TNA Wrestling Results (3/31/20): Rhino vs. Madman Fulton

TNA Wrestling Special Results 3/31/20
The Coca Cola Roxy
Atlanta, Georgia

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

Commentators: David Penzer & Scott D’Amore 

First Match: Hernandez vs. Chase Stevens 

Stevens with a quick waist lock go-behind. Stevens is throwing haymakers at Hernandez. Hernandez blocks a boot from Stevens. Hernandez HeadButts Stevens. Hernandez goes for The Border Toss, but Stevens lands back on his feet. Stevens with a straight right hand. Stevens kicks Hernandez in the gut. Stevens with a Running Boot. Stevens follows that with a Snap German Suplex. Stevens launches Hernandez over the top rope.

Hernandez with a shoulder block. Hernandez drops Stevens with a SlingShot Shoulder Tackle. Stevens reverses out of the irish whip from Hernandez. Stevens with a corner clothesline. Hernandez kicks Stevens in the face. Stevens responds with a Standing Dropkick. Stevens has Hernandez perched on the top turnbuckle. Stevens hits The SuperPlex for a two count. Hernandez kicks Stevens in the gut. Hernandez connects with The Border Toss to pickup the victory.

Winner: Hernandez via Pinfall 

Second Match: Suicide & Manik vs. Kid Kash & Johnny Swinger 

Kash and Swinger attacks Suicide and Manik before the bell rings. Swinger tees off on Suicide. Kash drives his knee into the midsection of Manik. Swinger repeatedly stomps on Suicide’s chest. Kash with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Kash and Swinger goes for a Double Belly to Back Suplex, but Manik lands back on his feet. Manik with a Double Dropkick. Suicide & Manik with Stereo Flying Back Elbow Smashes. Manik uppercuts Swinger. Suicide and Manik have complete control of the match during the commercial break. Manik with a basement dropkick for a one count. Mank delivers The Sacrifice. Swinger reverses out of the irish whip from Manik. Kash kicks Manik in the back. Suicide argues with the referee. Swinger bodyslams Manik. Swinger tags in Kash.

Swinger and Kash starts cutting the ring in half. Kash is putting the boots to Manik. Kash bodyslams Manik for a two count. Kash follows that with a knee smash. Kash sends Manik face first into Swinger’s boots in the corner. Kash tags in Swinger. Kash and Swinger are double teaming Manik. Swinger whips Manik across the ring. Swinger scores the elbow knockdown. Swinger stomps on the midsection of Manik. Swinger tags in Kash. Double Irish Whip. Double Shoulder Tackle. Swinger taunts Suicide. Kash with the cover for a one count. Kash applies a front face lock. Kash tags in Swinger. Swinger repeatedly punches Manik int he ribs. Swinger with a Belly to Back Suplex for a two count. Swinger is displaying his frustration. Swinger applies a front face lock. Swinger tags in Kash.

Kash kicks Manik in the gut. Kash with clubbing crossfaces for a one count. Kash with a timely cheap shot to Suicide. Kash with the irish whip. Manik kicks Kash in the face. Kash repeatedly stomps on Manik’s chest. Manik is displaying his fighting spirit. Manik dives over Kash. Suicide and Swinger are tagged in. Suicide ducks under a clothesline from Kash. Suicide unloads Two SuperKicks. Suicide with a single leg dropkick. Suicide follows that with a Step Up Enzuigiri for a two count. Swinger reverses out of the irish whip from Suicide. Kash trips Suicide from the outside. Swinger with a running fist drop. Things are starting to break down. Double Spider Pose. Suicide and Manik with Stereo SlingShot Pescado’s. Suicide rolls Kash back into the ring. Manik with a Flying Crossbody Block. Suicide connects with The Swanton Bomb to pickup the victory.

Winner: Suicide & Manik via Pinfall 

Scott Steiner & Joseph Ryan Segment 

Scott Steiner: Cut the music. Now when I heard Impact Wrestling was coming to town and they invited TNA to show up, there’s no way I wasn’t gonna be here. Because I am The Big Bad Booty Daddy and I am the reason why TNA shows up at TNA, i’m talking tits and ass, so where’s all my freaks at in Atlanta, Georgia? I may have upset a few snowflakes, they’re still living at home in their parent’s basement, going on twitter, going on instagram saying that i’m not politically correct. Well, I don’t care because I am not a part of The PC Culture. And you snowflakes can take your face time and shove it up your ass. Now on April 3rd, TNA is having a reunion show in Tampa and my tag team partner will be Petey Williams in a Fatal Four Way Match. Now, normally when you step in a ring, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But every time I step in a ring, I got a 141 2/3 chance simply because I’m, Big Poppa Pump.

Joseph Ryan: Mr. Steiner, I know what TNA stands for and it’s not Total Nonstop Action, but I refuse to repeat that here. What I don’t know is what a big bad booty daddy or a genetic freak or a big poppa pump is? But I can do the math on it, I know that they add up to something inappropriate. Now, I know that Steiner Math is what you’re famous for, so I want you to make a calculated decision. You see, you should’ve been canceled a long time ago, just like TNA was. I’m offering you a chance at redemption, i’m offering you a chance to be on the right side of history, i’m offering you a chance to put all your problematic ways behind you and join Cancel Culture. It’s time to say goodbye to Big Poppa Pump and hello to Big Proper Pump. So let’s consummate this deal with a handshake.

Steiner clotheslines Ryan. Steiner dumps Ryan out of the ring.

Scott Steiner: Joey Ryan, you and your snowflakes can kiss my ass.

Third Match: Rhino vs. Madman Fulton 

Rhino side steps Fulton into the turnbuckles. Rhino is throwing haymakers at Fulton. Fulton reverses out of the irish whip from Rhino. Rhino with a running clothesline. Rhino clotheslines Fulton over the top rope. Rhino with a straight right hand. Rhino unloads two knife edge chops. Fulton sends Rhino shoulder first into the steel ring post. Fulton rolls Rhino back into the ring. Fulton with a Corner Spear. Fulton is applying pressure to the midsection of Rhino. Fulton repeatedly stomps on the midsection of Rhino. Fulton slaps himself in the face. Fulton uses the middle rope as a weapon. Rhino with a chop/haymaker combination.

Fulton drives his knee into the midsection of Rhino. Fulton applies the cobra clutch. Rhino with heavy bodyshots. Fulton shoves Rhino down to the canvas. Fulton with a Running HeadButt. Fulton goes for The Diving HeadButt, but Rhino ducks out of the way. Rhino with three haymakers. Rhino clotheslines Fulton. Rhino scores the elbow knockdown. Rhino whips Fulton across the ring. Rhino with a corner spear. Rhino follows that with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex. Rhino prepares for The GORE. oVe attacks Rhino from behind which causes the disqualification.

After the match, oVe starts ganging up on Rhino. Tommy Dreamer joins the fray. Jake Crist rakes the eyes of Fulton. Dreamer is trapped in the corner. Jake is choking Dreamer with his boot. Fulton repeatedly stomps on Rhino’s chest. The lights go out in the building. It’s Raven. Raven whips oVe with a kendo stick. Raven helps Dreamer get back on his feet. Raven clocks Dreamer with the kendo stick. Raven exits The Coca Cola Roxy. All hell starts breaking loose in Atlanta. Hernandez clears the ring. Kash wipes out the field with a Massive Cannonball Senton on the outside. Hernandez wraps the show with Air Mexico.

Winner: Rhino via Disqualification 

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Author: Josh Lopez