster takes a bow. Jack Evans comes out a boom box. Preston Vance drills Evans with The SpineBuster on the ramp way. Rhodes drops Caster with The Disaster Kick.

Page starts scaling the ladder. Archer shoves Rhodes and Page off the ladder. Rhodes and Page denies The Double Chokeslam. Rhodes kicks Archer in the gut. Rhodes with a drop down uppercut. Page nails Archer with The Pump Kick. Rhodes and Page sends Archer face first into the ladder. Rhodes wants Page to shake his hand. Page kicks Rhodes in the gut. Page drives the ladder into the left shoulder of Rhodes. Caster clocks Page, Sky, and Rhodes with the boom box. Pentagon lands The SomerSault Plancha off the ladder. Archer teases a dive. Archer dropkicks Pentagon off the ring apron. Page drops Archer with The Slingshot Cutter on the ladder. Page applies a front face lock. Page repeatedly drives the ladder into Archer’s back. Sky goes for The TKO, but Page lands back on his feet. Page with a Tilt-A-Whirl GutBuster. Page with The Razor’s Edge into the ladder. Caster sets up a ladder bridge. Page brings another ladder into the ring. Pentagon with The Backstabber. Pentagon starts climbing the ladder. Rhodes dropkicks Pentagon off the ladder. Pentagon SuperKicks Rhodes. Rhodes denies The Package Piledriver. Rhodes kicks Pentagon in the gut. Pentagon fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Pentagon drills Rhodes with The Canadian Destroyer on the ladder.

Rhodes is receiving medical attention. Sky with a Counter Vertical Suplex on the floor. Sky knocks Caster off the ladder. Caster dumps Sky out of the ring. Caster repeatedly stomps on Sky’s back. Sky sends Caster face first into the canvas. Second Haymaker Exchange. Page runs interference. Four Way Brawl on two ladders. Sky tees off on Caster. Sky kicks Caster off the apron. Pentagon stops Sky in his tracks. Pentagon with a forearm smash. Pentagon SuperKicks Sky. Pentagon plays to the crowd. Pentagon and Sky are trading back and forth shots. Sky bites Pentagon’s forehead. Sky with a Flying NeckBreaker off the ladder. Page scales the ladder. Caster is throwing haymakers at Page. Caster rakes the eyes of Page. Caster with a Sunset Bomb off the ladder. Sky with a forearm smash. Sky whips Caster into the ladder. Sky bodyslams Caster on the ladder. Sky lands The Frog Splash. Sky repositions the ladder. Sky delivers his combination offense. Archer catapults Sky onto the ladder. Archer yanks Sky off the ladder. Sky kicks Archer in the face. Archer sends Sky crashing through the ladder bridge.

Pentagon SuperKicks Archer. Pentagon gets Page tied up in the tree of woe. Pentagon with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex to Page. Pentagon with a SpringBoard Clothesline to Archer. Pentagon and Page are trading back and forth shots on the ladder. Ciero Miedo. Page shoves Pentagon off the ladder. Rhodes whips Page with the weight belt. Rhodes with heavy bodyshots. Rhodes transitions into a corner mount. Rhodes drops Page with The Cross Rhodes. Rhodes stomps on Page’s chest. Archer with rapid fire haymakers. Archer with The SuperPlex off the ladder. Caster lands The Acclaim To Fame off the ladder. Third Haymaker Exchange. Pentagon repeatedly slams Caster’s head on the ladder. Caster starts biting Pentagon’s fingers.

Archer shoves Caster and Pentagon off the ladder. Chokeslam Party. Caster slaps Archer in the face. Archer rocks Caster with a forearm smash. Archer with a straight right hand. Archer hits The Blackout on the ladder. Archer scales the ladder. Page punches Archer in the back. Archer is pissed. Archer with a forearm smash. Page delivers the low blow. Page with The Razor’s Edge. Roberts responds with The Short-Arm Lariat. Pentagon SuperKicks Roberts. Rhodes runs interference. Rhodes repeatedly slams Pentagon’s head on the ladder. Rhodes connects with The Cody Cutter. Pentagon blasts Rhodes with the steel chair. Sky with multiple chair shots. Sky climbs up the ladder. Rhodes and Sky are trading back and forth shots. Sky yanks on the left shoulder of Rhodes. Sky shoves Rhodes off the ladder. Sky retrieves the brass ring to pickup the victory.

Winner: (31-13) Scorpio Sky 

Seventh Match: (19-4) Brian Cage & (22-5) Ricky Starks vs. (0-0) Sting & (23-13-1) Darby Allin In A Tag Team Street Fight 

TAZ joins the commentary team for this cinematic match from an undisclosed location. We see Sting driving Allin and a group of hoodlums to the undisclosed location. Cage drives Allin back first into the turnbuckles. Sting is brawling with Starks. Allin ducks a clothesline from Cage. Cage catches Allin in mid-air. Cage with a Release German Suplex. Cage dumps Allin out of the ring. Cage with clubbing blows to Sting’s back. Cage repeatedly stomps on Sting’s back. Cage lays out Allin’s hoodlums. Cage drives Allin back first into the steel ring post. Cage dumps Allin ribs first on the steel railing. Cage wraps his hoodie around Allin’s neck. Cage drags Allin around the warehouse. Starks tees off on Sting. Sting reverses out of the irish whip from Starks. Sting with clubbing clotheslines. Sting with a Stinger Splash. Sting kicks Starks in the gut. Sting delivers The Snake Eyes. Sting throws Starks into the canvas. Cage is tearing Allin apart. Cage goes for a PowerBomb, but Allin lands back on his feet. Allin with a chop block. Allin with clubbing blows to Cage’s back. Cage drives Allin face first into the wall. Cage throws Allin through the door. Sting levels Starks with another Stinger Splash. Sting clotheslines Starks over the top rope. Sting grabs his baseball bat. Starks backs away from Sting. Sting throws the bat at Starks.

Starks says that Sting is nothing without the bat. Sting kicks Starks in the gut. Sting repeatedly shoves Starks into the wall. Sting is raining down haymakers. Sting stomps on Starks chest. Sting throws Starks back first into the wall. Cage gets Allin in position for a Vertical Suplex. Cage walks up a flight of stairs. Cage bodyslams Allin on the trash can. Cage talks smack to Allin. Cage stands on Allin’s face. Sting sends Cage face first into a ladder. Allin with a ShotGun Dropkick. Sting and Allin are double teaming Cage. Starks joins the fray. Starks attacks Sting with the steel trash bin. Starks kicks Sting in the gut. Starks is choking Sting. Sting drives his knee into the nether regions of Starks. Cage inadvertently hits Starks with the trash can lid. Sting and Cage are trading back and forth shots. Allin applies The Sleeper Hold. Cage gets Allin in position for The Razor’s Edge. Sting blinds Cage with the fire extinguisher. Allin breaks a bottle over Cage’s head. Double SpineBuster through a table.

Starks nails Sting with a 2X4. Palm Strike Exchange. Starks drops Allin with a running knee lift. Allin side steps Starks into the pole. Allin lands The Coffin Drop. Will Hobbs PowerBombs Allin into the pole. Hook with a Judo Throw on the concrete floor. Cage kicks Sting in the gut. Cage drives Sting back first into the wall. Cage wipes out Sting. Team TAZ gangs up on Allin. Team TAZ whips Allin through a glass frame. Hook kicks Sting in the ribs. Team TAZ tees off on Sting. Cage blasts Sting with a shovel. Allin gives Sting the baseball bat. Sting with multiple bat shots. Sting gives Cage a shovel receipt. Allin with a Flying Elbow Drop through the platform. Starks decks Sting with a back elbow smash. Starks avoids The Stinger Splash. Starks ducks a clothesline from Sting. Starks Spears Sting for a two count. Starks repeatedly slaps Sting in the face. Sting with a straight right hand. Starks delivers the low blow. Starks goes for a PowerBomb, but Sting counters with a sunset flip for a two count. Sting connects with The Scorpion Death Drop to pickup the victory.

Winner: (1-0) Sting & (24-13-1) Darby Allin via Pinfall 

Eight Match: (39-10) Kenny Omega (c) w/Don Callis vs. (31-5-1) Jon Moxley In The Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match For The AEW World Championship 

*ANY COLLISION INTO THE BARBED WIRE ROPES SETS OFF THE FIREWORKS.

Don Callis joins the commentary team for this match. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Omega is trying to back Moxley into the barbed wire ropes. Moxley HeadButts Omega. Forearm Exchange. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Omega kicks Moxley in the gut. Omega applies a side headlock. Moxley with a Belly to Back Suplex. Omega grabs a side headlock. Omega hammers down on the back of Moxley’s neck. Omega with a forearm smash. Omega starts biting Moxley’s forehead. Moxley slides under Omega. Both men nearly collide with the barbed wire ropes. Moxley kicks Omega in the gut. Omega denies The Death Rider. Omega with a forearm smash. Moxley reverses out of the irish whip from Omega. Moxley applies a waist lock. Omega decks Moxley with a back elbow smash. Omega fights out of the fireman’s carry position. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Jab Exchange. Omega rakes the eyes of Moxley. Omega with Two Running Boots. Moxley clotheslines Omega over the top rope. Moxley launches multiple weapons into the ring. Moxley attacks Omega with a barbed wire baseball bat on the stage. Moxley with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Moxley whips Omega with a kendo stick. Omega throws powder into Moxley’s eyes. Omega throws Moxley into the barbed wire ropes for a two count.

Omega gives Moxley the kendo stick treatment. Omega cracks Moxley with the garbage can. Omega with a Knee Crusher on the garbage can. Omega is choking Moxley with the kendo stick. Omega hits The Kotaro Krusher on the garbage can for a two count. Moxley is busted open. Omega hyperextends the left knee of Moxley. Omega applies The Figure Four Leg Lock. Moxley rams the barbed wire chair across the left knee of Omega. Omega applies a Full Nelson Lock. Moxley decks Omega with a back elbow smash. Omega throws Moxley through the barbed wire board. Omega lands The MoonSault for a two count. Omega continues to whip Moxley with the kendo stick. Moxley repeatedly kicks Omega into the barbed wire ropes. Moxley with The Exploder Suplex. Omega hammers down on the back of Moxley’s neck. Moxley denies The Snap Dragon Suplex. Moxley with The Exploder Suplex through the barbed wire board. Moxley is trying to wipe blood out of his eyes.

Omega denies The Death Rider. Omega with a forearm smash. Omega goes for The One Winged Angel, but Moxley counters with The Release German Suplex. Moxley with a Side Walk Slam on the barbed wire chair. Moxley wraps barb wire around his bicep. Omega with forearm shivers. Moxley with two barb wire lariat. Omega with Two Snap Dragon Suplex’s. Omega nails Moxley with The V-Trigger. Moxley with an Inside Out Lariat. Moxley goes for The Death Rider, but Omega blocks it. Omega drives Moxley back first into the barbed wire ropes. Omega is trying to clear his eyes with water. The action spills to the ring apron. Second Jab Exchange. Omega unloads three knife edge chops. Elbow Smash Exchange. Omega rakes the eyes of Moxley. Moxley denies The Hip Toss. Omega with clubbing tomahawk chops. Moxley fish hooks Omega. Moxley with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Moxley hits The Death Rider on the land mine.

Moxley removes a strand of barb wire. Moxley with barb wire assisted haymakers. Omega is busted open. We get the first exploding ring warning. Moxley with The PileDriver for a two count. Moxley hooks both legs for a two count. Omega delivers the low blow. Omega PowerBombs Moxley for a two count. V-Triggers 2 and 3. Omega connects with The One Winged Angel for a two count. The smoke from the explosion ricochet’s off Omega’s face. Moxley attacks The Good Brothers with the barbed wire baseball bat. Omega nails Moxley with the exploding barbed wire bat for a two count. Omega argues with the referee. Omega plants Moxley with The One Winged Angel through the chair to pickup the victory. After the match, Bullet Club gangs up on Moxley. Moxley gets handcuffed. Omega stabs Moxley with the barbed wire bat. Bullet Club leaves Moxley alone in the ring. Eddie Kingston storms into ring and protects Moxley from the “sparkling explosion” as the show closes.

Winner: Still AEW World Champion, (40-10) Kenny Omega via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez