AEW Dynamite Results (11/13/19): SoCal Uncensored vs. Chris Jericho & Sammy Guevara

AEW Dynamite
November 13, 2019
Municipal Auditorium
Nashville, Tennessee

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (1-1-1) Jon Moxley vs. (1-1) Michael Nakazawa 

Nakazawa with forearm shivers. Nakazawa uppercuts Moxley. Nakazawa with a chop/forearm combination. Moxley clothesline Nakazawa. Moxley with a running forearm smash. Moxley with a corner clothesline. Moxley is mauling Nakazawa in the corner. Nakazawa kicks Moxley in the jaw. Nakazawa decks Moxley with a back elbow smash. Moxley ducks a clothesline from Nakazawa. Moxley plants Nakazawa with The Death Rider to pickup the victory.

Winner: (2-1-1) Jon Moxley via Pinfall 

Jon Moxley Promo

So that one counts right? I am a lot of things, and say whatever you want about me, but I am not a lair. I told you exactly what was going to happen at Full Gear. I delivered as advertised, as promised. Kenny Omega will never be the same again. Now Kenny, you are one radical son of a bitch. Our personal differences notwithstanding, I do respect you because you had the balls to do something I think nobody else in AEW has the balls to do anymore. I don’t think anybody in that dressing room has the balls to every step in the ring with me. Can’t nobody run or hide forever. I’m on a pilgrimage to scorch the earth of AEW, one broken neck at a time, until i’m the last man standing.

I don’t care how long it takes. If there’s anybody out there that wants to test themselves, confront their own mortality, confront the only man that presents real danger in this ring, let me know. Anybody out there who’s listening in AEW, just say the word and I’ll be happy to let you know exactly where you stand on the food chain. Just do me a favor, if you’re going to step in the ring with me, kiss your loves ones goodbye before you leave the house. Have an ambulance on speed dial and when it’s all over, nobody ask me for any damn apologies.

Second Match: (3-2) The Dark Order vs. (0-2) The Jurassic Express 

Evil Uno and Marko Stunt will start things off. Stunt with rapid fire haymakers. Stunt ducks a clothesline from Uno. Stunt kicks the left hamstring of Uno. Stunt tags in Jungle Boy. Stunt with an Arm-Drag TakeOver. Uno tags in Grayson. Jungle Boy with a side headlock takeover. Grayson answers with the headscissors escape. Grayson avoids The RoundHouse Kick. Jungle Boy with a Hurricanrana. Jungle Boy dropkicks Grayson. Jungle Boy tags in Stunt. Grayson reverses out of the irish whip from Stunt. Grayson leapfrogs over Stunt. Stunt with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Stunt makes another quick tag to Jungle Boy.

Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. Stunt with a HeadScissors TakeOver. Stunt with a Running Cannonball Senton off Jungle Boy’s back for a two count. Jungle Boy applies a wrist lock. Jungle Boy tags in Stunt. Stunt with a Flying Double Foot Stomp. Stunt applies a side headlock. Stunt is distracted by Uno. Grayson attacks Stunt from behind. Grayson tags in Uno. O’Connor Roll Exchange. Uno drops Stunt with The Mid-Kick. Uno bodyslams Stunt. Uno goes for The Swanton Bomb, but Stunt ducks out of the way. Uno rolls Stunt over for a two count. Uno tags in Grayson. Uno with a Pendulum BackBreaker. Grayson follows that with a SlingShot Senton on the ring apron. Grayson stops Uno in his tracks. The Dark Order are cutting the ring in half.

Stunt is displaying his fighting spirit. Uno with a knife edge chop. Uno tugs on Stunt’s hair. Uno drags Stunt to the corner. Uno tags in Grayson. Grayson applies a front face lock. Grayson with a Delayed Vertical Suplex for a two count. Stunt kicks Grayson in the face. Grayson drives Stunt chest first into the turnbuckles. Grayson tags in Uno. Uno with a running back elbow smash. Stunt kicks Uno in the gut. Uno goes for The Stinger Splash, but Stunt ducks out of the way. Grayson tags himself in. Uno with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Dark Order hits their Side Walk Slam/SpringBoard Elbow Drop Combination for a two count. Stunt slaps Uno in the face. Uno responds with a Big Boot for a two count. Uno flexes his muscles. Uno with a Fallaway Slam for a two count. Stunt is throwing haymakers at Uno. Stunt creates distance with a Spinning FlatLiner. Grayson pulls Jungle Boy off the ring apron. Jungle Boy ducks a clothesline from Grayson. Jungle Boy with a SuperMan Punch.

Stunt tags in Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy ducks two clotheslines from Uno. Jungle Boy lands The Suicide Dive. Jungle Boy decks Uno with a back elbow smash. Jungle Boy with a Running European Uppercut. Following a snap mare takeover, Jungle Boy with a Running PK for a two count. Jungle Boy follows that with a Back Flip Double Knee Drop for a two count. Uno shoves Jungle Boy into Stunt. Uno tags in Grayson. Stereo SuperKicks from Jurassic Express. Stunt dropkicks Uno. Stunt slips on the top rope. Stunt with a SpringBoard Dragon-Rana for a two count. Jungle Boy dumps Grayson out of the ring. Dark Order catches Jungle Boy in mid-air. Dark Order with a Pump Kick/Jumping Knee Strike Combination. Grayson with a Torture Rack BackBreaker. Grayson tags in Uno. Dark Order plants Stunt with The Fatality to pickup the victory.

Winner: (4-2) The Dark Order via Pinfall 

Third Match: (4-2) Shawn Spears w/Tully Blanchard vs. (0-3) Peter Avalon w/Leva Bates vs. (3-3-1) Darby Allin in a Triple Threat Match 

Spears talks smack to Allin. Avalon goes for a Flying Crossbody Block, but Allin and Spears ducks out of the way. Allin dumps Avalon out of the ring. Spears attacks Allin from behind. Spears slams Allin’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Spears kicks Allin in the gut. Spears goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Allin lands back on his feet. Allin ducks a clothesline from Spears. Allin shows off his speed and athleticism. Spears reverses out of the irish whip from Allin. Allin with a SpringBoard Arm-Drag TakeOver. Avalon applies a waist lock. Avalon goes for an O’Connor Roll, but Allin holds onto the ropes.

Allin launches Avalon over the top rope. Allin dropkicks Avalon off the ring apron. Spears shoves Allin off the top turnbuckle. Spears with a SitOut FaceBuster for a two count. Spears repeatedly stomps on Allin’s chest. Spears is choking Allin with his boot. Spears drops Allin with a knife edge chop. Spears dumps Avalon back first on the ring apron. Spears starts brawling with Joey Janela. Allin decks Avalon with a back elbow smash. Allin dives over Avalon. Allin with an O’Connor Roll for a two count. Allin side steps Avalon into the turnbuckles. Allin connects with The Flipping Stunner. Allin lands The Coffin Drop to pickup the victory.

Winner: (4-3-1) Darby Allin via Pinfall 

– AEW Dark Vignette.

– Dustin Rhodes will return in three weeks. 

– Next week we’ll see the first ever Dynamite Dozen Battle Royal. 

Fourth Match: (2-3) Nyla Rose vs. (0-0) Dani Jordyn 

Jordyn with rapid fire haymakers. Rose decks Jordyn with a back elbow smash. Jordyn slides under Rose. Jordyn with forearm shivers. Rose drops Jordyn with The Big Boot. Rose goes for The ChokeSlam, but Jordyn lands back on her feet. Jordyn slaps Rose in the face. Rose is pissed. Rose clotheslines Jordyn. Rose whips Jordyn back first into the turnbuckles. Rose delivers a gut punch. Rose levels Jordyn with a Body Avalanche. Rose hits The Samoan Drop. Rose plants Jordyn with The Beast Bomb to pickup the victory. 

Winner: (3-3) Nyla Rose via Pinfall 

Allie, Awesome Kong, and Brandi Rhodes Segment 

Chris Jericho, MJF, Cody Rhodes and Wardlow Segment 

Chris Jericho: Much to the chagrin for everybody here in Nashville, Chris Jericho is still le champion. Once again I proved to be exactly what I say that I am. I am the greatest of all time baby. I demand a thank you from every single member of the AEW Roster, the back office, the side office, and the front office. I want my thank you from people that matter, not jackasses from Nashville. I have beaten everybody that AEW has put in front of me. That includes The Young Bucks, Dustin Rhodes, Kenny Omega, Hangman Page, and Cody Rhodes. I told you that I was going to prove that Cody is not as good as he thinks he is. He’s nothing more than an entitled millennial son of a bitch.

MJF: Christopher buddy, we’ll talk in a bit, I got something to get off my chest okay. You people don’t like me very much, do you? Are you upset cause I threw the towel in? Is that it? What you people seem to not understand is that if I didn’t throw in the towel, your favorite little wrestler’s career would be over. And yet you want to boo me as if i’m the villain. Meanwhile, you people have been cheering for the real villain the whole time. And that villain’s name is Cody. MJF what do you mean?

Cody’s in my living room every week, he’s a stand up guy. Do you guys love Cody Rhodes? Well guess what? Cody couldn’t give less of a shit about any single one of you. Because the real Cody only cares about himself. Yet you sheep don’t want to believe that. There’s only one person that knows the real Cody and you’re looking at him. The real Cody is a lair. The real Cody is a user and an abuser. Cody saw a bright eyed young bushy tail kid from Long Island, New York and all he saw was someone he could make into his puppet.

And that sociopath put his hand down with a smile on his face and said, hey kid I can want to be your mentor. You know what’s bullshit? The fact that Cody Rhodes ever claimed that he give a damn about me because Cody only wanted to put me underneath his thumb. Well guess what blondie? Your thumb is not big enough to hold me down. And that’s why you’re looking at the new face of AEW. Because Cody Rhodes, i’m better than you and you know it. Chant his name all you want, he’s not here and he doesn’t care about you. Now Christopher, before we start talking, I’m a big fan of yours. If I had to make a mount rushmore of professional wrestling, you would be my third of fourth installment. But I heard from a little birdie that you wanted me to join The Inner Circle.

Chris Jericho: It’s kinda interesting that you said that, Maxwell. Cause I heard from a little birdie that you wanted to join The Inner Circle.

MJF: Christopher I’m starting to think that you want me to join The Inner Circle.

Chris Jericho: Do you want to join The Inner Circle?

MJF: We’re getting repetitive now. Listen Chris-Cross Apple Sauce, I’m sure you really would love me to join your little circle jerk. Sorry freudian slip, respect to the champion. Let me take a step back. Chris I heard that you like to partake in a little bit of the bubbly. But i’m starting to think just like all these inbred white trash redneck hicks, you might enjoy drinking too much. For you to assume that I, MJF, the youngest and fastest rising star in history of professional wrestling needs you? That’s just a little odd.

Chris Jericho: That’s funny because I think that you might want to be a little bit like Chris Jericho, is that true? Think about it. We’re from Long Island. Both have three letter nicknames. Both love scarfs, funny guys, crushingly handsome. It’s almost like your parents got horny while they were watching me whoop Juventud Guerrera 25 years ago on WCW Saturday Night and nine months later, your little twerp ass popped out.

MJF: Who the hell is Juvy?

Chris Jericho: Google it. Point being is this, I can understand why you want to be in the inner circle. Cause just being in the ring with Chris Jericho puts you on a higher level. So let me ask you again. Do you want to be in The Inner Circle?

-Jericho and MJF starts bickering with each other. Do you know who’s the biggest jackass in AEW? Cody Rhodes. Cody appears on the stage and he’s livid. Rhodes kicks MJF in the gut. Rhodes with a drop down uppercut. Rhodes PowerSlams Jericho. Wardlow clotheslines Rhodes. Wardlow plants Rhodes with The Spinning Fireman’s Carry Slam. Wardlow wraps a tie around Rhodes neck. Wardlow starts choking Rhodes to close the segment.

Fifth Match: (3-2-1) PAC vs. (5-4) Hangman Page 

Pac with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Page avoids The Black Arrow. Pac with Two Spinning Back Kicks. Pac with a Running Boot. Pac hits The Fosbury Flop. Pac lands The Asai MoonSault. Pac rolls Page back into the ring. Pac goes for The Shooting Star Press, but Page ducks out of the way. Page with a Corner Dropkick. Page lands The Suicide Dive. Page with a Pop Up PowerBomb for a two count. Forearm Exchange. Page with a knife edge chop. Pac kicks Page in the face. Page with a Big Boot in mid-air for a two count. Page unloads two knife edge chops. Page puts Pac on the top turnbuckle. Page goes for The SuperPlex, but Pac blocks it.

Pac HeadButts Page. Pac delivers Two Missile Dropkicks for a two count. Pac kicks Page in the chest. Pac with a Running Pump Kick. Page drives Pac spine first into the ring apron. Page drops Pac with The Asai MoonSault. Page rolls Pac back into the ring. Pac SuperKicks Page. Pac is choking Page with his boot. Pac applies a rear chin lock. Page gets back to a vertical base. Page with three knife edge chops. Page with a Running Clothesline. Pac and Page are trading back and forth shots. Pac launches Page over the top rope. Pac SuperKicks Page. Page responds with a Discus Forearm Smash.

Pac with a Snap German Suplex. Pac goes for a Release German Suplex, but Page lands back on his feet. Page with an Inside Out Lariat. Standing Switch Exchange. Page denies the low blow. Pac with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Pac rolls Page over for a two count. Page SuperKicks Pac. Pac regroups on the outside. Pac kicks Page in the gut. Page drills Pac with The Brain Buster on the floor. Page rolls Pac back into the ring. Page hits The Buckshot Lariat for a two count. Pac fires back with Two Pump Kicks. Pac repeatedly stomps on the back Page’s head. The referee admonishes Pac. Pac connects with The Black Arrow. Pac makes Page pass out to The Brutalizer.

Winner: (4-2-1) PAC via Submission 

– Next week on AEW Dynamite, Santana & Ortiz will battle Private Party. Jon Moxley will take on Darby Allin.

Sixth Match: (8-3) SoCal Uncensored (c) w/Christopher Daniels vs. (7-0) Chris Jericho & (3-3) Sammy Guevara w/Jake Hager For The AEW World Tag Team Championship 

Kazarian and Jericho will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Kazarian backs Jericho into the turnbuckles. Jericho argues with the referee. Lockup in the center of the ring. Kazarian ducks a clothesline from Jericho. Kazarian with two deep arm-drags. Kazarian applies an arm-bar. Jericho with a forearm smash. Jericho unloads two knife edge chops. Kazarian slips over Jericho’s back. Kazarian dropkicks Jericho. Jericho tags in Guevara. Kazarian with an arm-drag takeover. Kazarian applies another arm-bar. Kazarian brings Guevara to the corner. Kazarian tags in Sky. Sky with a Flying Double Axe Handle Strike. Sky with a Pendulum BackBreaker for a one count. SCU are cutting the ring in half.

Sky drop toe holds Guevara into a SlingShot Leg Drop from Kazarian for a two count. Guevara drives his knee into the midsection of Kazarian. Guevara leapfrogs over Kazarian. Kazarian sends Guevara to the second rope. Sky kicks Guevara in the face. Kazarian follows that with a German Suplex. Kazarian kicks Jericho in the gut. Sky dropkicks Jericho to the floor. Kazarian ducks a clothesline from Jericho. Kazarian delivers his combination offense for a two count. Kazarian is throwing haymakers at Guevara. Kazarian knocks Jericho off the ring apron. Jericho trips Kazarian from the outside. Guevara with a Running Shooting Star Press for a one count. Guevara tags in Jericho.

Jericho walks over Kazarian. Hager attacks Kazarian behind the referee’s back. Jericho with a Belly to Back Suplex for a two count. Slap Exchange. Jericho with a running knee lift. Jericho with a basement dropkick. Jericho tags in Guevara. Guevara pump kicks the midsection of Kazarian. Guevara with a Squat Samoan Drop. Kazarian rolls Guevara over for a two count. Kazarian ducks a clothesline from Guevara. Kazarian applies a waist lock. Guevara decks Kazarian with a back elbow smash. Guevara dives over Kazarian. Guevara dropkicks Kazarian into the turnbuckles. Inner Circle Pose. Following a snap mare takeover, Guevara applies a rear chin lock. Kazarian with heavy bodyshots. Guevara with a Standing Spanish Fly.

Guevara goes for The Shooting Star Press, but Kazarian ducks out of the way. Guevara goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Kazarian lands back on his feet. Kazarian ducks a clothesline from Guevara. Kazarian tags in Sky. Sky with two clotheslines. Sky with a Diving Back Elbow Smash. Sky kicks Guevara in the chest. Sky with two dropkicks. Guevara reverses out of the irish whip from Sky. Sky hits The SpineBuster. Sky with a Hangman’s NeckBreaker for a two count. Guevara fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Guevara with a Jumping Knee Strike. Sky responds with a Running Boot. Sky with a SlingShot Cutter for a two count. Sky applies The Dragon Sleeper. Jericho slaps Sky in the face. Jericho launches Kazarian over the top rope. Kazarian with a Guillotine Leg Drop. SCU goes for The SC U Later, but Hager pulls Kazarian out of the ring. Hager clotheslines Kazarian on the floor.

Sky rolls Guevara over for a two count. Hager catches Christopher Daniels in mid-air. Hager whips Daniels into two steel chairs. Guevara drops Sky with a Spinning Hook Kick. Guevara tags in Jericho. Jericho with two knife edge chops. Sky with a Lou Thez Press. Sky transitions into a ground and pound attack. Sky with a Spinning Back Kick. Sky with a Running Double Foot Stomp. Sky connects with The TKO for a two count. Jericho goes for a dropkick, but Sky holds onto the ropes. Sky goes for The Savage Elbow, but Jericho ducks out of the way. Jericho goes for The LionSault, but Sky gets his knees up in the air. Jericho with a forearm shot across the back of Sky. Jericho nails Sky with The CodeBreaker for a two count. Sky with an inside cradle to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still AEW World Tag Team Champions, (9-3) SoCal Uncensored via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez