AEW Dynamite Results (10/30/19): SoCal Uncensored vs. The Lucha Bros

AEW Dynamite
October 30, 2019
Charleston Coliseum
Charleston, West Virginia

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

– This weeks episode is sponsored by Rick and Morty.

First Match: (2-2) Sammy Guevara vs. (3-3) Hangman Page 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Page backs Guevara into the ropes. The referee calls for a clean break. Guevara talks smack to Page. Guevara avoids The Big Boot. Page unloads two knife edge chops. Guevara ducks a clothesline from Page. Page drops Guevara with The Big Boot. Page applies a wrist lock. Page with a Vertical Suplex for a one count. Guevara applies a side headlock. Page goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Guevara lands back on his feet. Guevara leapfrogs over Page. Guevara with a Back Flip Dropkick. Guevara takes a bow.

Guevara with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a one count. Guevara with a chop/forearm combination. Page reverses out of the irish whip from Guevara. Page with a double throat thrust. Page slaps Guevara in the face. Guevara with a Pump Kick. Guevara goes for a Flying Crossbody Block, but Page counters with The Fallaway Slam. Page clotheslines Guevara over the top rope. Guevara dumps Page back first on the ring apron. Guevara whips Page into the steel barricade. Guevara rolls Page back into the ring. Page with a knife edge chop. Guevara answers with a forearm smash. Guevara with The Samoan Drop for a two count. Guevara tease a dive. Guevara slaps Page in the face.

Page is pissed. Page with an open hand chop. Page with a straight right hand. Page ducks a clothesline from Guevara. Counter Display. Guevara SuperKicks Page. Page responds with a Discus Lariat. Page with a corner clothesline. Page follows that with a Big Boot. Page with a Saito Suplex. Guevara rolls himself to the apron. Guevara negates The Dead Eye. Guevara with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Page hits The Side Walk Slam on the apron. Page with a Pop Up PowerBomb for a two count. Page dumps Guevara out of the ring. Page lands The Triangle MoonSault. Page rolls Guevara back into the ring. Page avoids The Spinning Back Fist. Guevara with a Jumping Knee Strike. Page responds with The Rolling Elbow. Page connects with The Buckshot Lariat to pickup the victory.

Winner: (4-3) Hangman Page via Pinfall 

Second Match: (0-0) Shanna vs. (1-1) Hikaru Shida 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Standing Switch Exchange. Shanna applies a wrist lock. Shida reverses the hold. Shanna with two deep arm-drags. Shanna with a Spinning Back Kick. Shanna follows that with a Flipping NeckBreaker for a one count. Shida kicks Shanna in the gut. Shanna dumps Shida out of the ring. Shida drives her knee into the midsection of Shanna. Shida grabs a steel chair. Shida with a Flying Knee Strike off the chair. Shida rolls Shanna back into the ring. Shida with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Shida with a BackBreaker for a one count. Shida with clubbing blows to the lower back of Shanna. Shida drops Shanna with The Rising Knee Strike for a two count.

Shanna with shots to the midsection of Shida. Shida fires back with more Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Shida applies a front face lock. Shanna with an inside cradle for a two count. Shida is throwing forearms at Shanna. Shida goes for The Brain Buster, but Shanna lands back on her feet. Chop/Forearm Exchange. Shida with a Running Hurricanrana. Shanna responds with a HeadScissors TakeOver. Shanna with a running forearm smash for a two count. Shanna with a Lifting Double UnderHook FaceBuster for a two count. Shanna plays to the crowd. Shida has shanna perched on the top turnbuckle. Shanna and Shida are trading back and forth shots.

Shida goes for The Vertical Suplex, but Shanna blocks it. Shanna HeadButts Shida. Shanna gets Shida tied in the tree of woe. Shanna with a Flying Double Foot Stomp for a two count. Shanna delivers a Running Punt to the chest of Shida. Shanna repeatedly slaps the back of Shida’s head. Shanna goes for another Lifting Double UnderHook FaceBuster, Shida counters with The Sunset Driver. Shida grabs the left wrist of Shanna. Shida with a DeadLift SuperPlex off the second rope for a two count. Shanna rolls Shida over for a two count. Shanna ducks a clothesline from Shida. Rollup Exchange. Shanna with a Spinning Back Kick. Shida responds with a Running Knee Strike. Shida hits The Falcon Arrow for a two count. Shida connects with The Shining Wizard to pickup the victory.

Winner: (2-1) Hikaru Shida via Pinfall 

– Tony Schiavone and Cody Rhodes are heading towards The Charleston Coliseum inside a limousine.

Third Match: (0-0) Alex Reynolds, John Silver, and QT Marshall vs. (0-0) The Best Friends & Orange Cassidy in a 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Chuck Taylor and John Silver will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Taylor applies a side headlock. Taylor drops Silver with a shoulder tackle. Taylor tags in Beretta. Double Shoulder Tackle. Beretta with a knife edge chop. Silver pulls off Beretta’s wig. Silver with a High Head Kick. Reynolds and Marshall clears the ring. Beretta takes a ride on The Carpenters Express. Beretta creates distance with a Swinging DDT. Beretta tags in Taylor. Taylor clotheslines Reynolds. Taylor scores the elbow knockdown. Taylor clotheslines Reynolds over the top rope.

Taylor with a Standing Slice Bread. Taylor goes for a Jumping Back Elbow Smash, but Silver ducks out of the way. Beretta tags himself in. Taylor with a Rising Knee Strike. Beretta follows that with The Running Knee. Best Friends hits their Sole Fold/Half and Half Suplex Combination. QT Marshall negates The Hug Party. Cassidy walks into the ring with his hands in his pockets. Cassidy with rapid fire leg kicks. Cassidy dropkicks Marshall to the floor. Group Hug. Cassidy lands The Suicide Dive. Best Friends plants Silver with The Strong Zero to pickup the victory.

Winner: (1-0) The Best Friends & Orange Cassidy via Pinfall 

Chris Jericho/Cody Rhodes AEW Full Gear Contract Signing 

Tony Schiavone is the master of ceremonies. Cody is the first to sign the contract because he’s the challenger. Jericho looks over the contract. Jericho nearly tips over the table.

Chris Jericho: I got you! Right? Sit down. You can chant all night, go ahead do it. Schiavone sucks. This match is too important to flip a table over. This is the biggest match in AEW History. It’s the biggest match in pro wrestling this year. It’s the biggest match of your career and we know that to be true. If you win, you’re gonna become what you always wanted to be, the world champion. If you lose, it might prove to you and all these entitled millennial jackasses here tonight that maybe you’re not as good as you think you are man.

So i’m gonna sign this contract and i’m going to teach you a lesson on what’s it like to be a loser. Calm down hillbillies. Look at this, two gentlemen standing here signing the contract, keeping things serious, not making a mockery out of the championship match. We’re two pros here. I’m the le champion. The le champion has poise, grace and class. That’s why i’m gonna reach out my hand to you Cody. I’ll see you on November 9th at Full Gear. We can stand here all night, but you might be needed elsewhere.

Sammy Guevara talks smack to Cody Rhodes. We see Jake Hager assaulting Dustin Rhodes in the backstage area.

Fourth Match: (1-1) The ELITE vs. (2-3) The Hybrid 2 & (2-1) Kip Sabian in a 6-Man Tag Team Match 

Hybrid 2 and Sabian attacks The Elite before the bell rings. Sabian repeatedly stomps on Nick’s chest. Evans with clubbing blows to Omega’s back. Sabian with a SpringBoard Senton to the outside. Omega is trying to fight off The Hybrid 2. Omega with a double basement dropkick. Omega follows that with Stereo Kotaro Krusher’s. Sabian punches Omega in the back. Matt kicks Sabian in the gut. Nick with a Pop Up Dropkick. Sabian launches Nick over the top rope. Nick and Omega with a Jumping Back Elbow Smash/Step Up Enzuigiri Combination. Matt catapults Sabian into Stereo Enzuigiri’s. Nick with a SpringBoard Double Foot Stomp. Hybrid 2 pulls The Young Bucks out of the way. Evans with a SpringBoard Spinning Enzuigiri. Evans hits The Sasuke Special.

Sabian stomps on Matt’s chest for a two count. Sabian with a Vertical Suplex for a two count. Sabian slams Matt’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Sabian kicks Matt in the gut. Sabian puts Matt on the top turnbuckle. Sabian goes for The SuperPlex, but Matt blocks it. Sabian with a SpringBoard FrankenSteiner for a two count. Sabian tags in Evans. Hybrid 2 are double teaming Matt. Evans with a Cartwheel Back Elbow Smash. Hybrid 2 hits their SpringBoard Double Foot Stomp/Belly to Back Suplex Combination. Angelico applies a HeadScissors Arm-Lock. Hybrid 2 and Sabian are cutting the ring in half during the commercial break.

Matt Spears Sabian. Matt nails Angelico with The PK. Young Bucks plays to the crowd. Young Bucks with a SpringBoard 450 Splash/Standing MoonSault Combination for a two count. Matt goes for a Bodyslam, but Sabian lands back on his feet. Matt negates The Deathly Hollows. Sabian drills Matt with The Reverse Hurricanrana. Omega and Evans are tagged in. Omega dodges The Karate Kick. Omega with Two Snap Dragon Suplex’s. Omega denies The Pump Kick from Sabian. Omega with a knife edge chop. Sabian decks Omega with a back elbow smash. Omega ducks a clothesline from Sabian. Omega with a Snap Dragon Suplex. Evans dodges The V-Trigger.

Standing Switch Exchange. Omega goes for a Release German Suplex, but Evans lands back on his feet. Young Bucks with a BuckleBomb/Step Up Enzuigiri Combination. Sabian attacks Matt from behind. Sabian with a SpringBoard Tornado DDT. Nick SuperKicks Sabian. Angelico answers with a Rising Enzuigiri. Evans lands The MoonSault off Angelico’s back. Angelico goes for The Razor’s Edge, but Omega counters with The V-Trigger. Sabian kicks Omega in the gut. Sabian dumps Omega out of the ring. Sabian mocks Omega. The Elite PowerBomb Sabian on the ring apron. Evans kicks Omega in the chest. The Elite answers with The Trifecta Suplex. V-Trigger 2. Omega plants Evans with The One Winged Angel to pickup the victory.

Winner: (2-1) The ELITE via Pinfall 

– Peter Avalon talks crap about the state of West Virginia. Jon Moxley plants Avalon with The Death Rider.

Jon Moxley Promo 

The grudge match everybody wants see on November 9th at Full Gear, Kenny Omega vs. Jon Moxley is now a Unsanctioned Match. That means no time limits, no count-outs, no disqualifications, and no rules. That’s all well and good. Now they tell me that this match doesn’t officially count. This match will be stricken from the record books. Technically this match is not taking place. In other words, when Jon Moxley beats Tony Khan’s boy, the self proclaimed greatest wrestler in the world, Kenny Omega, we’re gonna pretend like it never happen.

I don’t know what’s going on here. AEW wants to treat me like a freak, an outsider, put me inside a little box so I don’t cause any trouble. I’ve been dealing with this my whole life. I got these suits, these yes men, these puppets walk up to me and say, Jon you’re a different type of cat. As if I don’t know what that means. You’re trying to call me stupid to my face. If that’s how it’s going to be, AEW you can take your win/loss records and shove it straight up your ass. Cause the truth is that i’m the baddest son of a bitch in this game.

I’m the sickest son of a bitch in the game and there’s not one soul in AEW that’s gonna come out here and try to prove me wrong. I’m unsanctionable. You think i’m out of control? You ain’t seen nothing yet. On November 9th at Full Gear, i’m going to beat Kenny Omega within an inch of his life. You’re going to see beautiful glorious wrestling violence, the likes of which you haven’t seen in this country in decades. Kenny Omega’s blood will be on AEW’s hands. I got a message for AEW and The Turner Executives, kiss my ass and stay the hell out of my way.

AEW Full Gear Match Card

– Chris Jericho (c) vs. Cody Rhodes For The AEW World Heavyweight Championship

– The Young Bucks vs. Santana & Ortiz

– Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega in a Unsanctioned Lights Out Match

– Hangman Page vs. PAC

Fifth Match: SoCal Uncensored vs. The Lucha Bros For The Inaugural AEW World Tag Team Championship 

Rockers punches after the bell rings. Lucha Bros with Stereo SuperKicks. Sky kicks Fenix in the gut. Sky with a straight right hand. Pentagon SuperKicks Sky. Fenix follows that with a Tiger Feint Kick. Pentagon hits The BackStabber. Pentagon ducks a clothesline from Kazarian. Pentagon Driver for a two count. Sky whips Fenix into the steel barricade. Pentagon goes for The Package PileDriver, but Sky gets in the way. Sky and Pentagon are trading back and forth shots. Pentagon nails Sky with The SlingBlade. Kazarian applies a waist lock. Pentagon decks Kazarian with a back elbow smash. Fenix with a Running Boot across the top rope. Pentagon rolls Kazarian over for a two count. Pentagon tags in Fenix.

Fenix slaps Sky in the chest. Lucha Bros are double teaming Sky. SCU with a Monkey Flip/Double Clothesline Combination. Kazarian with a straight right hand. Kazarian bodyslams Fenix. Kazarian with a SpringBoard Leg Drop for a two count. Pentagon kicks Fenix in the chest. Kazarian with a Guillotine Leg Drop. Sky follows that with a Flying Hurricanrana off the steel ring steps. Kazarian drop toe holds Fenix into the second rope. Sky with a Spinning Mule Kick. Kazarian with a Release German Suplex for a two count. Kazarian goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Fenix blocks it. Fenix rakes the eyes of Kazarian. Fenix knocks Sky off the ring apron. Fenix slaps Kazarian in the chest. Fenix with a Double SpringBoard Arm-Drag TakeOvers. Pentagon SuperKicks Sky on the floor.

Pentagon kicks the left hamstring of Kazarian. Pentagon gets Kazarian in the catapult position. Fenix with a SlingShot Leg Drop. Fenix rolls Kazarian back into the ring. Fenix with a leg drop for a two count. Fenix is lighting up Kazarian’s chest. Fenix tags in Pentagon. Lucha Bros are cutting the ring in half in during the commercial break. Fenix drives Sky face first into the steel barricade. Pentagon continues to kick the left hamstring of Kazarian. Pentagon tags in Fenix. Fenix is mauling Kazarian in the corner. The referee is trying to get Sky out of the ring. Fenix dropkicks Sky for a two count. Fenix applies a wonky arm-bar.

Kazarian is displaying his fighting spirit. Kazarian creates distance with Angel Wings. Kazarian tags in Sky. Sky with two clotheslines. Sky with a diving back elbow smash. Sky dropkicks Pentagon. Sky with a SlingShot HeadScissors TakeOver. Fenix deliver a gut punch. Fenix applies a waist lock. Sky with three sharp elbow strikes. Sky ducks a clothesline from Fenix. Sky lands The SomerSault Plancha. Fenix dropkicks Sky off the ring apron. Kazarian with a Flying Hurricanrana off the apron. SCU with Two Swinging DDT’s for a two count. SCU goes for The C U Later, but Pentagon gets in the way. Pentagon with a Spinning Back Kick.

Pentagon with a SpringBoard Canadian Destroyer. Fenix nails Sky with a Rolling Cutter for a two count. Both men are knocked down after a double crossbody block. Pentagon slides under Kazarian. Pentagon PowerBombs Kazarian through the time keepers table. Sky is trying to fight off The Lucha Bros. Pentagon SuperKicks Sky. Fenix with a Flying Splash off Pentagon’s shoulders for a two count. Fenix tags in Pentagon. Lucha Bros goes for their Package PileDriver/Flying Double Foot Stomp, but Sky counters with the inside cradle to pickup the victory.

Winner: New AEW World Tag Team Champions, SoCal Uncensored via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez