IMPACT Wrestling Results (8/2/19): The North vs. The Rascalz

IMPACT Wrestling Results 8/2/19
St. Clair College SportsPlex
Windsor, Ontario, Canada

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Transcription by Josh Lopez

Sami Callihan, Tessa Blanchard, Rich Swann Segment

Callihan is trying to calm down Madman Fulton who’s locked in a cage. He’s that happy Jake Crist defeated Rich Swann for the X-Division Championship and brought it home to oVe. Jake will do anything to keep that championship. Winning the X-Division Title is the greatest thing that ever happen to him. Callihan reminds Jake that he has a wife. oVe has bigger fish to fry. The number one person on oVe’s list right now is Tessa Blanchard. Last week, she disrespected him. Callihan tried to show her respect. He tried to be the bigger person and she attacked him.

So now we’re going to play this the hard way. Callihan is done with Tessa Blanchard. He’s sick of her. Now she has to deal with The Doctor’s Monster, Madman Fulton. Tessa is going down. Thumbs Up. Thumbs Down. Rich Swann greets Tessa Blanchard as she enters the St. Clair College Sports Complex. Swann believes in Blanchard. She’s one of the toughest professionals wrestlers he’s ever seen in his life. Madman Fulton is not just a man, he’s a psychopath. Swann wants Blanchard to be cautious of her surroundings. Swann is willing to have Blanchard’s back. Blanchard appreciates the advice, but this is her fight and she needs to do it alone.

First Match: Petey Williams vs. Zachary Wentz vs. Aiden Prince vs. Rohit Raju vs. Chuck Mambo vs. Cody Deaner in a Six Way Dance To Determine The Number One Contender To The IMPACT X-Division Championship

Raju immediately punches Deaner after the bell rings. Deaner tackles Raju. Deaner transitions into a ground and pound attack. Pier six brawl on the outside. Prince slaps Mambo in the chest. Mambo with a single leg takedown. Mambo blasts Prince with a knife edge chop. Mambo with a Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Prince and Mambo are running the ropes. Prince with a Hurricanrana. Forearm Exchange. Wentz with a High Head Kick to Prince. Wentz follows that with a Pump Kick. Wentz with a SpringBoard Corkscrew Body Press. Wentz avoids The Pump Kick from Williams. Williams dives over Wentz. Williams with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Williams dropkicks the back of Wentz. Wentz negates The Canadian Destroyer. Williams lock in The SharpShooter.

Raju applies The CrossFace. Raju rakes the eyes of Williams. Williams with a shoulder block. Raju ducks a clothesline from Williams. Raju drops Williams with a NeckBreaker for a two count. Deaner blocks a punch from Raju. Deaner with a flurry of right jabs. Raju responds with a throat thrust. Williams with a SlingShot CodeBreaker. Deaner clotheslines Raju over the top rope. Williams plays to the crowd. Deaner stops Williams in his tracks. Deaner puts on the Canadian Flag on Williams shoulders. Stereo Suicide Dives. Raju with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Raju teases a dive. Wentz SuperKicks Raju. Wentz with an Over The Top Rope Splash off Raju’s back. Prince answers with an Asai MoonSault. Mambo with a SpringBoard 450 Splash to the floor.

Raju trips Mambo from the outside. Raju ducks two clothesline from Wentz. Raju with a leg sweep. Raju with a Standing Double Foot Stomp for a two count. Deaner continues to throw jabs at Raju. Deaner clotheslines Raju. Deaner goes for The Deaner DDT, but Mambo counters with a SpringBoard Missile Dropkick. Prince unloads three knife edge chops. Mambo with a running european uppercut. Prince with a Tiger Wall Back Flip Kick. Prince delivers his combination offense. Williams hits The Canadian Leg Sweep.

Williams goes for The Canadian Destroyer, but Wentz counters with a HandSpring Jumping Knee Strike. Wentz tees off on Prince. Wentz with a SpringBoard Cutter for a two count. Williams responds with The Canadian Destroyer. Raju dumps Williams out of the ring. Raju with the cover for a two count. Raju with a Helluva Kick. Deaner side steps Raju into the turnbuckles. Deaner connects with The Deaner DDT. Mambo breaks the cover with a SpringBoard European Uppercut. Prince with a Modified GTS. Prince drills Mambo with The BrainBuster. Prince lands The 450 Splash to pickup the victory.

Winner: Aiden Prince via Pinfall 

Second Match: Jessica Havok vs. John E. Bravo w/Taya Valkyrie 

Bravo tries to seduce Havok. Havok drills Bravo with a High Knee Strike. Bravo heads to the outside. Havok brings Bravo back into the ring. Havok with a corner clothesline. Havok with a Biel Throw. Taya calls Bravo a failure. Bravo rakes the eyes of Havok. Havok ChokeSlams Bravo to pickup the victory. After the match, Havok stares down Valkyrie. Su Yung starts singing a song on the titantron.

Winner: Jessica Havok via Pinfall 

Third Match: Stone Rockwell vs. Ace Austin 

Austin attacks Rockwell before the bell rings. Austin repeatedly stomps on Rockwell’s chest. Austin with a back elbow smash. Rockwell responds with a haymaker. Rockwell bodyslams Austin. Rockwell applies The Vice Grip. Rockwell with a Sliding Lariat. Rockwell blocks a boot from Austin. Austin with a High Head Kick. Rockwell catches Austin in mid-air. Austin with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Austin with a basement dropkick. Austin nips up. Austin with the cover for a two count. Austin with Two Mid-Kicks. Austin is throwing forearms at Rockwell. Rockwell with a Uranage BackBreaker. Rockwell goes for a Running Senton Splash, but Austin ducks out of the way. Austin with a Spinning RoundHouse Kick. Austin plants Rockwell with The Fold to pickup the victory.

Winner: Ace Austin via Pinfall 

– After the match, Eddie Edwards attacks Austin from behind. Edwards transitions into a ground and pound attack. This is a receipt for Austin hitting on Alisha Edwards last week.

– Vignette for the Knockouts Division.

– Impact will be returning to Mexico on August 15th for television tapings.

Fourth Match: Moose vs. Fallah Bahh 

Moose says that he deserves to be world champion. Moose calls out Don Callis. Moose says that he’ll no longer be responsible for his actions. Moose beatdowns a local enhancement talent. Fallah Bahh walks down to the ring. Moose calls Bahh a fat ass. Moose says that just because Bahh lost 100 pounds it doesn’t mean anything. Moose nails Bahh with a Pump Kick. Moose repeatedly stomps on Bahh’s chest. Bahh sends Moose shoulder first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Bahh levels Moose with a Body Avallanche. Bahh connects with The Banzai Drop to pickup the victory.

Winner: Fallah Bahh via Pinfall 

The North Backstage Segment 

Tessa Blanchard & Madison Rayne Backstage Segment 

Fifth Match: Tessa Blanchard vs. Madman Fulton w/Sami Callihan

Blanchard ducks two clotheslines from Fulton. Blanchard with forearm shivers. Fulton launches Blanchard in the corner. Blanchard kicks Fulton in the face. Blanchard is raining down haymakers from the second rope. Blanch goes for Magnum, but Fulton blocks it. Fulton grabs Blanchard by her throat. Fulton ChokeSlams Blanchard. Blanchard heads to the outside. Callihan talks smack to Blanchard. Fulton repeatedly shouts oVe. Fulton throws Blanchard back into the ring. Blanchard is struggling to get back on her feet. Blanchard slaps Fulton in the face. Blanchard mocks Callihan. Fulton applies The Bear Hug. Blnachard rips off one of Fulton’s dreadlocks.

Fulton hits The SpineBuster. Blanchard avoids The Curb Stomp. Blanchard with a Tilt-A-Whirl DDT. Blanchard delivers her combination offense. Blanchard with two running forearm smashes. Fulton drops Blanchard with a Big Boot. Callihan grabs a steel chair. Callihan gives Fulton the chair. Callihan tells Fulton to kill her. Tommy Dreamer whips Fulton with a kendo stick which causes the disqualification. After the match, Fulton gets Dreamer in position for The ChokeSlam. Blanchard with rapid fire kendo stick shots. Blanchard and Dreamer clotheslines Fulton over the top rope.

Winner: Madman Fulton via Disqualification 

– Madison Rayne and Kiera Hogan has a bickering contest in the knockouts locker room. We meet the newest knockout, Alexia Nicole.

– This weeks IMPACT Plus! Flashback Moment Of The Week is the Generation Me/Motor City Machine Guns Match from TNA Bound For Glory 2010.

– Jimmy Jacobs is looking to provide us with a medical update on Brian Cage. Melissa Santos tells Jacobs that their family needs some privacy. Melissa knows that everybody wants answers. She’s willing to answer every question next week.

– Tickets for this years Bound For Glory PPV in Chicago will come out next Friday.

Michael Elgin Promo 

Sixth Match: The North (c) vs. The Rascalz For The IMPACT World Tag Team Championship 

Josh Alexander and Trey Miguel will start things off. Alexander overpowers Miguel. Page talks smack to Miguel. Standing Switch Exchange. Alexander with two waist lock takedowns. Quick shoving contest. Alexander goes for a Back Body Drop, but Miguel lands back on his feet. Miguel with a shoulder block. Miguel slams Alexander’s head on the top turnbuckle. Miguel with a SlingShot Hurricanra. Alexander tags in Page. Miguel with a SpringBoard Arm-Drag TakeOver. Miguel dropkicks Alexander. Miguel tags in Xavier. Page shoves Miguel into Xavier. Miguel with a Sliding Boot. Xavier follows that with a Senton Splash. Xavier unloads a flurry of bodyshots in the corner. Xavier backs Page into the turnbuckles. Xavier tags in Miguel. The Rascalz are double teaming Page. Three SlingShot Senton Splashes for a two count. Xavier is throwing forearms at Page. Xavier decks Page with a back elbow smash. Alexander drives his knee into Xavier’s back. Alexander catches Xavier in mid-air. Alexander dumps Xavier back first on the ring apron.

Page with the cover for a two count. Page tags in Alexander. Alexander with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a two count. The North are cutting the ring in half. Page repeatedly stomps on Xavier’s chest. Page argues with the referee. Page tags in Alexander. Xavier fights out of The Torture Rack. Xavier shoves Alexander into Page. Xavier denies Two Back Body Drops. Xavier tags in Miguel. Miguel clears the ring. Miguel trips Alexander from the outside. Miguel shows off his athleticism. Miguel goes for a Flying Meteora, but Alexander ducks out of the way. The North with an Assisted Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Alexander launches Miguel across the ring. Alexander is mauling Miguel in the corner. Alexander with a knife edge chop. Miguel HeadButts Alexander. Alexander answers with a forearm smash. Alexander knocks Xavier off the ring apron. Alexander goes for a German Supelx, but Miguel lands back on his feet. Miguel with a High Head Kick. Miguel drops Alexander with a NeckBreaker. Page and Xavier are tagged in.

Xavier sends Alexander crashing into Page. Xavier delivers his combination offense. Xavier with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Xavier goes for the irish whip from Page. Xavier drops Page with a MoonSault off the second rope. Xavier lands a SomerSault Plancha over the steel ring post. Xavier dives over Page. Page with a High Head Kick. Page tags in Alexander. The Rascalz are double teaming Alexander. Xavier hooks the leg for a two count. Xavier tags in Miguel. Alexander with a back elbow smash. Alexander launches Xavier to the ring apron. Xavier with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Page PowerSlams Xavier on the floor. Miguel goes for a 619, but Page counters with a PowerBomb on the ring apron. Alexander with the cover for a two count. Alexander takes his frustrations out on Miguel. Alexander stomps on the left ankle of Miguel. Alexander with a knife edge chop. Alexander drills Miguel with a BackBreaker for a two count. Alexander applies The Ankle Lock.

Miguel sends Alexander shoulder first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Alexander puts Miguel on the top turnbuckle. Alexander with a heavy chop. Miguel responds with The Cheeky Nando’s Kick. Miguel goes for The 619, but Alexander counters with a PowerBomb BackBreaker for a two count. Assisted SpineBuster for a two count. Xavier is throwing haymakers at Page. Alexander and Miguel are trading back and forth shots. Forearm Exchange. Miguel is lighting up Alexander’s chest. Miguel SuperKicks Page. Alexander drops Xavier with a Big Boot. Alexander connects with a Double PowerSlam for a two count. Alexander bodyslams Miguel on top of Xavier.

Alexander goes for a MoonSault, but The Rascalz ducks out of the way. Rapid Fire Uppercuts. Stereo 619’s. Miguel hits The Flying Meteora. Xavier lands The Final Flash for a two count. Page pulls the referee out of the ring. Xavier takes out Page with a Suicide Dive. Page floors Xavier with a forearm smash. Xavier pulls Page off the ring apron. Miguel with a jack knife cover for a two count. Page with a Tornado DDT on the floor. Miguel with a running forearm smash to Page. The North hits their SlingShot Cutter/WheelBarrow Suplex Combination. The North with a Double Iconoclasm. The North plants Miguel with The Double Neutralizer to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still IMPACT World Tag Team Champions, The North via Pinfall 

– The show ends with The North getting into a backstage brawl with Ortiz and Daga.

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Author: Josh Lopez