April 11, 2020
Auditorio Fautso Gutierrez
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
Alicia Atout Interviews Mance Warner & Savio Vega
Alicia Atout: Mance, a huge congratulations is in order as you’ve defeated MJF and he’s officially out of here.
Mance Warner: Damn, straight. Right here, baby. MJF is gone, Ole Mancer hitting the pay window, whooped his ass and sent him packing. Now, I got a little inside scoop, you know how I am on the interwebs, I learned all the inner workings of things. I heard down at Mexico, the Hammerstone and his best buddy out there, Holliday, they wanted to go out to what they call, a donkey show. Do you know what this is? I’ll get to it, just wait a second, dramatic pause. They’re two sick freaks, I ain’t go get too detail because I ain’t gonna say this is from a woman, but they went in there and they spent all their money at a damn donkey show.
Savio Vega: Yea, baby we coming. We coming to have a good fight, Tijuana Street Fight Match. Mortiz and Pagano, representing Mexico. The Southern Psychopath, representing the states. I’m from Puerto Rico. Tijuana Street Fight Match, be ready guys because this man right here and Savio Vega, we are ready for any kind of action.
Mance Warner: Ole Mancer don’t know what Savio said there in the middle, but I know it’s good and it translates. We hit the pay window, we’re gonna get a bunch of light beers, bust them wide open, beat the hell out of them, maybe get a little bloody? There we go, i’m having fun now. You wanna drink now? Yea, let’s go. I love ya.
First Match: Mance Warner & Savio Vega vs. Pagano & Mortiz In The Tijuana Barrio Match
Alexander Hammerstone joins the commentary team for this match. Vega and Pagano will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Quick standoff. Vega with two haymakers. Vega inadvertently knocks Warner off the ring apron. Warner is swinging at air. Vega launches Pagano over the rope. Warner shoves Pagano. They start exchanging blows on the outside. Mortiz with a SpringBoard Missile Dropkick. Warner sweeps Mortiz off the apron. Warner rakes the eyes of Mortiz. Vega tees off on Pagano. Pier six brawl on the outside. Warner HeadButts Mortiz. Warner wraps a cable chord around Mortiz neck. Warner blasts Mortiz with a knife edge chop. Warner throws a steel chair into Mortiz face. Vega is strangling Pagano. Vega sends Pagano back first into a broken car hood. Warner HeadButts Pagano. Warner is choking Pagano. Vega drives the chair into Mortiz throat.
Warner and Vega has complete control of the match. Vega with forearm shivers. Vega uses souvenir beer as a weapon. Warner and Vega dumps Mortiz out of the ring. Pagano fires back with a chop/forearm combination. Vega jams wooded skewers into Pagano’s forehead. Vega drops Pagano with a Running Boot. Mortiz trips Warner and Vega from the outside. Mortiz pulls Warner out of the ring. Mortiz delivers multiple chair shots. Pagano with a Cannonball Senton through the ropes. Mortiz lands The Suicide Dive. Pagano kicks the left hamstring of Vega. Pagano repeatedly slaps Vega in the chest. Pagano finally got the skewers out of his head. Warner avoids the wedged chair in the corner. Chair Shot Exchange. Vega hook kicks a chair into Mortiz face. Vega PowerBombs Mortiz on a broken car hood. Pagano with a palm strike/right jab combination. Vega reverses out of the irish whip from Pagano. Pagano slides through the ropes. Warner breaks another chair over Pagano’s head. Pagano and Vega are trading back and forth shots. Mortiz is mauling Warner in the corner. Moritz with two overhand chops.
Mortiz sets a table on fire. Mortiz has Warner perched on the top turnbuckle. Warner with an Avalanche ChokeSlam through the flaming table. Warner and Pagano are throwing doors at each other. Warner drives his knee into the midsection of Pagano. Short-Arm Reversal by Pagano. Warner with a shoulder block. Pagano dives over Warner. Pagano ducks a clothesline from Warner. Pagano Spears Warner through the door for a two count. Mortiz clocks Vega with a steel chair. Warner Spears Pagano through the other door for a two count. Vega punches Pagano in the back. Warner tells Pagano to bring it. Haymaker Exchange. Double HeadButt. Warner kicks out the legs of Pagano. Warner with a Running Knee Strike. Alexander Hammerstone nails Warner with The Pump Kick. Vega is choking Pagano with a steel chair. Mortiz puts Warner through a table with The Flying Splash. Vega is picking Pagano apart. Vega climbs up to the middle turnbuckle. Pagano delivers a low blow with the steel chair in mid-air. Pagano connects with The Running BlockBuster to pickup the victory.
Winner: Pagano & Mortiz via Pinfall
BREAKING NEWS: King Mo has been suspended for a month and fined $10,000 for his assault with a baseball bat on Killer Kross.
Filthy Tom Lawlor Promo
It never fails, does it? Just when Team Filthy is getting the upper hand, just when a beautiful plan between American Top Team and Team Filthy is coming together, somebody has to put an end to it, somebody has to try to stop us. This time, MLW has suspended your knockout king, King Mo. It’s just a delay of the inevitable, because just like any great fighter who has their game plan stopped, Team Filthy is going to adapt because, I, myself and Dom Garrini are gonna enter the tag team division. It’s about damn time those imbecile, inbred, Hawaiian monk seal haloes quit hiding out in their island, quit hiding in the trees and they do what men should do and that’s defend those titles, defend those belts. I’ve said it before, i’ve said it again Von Erichs, from white belt to black belt, Team Filthy wants all the belts. And what better place to start then by taking them off my old family?
– Team Filthy will battle Xetrme Tiger and Puma King next week on MLW Fusion.
– Injustice Vignette.
– Davey Boy Smith is preparing to have a meeting with Court Bauer on the possibility of getting a future MLW World Heavyweight Championship Match.
The Lifestyles Of The Rich And Dynastic
Alexander Hammerstone: Rich, where’s Gino? Where are we?
Richard Holliday: How did you get here? Oh god, I got such a headache. Gino, he was just over there.
Alexander Hammerstone: No, he went with those girls.
Richard Holliday: Oh yeah, that’s right. Gino had a couple of spicy mama’s with him last night. Where the hell are we?
Alexander Hammerstone: How did I let you talk me into going to a donkey show?
Richard Holliday: Oh, it was such a good idea.
Alexander Hammerstone: Oh my god, when did they start making them fame interactive?
Richard Holliday: Oh man, did they add more alcohol content to Coronas?
Alexander Hammerstone: We should’ve never let Max get up there. Did the MRI’s come back? I don’t know if he’s gonna be okay. You know what? I swear, that’s it. After this, only two or three more donkey shows at most.
Richard Holliday: I completely forgot what we have to do today.
Alexander Hammerstone: We have to wrestle.
Richard Holliday: I think i’m gonna pull out.
Alexander Hammerstone: No, Holliday, one thing that my dad taught me is you never pull out.
Richard Holliday: Yea, that’s right. I don’t know if I could wrestle today, dude.
Alexander Hammerstone: I got Laredo Kid, I have to defend my championship.
Richard Holliday: I have no idea who i’m wrestling, couldn’t even tell you.
Alexander Hammerstone: We have to focus, we have to get oatmeal, egg whites. Focus, we gotta do something, we’re going.
Pro Wrestling Illustrated’s Top 10 Contenders For The MLW World Heavyweight Championship
10.) Dominic Garrini
9.) Low Ki
8.) Richard Holliday
7.) Mance Warner
6.) King Mo
5.) Brian Pillman Jr
4.) Filthy Tom Lawlor
3.) Myron Reed
2.) Davey Boy Smith Jr
1.) Alexander Hammerstone
Update on Brian Pillman Jr
His status for the MLW/AAA SuperSeries remains unclear. Pillman is pushing to be cleared as soon as possible.
– Next week on MLW Fusion, Douglas James will battle Averno. Also, we’ll have a press conference for the impending American Top Team/Team Filthy Merger.
– Josef Samael Vignette.
– Injustice will get a future AAA Trios Championship Match. Konnan says that if they continue to disrespect him, they won’t have to worry about injustice, they’ll have to worry about how they get back across the border. Hey, it’s not personal, it’s just wrestling.
– El Texano Jr, Richard Holliday, Psicosis, Davey Boy Smith Jr, Octagon Jr will also be competing in the MLW/AAA SuperSeries.
Psycho Clown Promo
Hey LA Park, of course i’ll accept the challenge. When we fight, I am coming for your fat head. Remember, I know you very well from our wars. I know your every move, but are you ready for a psychopath in the ring? I will break you into pieces and I may just take your mask. You know, I regularly wrestle big shots with big egos and you’re one of them. Now I will hunt your fat head. So I’ll see you in the SuperSeries, LA Park. I accept your challenge.
Alicia Atout Interviews Alexander Hammerstone
Alicia Atout: Alex, in tonight’s main event, you are going to defend your championship against Laredo Kid. And I have to ask because everyone knows it, it’s pretty obvious, the dynasty, you’re on a losing streak, you haven’t won in weeks, so does that add a little bit of nerve?
Alexander Hammerstone: Do you get off by pushing this fake news narrative? Who in the office is having you do this? Because when it comes to The Dynasty, we are a staple in this company, we are the fourth front of this company. As far as i’m concerned, The Dynasty is Major League Wrestling. And you wanna talk about a losing streak to me? To me? Do you pay attention? Do you watch the show, Alicia? Did you watch when I went to Japan? Do you watch anything that I do, because all I do is win.
This has mine since day one, it’s not going anywhere. Alicia, what do you think of Laredo Kid? You think you’re good? You think he’s great? Because let me tell you that the best luchador on the planet, poses as much threat to me as the best termite on the planet. As far as i’m concerned, there’s no losing streak that you should be talking about. You should be talking about the winningest streak in all of MLW. The winningest champion in all of MLW. The only champion, like me. The next time you invite me for an interview, put some respect on my name.
Second Match: Alexander Hammerstone (c) vs. Laredo Kid For The MLW National OpenWeight Championship
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Hammerstone shoves Kid down to the canvas. Hammerstone has the obvious strength advantage. Kid repeatedly kicks the left hamstring of Hammerstone. Hammerstone reverses out of the irish whip from Kid. Kid ducks two clotheslines from Hammerstone. Kid with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Kid follows that with a SpringBoard Crossbody Block to the floor. Kid rolls Hammerstone back into the ring. Hammerstone catches Kid in mid-air. Hammerstone with The Uranage Slam for a two count. Hammerstone slams Kid’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Hammerstone repeatedly stomps on Kid’s chest. Hammerstone is choking Kid with his boot. Hammerstone whips Kid into the turnbuckles. Hammerstone abuses the referee’s five count. Hammerstone hits The Spinal CountDown for a two count.
Hammerstone dumps Kid out of the ring. Hammerstone with a forearm smash. Hammerstone follows that with a back elbow strike. Hammerstone propels Kid over the ringside barricade. Hammerstone rolls Kid back into the ring. Hammerstone has complete control of the match. Kid kicks Hammerstone in the face. Kid with a forearm smash. Kid side steps Hammerstone into the turnbuckles. Kid with an Apron Enzuigiri. Kid delivers a Missile Dropkick. Kid plays to the crowd. Kid lands The Suicide Dive. Kid throws beer into Hammerstone’s face. Kid with a straight right hand. The action heads back into the ring. Kid with a Flying Forearm Smash. Kid with a Snap Vertical Suplex. Kid follows that with Two MoonSaults for a two count. Hammerstone ducks a clothesline from Kid. Hammerstone decks Kid with a back elbow smash. Hammerstone with a Pump Knee Strike. Hammerstone goes for The Burning Hammer, but Kid lands back on his feet. Kid SuperKicks Hammerstone. Short-Arm Reversal by Hammerstone. Hammerstone connects with The Burning Hammer for a two count.
Hammerstone argues with the referee. Hammerstone goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Kid lands back on his feet. Kid rolls Hammerstone over for a two count. Hammerstone with an Inside Out Lariat. Hammerstone puts Kid on the top turnbuckle pad. Hammerstone with a forearm smash. Kid is displaying his fighting spirit. Kid HeadButts Hammerstone. Kid lands The 450 Splash for a two count. Hammerstone is bleeding from the chin. Hammerstone shoves Kid off the middle turnbuckle. Hammerstone nails Kid with The Pump Kick. Hammerstone inadvertently clotheslines the referee. Hammerstone levels Kid with a Body Avalanche. Kid responds with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Kid with an Avalanche Spanish Fly, but the referee is still laid out. Kid rolls the referee back into the ring. Hammerstone with a Release German Suplex. Hammerstone PowerBombs Kid. Hammerstone plants Kid with The Nightmare Pendulum to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still MLW National OpenWeight Champion, Alexander Hammerstone via Pinfall
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