IMPACT Wrestling Rebellion
April 28, 2019
The Rebel Entertainment Complex
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
*Play by Play for the first match will be brief due to technical difficulties on my end using the Fite TV App.
First Match: Ace Austin defeated Petey Williams, Cousin Jake, Eddie Edwards, Jake Crist, and Aiden Prince in a X-Division Scramble Match
– Impact Wrestling is making the transition from The GWN Network to Impact Plus starting this Wednesday.
Second Match: Scarlett Bordeaux w/Fallah Bahh vs. Rohit Raju w/The Desi Hit Squad
Raju immediately attacks Bordeaux after the bell rings. Bordeaux is lighting up Raju’s chest. Raju with a waist lock takedown. Raju flexes his muscles. Bordeaux trips Raju. Bordeaux dumps Raju out of the ring. Bordeaux with a baseball slide dropkick to Raj Singh. Raju responds with a Side Russian Leg Sweep across the ring apron. Raju rolls Bordeaux back into the ring. Raju tugs on Bordeaux’s hair. Raju whips Bordeaux back first across the turnbuckles. Bordeaux with a two haymakers. Raju with a snap vertical suplex for a two count. Raju talks smack to Bordeaux. Bordeaux slaps Raju in the face. Bordeaux spits at Raju. Bordeaux with a Big Boot.
Bordeaux decks Raju with a back elbow smash. Bordeaux with forearm shivers. Bordeax follows that with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Bordeaux locks in The Crippler Cross Face. Bordeaux ducks a clothesline from Raju. Bordeaux goes for a German Suplex, but Raju blocks it. Raju backs Bordeaux into the ropes. Bordeaux with a German Suplex. Bordeaux delivers a Massive Crossbody Block to the outside. Raj knocks Bordeaux off the top turnbuckle. Raju mocks Bordeaux. Bordeaux responds with a low blow. Bordeaux plants Raju with The Back To Belly PileDriver to pickup the victory.
Winner: Scarlett Bordeaux via Pinfall
Third Match: The Rascalz vs. Moose & The North in a 6-Man Tag Team Match
Moose and Miguel will start things off. Miguel with rapid fire hamstring shots. Miguel ducks a clothesline from Moose. Gazillion in and out tags from The Rascalz. Three Senton Atomico’s. Moose nips up. Moose with a double clothesline. Moose launches Miguel to the corner. Moose tags in Page. Page with a Running Elbow Smash. The North are double teaming Xavier. Alexander with a Tornado PowerBomb for a two count. Assisted BrainBuster for a two count. Moose and The North are cutting the ring in half. Moose drops Xavier with a knife edge chop. Moose with rapid fire haymakers. Moose tags in Alexander. Alexander delivers a gut punch in the corner. Alexander with a BackBreaker for a two count. Alexander applies a front facelock.
Alexander tags in Page. Page with a Tornado BackBreaker. Page poses for the crowd. Page tags in Moose. Moose continues to chop Xavier in the chest. Xavier kicks Moose in the jaw. Moose responds with a Standing Dropkick. Moose launches Xavier off the top turnbuckle. Xavier is having a hard time creating separation. Xavier with a Tilt-A-Whirl DDT. Alexander tags himself in. Xavier fights out of the torture rack position. Xavier shoves Alexander into Page. Alexander clears the ring. Xavier with The Glancing Elbow. Page responds with an Inside Out Slam. Page sends Xavier to the ramp.
Xavier is trying to play mind games with Page. Xavier SuperKicks Moose. Wentz with a Running SpringBoard Cutter. Miguel with a SpringBoard Hurricanrana. Wentz hits Hot Fire Flame off the ramp. Miguel with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Miguel goes for The SomerSault Plancha, but Moose catches him in mid-air. Moose PowerBombs Miguel on the steel guard rail. Xavier wraps this sequence with a Cannonball Senton off the ramp. Xavier with a flurry of back elbow smashes. Page SuperKicks Xavier. Moose with a Pump Kick. The North hits their Burning Hammer/SpineBuster Combination. Moose Spears Xavier to pickup the victory.
Winner: Moose & The North via Pinfall
Fourth Match: Taya Valkyrie (c) vs. Jordynne Grace For The IMPACT Knockouts Championship
Grace with a double leg takedown. Grace transitions into a ground and pound attack. The referee is trying to calm down Grace. Grace dumps Valkyrie face first on the ring apron. Grace PowerBombs Valkyrie on the apron. Grace rolls Valkyrie back into the ring. Grace with the cover for a two count. Valkyrie whips Grace to the corner. Grace with a leaping double foot stomp. Grace follows that with The Senton Bomb for a two count. Grace sends Valkyrie shoulder first into the steel ring post. Valkyrie rakes the eyes of Grace. Valkyrie poses for the crowd. Valkyrie bounces Grace’s head on the top rope. Valkyrie trips Grace from the outside. Valkyrie uses the ring post as a weapon.
Valkyrie with a knee strike for a two count. Valkyrie is choking Grace with her boot. Grace with a forearm smash. Valkyrie ducks a clothesline from Grace. Valkyrie with a SitOut Full Nelson Bomb. Valkyrie applies the cross-arm-breaker. Valkyrie hyperextends the left shoulder of Grace. Grace grabs the bottom rope to create separation. Valkyrie with a Running Hip Attack. Valkyrie hits The Draping DDT for a two count. Valkyrie has complete control of the match. Valkyrie works on her joint manipulation game. Grace runs Valkyrie into the turnbuckles. Grace negates The Sleeper Hold.
Grace clotheslines Valkyrie. Grace with two bodyslams. Valkyrie with a spinning back fist. Grace responds with The Grace Driver for a two count. Valkyrie side steps Grace into the turnbuckles. Valkyrie avoids a foot stomp from Grace. Valkyrie with a High Head Kick. Grace with a brutal palm strike. Grace connects with The Muscle Buster for a two count. Grace with another cover for a two count. Rollup Exchange. Valkyrie with two knee strikes. Valkyrie goes for The Road To Valhalla, but Grace blocks it. Valkyrie HeadButts Grace. Grace with two lariats. Valkyrie attacks the injured shoulder of Grace. Valkyrie plants Grace with The Road To Valhalla to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still IMPACT Knockouts Champion, Taya Valkyrie via Pinfall
Fifth Match: Rich Swann (c) vs. Sami Callihan in The oVe Rules Match For The IMPACT X-Division Championship
Quick shoving contest after the bell rings. Knuckle Lock Exchange. Swann with Two SuperKicks. Callihan fires back with Two Pump Kicks. Callihan leapfrogs over Swann. Swann ducks a clothesline from Callihan. Swann dropkicks Callihan to the floor. Swann nails Callihan with a staple gun. The action spills to the outside. Swann continues to use the staple gun as a weapon. Swann launches two steel chairs into the ring. Callihan kicks Swann in the gut. Callihan is trying to staple the forehead of Swann. Swann goes for a sunset flip, but Callihan stands still. Callihan with a nasty staple gun shot. Callihan rams his boot across the face of Swann. Callihan with a Running Pump Kick. Swann responds with a SuperKick. Swann prepares for The Suicide Dive. Callihan blasts Swann with a metal cookie sheet. Callihan hits The Cactus Special on the ring apron.
Callihan brings out a steel railing from under the ramp. Swann could be in retreat mode. Callihan goes for The Razor’s Edge, but Swann lands back on his feet. Swann with clubbing chair shots. Swann with a straight right hand. Callihan responds with The Exploder Suplex on the chair for a two count. Callihan goes for a PowerBomb, but Swann blocks it. Swann starts hitting Callihan with the cookie sheet. Callihan spits at Swann. Swann puts a garbage can on top of Callihan. Swann unloads a flurry of kicks. Swann with a Suplex on the garbage can for a two count. Swann whips Callihan with the yellow caution boards. Callihan and Swann are brawling on the stage.
Swann with a Running Hurricanrana. Swann ducks a clothesline from Callihan. Swann with a HandSpring Cutter on the ramp. Callihan and Swann are trading back and forth shots. Swann SuperKicks Callihan in mid-air. Callihan with a Spike PileDriver through the steel railing. Callihan dumps a collection of legos in the corner. Callihan goes for an Avalanche PowerBomb, but Swann blocks it. Swann with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Swann with a Top Rope FrankenSteiner on the legos for a two count. Callihan blinds Swann with powder. Callihan connects with The Spike PileDriver off the second turnbuckle for a two count. Callihan grabs the barbed wire baseball bat. Swann with a desperation low blow. Swann makes Callihan tap out to The Barbed Wire CrossFace.
Winner: Still IMPACT X-Division Champion, Rich Swann via Pinfall
– Tessa Blanchard gets a pre-match pep talk from her legendary father, Tully Blanchard.
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— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) April 29, 2019
Sixth Match: Tessa Blanchard vs. Gail Kim
Blanchard is throwing haymakers at Kim. Kim dives over Blanchard. Kim repeatedly stomps on Blanchard’s chest. Kim with a Running Corner Clothesline. Kim takes out the legs of Blanchard. Kim with a leg drop for a two count. Kim uppercuts Blanchard. Blanchard ducks a clothesline from Kim. Blanchard with a Hurricanrana. Kim side steps Blanchard into the turnbuckles. Blanchard with a SpringBoard Dropkick. Blanchard lands The Suicide Dive. Blanchard talks smack to Gail Kim’s husband, Chef Robert Irvine. Kim drops Blanchard with a Ring Post Tiger Feint Kick. Kim with a Running Shoulder Block. Kim follows that with a SlingShot Seated Senton. Blanchard negates The Ring Post Figure Four Leg Lock.
Kim with a forearm smashes. Kim kicks Blanchard in the face. Blanchard with a Draping CodeBreaker for a two count. Blanchard with a short-arm clothesline. Blanchard maintains wrist control. Blanchard goes for a Saito Suplex, but Kim blocks it. Kim PowerSlams Blanchard for a two count. Kim kicks Blanchard in the gut. Blanchard sends Kim face first into the middle rope. Blanchard goes for a basement elbow smash, but Kim ducks out of the way. Kim locks in The Black Widow. Blanchard with a Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker. Blanchard follows that with a Saito Suplex for a two count. Blanchard toys around with Kim. Blanchard slaps Kim in the chest. Kim with a boot to the midsection of Blanchard.
Blanchard and Kim tumbles to the floor. Kim connects with The Ring Post Figure Four Leg Lock. Blanchard and Kim are trading back and forth shots. Kim with a Running Boot. Kim with a Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Blanchard negates Eat Defeat. The action spills towards the ramp. Blanchard goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Kim blocks it. Blanchard with a Double ChickenWing Reverse STO off the ramp. Blanchard sets up for The Buzzsaw DDT. Kim drives Blanchard back first into the turnbuckles. Blanchard goes for The SlingShot Suplex, but Kim counters with Eat Defeat for a two count. Blanchard bites the right shoulder of Kim. Blanchard with an Avalanche Press Slam. Blanchard hits Magnum for a two count. Blanchard makes Kim tap out to The Crippler CrossFace. After the match, Blanchard hugs Kim. Kim gets a standing ovation from the Toronto Crowd.
Winner: Tessa Blanchard via Submission
Seventh Match: Johnny Impact (c) w/Taya Valkyrie and Johnny Bravo vs. Brian Cage For The IMPACT World Championship With Lance Storm Serving As The Special Guest Referee
Cage drives Impact back first into the turnbuckles. Cage with clubbing shoulder blocks. Impact with a waist lock go-behind. Cage drops Impact with a shoulder block. Cage with a running elbow smash. Cage with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cage with a German Suplex. Cage hits The F5 for a two count. Cage follows that with a PumpHandle FaceBuster. Cage BuckleBombs Impact. Cage with a DeadLift Suplex off the second rope for a two count. Impact weathers the early storm from Cage. Cage goes for another Deadlift Suplex, but Impact counters with a Desperation German Suplex. Impact with a forearm smash. Cage launches Impact to the corner. Cage with a series of corner clotheslines. Cage goes for a Back Body Drop, but Impact lands back on his feet. Impact ducks a clothesline from Cage. Impact with a Running Leg Lariat. Impact drops Cage with a Running Knee Strike.
Impact goes for a Standing Shooting Star Press, but Cage counters with a Fallaway Slam. Cage with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Cage and Impact are brawling on the stage. Cage goes for a PowerBomb, but Impact lands back on his feet. Impact with a brutal palm strike across the throat of Cage. Impact delivers The Spanish Fly off the ramp. Cage is busted open. Impact with rapid fire haymakers. Impact with the cover for a two count. Impact applies a side headlock. Impact kicks Cage in the chest. Impact with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cage side steps Impact into the turnbuckles. Impact shows off his parkour ability. Impact with a High Head Kick. Impact with a SpringBoard Spear for a two count. Impact is trying to knockout Cage.
Taya brings out a table from under the ring. Impact goes for a PowerBomb, but Cage blocks it. Impact kicks Cage in the gut. Impact with The Moonlight Drive for a two count. Cage PowerBombs Impact through the table on the floor. Johnny Bravo is running interference. Taya drags Storm out of the ring. Impact with a Baseball Slide Dropkick to Storm. Cage PowerBombs Valkyrie. Impact blasts Cage with the world title. Johnny Bravo is wearing a referee shirt. Impact hits StarShip Pain for a two count. Storm SuperKicks Bravo. Impact wants Storm to call for the bell. Cage SuperKicks Impact. Cage plants Impact with The Drill Claw to pickup the victory.
Winner: New IMPACT World Champion, Brian Cage via Pinfall
– After the match, Michael Elgin walks down to the ring. That lead us to a major standoff. Elgin nails Cage with a Spinning Back Fist. Elgin connects with The Spinning SitOut PowerBomb. Elgin has his eyes set on the Impact World Championship.
– Slammiversary 2019 will take place in Dallas, Texas.
Eight Match: The Lucha Brothers (c) vs. LAX in a Full Metal Mayhem Match For The IMPACT World Tag Team Championship
LAX starts things off with Stereo Dives. Ortiz throws a chair at Fenix. Ortiz wraps a coat around Fenix’s neck. Santana slaps Pentagon in the chest. Santana with a straight right hand. Lucha Brothers knocks LAX off the ring apron with Stereo SuperKicks. Lucha Brothers follows that with Stereo Plancha’s through the two tables on the floor. Fenix hits Ortiz in the back with a steel chair. Pentagon blasts Santana with a garbage can. Pentagon SuperKicks Ortiz. Fenix with a Spinning Heel Kick. Pentagon hits The SlingBlade. Assisted BodyScissors Driver for a two count. Lucha Brothers are double teaming Santana. Pentagon throws the garbage can at Ortiz. Pentagon attacks Ortiz with the metal cookie sheet. Ortiz reverses out of the irish whip from Pentagon. Santana with a Rolling Cutter. Ortiz with a Flying CodeBreaker. Santana SuperKicks Pentagon.
LAX with a Double Reverse Suplex for a two count. Santana is throwing forearms at Fenix. Fenix unloads a flurry of kicks. Fenix is fired up. LAX with Two Corner Dropkicks. Santana with a Running Cannonball Senton off Ortiz back. LAX has complete control of the match. Ortiz sets up a chair contraption in the corner. LAX hits their Cutter/Flying Double Foot Stomp Combination on the chairs for a two count. Santana with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick to Pentagon. Santana kicks Pentagon in the face. Ortiz with a Vertical Suplex on the chair. Santana launches Pentagon into the crowd. Forearm/Palm Strike Exchange. Konnan gives LAX two forks. Lucha Brothers throws two chairs at LAX. LAX returns the favor. All four men are down.
LAX are setting up a row of chairs in the corner. Fenix is perched on the top turnbuckle. LAX goes for a Double SuperPlex, but Pentagon gets in the way. Lucha Brothers hits their Fear Factor/Flying Double Foot Stomp Combination through eight chairs for a two count. Lucha Brothers drops Ortiz with The Double SuperKick. Santana with a Death Valley Driver on the chair. Fenix responds with a Spanish Fly off the ladder through the table on the ramp. Pentagon with two trash can shots. Pentagon Driver through the chair for a two count. Pentagon rolls two table into the ring. Pentagon dumps thousand of thumbtacks onto the tables. Santana SuperKicks Pentagon. Santana and Pentagon are trading back and forth shots on the ladder. Santana stabs Pentagon with the fork. Ortiz PowerBombs Pentagon off the ladder through the thumbtack lated tables to pickup the victory.
Winner: New IMPACT World Tag Team Champions, LAX via Pinfall
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