WWE Friday Night SmackDown Results (2/7/20): Alexa Bliss vs. Naomi vs. Carmella vs. Dana Brooke

WWE Friday Night SmackDown
February 7, 2020
SAP Center
San Jose, California

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

The Return Of The Dirt Sheet 

The Miz, John Morrison, The New Day and The Usos Segment

John Morrison: I’m John Morrison and my shirts have buttons, but I don’t use them.

The Miz: And I’m your chick magnet, The Miz.

John Morrison: Still going with chick magnet, huh?

The Miz: Well, I got two daughters and a wife, never been relevant. Welcome to The Dirt Sheet. In honor of the return of the dirt sheet.

John Morrison: In honor of the Academy Awards this Sunday.

The Miz: In honor of our SmackDown Tag Team Championship Match Against The New Day At Super ShowDown. We are kicking off, The Dirt Sheet, with an exclusive world premiere of our brand new blockbuster.

John Morrison: A film, that is sure to win the oscar, the golden globe and all the slammy’s.

The Miz: Ladies and gentlemen, please get up out of your seats for, Once Upon A Time On The Dirt Sheet.

– We see the trailer which features cameos from Mr. Miz, Lance Storm, and John Laurinaitis.

The Miz: Oscar worthy, maybe? SmackDown Tag Team Championship Worthy? Definitely.

John Morrison: Hey, remember a few weeks back, when everyone was booing us and now we have a movie and suddenly everyone wants to hangout with the cool kids. Okay, sorry to break your bubble, ladies and gentlemen, but that applause and acclaim would mean a lot more if it came from an educated group like, the academy. People don’t hate the good, they hate the great.

Kofi Kingston: Wow, that was amazing. What a trailer. That was phenomenal, what you think E?

Big E: Man, that was incredible. I mean, that trailer had it all. It had action.

Kofi Kingston: Yea, it did have action. It had one of the greatest athletes that’s ever graced a WWE ring. Just strutting all his athletic prowess all over the screen. I’m talking about, Mr. Miz. You saw him out there with his stance, man. You saw him doing his thing. All that athleticism, what an athlete. Here’s a little easter egg, okay. What you may not know, I, Kofi Kingston, is Mr. Miz’s favorite WWE Superstar, that’s right. Yes, it’s true. He likes me more than he likes his own son, that’s a shoot.

Big E: It had drama. Did you see the part where the rapper, Nelly, took out his credit card?

Kofi Kingston: What? No dude, that wasn’t in trailer. What were you watching bro?

Big E: I was watching, BET Uncut.

Kofi Kingston: Man, I told you to stop watching, BET Uncut.

Big E: And last, but not least, it had comedy. And the fact, the two of you think that you’re gonna beat us at Super ShowDown for our tag team titles, that’s Richard Pryor level of comedy.

Kofi Kingston: You got big jokes.

The Miz: You guys have no right to talk. We have dominated you two, the past few weeks. As a matter of fact, nobody has the right to talk. We beat every single tag team that SmackDown has to offer, to become the number one contenders for your, SmackDown WWE World Tag Team Championships.

Jimmy Uso: Woah! Woah! Woah! Hey New Day, did they say they just beat, who?

Jey Uso: The Miz and John Morrison never beat The Usos.

Jimmy Uso: Nope.

Jey Uso: It’s Friday Night LockDown.

The Usos: Welcome, To The Usos Penitentiary!

Miz and Morrison attacked The New Day from behind to close the segment.

First Match: The Usos vs. Dolph Ziggler & Robert Roode 

Jimmy Uso and Ziggler will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Stalemate in the corner. Roode tags himself in. Roode kicks Jimmy in the gut. Roode repeatedly slams Jimmy’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Roode with a knife edge chop. Roode stomps on the left hand of Jimmy. Roode with a blistering chop. Roode whips Jimmy across the ring. Jimmy dives over Roode. Jimmy unloads three knife edge chops. Roode applies a side headlock. Roode drops Jimmy with a shoulder tackle. Jimmy drops down on the canvas. Jimmy with two uppercuts. Jimmy applies a wrist lock. Jimmy tags in Jey. Jey with a Flying Axe Handle Strike. Roode reverses out of the irish whip from Jey. Ziggler trips Jey from the outside. Roode with a running clothesline for a two count. Roode with a straight right hand. Roode tags in Ziggler.

Roode stands on the back of Jey’s neck. Ziggler rakes the eyes of Jey. Ziggler dropkicks Jey for a two count. Roode attacks Jey behind the referee’s back. Ziggler tags in Roode. Roode kicks Jey in the gut. Following a snap mare takeover, Roode applies a rear chin lock. Roode punches Jey in the back. Roode makes another quick tag to Ziggler. Roode with a Front Suplex. Ziggler follows that with The Famouser for a two count. Ziggler knocks Jimmy off the ring apron. Jey rolls Ziggler over for a two count. Ziggler applies a side headlock. Roode tags himself in. Roode and Ziggler hits their SpineBuster/Zig Zag Combination for a two count. Ziggler is throwing haymakers at Jimmy. Jimmy SuperKicks Ziggler. Roode drops Jimmy with The Big Boot. Roode blocks a boot from Jey. Jey with a Step Up Enzuigiri. The referee is distracted by Ziggler. Roode sends Jey crashing to the outside.

Roode and Ziggler are cutting the ring in half during the commercial break. Roode rams Jey’s face across the top rope. Roode repeatedly stomps on Jey’s chest. Roode is choking Jey with his boot. The referee admonishes Roode. Roode tags in Ziggler. Jey with two uppercuts. Ziggler kicks the left knee of Jey. Ziggler drags Jey to the corner. Ziggler tags in Roode. Roode stomps on Jey’s chest. Roode slams Jey’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Jey is displaying his fighting spirit. Jey tackles Roode out of the ring. Roode stops Jey in his tracks. Jimmy ducks a clothesline from Roode. Jey crawls under Roode. Jey tags in Jimmy. Jimmy with an Apron Enzuigiri. Jimmy with a Flying Crossbody Block. Jimmy knocks Ziggler off the apron. Jimmy thrust kicks the midsection of Roode. Jimmy with a Samoan Uppercut. Jimmy ducks a clothesline from Roode. Jimmy with Two Samoan Drops.

Jimmy plays to the crowd. Jimmy delivers The Running StinkFace to Ziggler. Roode PowerSlams Jimmy for a two count. Jimmy negates The Glorious DDT. Jimmy with a Back Body Drop. Roode tags in Ziggler. Ziggler hits The Zig Zag for a two count. Bay Area SuperKick Party. Jimmy tags in Jey. Jey goes for The Uso Splash, but Ziggler gets his knees up in the air. Ziggler with an inside cradle for a two count. Ziggler tags in Roode. Roode and Ziggler goes for a Double Vertical Suplex, but Jimmy gets in the way. Ziggler clotheslines Jimmy over the top rope. Roode denies The SuperKick. Roode goes for an O’Connor Roll, but Jey holds onto the ropes. Jimmy tags himself in. Double SuperKick Jimmy connects with The Uso Splash to pickup the victory.

Winner: The Usos via Pinfall 

Second Match: Elias vs. Cesaro w/Sami Zayn 

The match started during the commercial break. Cesaro backs Elias into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Cesaro kicks Elias in the gut. Cesaro applies a side headlock. Elias drops down on the canvas. Cesaro delivers a gut punch. Cesaro uppercuts Elias. Cesaro with a forearm shot across the back of Elias. Elias reverses out of the irish whip from Cesaro. Elias with a Back Body Drop. Elias follows that with a Uranage BackBreaker for a two count. Cesaro reverses out of the irish whip from Elias. Elias with a Desperation Boot. Sami Zayn hops on the ring apron to distracts Elias. Elias with a forearm shiver. Cesaro slams Elias head on the steel ring post. Cesaro with The Big Boot that sends Elias crashing into the ringside barricade. Zayn talks smack to Elias.

Cesaro dumps Elias face first on the barricade. Cesaro rolls Elias back into the ring. Cesaro hooks the leg for a two count. Cesaro applies a rear chin lock. Elias gets back to a vertical base. Elias with heavy bodyshots. Cesaro with a Back Body Drop. Cesaro follows that with a running elbow drop for a two count. Cesaro hits The GutWrench Suplex for a two count. Cesaro applies a nerve hold on the middle rope. Zayn with a running forearm smash behind the referee’s back. Cesaro goes back to the rear chin lock. Elias kicks Cesaro in the chest. Cesaro applies a sleeper hold. Elias with a Belly to Back Suplex. Elias kicks Cesaro in the face. Elias with a Jumping Knee Strike for a two count.

Cesaro has Elias perched on the top turnbuckle. Cesaro goes for The SuperPlex, but Elias blocks it. Cesaro with a Leaping European Uppercut. Cesaro connects with The SuperPlex for a two count. Elias negates The Neutralizer. Elias with a jackknife cover for a two count. Elias with an inside cradle for a two count. Cesaro drops Elias with a Pop Up Uppercut for a two count. Cesaro with rapid fire uppercuts. Elias tees off on Cesaro in the corner. Elias repeatedly stomps on Cesaro’s chest. The referee is trying to calm down Elias. Elias clotheslines Cesaro. Elias bodyslams Cesaro. Elias lands The Flying Elbow Drop to pickup the victory.

Winner: Elias via Pinfall 

Roman Reigns & King Corbin In-Ring Segment 

King Corbin: Hold on. Everyone in this arena, you need to take a look at this crown. This means, I’m The King Of The Ring, and I will not be silenced. You don’t get it. I’m gonna say what I want, when I want. This is my kingdom and you should all get down on your knees and bow down and listen to what your king has to say. Last week, was an abomination. Roman Reigns should’ve lost, just like your sorry 49ers lost to my Kansas City Chiefs. Roman Reigns should’ve been the one covered in dog food.

But instead, he realizes that he can’t do anything without his little lap dogs. The Usos continue to bail him out. When are they gonna realize, they’re carrying dead weight. I mean, if Roman Reigns was as tough as he says he is, he would’ve fought me, one-on-one, man-to-man at the Royal Rumble. If he did that, I would’ve won our Falls Count Anywhere Match. And then, I would have gone on to win The Royal Rumble Match and I would be the one headlining WrestleMania. As your King, I demand one more match with Roman Reigns.

I am The King here on SmackDown. So this show is going no further, until I get Roman Reigns right here, in the middle of this ring. Oh, you’re gonna run your mouth? It’s fun being humiliated with dog food, isn’t it? It’s a good time. You enjoy that, don’t you? Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for this guy, he really enjoys it. Corbin pours a drink over a fans head. I should do that to all of you. You want another one?

Roman Reigns drops Corbin with The SuperMan Punch. Reigns repeatedly whips Corbin into the ringside barricade. Reigns slams Corbin’s head on the steel ring steps. Reigns delivers The Drive By. Corbin hightailing out of the SAP Center.

Roman Reigns: Hey Corbin, that’s what I thought, coward. If the coward wants to have one more match, he’s got it. If you want to go, one on one? Even better, tell your boys to stay home because we’re gonna do it inside a Steel Cage.

Bray Wyatt & Goldberg Segment 

Third Match: Daniel Bryan vs. Heath Slater 

Bryan starts things off with a Running Dropkick. Bryan dumps Slater out of the ring. Bryan lands The Suicide Dive. Bryan rolls Slater back into the ring. Bryan delivers a Missile Dropkick. Bryan pops back on his feet. YES Kicks! Bryan drops Slater with a RoundHouse Kick. Bryan plays to the crowd. Bryan connects  with The Running Knee. Bryan repeatedly stomps on Slater’s face. The referee is trying to calm down Bryan. Bryan applies The Lebel Lock. Slater passes out.

Winner: Daniel Bryan via Submission 

Braun Strowman, Sami Zayn, Shinsuke Nakamura and The Revival Segment

Otis Dozovic Training For His Date With Mandy Rose 

Fourth Match: Sheamus vs. Apollo Crews 

Sheamus kicks Crews in the gut. Sheamus with clubbing blows to Crews back. Crews with forearm shivers. Sheamus reverses out of the irish whip from Crews. Crews kicks Sheamus in the chest. Crews with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Sheamus side steps Crews into the turnbuckles. Sheamus connects with The Brogue Kick to pickup the victory. After the match, Sheamus is loading up another Brogue Kick. Chad Gable rolls into the ring. Gable with rapid fire chops. Gable avoids The Brogue Kick. Gable applies a waist lock. Sheamus decks Gable with a back elbow smash. Sheamus drops Gable with The Brogue Kick.

Winner: Sheamus via Pinfall 

WWE Super ShowDown 2020 Match Card 

– Brock Lesnar (c) w/Paul Heyman vs. Ricochet For The WWE Championship

– “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Goldberg For The WWE Universal Championship

– The New Day (c) vs. John Morrison & The Miz For The WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship

– Roman Reigns vs. King Corbin in a Steel Cage Match

Fifth Match: Alexa Bliss vs. Naomi vs. Carmella vs. Dana Brooke in a Fatal Four Way Match. The Winner Will Become The Number One Contender To The WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship 

Bayley is watching the match from the ringside area. Carmella thrust kicks the midsection of Bliss. Carmella repeatedly stomps on Bliss chest. Brooke launches Naomi over the top rope. Naomi with a shoulder block. Rollup Exchange. Brooke kicks Naomi in the gut. Carmella ducks a clothesline from Brooke. Carmella moonwalks. Carmella bumps into Bliss. Brooke with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Bliss slaps Carmella in the face. Bliss slams Carmella’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Bliss repeatedly stomps on Carmella’s chest. Brooke with a HandSpring Back Elbow Smash. Bliss drops Brooke with a forearm smash. Bliss with a basement dropkick. Naomi dropkicks Bliss. Naomi with a SlingShot Corkscrew Plancha. Bayley poses for the crowd. Naomi shoves down Bayley. Naomi and Bayley are trading back and forth shots on the outside. Bayley throws Naomi into the steel ring steps.

Brooke goes for The Swanton Bomb, but Carmella ducks out of the way. Bliss with a Snap DDT. Carmella responds with a FlatLiner. Naomi with a RoundHouse Kick. Naomi follows that with a SpringBoard Double Crossbody Block. Naomi with a Twisting ChinBreaker. Naomi hits The SitOut Full Nelson Bomb. Naomi ducks a clothesline from Brooke. Naomi with a SpringBoard Enzuigiri for a two count. Bliss dumps Naomi out of the ring. Carmella rolls Bliss over for a two count. Bliss with an open palm strike. Brooke negates The Insult To Injury. Brooke connects with The SitOut PowerBomb for a two count. Carmella repeatedly stomps on Brooke’s chest. Carmella plays to the crowd. Carmella hits The Bronco Buster. Naomi responds with a Running Bulldog into the middle turnbuckle pad.

Naomi with The Split Legged MoonSault for a two count. Naomi fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Naomi drops Brooke with The Cazadora Stunner. Bliss with a basement dropkick. Bliss slams Naomi’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Bliss is putting the boots to Naomi in the corner. Naomi with an inside cradle for a two count. Naomi bodyslams Bliss. Naomi with a Leg Drop for a two count. Naomi puts Bliss on the top turnbuckle. Naomi HeadButts Bliss. Forearm Exchange. Bliss sends Naomi crashing to the canvas. Bliss hooks the leg for a two count. Bliss talks smack to Naomi. Bliss with clubbing blows to Naomi’s back.

Bliss with a Running Slap for a one count. Naomi decks Bliss with a back elbow smash. Naomi shoves Bliss into Carmella. Naomi bodyslams Brooke. Naomi hits The Split Legged Leg Drop for a two count. Naomi dumps Brooke out of the ring. Bliss drives Naomi face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Bliss pulls Naomi off the second rope. Bliss goes for The Twisted Bliss, but Naomi gets her knees up in the air. Naomi connects with The Rear View. Carmella responds with Two SuperKicks to pickup the victory. After the match, Bayley plants Carmella with The Rose Plant.

Winner: Carmella via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez