IMPACT Wrestling Results (11/26/19): Julian Cumberbund vs. Downtown Daddy Brown

IMPACT Wrestling Results 11/26/19
Don Kolov Arena
Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

“IMPACT Provincial Wrestling Federation”

Commentators: Giuseppe Scovelli Jr (Josh Mathews) & Sexton Hardcastle (Don Callis)

First Match: Rip Rayzor (Ace Austin) vs. Rapid Delivery Pete (Rich Swann) 

Does Rayzor want a piece of pizza? Where’s the pineapple? Pete applies a side headlock. Rayzor reverses the hold. Pete drops Rayzor with a shoulder tackle. Pete is competing in flip flops. Rayzor trips Pete. Test Of Strength. Rayzor rakes the chest of Pete. Rayzor with a side headlock takeover. Rayzor drives his knee into the midsection of Pete. Rayzor with a Hip Lock TakeOver. Rayzor backs Pete into the turnbuckles.

The referee calls for a clean break. Rayzor with a deep arm-drag. Rayzor applies an arm-bar. Pete with heavy bodyshots. Rayzor rakes the eyes of Pete. Rayzor bodyslams Pete for a two count. Rayzor applies a rear chin lock. Pete gets back to a vertical base. Pete with a Flying Hip Lock. Pete follows that with a deep arm-drag. Pete dropkicks Rayzor. Pete bodyslams Rayzor. Pete connects with The Special Delivery Splash to pickup the victory.

Winner: Rapid Delivery Pete (Rich Swann) via Pinfall 

– The Hard Workers Vignette.

Julian Cumberbun (Ethan Page), Sonny Sanders (Sami Callihan), and Downtown Daddy Brown (Willie Mack) Interview 

Xcessive Force Interview (D-Lo Brown & Fallah Bahh) 

Second Match: The Hard Workers (The Deaners) vs. Xcessive Force (D-Lo Brown & Fallah Bahh) 

Xcessive Force attacks The Hard Workers before the bell rings. Pummel with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Double Shoulder Block. Stereo HeadButts. Pummel drops Oats with a tomahawk chop. Pummel levels Oats with a Body Avalanche. Pummel tags in Plunder. Plunder punches Oats in the chest. Plunder with Two HeadButts. Oats is throwing haymakers at Plunder. Plunder goes for a Fallaway Slam, but Hall counters with a Dropkick. Oats with the cover for a one count. Pummel attacks Oats behind the referee’s back. Plunder walks over Oats. Plunder tags in Pummel. Pummel knocks Hall off the ring apron. Pummel HeadButts Oats.

Pummel applies a nerve hold. Xcessive Force are cutting the ring in half. Pummel goes for a Bodyslam, but Oats lands back on his feet. Oats crawls under Pummel. Oats tags in Hall. Hall ducks a clothesline from Pummel. Hall goes after Plunder. Hall with rapid fire haymakers. Xcessive Force answers with a double gut punch. Hall with a Double Lariat. Hall bodyslams Pummel. Hall unloads a series of right jabs. Hall tags in Oats. Pummel with an Atomic Drop. Hall goes for a sunset flip, but Pummel stands still. Oats rolls Pummel over to pickup the victory.

Winner: The Hard Workers (The Deaners) via Pinfall 

Third Match: Johnny Swinger vs. Buck Gunderson 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Swinger rakes the back of Gunderson. Swinger with a running corner clothesline. Swinger with a Back Body Drop. Swinger slams Gunderson’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Swinger abuses the referee’s five count. Swinger rams Gunderson’s face across the top rope. Swinger stomps on the midsection of Gunderson. Swinger flexes his muscles. Swinger with two forearm smashes. Gunderson decks Swinger with a back elbow smash. Gunderson transitions into a corner mount. Swinger with a Modified Atomic Drop. Swinger connects with The Swinger NeckBreaker to pickup the victory.

Winner: Johnny Swinger via Pinfall 

– Frank The Butcher (Rhino) Vignette.

The Rough Riders Interview 

Fourth Match: Jazzy Fitbody (Madison Rayne) vs. Agnes Beerhart 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Beerhart applies a hammerlock. Fitbody with a snap mare takeover. Beerhart applies a wrist lock. Fitbody runs around Beerheart. Fitbody with a Bicycle Kick. Fitbody is distracted by Sebastian Baker (Jimmy Jacobs). Beerhart with Two Biel Throws. Beerhart with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a two count. Beerhart applies a rear chin lock. Fitbody gets back to a vertical base. Fitbody with heavy bodyshots. Fitbody ducks a clothesline from Beerhart. Fitbody drops Beerhart with a Spinning FaceBuster. Fitbody with forearm shivers. Fitbody clotheslines Beerhart. Fitbody is starting to build momentum. Fitbody starts running on Beerhart’s back. Fitbody with a Flying Splash off the second rope to pickup the victory.

Winner: Jazzy Fitbody (Madison Rayne) via Pinfall 

Fifth Match: Tim Burr (Josh Alexander), Jim Nasium (Dezmond Xavier), Bill Ding (Trey Miguel), and Ray Strack (Zachary Wentz) vs. The Rough Riders (Tessa Blanchard, Jordynne Grace, Jessica Havok, and Alexia Nicole) in a 8 Person Tag Team Match 

Ding and Blanchard will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Blanchard applies a side headlock. Ding whips Blanchard across the ring. Ding drops down on the canvas. Ding leapfrogs over Blanchard. Blanchard lunges over Ding. Ding puts on his construction helmet in the corner. Blanchard SuperKicks Ding. Strack and Grace are tagged in. Strack talks smack to Grace. Strack ducks a series of clotheslines from Grace. Strack goes for a sunset flip, but Grace rolls back onto her feet. Strack avoids The RoundHouse Kick. Strack rolls Grace over for a two count. Grace drops Strack with a shoulder tackle. Strack takes a pit stop on the outside.

Nasium and Nicole are tagged in. Nasium with a single leg takedown. Nasium blows his whistle. Nasium starts doing pushups. Nasium with a double leapfrog. Nasium starts doing jumping jacks. Nicole with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Nicole dropkicks Nasium. Nasium calls a timeout. Burr and Havok are tagged in. Burr runs into Havok. Havok applies a Bear Hug. Burr decks Havok with a back elbow smash. Burr with Two Flying Double Axe Handle Strikes for a two count. Havok drives her knee into the midsection of Burr.

Havok blasts Burr with a knife edge chop. Havok is lighting up Burr’s chest in the corner. Havok tags in Nicole. Nicole gets Burr in the electric chair position. Burr lands back on his feet. Burr tags in Strack. SuperKick Party. Strack with Three Stinger Splashes. Strack follows that with a Jumping Knee Strike. Strack hits The PK for a two count. Strack goes for a Flying Splash, but Blanchard ducks out of the way. Rough Riders clears the ring. Blanchard plants Strack with The Buzzsaw DDT to pickup the victory.

Winner: The Rough Riders (Tessa Blanchard, Jordynne Grace, Jessica Havok, and Alexia Nicole) via Pinfall 

The $300,000 Bodyslam Challenge 

Captain Joystick (Joey Ryan), Miss Mile High (Kiera Hogan) and DJ 2 Large (Moose) Segment 

Sixth Match: Cowboy Colt McCoy (Eddie Edwards) vs. Gama Singh w/Dada Singh in a Blindfold Match 

Dada Singh is running interference. Dada Singh argues with the referee. That allows Gama to sucker punch McCoy behind the referee’s back. Singh is putting the boots to McCoy. Singh goes for a single leg trip, but McCoy holds onto the ropes. Singh is swinging at air. McCoy trips Singh. Singh avoids a big foot stomp. Dada Singh continues to hop on the ring apron. McCoy finally knocks Dada Singh off the apron. Edwards connects with a Swinging Cutter to pickup the victory.

Winner: Cowboy Colt McCoy (Eddie Edwards) via Pinfall 

Seventh Match: Julian Cumberbund (c) w/Sonny Sanders vs. Downtown Daddy Brown (Willie Mack) in a Loser Leaves Town Match For The International Commonwealth Television Championship 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Brown backs Cumberbund into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Cumberbund with a straight right hand. Cumberbund is throwing haymakers at Brown. Brown with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Brown follows that with a Standard Atomic Drop. Brown is teeing off on Cumberbund. Cumberbund spills to the floor. Sanders stops Brown in his tracks. Sanders nearly hits Brown with the tennis racket. Cumberbund sits with the fans. Brown rolls Cumberbund back into the ring. Cumberbund begs for mercy.  Brown with rapid fire jabs. Cumberbund kicks Brown in the gut. Brown with a running clothesline. Sanders nails Brown with the tennis racket behind the referee’s back.

Cumberbund with the cover for a two count. Cumberbund applies an illegal choke hold. Cumberbund dumps Brown out of the ring. Sanders repeatedly stomps on Brown’s chest. Sanders rolls Brown back into the ring. Wishbone Attack. Cumberbund applies a Figure Four Leg Lock. Brown refuses to quit. Cumberbund uses the bottom rope for leverage. Brown and Cumberbund are trading back and forth shots. Cumerbund hammers down on the back of Brown’s neck. Sanders continues to cheat. Brown rolls Cumberbund over for a two count. Cumberbund has complete control of the match.

Cumberbund repeatedly whips Brown into the turnbuckles. Cumberbund goes for a Stinger Splash, but Brown ducks out of the way. Brown with rapid fire jabs. Brown shakes his hips. Brown drops Cumberbund with a running elbow smash. Brown with a running elbow drop for a two count. Cumberbund had his foot on the bottom rope. The referee is distracted by Sanders. Cumberbund nails Brown with the tv title for a two count. Cumberbund knocks Brown off the ring apron. Brown rolls Cumberbund over to pickup the victory.

Winner: New International Commonwealth Television Champion, Downtown Daddy Brown via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez