AEW Dynamite Results (9/16/20): Best Friends vs. Santana & Ortiz, Parking Lot Fight

AEW Dynamite
September 16, 2020
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Jacksonville, Florida

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Jim Ross, and Tony Schiavone)

Ring Announcers: Justin Roberts

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (8-2) FTR w/Tully Blanchard vs. (9-5) The Jurassic Express w/Marko Stunt 

Dax Harwood and Jungle Boy will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Hardwood applies a wrist lock. Hardwood tags in Wheeler. Wheeler kicks the left shoulder of Jungle Boy. Wheeler with an arm-ringer. Wheeler tags in Hardwood. Hardwood bars the left shoulder of Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy with a counter wrist lock. Jungle Boy with a single leg takedown for a one count. Jungle Boy maintains wrist control. Jungle Boy kicks the right hamstring of Harwood. Jungle Boy slaps Hardwood in the chest. Jungle Boy with a Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Jungle Boy dropkicks Hardwood. Jungle Boy ducks a clothesline from Wheeler. Jungle Boy dropkicks Wheeler. Jungle Boy with a deep arm-drag. Jungle Boy applies a Key Lock. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Hardwood backs away from Luchasaurus. FTR talks strategy with Tully Blanchard. Hardwood tags in Wheeler.

Wheeler delivers a cheap shot to Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus is distracted by Hardwood. Wheeler attacks Luchasaurus from behind. Wheeler punches Luchasaurus in the back. Wheeler HeadButts Luchasaurus. Wheeler tags in Hardwood. Wheeler slams Luchasaurus head on the top turnbuckle pad. Double Irish Whip. Luchasaurus with two clotheslines. Luchasaurus sends Hardwood to the corner. Hardwood with a knee lift. Luchasaurus PowerSlams Hardwood in mid-air for a two count. Luchasaurus unloads a flurry of strikes in the corner. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus bodyslams Wheeler. Assisted Senton Splash for a two count. Jungle Boy applies an arm-bar. Jungle Boy grabs a side wrist lock. Hardwood whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Hardwood scores the elbow knockdown. Wheeler talks smack to Jungle Boy. Hardwood tags in Wheeler. Double Irish Whip. Jungle Boy slips over FTR’s back. Jungle Boy with a Double Hurricanrana. Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. Wheeler leapfrogs over Jungle Boy. Wheeler PowerSlams Jungle Boy for a two count. Wheeler repeatedly drives his knee into Jungle Boy’s back.

Wheeler applies The Bow and Arrow Stretch. Wheeler tags in Hardwood. Hardwood kicks Jungle Boy in the gut. Wheeler stomps on Jungle Boy’s back. Hardwood with a Snap Vertical Suplex. Hardwood with a Leg Drop for a two count. Harwood puts Jungle Boy on his shoulders. Hardwood tags in Jungle Boy. Assisted GutBuster for a two count. Wheeler applies The Abdominal Stretch. Jungle Boy with a deep arm-drag. Wheeler sends Jungle Boy to the corner. Jungle Boy is displaying his fighting spirit. Wheeler picks up Jungle Boy. Wheeler tags in Hardwood. Assisted Front Suplex for a two count. Hardwood drops Jungle Boy with a knife edge chop. Hardwood tags in Wheeler. Wheeler stomps on Jungle Boy’s back. Wheeler goes for a Running Dropkick, but Jungle Boy ducks out of the way. Wheeler tags in Hardwood. Hardwood stops Jungle Boy in his tracks. Jungle Boy creates distance with a Rebound Lariat.

Luchasaurus and Wheeler are tagged in. Luchasaurus clotheslines Wheeler. Luchasaurus slaps Hardwood in the chest. Luchasaurus with a knife edge chop. Luchasaurus nails Hardwood with The Pump Kick. Wheeler side steps Luchasaurus into the turnbuckles. Luchasaurus with a double clothesline. Luchasaurus throws Wheeler into Hardwood. Luchasaurus ChokeSlams Wheeler. Luchasaurus follows that with The Standing MoonSault for a two count. Hardwood pulls Wheeler out of harms way. Wheeler tags in Hardwood. Luchasaurus escapes The Assisted Suplex. Jungle Boy tags himself in. Luchasaurus drops Hardwood with The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus with a RoundHouse Kick to Wheeler. Spinning Knee Strike/Sliding Lariat Combination for a two count. Wheeler knocks Luchasaurus off the apron. Hardwood goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Jungle Boy counters with a Crossbody Block for a two count. Hardwood ducks a clothesline from Jungle Boy. Hardwood with a High Angle Suplex. Hardwood tags in Wheeler. Jungle Boy fights out of the fireman’s carry position.

Wheeler goes for The PowerSlam, but Jungle Boy rolls him over for a two count. Jungle Boy ducks a clothesline from Wheeler. Jungle Boy with a Jumping Knee Strike. Wheeler tags in Hardwood. Jungle Boy with The Rolling Crucifix for a two count. Jungle Boy with The Victory Roll for a two count. Hardwood kicks Jungle Boy in the gut. Hardwood sends Jungle Boy to the ring apron. Jungle Boy with a RoundHouse Kick. Jungle Boy goes for a Flying Crossbody Block, but Hardwood rolls him over for a two count. Rollup Exchange. Wheeler kicks Luchasaurus in the face. Wheeler with forearm shivers. Luchasaurus grabs Wheeler by his throat. Hardwood dumps Luchasaurus out of the ring. Jungle Boy rolls Hardwood over for a two count. Uppercut Exchange. Jungle Boy with an inside cradle for a two count. Wheeler sends Luchasaurus crashing into the crowd. Jungle Boy lands The Suicide Dive. Jungle Boy goes for a shoulder block, but Hardwood counters with a knee lift. Jungle Boy slams Hardwood’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Jungle Boy with a shoulder block. Jungle Boy goes for a sunset flip, but Hardwood holds onto the middle rope. Hardwood uses Wheeler for leverage to pickup the victory.

Winner: (9-2) FTR via Pinfall 

Second Match: (21-11) Hangman Page vs. (22-15) Frankie Kazarian 

Kenny Omega joins the commentary team for this match. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Page backs Kazarian into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Kazarian with a waist lock takedown. Kazarian grapples around Page. Kazarian applies a front face lock. Kazarian rolls Page over for a two count. Kazarian with a drop toe hold. Kazarian applies the cravate. Page with heavy bodyshots. Kazarian answers with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Kazarian with a SomerSault NeckBreaker. Kazarian applies a side headlock. Page whips Kazarian across the ring. Kazarian drives his knee into the midsection of Page. Page drops Kazarian with a shoulder tackle. Kazarian drops down on the canvas. Kazarian goes for a leapfrog, but Page counters with a Bodyslam. Page unloads two knife edge chops. Kazarian with a straight right hand. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Page with a Snap Vertical Suplex. Kazarian gets back to a vertical base. Kazarian with a chop/forearm combination. Kazarian with the irish whip. Page launches Kazarian over the top rope. Page with a SpringBoard Clothesline. Page with a SlingShot Pescado.

Page is lighting up Kazarian’s chest. Page rolls Kazarian back into the ring. Page ducks a clothesline from Kazarian. Kazarian with Two Guillotine Leg Drops. Kazarian with the irish whip. Kazarian hits The Side Russian Leg Sweep. Kazarian pie faces Page. Kazarian with clubbing blows to Page’s back. Kazarian with The Bridging Fisherman’s Suplex for a two count. Kazarian applies a front face lock. Page with heavy bodyshots. Forearm Exchange. Short-Arm Clothesline Exchange. Misfired Lariats. Kazarian goes for a Release German Suplex, but Page lands back on his feet. Page goes for The Rolling Elbow, but Kazarian counters with a Spinning Back Kick. Kazarian with a knee lift. Page ducks a clothesline from Kazarian. Page with a Running Clothesline. Page with forearm shivers. Page sends Kazarian to the corner. Kazarian kicks Page in the face. Page catches Kazarian in mid-air. Page with The Fallaway Slam. Page pops back on his feet. Page hits The Running Shooting Star Press for a two count.

Kazarian with a Desperation Boot. Kazarian decks Page with a back elbow smash. Kazarian side steps Page into the turnbuckles. Page ducks a clothesline from Kazarian. Kazarian dodges The SpringBoard Clothesline. Kazarian drops Page with The SlingShot DDT for a two count. Page shoves Kazarian into the ropes. Kazarian with the backslide cover for a two count. Standing Switch Exchange. Kazarian with The Unprettier for a two count. Page responds with a Roll Through Lariat. Page connects with The PumpHandle Death Valley Driver for a two count. Kazarian reverses out of the irish whip from Page. Kazarian drills Page with The SlingShot Cutter for a two count. Kazarian bodyslams Page. Kazarian goes for a SpringBoard Leg Drop, but Page counters with a SitOut PowerBomb for a two count. Page dives off the ring apron. Kazarian with a straight right hand. Page with a Discus Lariat into the barricade. Kazarian uppercuts Page. Kazarian HeadButts Page. Page negates The SlingShot Cutter. Page kicks Kazarian in the face. Page dodges The Guillotine Leg Drop. Page plants Kazarian with The Buckshot Lariat to pickup the victory.

Winner: (22-11) Hangman Page via Pinfall 

– Video package on the Best Friends/Inner Circle Rivalry.

Third Match: (13-3) MJF w/Wardlow vs. (0-16) Shawn Dean 

MJF wants Dean to shake his hand. Dean obliges. MJF with a thumb to the eye behind the referee’s back. MJF with an arm-bar takedown. MJF makes Dean tap out to The Salt Of The Earth.

Winner: (14-3) MJF via Submission 

Fourth Match: (18-8-1) Chris Jericho & (8-5) Jake Hager vs. (12-21) Private Party 

Jake Hager and Marq Quen will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Hager has the strength advantage. Quen with a waist lock go-behind. Hager decks Quen with a back elbow smash. Hager with the irish whip. Quen dives over Hager. Quen tags in Kassidy. Quen ducks a clothesline from Hager. Drop Toe Hold/Reverse SlingBlade Combination. Kassidy sends Jericho to the ring apron. Jericho with a forearm smash. Quen dropkicks Jericho off the apron. Private Party with Stereo Suicide Dive. Quen repeatedly stomps on Jericho’s chest. Kassidy with clubbing blows to Hager’s back. Hager shoves Kassidy. Kassidy with a SlingShot Senton for a one count. Kassidy transitions into a ground and pound attack. Kassidy tags in Quen. Double Vertical Suplex for a two count. Quen applies a front face lock. Hager drops Quen with The Big Boot. Hager drags Quen to the corner. Hager tags in Jericho.

Jericho is raining down haymakers. Jericho with a straight right hand. Jericho unloads two knife edge chops. Jericho whips Quen across the ring. Jericho clotheslines Quen. Jericho poses for the crowd. Jericho with a Belly to Back Suplex for a two count. Jericho slams Quen’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Jericho tags in Hager. Hager with heavy bodyshots. Hager with a big haymaker. Hager toys around with Quen. Quen is displaying his fighting spirit. Quen kicks Hager in the face. Quen delivers The Missile Dropkick. Jericho and Kassidy are tagged in. Kassidy with a SpringBoard Seated Senton. Kassidy dropkicks Hager off the barricade. Kassidy ducks a clothesline from Jericho. Kassidy hits The Quebrada for a two count. Jericho launches Kassidy over the top rope. Kassidy rocks Jericho with a forearm smash. Hager clocks Kassidy with the baseball bat behind the referee’s back. Jericho with a Baseball Slide Dropkick. Hager stomps on Kassidy’s chest. Hager sends Kassidy face first into the steel ring post.

Jericho dumps Kassidy chest first on the barricade. Jericho rolls Kassidy back into the ring. Jericho tags in Hager. Hager with an elbow drop. Hager whips Kassidy into the turnbuckles. Hager lands The Vader Bomb. Kassidy with heavy bodyshots. Hager drops Kassidy with a haymaker. Hager is choking Kassidy with his boot. Hager puts his knee on the back of Kassidy’s neck. Jericho kicks Kassidy in the face. Hager with an Inside Out Lariat. Hager applies a rear chin lock. Hager with clubbing blows to Kassidy’s chest. Hager puts his knee on Kassidy’s chest. Hager apples The Sleeper Hold. Kassidy with elbows into the midsection of Hager. Hager sends Kassidy to the corner. Kassidy kicks Hager in the face. Kassidy with a forearm smash to Jericho. Hager stops Kassidy in his tracks. Hager with a Uranage Slam. Hager knocks Quen off the apron. Kassidy creates distance with The Silly String. Jericho and Quen are tagged in.

Quen with two clotheslines. Quen with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Quen dropkicks Jericho. Quen dropkicks Hager to the floor. Quen lands The SomerSault Plancha. Quen follows that with a SpringBoard Crossbody Block for a two count. Quen tags in Kassidy. Double Irish Whip. Poetry In Motion. Private Party connects with their Flying Double Foot Stomp/NeckBreaker Combination for a two count. Kassidy unloads a series of bodyshots. Kassidy side steps Hager into Jericho. Kassidy with a Leaping FrankenSteiner. Quen clotheslines Hager to the floor. Kassidy hooks the outside leg for a two count. Kassidy with forearm shivers. Short-Arm Reversal by Jericho. Kassidy dodges The Judas Effect. Kassidy rolls Jericho over for a two count. Kassidy hits The SpringBoard Stunner. Kassidy goes for The Swanton Bomb, but Jericho ducks out of the way. Jericho plants Kassidy with The Judas Effect to pickup the victory. After the match, Jericho transitions into a ground and pound attack. Jericho applies The Walls Of Jericho. Quen drops Jericho with The Pele Kick. Hager pulls Jericho out of the ring.

Winner: (19-8-1) Chris Jericho & (9-5) Jake Hager via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: (1-1) Thunder Rosa (c) vs. (5-1) Ivelisse w/Diamante For The NWA Worlds Women’s Championship 

Ivelisse shoves Rosa before the bell rings. Ivelisse kicks Rosa in the gut. Rosa with rapid fire palm strikes. Ivelisse blocks a boot from Rosa. Ivelisse with a forearm smash. Ivelisse talks smack to Rosa. Arm-Drag Exchange. Misfire Clotheslines. Quick standoff in the center of the ring. Ivelisse slaps Rosa in the face. Ivelisse pie faces Rosa. Rosa answers with an open palm strike. Rosa tugs on Ivelisse’s hair. Rosa slaps Ivelisse in the chest. Rosa with The Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Rosa ducks a clothesline from Ivelisse. Rosa with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Ivelisse thrust kicks the midsection of Rosa. Ivelisse with an open hand chop. Ivelisse with a SpringBoard Arm-Drag. Rosa side steps Ivelisse into the turnbuckles. Ivelisse kicks Rosa in the face. Ivelisse with a Flying Hurricanrana. Rosa dropkicks Ivelisse. Rosa with a Flying Forearm Smash. Rosa with a Running Boot for a two count. Rosa applies The Gory Stretch. Rosa is distracted by Diamante. Ivelisse delivers The Recoil for a two count. Rosa regroups on the outside.

Ivelisse with a Running Roundhouse Kick. Rosa kicks Ivelisse in the gut. Rosa with a forearm smash. Rosa slams Ivelisse head on the apron. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Rosa uppercuts Ivelisse. Ivelisse drives Rosa back first into the apron. Ivelisse rolls Rosa back into the ring. Ivelisse hooks both legs for a two count. Ivelisse applies a rear chin lock. Rosa uses her knees to break the submission. Rollup Exchange. Rosa hammers down on the left shoulder of Ivelisse. Ivelisse with clubbing blows to Rosa’s back. Stalemate in the corner. Rosa uppercuts Ivelisse. Following a snap mare takeover, Rosa applies The Full Nelson Lock. Ivelisse with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Ivelisse delivers an Axe Kick. Rosa with a massive gut punch. Ivelisse with a forearm smash. Ivelisse applies The Sleeper Hold.

Rosa with forearm shivers. Ivelisse drives her knee into the midsection of Rosa. Knee Lift Exchange. Ivelisse with a Mid-Kick. Rosa blocks a boot from Ivelisse. Rosa drops Ivelisse with The Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Forearm Exchange. Rosa with a Diving Corner Clothesline. Rosa with a Rebound Meteora. Rosa kicks Ivelisse in the gut. Rosa with a Running Dropkick for a two count. Ivelisse connects with The Tiger Driver for a two count. Rosa negates The Recoil. Rosa with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Rosa applies The CrossFace. Ivelisse grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Ivelisse thrust kicks the midsection of Rosa. Second Forearm Exchange. Rosa with The Death Valley Driver for a two count. Rosa goes for a Bodyslam, but Ivelisse lands back on her feet. Ivelisse decks Rosa with a back elbow smash. Ivelisse delivers The Recoil for a two count. Ivelisse punches Rosa in the back. Rosa answers with a running knee lift. Ivelisse kicks the left hamstring of Rosa. Rosa plants Ivelisse with The TombStone PileDriver to pickup the victory. After the match, Diamante attacks Rosa from behind. Hikaru Shida storms into the ring to make the save.

Winner: Still NWA World Women’s Champion, (2-1) Thunder Rosa via Pinfall 

Jon Moxley & Lance Archer Segment

Line Up For AEW Late Night Dynamite Special On Tuesday 

– Chris Jericho will be on commentary

– Brandi Rhodes vs. Anna Jay

– Scorpio Sky vs. Benjamin Carter

– Matt Sydal vs. Shawn Spears w/Tully Blanchard

Line Up For Next Weeks AEW Dynamite 

– Jon Moxley, Darby Allin, and Will Hobbs vs. Lance Archer, Brian Cage, and Ricky Starks In A 6-Man Tag Team Match

– Brodie Lee (c) vs. Orange Cassidy For The AEW TNT Championship

– Hikaru Shida & Thunder Rosa vs. Diamante & Ivelisse

– Chris Jericho will speak

Sixth Match: (15-6) Best Friends vs. (17-13) Santana & Ortiz In A Parking Lot Fight 

Pier six brawl. Haymakers are being thrown all over the place. Beretta drives Ortiz back first into the hood of the Mercedes Car. Taylor slams Santana’s head on the plywood. Beretta with a forearm smash. Beretta starts choking Ortiz. Santana kicks Taylor in the gut. Santana sends Taylor back fist into the wall. Taylor slams Santana’s head on the red trunk. Taylor whips Santana into the side mirror. Beretta gets Ortiz trapped under the hood. Beretta uses the hood as a weapon. Taylor with a SomerSault Senton. Beretta follows that with a Leaping Senton Splash. Beretta kicks Ortiz in the gut. Beretta sets up a plywood bridge on the belly of the red truck. Forearm Exchange. Taylor slams Santana’s head on the hood. Santana is busted open.

Santana attacks Best Friends with the baton. Santana catapults Beretta under the trunk. Ortiz throws a sledgehammer at Taylor. Taylor kicks Ortiz in the gut. Taylor with a RoundHouse Kick to Santana. Haymaker Exchange. Taylor throws Ortiz into the blue trash can. Ortiz with heavy bodyshots. Ortiz with a Snap Vertical Suplex on top of the car. Santana follows that with a Flying Splash for a two count. Ortiz dumps the trash can on Taylor’s back. Beretta kicks Santana in the gut. Ortiz whips Beretta with the baton. Ortiz goes for a PowerBomb, but Beretta lands back on his feet. Beretta Spears Ortiz through a board. Santana with clubbing crossfaces. Santana slams Taylor’s head on the hood. Taylor with a Belly to Back Suplex. Santana is riving in pain. Ortiz denies The Swinging DDT. Ortiz clocks Beretta with a dust pan.

Taylor throws Ortiz into a silver car. Ortiz is throwing haymakers at Taylor. Taylor with a Vertical Suplex through a steel railing. Santana hits Beretta with a 2X4. All hell is breaking loose. Beretta tees off on Santana. Ortiz delivers the low blow. Ortiz PowerBombs Beretta on the silver car. Inner Circle with a Double PowerBomb through the windshield. Taylor attacks Inner Circle with a baseball bats and 2X4’s. Santana with a Back Body Drop into the blue trash can. Inner Circle toys around with Best Friends. Santana with rapid fire haymakers. Santana grabs a lead pipe. Orange Cassidy pops out of a trunk with a steel chain wrapped around his fist. Cassidy connects with The Orange Punch. Taylor drills Santana with The Spike PileDriver. Beretta plants Ortiz with The DudeBuster through the plywood to pickup the victory. After the match, Best Friends and Cassidy drives away in Sue’s van. Sue gives the middle finger salute to close the show.

Winner: (16-6) Best Friends via Pinfall 

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