IMPACT Wrestling Results (1/14/20): Tessa Blanchard Sit-Down Interview

IMPACT Wrestling Results 1/14/20
The Bomb Factory
Dallas, Texas

You can follow me on Twitter @TheHootsPodcast

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

– Don Callis & Josh Mathews are in Sky Way Studios in Nashville, Tennessee.

First Match: The Rascalz vs. The Desi Hit Squad vs. Reno Scum vs TJ Perkins & Daga in a Fatal Four Way Tag Team Match 

Massive shoving contest before the bell rings. A pier six brawl ensues. Raju repeatedly stomps on Perkins chest. Raju drops Xavier with a shoulder tackle. Xavier drops down on the canvas. Xavier leapfrogs over Raju. Raju ducks a clothesline from Xavier. Xavier avoids The RoundHouse Kick. Raju sweeps the legs of Xavier. Raju poses for the crowd. Multiple brawls on the outside. Xavier with a unique takedown. Wentz with a basement dropkick. Xavier follows that with a SomerSault Senton. Rascalz are double teaming Perkins. Perkins kicks Wentz in the gut. Perkins with a HeadScissors TakeOver. Wentz goes for a Back Senton Splash, but Perkins ducks out of the way. Perkins repeatedly kicks The Rascalz in the face. Rascalz catches Perkins in mid-air.

Rascalz delivers their combo offense. Xavier with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Wentz with a Leaping Double Foot Stomp. Shera responds with a double clothesline. Luster stares down Shera. Haymaker Exchange. Luster kicks Shera in the face. Thornstowe SuperKicks Shera. Luster with a Corner Spear. Thornstowe with a Flying Double Foot Stomp off Luster’s back. Thornstowe thrust kicks the midsection of Daga. Thornstowe punches Daga in the back. Thornstowe dumps Daga out of the ring. Thornstowe pulls Xavier back into the ring. Thornstowe with a knee lift. Reno Scum hits their Running Double Foot Stomp/Bridging German Suplex Combination for a two count.

Thornstowe dropkicks Wentz to the floor. Luster with a straight right hand. Luster gets Perkins tied in the tree of woe. Luster goes for The Razor’s Edge, but Daga lands back on his feet. Daga ducks a clothesline from Thornstowe. Daga with a Spinning Back Kick. Daga kicks Thornstowe in the chest. Daga shoves Luster into Thornstowe. Daga with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Raju attacks Daga from behind. Shera repeatedly stomps on Daga’s chest. Raju with a running forearm smash. Shera with a Pendulum BackBreaker. Raju follows that with a Running Knee Strike. Shera bodyslams Perkins. Shera bodyslams Raju on top of Perkins. Raju chucks Perkins out of the ring.

Xavier SuperKicks Raju. Xavier sends Shera tumbling to the floor. Wentz with a Jumping Knee Strike. Wentz hits The Rolling PK. Xavier catapults Raju into a SuperKick from Wentz. Wentz lands The Flying Double Foot Stomp. Perkins with a Flying Double Crossbody Block. Perkins drop toe holds Shera to the second rope. Perkins with a The Rebound Dropkick. Thornstowe dropkicks Perkins off the ring apron. Luster lands The Suicide Dive.

Thornstowe follows that with a SomerSault Plancha. Raju attacks Xavier from behind. Raju dumps Xavier over the top rope. Standing Switch Exchange. Daga unloads a flurry of strikes. Daga with a SitOut GutWrench PowerBomb for a two count. Wentz with The Swanton Bomb. Xavier connects with The Final Flash. Luster ChokeSlams Xavier. Shera clotheslines Luster over the top rope. Raju with a Jumping Knee Strike. Shera plants Xavier with The Sky High to pickup the victory.

Winner: The Desi Hit Squad via Pinfall 

– Video recap of the Ace Austin/Trey Miguel X-Division Title Match from The Hard To Kill PPV.

– This weeks IMPACT Plus! Flashback Moment Of The Week is the Jeff Jarrett/Kurt Angle No Disqualification Match From TNA Genesis 2009.

Moose Promo 

Rich Swann & Willie Mack Backstage Segment 

Eddie Edwards Promo 

Ken Shamrock Promo 

Rob Van Dam Segment 

Second Match: Joey Ryan vs. Johnny Swinger 

Ryan showers himself with baby oil before the bell rings. Ryan tells Swinger to touch his dick. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Swinger applies a wrist lock. Ryan reverses the hold. Lockup in the center of the ring. Swinger shoves Ryan to the corner. Swinger has no time for Ryan’s shenanigans. Swinger sucker punches Ryan. Ryan decks Swinger with a back elbow smash. Swinger with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Swinger sends Ryan face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Swinger repeatedly stomps on Ryan’s chest. Swinger is choking Ryan with his boot.

Swinger clotheslines Ryan. Swinger applies a rear chin lock. Swinger with a corner clothesline. Swinger is abusing the referee’s five count. Swinger rakes the ears of Ryan. Swinger is mauling Ryan in the corner. Ryan is throwing haymakers at Swinger. Swinger whips Ryan back first into the turnbuckles. Swinger with a running elbow drop for a two cont. Swinger applies a rear chin lock. Ryan gets back to a vertical base. Ryan with heavy bodyshots. Swinger drives his knee into the midsection of Ryan.

Swinger with rapid fire closed fist shots. The Diving HeadButt has no effect on Ryan. Ryan starts building momentum. Ryan dropkicks Swinger. Swinger side steps Ryan into the turnbuckles. Swinger uses the middle rope for leverage. Swinger delivers an eye poke. Ryan negates The Swinger NeckBreaker. Ryan hits The Double Penis Plex. Swinger tries to low blow Ryan, but that wasn’t a wise decision. Ryan shoves his lollipop down Swinger’s throat. Ryan connects with The Sweet Tooth Music to pickup the victory.

Winner: Joey Ryan via Pinfall 

Third Match: Ace Austin (c) vs Moose vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Fallah Bahh in a Fatal Four Way Match For The IMPACT X-Division Championship 

This match is brought to you by House Of Hardcore. Moose starts things off with a Pump Kick. Austin SuperKicks Moose. Bahh unloads two knife edge chops. Austin ducks a clothesline from Bahh. Bahh with a Running Crossbody Block. Moose responds with another Pump Kick. Moose blasts Bahh with a knife edge chop. Bahh reverses out of the irish whip from Moose. Moose with a Flying Crossbody Block. Moose nips up. Edwards is lighting up Moose chest. Moose kicks Edwards in the face. Edwards responds with an OverHead Belly to Belly Suplex. Austin side steps Edwards into the turnbuckles. Austin with a SpringBoard Windmill Kick. Moose kicks Austin in the gut. Moose dumps Austin out of the ring. Bahh gives Moose the middle finger. Bahh hulks up. Knife Edge Chop Exchange.

Moose delivers an eye poke. Moose and Bahh are trading back and forth lariats. Both men are knocked down after a double clothesline. Edwards with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Edwards with Machine Gun Chops. Bahh with a Running Hip Attack. Machine Gun Chop Concert in Philly. Edwards launches Moose over the top rope. Edwards sends Austin crashing into Moose. Bahh stops Edwards in his tracks. NO! NO! NO! Bahh lands The Suicide Dive. Edwards lays out everybody with a Flying Crossbody Block to the floor. Edwards rolls Austin back into the ring. Austin kicks Edwards in the face. Edwards with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Edwards hits The Back Pack Stunner for a two count. Bahh with a double clothesline. Bahh plays to the crowd.

Bahh with Two Body Avalanches. Bahh with a Running Hip Attack. Moose answers with a Pump Kick. Moose with a Corner Dropkick. Austin kicks Moose in the face. Moose with a Standing Dropkick that sends Austin crashing to the outside. Moose with a running elbow smash. Moose puts Bahh on the top turnbuckle. Moose with The SuperPlex. Austin a Flying Corkscrew Sento for a two count. Austin drops Edwards with The Windmill Kick for a two count. Austin repeatedly stomps on Bahh’s chest. Moose dumps Austin face first on the canvas. Edwards with a Running Boot. Bahh SuperKicks Edwards. Moose responds with his fourth pump kick of the match. Bahh Spears Moose.

Coming out of the commercial break, Moose and Edwards are trading back and forth chops. Moose HeadButts Edwards. Edwards with a Running Boot. Moose with a Discus Lariat. Austin delivers his combination offense. Bahh connects with The Black Hole Slam. Bahh drags Austin to the corner. Moose attacks Bahh from behind. Edwards drills Moose with The Boston Knee Party. Bahh with a Pop Up SitDown PowerBomb. Bahh prepares for The Banzai Drop. Austin pulls Edwards out of the ring. Austin with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Austin plants Bahh with an Avalanche Fold to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still IMPACT X-Division Champion, Ace Austin via Pinfall 

Tessa Blanchard Sit-Down Interview 

Checkout Episode 187 of The Hoots Podcast 

Author: Josh Lopez