AEW Dynamite Results (12/11/19): The Young Bucks vs. Santana & Ortiz

AEW Dynamite
December 11, 2019
Curtis Culwell Center
Garland, Texas

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (4-1-1) Jon Moxley vs. (0-3) Alex Reynolds w/John Silver  

Moxley drops Reynolds with The Regal Knee Strike. Moxley plants Reynolds with The Death Rider to pickup the victory. After the match, Moxley dumps Reynolds out of the ring. Silver attacks Moxley from behind. Moxley kicks Silver in the gut. Moxley delivers another Death Rider. Chris Jericho walks down to the ring with The Inner Circle.

Winner: (5-1-1) Jon Moxley via Pinfall 

Chris Jericho Promo 

Watch your language. I want you just be cool, alright? Listen, if we were gonna ambush you, we would’ve attacked you already. Right? It’s just you and me here. Two gentlemen having a nice conversation. Listen, The Inner Circle and I just wanted to say how impressed we are with you since you came to AEW. You’re the top guy as far as i’m concern. You’re number one, right here. But it’s not a surprise because we got a long history together. I remember a decade ago when you first came on the worldwide stage and asked me for some advice. Leather jacket with a little Kurt Cobain hair cut. You came and ask me for some help and I gave you that help.

You asked me how to get over? How to become a star and you did. And then we became adversaries and we beat the living shit out of each other. You threw me into tacks, you destroyed my property, I hit you with a 50 pound piece of crockery, sent you to the hospital, but I taught you how to become a main event superstar. I taught how to become a champion, everyone can agree. Then years later, when you needed to ignite your passion for your life and for this business, you called me. Then I navigated you out of those waters, I navigate you out of those rocks, I navigated you to AEW. Now, you repaid me by laying me out at Double Or Nothing, when you made your debut and that’s okay.

It showed me that you still had that chip on your shoulder. It showed me that you were still an asshole. It showed me you were still a winner, but you only just begun to realize your importance here in AEW. You’re only just harnessing the power that you have within. Once again, you need me and I’ll tell you why. Shut up. Could you imagine what it would be like if Hager, Santana, Ortiz, Guevara, Jericho and Moxley joined forces? That’s why I want to ask you to join The Inner Circle. This is not an answer you can make in one night. It’s certainly not an answer you’re gonna give the morons here in Dallas, I get that.

We want you to take some time. Talk it over with your lovely wife. Talk it over with your mother, who I also met, great lady. Enjoy the holidays and when you’re ready to give us your answer, we’ll be waiting for you. Cause just imagine, The Inner Circle and The Master Of Unscripted Violence joining forces and taking over All Elite Wrestling. That is a true paradigm shift. So think hard, choose wisely and when you’re ready, we’ll be waiting. Don’t listen to them, they don’t know anything. When you’re ready, give us your answer, we’ll be waiting brother.

Second Match: (5-2-1) Cody Rhodes & (0-2) QT Marshall vs. (0-0) The Butcher & The Blade w/The Bunny 

Rhodes and Blade will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Rhodes backs Blade into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Rhodes ducks a clothesline from Blade. Rhodes dropkicks Blake. Rhodes transitions into a corner mount. Blade kicks Rhodes in the gut. Blade applies a side headlock. Blade drops Rhodes with a shoulder tackle. Rhodes drops down on the canvas. Rhodes leapfrogs over Blade. Rhodes PowerSlams Blade for a one count. Blade retreats to the corner. Marshall and The Butcher are tagged in. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Butcher has the strength advantage. Butcher with a shoulder tackle. Marshall responds with a straight right hand. Marshall ducks a clothesline from Butcher. The Bunny trips Marshall from the outside.

Marshall is pissed. Butcher tags in Blade. Blade lands The SomerSault Plancha. Blade rolls Marshall back into the ring. Marshall decks Blade with a back elbow smash. Marshall tags in Rhodes. Rhodes applies a waist lock. Rhodes transitions into a side headlock. Rhodes ducks two clotheslines from Blade. Rhodes takes a water break. Blade negates The Cross Rhodes. Rhodes with a Running Bulldog. Rhodes tags in Marshall. Rhodes applies a wrist lock. Marshall with a Flying Double Axe Handle Strike. Blade ducks a clothesline from Marshall. Marshall goes for a dropkick, but Blade holds onto the ropes. Butcher attacks Marshall from behind. Blade knocks Rhodes off the ring apron. GutWrench Suplex/Running Dropkick Combination for a two count. Butcher whips Marshall back first into the turnbuckles. Butcher unloads two knife edge chops. Butcher and Blade are cutting the ring in half during the commercial break.

Following a snap mare takeover, Blade kicks Marshall in the back. Blade clotheslines Marshall. Blade tags in Butcher. Pendulum BackBreaker/Running Leg Drop Combination for a two count. Butcher repeatedly stomps on Marshall’s chest. Butcher tags in Blade. Blade taunts Rhodes. Marshall is displaying his fighting spirit. Blade dumps Marshall out of the ring. The referee is trying to calm down Rhodes. The Bunny attacks Marshall behind the referee’s back. Blade with a blistering chop. Blade kicks Marshall in the face. Marshall decks Blade with a JawBreaker. Blade stops Marshall in his tracks. Marshall with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Marshall dumps Butcher out of the ring. Butcher wisely pulls Rhodes off the ring apron. Blade tags in Butcher.

Blade nails Marshall with a Pump Kick. Butcher follows that with a corner clothesline. Butcher with a Back Body Drop for a two count. Butcher applies a top wrist lock. Marshall creates distance with a HandSpring Enzuigiri. Blade tags himself in. Marshall side steps Blade into the turnbuckles. Marshall finally tags in Rhodes. Rhodes with a Big Boot. Rhodes knocks Butcher off the ring apron. Rhodes kicks Blade in the gut. Rhodes with a drop down uppercut. Blade ducks a clothesline from Rhodes. Blade goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Rhodes lands back on his feet. Rhodes hits The Disaster Kick. Rhodes follows that with a MoonSault Press for a two count. Rhodes plays to the crowd.

Rhodes with The SpringBoard Cutter for a two count. Bunny rakes the eyes of Rhodes. Marshall tags himself in. Marshall with a Pop Up Forearm Smash. Marshall lands The Sasuke Special. Blade kicks Marshall in the gut. Rhodes responds with another drop down uppercut. Marshall connects with The Cross Rhodes. Rhodes lands The Suicide Dive. Marshall with a Corkscrew Splash for a two count. Butcher dumps Rhodes face first on the apron. Marshall is trying to fight off Butcher and Blade. Blade nails Marshall with The Stunner. Butcher with an Inside Out Lariat. Butcher and Blade plants Marshall with their Vertical Suplex/LungBlower Combination to pickup the victory.

After the match, Darby Allin extends his hand out to Cody Rhodes. Allin is willing to be Cody’s new tag team partner.

Winner: (1-0) The Butcher & The Blade via Pinfall 

MJF Promo 

Cut my music. One second guys, I’ll get to you in a second. Hey, chord boy. Yea I’m talking to you buddy. I just want to have a little chat. Come into the ring. Do you need help from Wardlow to get in the ring, bud? Yea I didn’t think so. You know when Cody decided to talk about my Cross Rhodes, I could’ve swore that I saw you laughing last week, isn’t that the case? Were you laughing? You know what buddy, all is forgiven. All you have to do is kiss the ring.

– MJF drops the production assistant with The Cross Rhodes.

I don’t know roller coaster, that looked pretty good to me. What do you white trash hicks think? Are you guys done? Cody Rhodes, you are without a shadow of doubt, one of the greatest wrestlers of this generation. With a microphone in your hand bud, you’re absolutely untouchable. Well, with the exemption of one guy. And out all of the people, to open your mouth about, you decided to talk about that one guy. To quote a legend, do not throw rocks at a man with a machine gun. And when my mouth opens, these bullets don’t miss. Now, Cody I heard your little business proposal and it was really cute don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed it. But Cody, I don’t need your crap man. I damn sure don’t need your money. Unlike all of them, I got enough money to last me a lifetime.

What I need from you Cody is for you to suffer. But there was one line, you decided to say. You decided to call me, a knockoff Chris Jericho. Oh, you guys like that? You thought that was funny? What an amazing diss Cody. You must have stayed up for hours sweating just to think of that zinger, I mean honestly amazing. Is it because of my scarf? The same scarf, you and these morons so boldly claimed to be fake? Let’s talk about that word, fake. It’s very apropos that you used that word fake because when I think of the word fake, I think of you. I think of that platinum blonde hair that looks like a cat pissed on it. I think of those Gary Busey beaver teeth that I can land a helicopter on. I think of all the times you look at these fans and claim that you care about them.

Well, guess what Cody? There’s one thing about you that’s very real and that’s your shitty little lisp. Aww, suffering succotash, I’m so sorry, did I offend you bud? Are you guys upset? What you gonna do Cody? Gonna fire me? Gonna pull Tony Khan over to the side and get me fired? How about you do that Cody? How about you fire me? Oh wait that’s right, you wont. Because the one thing you want most in this world, is to get your hands on me. And to top that off, you would be letting down each and every single one of these people, who you claim to care about because what they want more than anything is to see us go at it. So you people want to see MJF vs. Cody Rhodes?

You people want to see it? Let me hear it. Well, guess what Cody? You’re on, but Cody I have a couple of stipulations here and I’ll tell you those stipulations. However, I’m not going to tell you those stipulations here in Honkyville, Texas. You guys got a problem with the truth? Cody, I’m gonna give you the stipulations in Jacksonville. One more thing before I leave Cody, I want you to look into the monitor. I know you’re back there like a pit bull on a leash, foaming at the mouth, just praying to god that someone is going to release you, but here’s the thing bud. I want you to remember this, I’m in control now, not you. Because I am better than you and you know it.

Third Match: (0-4) Big Swole vs. (3-3) Emi Sakura 

Swole signals for the test of strength. Greco Roman Knuckle Lock. Swole flexes her muscles. Sakura reverses out of the irish whip from Swole. Swole dives over Sakura. Swole with a forearm smash. Swole with a Cartwheel Hook Kick for a two count. Sakura responds with a Mongolian Chop. Sakura with multiple hair whip takeovers. Sakura toys around with the referee. Swole kicks Sakura in the gut. Sakura yanks on Swole’s hair. Swole with a back fist. Sakura with a drop toe hold. Sakura rakes the back of Swole. Sakura locks in The Romero Special. Sakura dumps Swole back first on the canvas. Sakura applies a wrist lock. Sakura unloads three knife edge chops. Sakura applies the sitting abdominal stretch.

Sakura slams Swole’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Sakura is lighting up Swole’s chest. Swole whips Sakura to the corner. Swole with a running clothesline. Sakura drops Swole with The Sister Abigail. Swole delivers her combination offense. Swole HeadButts Sakura. Swole with a Running European Uppercut. Swole follows that with a WheelBarrow FlatLiner. Swole with a Basement Uppercut for a two count. Sakura responds with a Swinging Reverse NeckBreaker. Freddie Mercury Stomps. Sakura with a Running Crossbody Block in the corner. Sakura hits The Double UnderHook BackBreaker. Sakura grabs her microphone stand. The referee admonishes Sakura. Standing Switch Exchange. Sakura locks in The Cobra Twist. The referee finally grabs the microphone stand.

Sakura blocks a boot from Swole. Swole pays homage to James Brown. Swole Spears Sakura. Sakura launches Swole over the top rope. Swole with an Apron Enzuigiri. Swole goes for a SlingShot Spear, but Sakura counters with a Draping BackBreaker. Sakura lands The Twisting Vader Bomb for a two count. Sakura goes for The MoonSault, but Swole ducks out of the way. Sakura avoids The Pump Kick. Swole with forearm shivers. Swole uppercuts Sakura. Sakura kicks the left hamstring of Swole. Sakura with a knife edge chop. Swole responds with The Pump Kick for a two count. Sakura with a double hand chop for a two count. Swole connects with The Dirty Dancing to pickup the victory.

Winner: (1-4) Big Swole via Pinfall 

PAC Backstage Interview 

Fourth Match: (8-4) Kenny Omega & (5-6) Hangman Page vs. (5-3) Shawn Spears & (2-4) Kip Sabian w/Penelope Ford 

Page and Spears will start things off. Spears tags in Sabian. Ford trips Page from the outside. Sabian with clubbing blows to Page’s back. Sabian with forearm shivers. Page reverses out of the irish whip from Sabian. Sabian leapfrogs over Page. Page drops Sabin with The Big Boot. Page dumps Spears out of the ring. Page tags in Omega. Omega and Page are lighting up Sabian’s chest. Omega with a Running Pendulum BackBreaker for a two count. Omega tags in Page. Omega whips Sabian to the corner. Omega with a Jumping Back Elbow Smash. Sabian side steps Page into the turnbuckles. Spears pulls Omega out of the ring. Sabian is throwing haymakers at Page. Spears goes for a leaping elbow strike, but Page ducks out of the way. Page with two corner clotheslines. Page kicks Spears in the gut. Page delivers a MoonSault off Spears chest for a two count. Page plays to the crowd.

Page with a knife edge chop. Sabian launches Page over the top rope. Page with a straight right hand. Ford continues to run interference. Page with a forearm smash. Spears negates The BuckShot Lariat. Sabian with a Draping Fisherman’s NeckBreaker for a two count. Sabian applies a front face lock. Sabian tags in Spears. Spears and Sabian are cutting the ring in half during the commercial break. Spears slams Page’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Spears repeatedly stomps on Page’s chest. Spears is choking Page with his boot. Spears drops Page with a Swinging NeckBreaker for a two count. Spears mocks Omega. Spears with a knife edge chop. Spears tags in Sabian. Sabian buries his knee into the midsection of Page. Sabian kicks Page in the gut. Sabian tags in Spears. Spears with a southpaw haymaker. Spears hammers down on the back of Page’s neck. Spears ducks a clothesline from Page. Spears with a Snap NeckBreaker onto the knee for a two count.

Spears argues with the referee. Spears goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Page lands back on his feet. Page knocks Sabian off the ring apron. Page kicks Spears in the face. Sabian pulls Page out of the ring. Page ducks a clothesline from Sabian. Page side steps Spears into the turnbuckles. Omega and Sabian are tagged in. Omega with two double sledges. Sabian kicks Omega in the gut. Omega responds with a Double Low Dropkick. Omega hits The Double Kotaro Krusher. Omega is fired up. Omega prepares for The Rise Of The Terminator. Ford stops Omega in his tracks. Spears nails Omega with The BackStabber. Sabian follows that with a SpringBoard Missile Dropkick for a two count. Omega unloads two knife edge chops. Sabian with a Running Hurricanrana. Omega launches Sabian over the top rope. Sabian with an Apron Enzuigiri.

Page avoids The PK. Ford with a Flying Hurricanrana off the ring apron. Sabian drops Omega with The Tornado DDT for a two count. The referee is distracted by Spears. Sabian with a Step Up Enzuigiri in the corner. Ford with a HandSpring Back Elbow Smash. Sabian hits The Fisherman’s Suplex for a two count. Sabian goes for Deathly Hollows, but Omega lands back on his feet. V-Trigger 1. Omega goes for a Snap Dragon Suplex, but Sabian counters with a Step Up Enzuigiri. V-Trigger 2. The lights go out in the building. Joey Janela has Tully Blanchard tied up to a steel chair on the stage. Spears and Janela starts brawling towards the backstage area. Omega ducks a clothesline from Sabian. Omega with The Snap Dragon Suplex. V-Trigger 3. Page tags himself in. Page connects with The Buckshot Lariat to pickup the victory.

Winner: (9-4) Kenny Omega & (6-6) Hangman Page via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: (3-5) Sammy Guevara vs. (2-3) Luchasaurus w/The Jurassic Express 

Chris Jericho joins the commentary team for this match. Guevara slaps Luchasaurus in the face. Luchasaurus launches Guevara to the corner. Guevara dropkicks Luchasaurus. Guevara with a running shoulder block. Guevara with an Apron Enzuigiri. Guevara dives over Luchasaurus. Guevara ducks two clotheslines from Luchasaurus. Guevara goes for a Hurricanrana, but Luchasaurus blocks it. Guevara fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Guevarea side steps Luchasaurus into the turnbuckles. Guevara repeatedly kicks the left hamstring of Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus with The Big Boot that sends Guevara crashing to the outside.

Luchasaurus blasts Guevara with a knife edge chop. Luchasaurus dumps Guevara face first on the ring apron. Luchasaurus throws Guevara back into the ring. Guevara with Two Step Up Enzuigiri’s. Guevara with a SpringBoard Dropkick. Guevara hits The Fosbury Flop. Guevara with clubbing blows to Luchasaurus back. Guevara starts vlogging. Guevara is throwing haymakers at Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus delivers his combination offense. Luchasaurus with a WheelBarrow Suplex. Luchasaurus with a Rolling HeadScissors TakeDown. Luchasaurus goes for The ChokeSlam, but Guevara lands back on his feet.

Guevara with a Spinning Heel Kick. Guevara with a Jumping Knee Strike. Guevara follows that with another Step Up Enzuigiri. Luchasaurus SuperKicks Guevara. Luchasaurus goes for The SpineBuster, but Guevara counters with a DDT. Luchasaurus avoids The Double MoonSault. Luchasaurus with a Big Boot. Luchasaurus connects with The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus plants Guevara with The TombStone Slam to pickup the victory. After the match, Jericho and Jake Hager attacks Luchasaurus from behind. Jungle Boy is throwing haymakers at Jericho. Hager and Luchasaurus are brawling on the outside. Jungle Boy skins the cat. Jungle Boy drops Jericho with a Hurricanrana.

Winner: (3-3) Luchasaurus via Pinfall 

– Next week on AEW Dynamite, Kenny Omega & Hangman Page battles The Lucha Brothers. Britt Baker vs. Kris Statlander in a Number One Contender’s Match For The AEW Women’s World Championship. Plus the main event, Chris Jericho vs. Jungle Boy.

Sixth Match: (8-4) The Young Bucks vs. (4-2) Santana & Ortiz in a Texas Street Fight. The Winners Will Battle SoCal Uncensored Next Week For The AEW World Tag Team Championship 

Santana & Ortiz attacks The Young Bucks before the bell rings. Sammy Guevara and Brandon Cutler joins the fray. Ortiz whips Cutler with the slap jack. Santana and Ortiz PowerBombs Cutler through the stage. Santana launches Matt Jackson off the stage. Santana is choking Nick Jackson with his boot. Matt with Two SuperKicks. Young Bucks wipes out Guevara with The Indy Taker on the ramp. Stereo SuperKicks to Ortiz. Nick puts Ortiz through a table with a Swanton Bomb off the entrance portal for a two count. Matt with a running clothesline to Santana. Nick follows that with an Elevated Dropkick. Young Bucks gets distracted by SCU who’s scouting their competition.

Santana is throwing haymakers at Matt. Santana with a Big Boot. Santana SuperKicks Nick. Santana continues to hit Young Bucks with the slap jack. Ortiz puts a trash can over Nick’s head. Santana delivers multiple kendo stick shots. Matt starts wearing a Dallas Cowboy helmet. Santana kicks Matt in the gut. Matt with a Double Spear. Santana drives the helmet into the midsection of Matt. Santana dumps the helmet out of the ring. Matt hits The Locomotion Northern Lights Suplex. Matt sends Santana crashing through the table on the outside. Ortiz puts Matt through the table on the other side of the ring. Ortiz wraps this sequence with a Cannonball Senton through a table. Ortiz attacks Young Bucks with the kendo stick.

Ortiz goes for a DeadLift Suplex, but Matt blocks it. Santana attacks Matt from behind. Ortiz with The SpineBuster. Santana with an Elevated Senton Splash. Santana follows that with a SpringBoard MoonSault. Ortiz hooks the leg for a two count. Santana and Ortiz uses a metal cookie sheet as a weapon. Santana and Ortiz goes for a Double SuperPlex, but Matt gets in the way. Matt lays the trash can on Ortiz stomach. Matt with a Flying Crossbody Block to the floor. Nick lands The 450 Splash for a two count. Jake Hager pulls the referee out of the ring. Nick inadvertently nails Referee Rick Knox with The PK. Dustin Rhodes and Hager are trading back and forth shots on the ramp. Young Bucks with a BuckleBomb/Apron Enzuigiri Combination.

Nick nails Santana with the metal cookie sheet. Referee Aubrey Edwards enters the match. Young Bucks connects with The More Bang For Your Buck for a two count. Santana dropkicks Nick off the apron. Matt is displaying his fighting spirit. Ortiz low blows Matt. Santana and Ortiz with The Street Sweeper on the trash can. Nick pulls referee Edwards out of the ring. Santana rolls Nick back into the ring. Ortiz is wearing down Nick with the slap jack. Ortiz goes for a PowerBomb, but Nick lands back on his feet. Matt sends Santana crashing through the table on the floor. Nick with a Rising Knee Strike. Nick follows that with a Running Bulldog into two steel chairs. SuperKick Party in Garland. Young Bucks plants Ortiz with The Meltzer Driver on the chairs to pickup the victory.

After the match, SCU stares down The Young Bucks to close the show.

Winner: (9-4) The Young Bucks via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez