WWE Raw Results (8/10/20): Randy Orton vs. Kevin Owens

WWE Raw
August 10, 2020
WWE Performance Center
Orlando, Florida

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Transcription by Josh Lopez

Seth Rollins & Dominik Mysterio Contract Signing

Samoa Joe: Welcome to Monday Night Raw. Now, we stand just two weeks away from SummerSlam, and thank you for joining me at this contract signing as we make one of the most personal matches, official, for the biggest party of the summer. Now, i’ve been to a lot of contract signings in my time, but tonight is gonna be a little bit different as one of our competitors will be signing two contracts, the second being one that would him an official WWE Superstar.

So without further ado, I would like to introduce, The Goliath in our tale of David and Goliath, a man who I have several vulgar adjectives that I could use to describe, but I’ve been reminded of my professional duties. So without further ado, let me introduce, the self proclaimed Monday Night Messiah, Seth Rollins. And, his opponent, a man who may have a babyface, but the way he’s been taking the fight to CrossFit’s favorite cult leader, he seems like a grown ass man to me, the son of the greatest luchador, ever, in the history of sports entertainment, Dominik Mysterio.

Seth Rollins: What is this? Joe said a bunch of very nice things about you, he said you looked like a man, but you come out here with a kendo stick? You want to walk your own path, you want to be a man, you don’t look like a man to me, you look like a coward, like a scared little boy.

Samoa Joe: He’s absolutely right, you know, this will be much safer with me, right Dom?

Seth Rollins: What are you pointing at? You think is some kind of joke? This funny to you, Joe?

Samoa Joe: I don’t think this is funny at all, I mean, personally, I think this whole thing is sad.

Seth Rollins: What’s so sad about this, Joe?

Samoa Joe: What’s so sad? It’s simple, Seth, it’s what i’m looking at right now. What I should be seeing, is Seth Freaking Rollins, the greatest superstar, possibly of his generation. But what I do see, instead? I don’t see, Seth Freaking Rollins, no, you see, I see a man who had the WWE Universe boo him a few times, and he got all caught up in his own feelings, and thought it was justification to do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted. A man who got caught all in his feelings, and he said, well, you know what, this makes it right for me to take Rey Mysterio’s eye, or  maybe have your guy over here go after Aleister Black’s eye. What would you have to done to me, last week, if my man Dom didn’t show up, Seth? It’s sad. And the saddest thing of all is, I’m watching Seth Freaking Rollins give a young man with zero to no training, no choice, but to face him in the ring.

Seth Rollins: Woah, you said so many things wrong, but that’s where I got to stop you. No choice? Are you kidding me? No choice? I’ve given him a choice, every step of the way, and he’s made the wrong decision. I gave his dad a choice, every step of the way, and he made the wrong decision, the same goes for Aleister Black, and it might go for you, too, if you make the wrong choice. You know who’s really had no choice in this whole thing? Seth Freaking Rollins, that’s who. And i’m not one to play the victim card, but I’m the one who had no choice, you understand that? I’m the one who’s been force into this situation. I tried to be Mr. Burn It Down, I tried to be Seth Freaking Rollins, and guess what happened? I got crapped on, I got crapped on by every single person here, every person watching at home. I had no choice in becoming The Monday Night Messiah. I had no choice in making sacrifices, necessary, for the greater damn good. And I got to ask, I got to know, when is it going to be enough? When is it going to be enough, for you, for anyone? When is it finally going to be enough?

Dominik Mysterio: It’s never gonna be enough.

Seth Rollins: Excuse you?

Dominik Mysterio: You heard me, Seth. You make excuses for all the ungodly things that you do. Aleister, isn’t the same. My father’s confidence, isn’t the same. You changed the lives of good men, for the worst. And you used the greater good, as an excuse, but the greater good that you fight for, is for yourself.

Seth Rollins: You are so ungrateful You are here, on the cusp of filling your dream in becoming a WWE Superstar, and you don’t even understand that is all because of me. You should be on your knees, thanking me, you understand that?

Dominik Mysterio: You’re right, Seth, this was my dream. But now, my dream is to kick your ass at SummerSlam.

Seth Rollins: Okay, look, we both know, we all know that you wouldn’t last 10 seconds, in a regular, standard, one on one wrestling match with me. I am the best wrestler of my generation, there’s no question about it, Joe. However, i’m gonna do you a little favor, you seem to be pretty handy with that little kendo stick. So, how about at SummerSlam, you could bring that with you, you could use it however you see fit, that or any tool in the box, as a matter of fact. I want you to have every opportunity at your disposal, so that you and your family have no excuse, when I end your career, before it ever begins.

Congratulations, let’s give a big round of applause for the newest WWE Superstar, Dominik Mysterio. Now, get the hell out of my ring, because I’ve got a match with your little buddy Humberto Carrillo, up next. So pay your dues, grab a seat out here, take some notes, and get ready for what you are forcing me to do to you, in two weeks at SummerSlam.

First Match: Seth Rollins w/Buddy Murphy vs. Humberto Carrillo w/Dominik Mysterio 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Carrillo backs Rollins into the turnbuckles. Rollins turns Carrillo over. The referee calls for a clean break. Rollins with a straight right hand. Rollins with a clubbing axe handle strike. Rollins applies an arm-bar. Carrillo with a deep arm-drag. Carrillo with a double leg takedown. Carrillo transitions into a ground and pound attack. Carrillo clotheslines Rollins. Carrillo ducks a clothesline from Rollins. Carrillo with a SpringBoard Enzuigiri. Rollins regroups on the outside. Carrillo with a forearm smash. Carrillo unloads two knife edge chops. Rollins drives Carrillo back first into the ringside barricade. Murphy backs away from Dominik. The referee admonishes Dominik. Carrillo with a shoulder block. Carrillo goes for a sunset flip, but Rollins lands back on his feet. Carrillo dodges The PK. Carrillo with a Step Up Through Enzuigiri.

Carrillo is throwing haymakers at Rollins. Carrilo transitions into a corner mount. Carrillo gets crotched on the top rope. Rollins with clubbing blows to Carrillo’s back. Rollins goes for an Avalanche Belly to Back Suplex, but Carrillo blocks it. Carrillo sends Rollins crashing into the canvas. Murphy runs interference. Dominik clocks Murphy with the kendo stick. Carrillo goes for The MoonSault, but Rollins gets his feet up in the air. Rollins SuperKicks Carrillo. Rollins PowerBombs Carrillo. Rollins connects with The Curb Stomp to pickup the victory. After the match, Murphy attacks Dominik from behind. Murphy rolls Dominik back into the ring. Rollins talks smack to Dominik. Dominik decks Murphy with a back elbow smash. Domink with a double leg takedown. Dominik is raining down haymakers. Rollins with a running knee strike. Rollins and Murphy repeatedly whipped Dominik with multiple kendo sticks.

Winner: Seth Rollins via Pinfall 

Zelina Vega Promo 

Cut the music. All week, i’ve been hearing, Zelina, how could you poison Montez Ford? How could you be so evil? Why would do such a thing? Well, clearly people have forgotten the whole, innocent until proven guilty. Shut up before I turn those masks into muzzles, shut up. Listen, i’ve been screaming this until my voice was hoarse, but I had nothing to do with Montez Ford’s poisoning. No, what kind of a manager would I be if I ruined the most important opportunity in my associates career?

Unlike most women, I don’t thrive off of my men’s success, I create it. Bianca BelAir, well, she could learn a lot from me about keeping her men in line, and keeping herself in check, because I don’t appreciate her putting her hands on me, last week. The Street Profits want the smoke, that’s fine, they could have that, but we want the Raw Tag Team Titles. And i’ll say this, one more time, I had nothing to do with Montez Ford’s poisoning, but Andrade and Angel Garza will have everything to do with taking the Raw Tag Team Titles at SummerSlam.

Second Match: Angelo Dawkins w/Bianca BelAir vs. Andrade Cien Almas w/Zelina Vega & Angel Garza 

Rockers punches after the bell rings. Dawkins backs Almas into the ropes. Dawkins unloads a flurry of strikes. The referee is trying to calm down Dawkins. Almas reverses out of the irish whip from Dawkins. Dawkins leapfrogs over Almas. Almas kicks Dawkins in the gut. Almas with forearm shivers. Dawkins dropkicks Almas. Almas regroups on the outside. Almas resets the referee’s ten count. Almas lures Dawkins into the ropes. Almas repeatedly stomps on Dawkins chest. Almas is raining down haymakers.

Almas with a Sliding Dropkick. Almas applies a side headlock. Dawkins with elbows into the midsection of Almas. Forearm Exchange. Dawkins tees off on Almas. Dawkins with two clotheslines. Dawkins ducks a clothesline from Almas. Dawkins with a Spinning Elbow Strike. Dawkins hits The Exploder Suplex. Dawkins goes for The 360 Stinger Splash, but Almas ducks out of the way. Almas with forearm shivers. Almas delivers The ShotGun Meteora for a two count. Dawkins with a mid-air haymaker. The referee is distracted by Zelina Vega. Bianca BelAir pulls Vega off the ring apron. Dawkins connects with The Cash Out to pickup the victory.

Winner: Angelo Dawkins via Pinfall 

Third Match: Bianca BelAir w/Angelo Dawkins vs. Zelina Vega w/Andrade Cien Almas & Angel Garza 

BelAir rolls Vega back into the ring. Vega runs away from BelAir. The match started during the commercial break. Vega applies a Sleeper Hold. BelAir backs Vega into the turnbuckles. BelAir with a Vertical Suplex. Vega begs for mercy. Vega crawls under BelAir. BelAir lunges over Vega. BelAir tugs on Vega’s hair. Vega headbutts the midsection of BelAir. Vega ducks a clothesline from BelAir. Vega goes for a Crucifix Bomb, but BelAir blocks it. Vega applies a Triangle Choke. Vega goes for a sunset flip, but BelAir stands still. BelAir sends Vega face first into the canvas. BelAir tells Vega to get up. BelAir slams Vega’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. BelAir repeatedly stomps on Vega’s chest. BelAir tees off on Vega. BelAir abuses the referee’s five count. Vega rakes the eyes of BelAir. Vega applies a side headlock. Vega with The Tornado DDT for a two count.

Vega with an axe kick. BelAir reverses out of the irish whip from Vega. Vega dives over BelAir. Vega tugs on BelAir’s pony tail. Vega shoves BelAir into the turnbuckles. Vega with a Leaping Side Kick. Vega hits The ShotGun Meteora for a two count. Vega talks smack to BelAir. Vega slams BelAir’s head on the canvas. Quick shoving contest. BelAir negates The Tornado Bulldog. Vega fights out of the fireman’s carry position. BelAir decks Vega with a back elbow smash. Vega with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver into the middle rope. BelAir catches Vega in mid-air. BelAir connects with The Military Press. Vega paint brushes BelAir. BelAir with clubbing blows to Vega’s back. BelAir with Two Big Biel Throws. Vega sends BelAir shoulder first into the steel ring post. Vega repeatedly stomps on BelAir’s chest. BelAir PowerBombs Vega. BelAir dumps Vega face first into the top turnbuckle pad. BelAir plants Vega with The KOD to pickup the victory.

Winner: Bianca BelAir via Pinfall 

The VIP Lounge With Special Guest: Apollo Crews

MVP: Tonight is a very different episode of The VIP Lounge. I’m not in a celebratory mood. So we won’t be popping bottles because the only thing I want to pop is certain people in the mouth. As a matter of fact, I think me and my colleagues would like to pop, ligaments and tendons. I never miss an opportunity to be the guy that says, I told you so. But I told you so. I told you that there was a conspiracy taking place. I told you something was going on.

You got mysterious happenings in the back, generators getting set on fire, and lights flickering on and off during my match? I am a seasoned veteran, and a world class athlete, a professional of the highest order. How am I supposed to win championships in these unsafe working conditions? No, Apollo never beat me. The lights beat me. As a matter of fact, where are you at now Apollo? I know it’s you, because that’s the only way you could beat me. How come you’re not blinking the lights now?

Apollo Crews: Are you serious man? Here you go, MVP, always making excuses. You lose match, it’s somebody else’s fault. You lose this beautiful title that is over my shoulder, it’s somebody else’s fault.

MVP: You mean excuses, like the excuses you made not to show up at Extreme Rules? Oh, i’m gonna be a fighting champion, except my neck hurts, so I can’t come and fight.

Apollo Crews: Excuses, that’s funny. Hey, let me tell you, you didn’t hurt me, that was your boy that did that, and when my back was turned. But i’ll tell you what, i’m not hurting anymore, but I do know that you are hurting because I am walking around with this new United States Championship, that you paid thousands of dollars for.

MVP: You think that’s funny?

Apollo Crews: I do, I really do think it’s funny.

MVP: You know what, that’s your problem. I tried to help you. What you are, Apollo, is a serial bad decision maker. All you do is make bad decisions one after another, like the bad decision you made coming out here by yourself against the three of us.

Apollo Crews: All right, P, you might be right. You know, sometimes I do make bad decisions, that’s true. But i’m allowed to make bad decisions. Yes, cuz I am a bad man. As a matter of fact, you told me what you don’t care about. You told me that you don’t care about me. You said you don’t care about my family, my kids. Well, let me tell you what I don’t care about. I don’t care about Shelton Benjamin. I don’t care about Bobby Lashley. Well, P, I do care about you. And you talk about lights flickering. At SummerSlam, I make you this promise, the only lights that’ll be going out will be yours.

Crews drops MVP with a big haymaker. Crews throws the couch at The Hurt Business.

Fourth Match: Apollo Crews vs. Shelton Benjamin w/The Hurt Business 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Crews applies a side headlock. Benjamin whips Crews across the ring. Benjamin drops down on the canvas. Neither man can land a Hip Toss. Crews ducks a clothesline from Benjamin. Benjamin negates The Toss PowerBomb. Crews taunts Benjamin. Benjamin drives Crews back first into the turnbuckles. Benjamin with clubbing shoulder blocks. Benjamin buries his knee into the midsection of Crews. Benjamin with the irish whip. Crews dives over Benjamin. Crews showcases his athleticism. Crews dropkicks Benjamin. Crews scores the elbow elbow knockdown. Crews with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a two count.

Crews goes for The Military Press, but Benjamin lands back on his feet. Benjamin thrust kicks the midsection of Crews. Benjamin PowerBombs Crews for a two count. Benjamin with the lateral press for a two count. Benjamin drops Crews with a Hangman’s NeckBreaker. Benjamin dumps Crews out of the ring. MVP talks smack to Crews. Benjamin with a short knee lift. Benjamin slams Crews head on the ring apron. Benjamin puts his knees on the back of Crews neck. Benjamin applies a rear chin lock.

Crews is throwing haymakers at Benjamin. Benjamin with forearm shivers. Benjamin whips Crews across the ring. Crews with a Diving Crossbody Block. Crews drops Benjamin with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Crews drives Benjamin back first into the turnbuckles. Crews with clubbing shoulder blocks. Crews lands The Stinger Splash. Crews goes for The Toss PowerBomb, but Benjamin blocks it. Crews PowerSlams Benjamin. Crews connects with The Standing MoonSault for a two count. Crews nails Lashley with The Pump Kick. Benjamin attacks Crews from behind. Benjamin rolls Crews over to pickup the victory. After the match, Lashley applies The Full Nelson. MVP tells Lashley that he needs Crews to be healthy for SummerSlam. Crews clocks MVP with The Step Up Enzuigiri.

Winner: Shelton Benjamin via Pinfall 

Raw Underground Part 1 Featuring Riddick Moss 

Fifth Match: Ricochet, Cedric Alexander, and The Viking Raiders vs. Akira Tozawa & The Ninja Club 

Ricochet and Ninja #1 will start things off. Ricochet with a Pump Kick. Ricochet tags in Alexander. FlatLiner/Flying Double Foot Stomp Combination. Double Knee Strike to Ninja #2. Simultaneous tag to Erik. Two Knee Lifts. Tozawa yells at Ninja #3.Viking Raiders connects with The Viking Experience to pickup the victory.

Winner: Ricochet, Cedric Alexander, and The Viking Raiders via Pinfall 

Sixth Match: Liv Morgan w/Ruby Riott vs. Peyton Royce w/Billie Kay 

Morgan ducks a clothesline from Royce. Morgan with forearm shivers. Morgan blocks a boot from Royce. Morgan with a single leg takedown. Morgan transitions into a ground and pound attack. Royce drives her knee into the midsection of Morgan. Royce dumps Morgan out of the ring. Royce punches Morgan in the back. Morgan decks Royce with a back elbow smash. Morgan repeatedly slams Royce’s head on the ring apron.

Morgan rolls Royce back into the ring. Morgan is distracted by Billie Kay. Royce drops Morgan with The Spinning Leg Lariat. Royce talks smack to Morgan. Royce with clubbing blows to Morgan’s chest. Morgan ducks a clothesline from Royce. Morgan rolls Royce over for a two count. Both ladies are knocked down after a Double RoundHouse Kick. Morgan uses her feet to create separation. Billie Kay runs interference. Royce attacks Morgan from behind. Royce connects with The Deja Vu to pickup the victory.

Winner: Peyton Royce via Pinfall 

Raw Underground Part 2 Featuring Arturo Ruas 

Seventh Match: Asuka vs. Bayley w/Sasha Banks. If Asuka Wins, She Will Battle Sasha Banks For The WWE Raw Women’s Championship At SummerSlam 

Asuka dropkicks Bayley. Asuka with a Big Biel Throw. Asuka with a Running Hip Attack. Asuka unloads a flurry of mid-kicks in the corner. Following a snap mare takeover, Asuka kicks Bayley in the back for a one count. Asuka rag dolls Bayley. Bayley regroups on the outside. Asuka sends Bayley face first into the plexiglass. Asuka kicks Bayley in the chest. Asuka rolls Bayley back into the ring. Asuka talks smack to Sasha. Bayley knocks Asuka off the top turnbuckle. Bayley with a Reverse PowerSlam for a two count. Bayley transitions into a ground and pound attack. Bayley kicks the right hamstring of Asuka. Bayley with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a two count. Bayley follows that with a Sliding Lariat for a two count. Bayley applies a rear chin lock. Bayley backs Asuka into the turnbuckles. Bayley with a short-elbow drop for a one count. Bayley runs her mouth about Kairi Sane.

Bayley toys around with Asuka. Asuka ducks a clothesline from Bayley. Asuka with a backslide cover for a two count. Bayley dodges The RoundHouse Kick. Asuka drops Bayley with The Shining Wizard. Asuka runs around Bayley. Asuka with a shoulder block. Auska with a Release German Suplex. Asuka follows that with a Running Hip Attack for a two count. Bayley catches Asuka in mid-air. Bayley throws Asuka into the turnbuckles. Bayley goes for a Rising Knee Strike, but Asuka ducks out of the way. Asuka repeatedly kicks Bayley in the back. Asuka with a Draping Foot Stomp for a two count. Bayley tumbles to the floor. Asuka has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Asuka delivers The Missile Dropkick for a two count. Asuka with Two Mid-Kicks. Sasha hops on the ring apron to distract. Asuka goes for a RoundHouse Kick, but Bayley counters with The Ankle Lock.

Asuka grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Bayley kick the right knee of Asuka. Bayley with Two DDT’s on the right leg of Asuka. Sasha attacks Asuka behind the referee’s back. Bayley hooks the outside leg for a two count. Bayley repeatedly stomps on Asuka’s chest. Bayley with a leaping back elbow smash. Auska rolls Bayley over for a two count. Asuka applies The Grounding Octopus Hold. Asuka transitions into The Cross-Arm-Breaker. Bayley rolls Asuka over for a two count. Asuka goes for The CodeBreaker, but Bayley counters with The Indian Death Lock. Asuka responds with a Knee Bar. Bayley goes for a DeadLift German Suplex, but Asuka counters with a Crossbody Block for a two count. Asuka connects with The CodeBreaker for a two count. Forearm Exchange. Asuka delivers her combination offense. Bayley denies The Spinning Back Fist. Asuka with a Pop Up Knee Lift. Asuka puts Bayley on the top turnbuckle. Bayley with clubbing blows to Asuka’s back. Bayley lands The Flying Elbow Drop fo a two count. Bayley with a Spinning Back Fist. Bayley follows that with a Sunset Bomb into the turnbuckles. Bayley mocks Kairi Sane. Asuka makes Bayley tap out to The Asuka Lock!

Winner: Asuka via Submission 

Raw Underground Part 3 Featuring Shayna Baszler 

Eight Match: Randy Orton w/Ric Flair vs. Kevin Owens 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Orton backs Owens into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Orton applies a side headlock. Owens whips Orton across the ring. Orton drops Owens with a shoulder tackle. Owens drops down on the canvas. Owens scores the elbow knockdown. Orton regroups on the outside. Orton pulls Owens out of the ring. Owens is throwing haymakers at Orton. Owens with a forearm smash. Owens blasts Orton with a knife edge chop. Orton answers with a thumb to the eye. Orton uppercuts Owens. Owens delivers a gut punch. Owens slams Orton’s head on the announce table. Owens rolls Orton back into the ring. Owens repeatedly stomps on Orton’s chest. Owens mocks Ric Flair. Orton kicks Owens in the gut. Orton with a knife edge chop. Owens reverses out of the irish whip from Orton. Owens ducks a clothesline from Orton. Owens goes for The Stunner, but Orton blocks it.

Owens negates The RKO. Owens SuperKicks Orton. Owens with Two Running Cannonball Strikes. Owens is fired up Owens has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Owens is raining down haymakers. Owens unloads five chops. Owens with rapid fire haymakers. The referee admonishes Owens. Owens continues to talk trash to Ric Flair. Orton throws Owens into the steel ring steps. Orton drives Owens face first into the plexiglass. Orton resets the referee’s ten count. Orton whips Owens into the ring steps. Owens gets back in the ring at the count of seven. Orton delivers The Garvin Stomp. Orton rams his knee across Owens face. Orton stomps on the midsection of Owens.

Orton with a running knee drop for a two count. Orton applies a rear chin lock. Owens with elbows into the midsection of Orton. Owens with forearm shivers. Orton answers with a knife edge chop. Owens kicks Orton in the chest. Orton uppercuts Owens. Owens with a Rebound Clothesline. Owens follows that with a Senton Splash. Orton avoids The Pop Up PowerBomb. Orton ducks a clothesline from Owens. Orton with a Belly to Back Suplex on the announce table. Orton tosses Owens back inside the ring. Orton hooks the outside leg for a two count. Orton puts Owens on the top turnbuckle. Orton and Owens are trading back and forth shots. Owens HeadButts Orton. Owens connects with The Swanton Bomb for a two count. Owens mocks Orton. Owens goes for The Stunner, but Orton counters with The RKO to pickup the victory.

Winner: Randy Orton via Pinfall 

Updated WWE SummerSlam 2020 Match Card

1.) Drew McIntyre (c) vs. Randy Orton For The WWE Championship

2.) Braun Strowman (c) vs. “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt For The WWE Universal Championship

3.) Seth Rollins vs. Dominik Mysterio

4.) Apollo Crews (c) vs. MVP w/The Hurt Business For The WWE United States Championship

5.) Bayley (c) vs. TBD For The WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship

6.) Sasha Banks (c) vs. Asuka For The WWE Raw Women’s Championship

7.) The Street Profits (c) vs. Andrade Cien Almas & Angel Garza w/Zelina Vega For The WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Randy Orton & Ric Flair Segment: 

Randy Orton: Wait a minute. Ric, don’t go anywhere, just yet. I would like to ask a favor of you, my friend, and that favor would be for you to stay put, because there’s something we need to talk about. On top of that, we need to celebrate too, my friend. So, stay put for now. Ric, I have every right to be upset with you, but I just can’t be angry at “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair. I just can’t find it in my heart, but I have every right to be pissed off at you because this match with Kevin Owens, it wasn’t necessary. I was only in this fight with KO because your ego got me into this fight in the first place, last week. But I can’t be angry with you, man. You’re “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair, that’s what you do, you are the dirtiest player in the game, i’ve known it for a very long time. I have learned so much from you. I grew up with you around. And for the past 20 years, you’ve been there, you’ve had my back, you’ve been right there, you taught me everything you know, and you’re one of the reasons why i’m in this ring, still after 20 years.

I can’t be mad at The Nature Boy. Do you remember, I think it was back, 2002, 2003, Peoria, Illinois? I’ve gotten myself into a little bit of trouble, to say the least. And nobody came to my aid, nobody came to help me, nobody was there by my side, except one person, and it was you. You came and you bailed me out of the predicament, that only my dumbass, 22 year old punk ass could’ve gotten myself into, you were there. And not only did I respect you after all that, Ric, I loved you. But I don’t respect you anymore, Ric, I don’t love you anymore. I don’t respect you and I don’t love you, because you are a liability to me, in my career, and everything that i’m trying to get done, right now. You are a liability, and I realized this because I looked back, all those years ago, and you know what? I know why you took a young Randy Orton, under your wing. I know what you were thinking. You were thinking that I could be the son that you wish you had.

Oh, what’s that, Ric? Are those tears? Come on, you old ass man, all the energy that you could muster in your old ass is just enough to push a couple of tears out? That’s all you’re good for anymore, is crying. Go ahead, cry me a river, sob like a little baby. Go ahead, let’s see it. You’re not the Ric Flair that everybody here looked up from years ago. You’re not the Ric Flair that taught me everything that he knows. No, the Ric Flair that I looked up to, wouldn’t didn’t need a pacemaker inside his chest to make sure his heart kept on ticking. The Ric Flair that I know and looked up to wouldn’t slip into a coma, two summers ago. The Ric Flair that I always looked up to, for years, he wasn’t a whore for the spotlight like you are. You are a junkie for the spotlight. You have changed, you’re not the same, you are washed up, and you can’t do it anymore. At SummerSlam, in a few short weeks, I stand the opportunity to take that WWE Championship, and take it for the 14th time. And that’s the only thing you need to be concerned with, that’s it, but instead you’re too worried about yourself.

Ric Flair: I’m taking this, very personal. And I hear you, but I want to tell you a couple of things about me. Number One, that Ric Flair, that you came to see, to be with in 2001, he’s not here anymore, you’re right. Do I like the spotlight? Yeah. Do I like to call you the greatest, because you are? Yeah. Do I want to be part of the spotlight? Yes, who wouldn’t? I’m 71 years old. I’m on Raw. Do you know what that means? I got guys like Hogan calling me, like, how was it? I said, Hulk, it’s the greatest feeling in the world, because i’m with you. I’m here because I do want your approval, and I do want to be with you, because I want to be there when you win your 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th. I want you to break my record. Listen to me, not John Cena’s record, my record.

A record you grew up on, your dad knows it, driving 3,000 miles a week for $150, okay? How many millions of miles in the air, flying, one city after another? You know what that’s about, because you did it me. And you were at home when your dad was on the road, no cellphones back then, you know what I went through, that’s why I want you, who’s crawled from the bottom to the top. You are the greatest performer in the business, today, and I love being here with you. But i’ll tell you something, right now, you want to see me get emotional?

You know why I can’t get mad? Because after 31 days of being in intensive care, and being in that coma for 12 of them, I woke up, and all what I wanted out of life, was to tell the people who I hadn’t told that I loved them, and to make sure everybody that I loved, knew how I felt. I called around every place that mattered to me, because you have to be this close to where I was to know what that feeling is. And i’m not trying to take anything away from you. I’m just walking down the ramp with you, man, having a good time. All I am right now, I’m Charlotte’s Dad, and want to be part of Randy Orton’s life. I’ve been there, man. I ain’t Ric Flair anymore, you’re right, but i’m a big fan of you, and you’re the guy to break my record, that’s all I want.

Orton hugs Flair. Orton delivers the blow. Flair crumbles down to the mat. Orton plants Flair with The Punt. Drew McIntyre storms into the ring to prevent anymore damage. McIntyre stares at Orton to close the show.

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Author: Josh Lopez