Lucha Underground Results (9/26): Kill Mil

Lucha Underground Results (9/26)

Lucha Underground
September 26, 2018
The Temple
Boyle Heights, California

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Transcription by Josh Lopez  

First Match: Jack Evans vs. Matanza w/Papa Cueto

Evans is trying to escape the temple. Matanza is standing behind Evans. Matanza goes for a ChokeSlam, but Evans lands back on his feet. Evans ducks a clothesline from Matanza. Cueto trips Evans. Matanza drags Evans out of the ring. Matanza with a GutWrench PowerBomb on the ring apron. Matanza carries Evans back into the ring.

Evans dives over Matanza. Matanza dodges a windmill kick. Matanza with a waist lock go-behind. Matanza rips off a turnbuckle pad. Evans side steps Matanza into the exposed steel. Evans with a Flying Windmill Kick. Evans follows that with a 630 Senton for a two count. Matanza plants Evans with The Wrath Of The Gods to pickup the victory.

Winner: Matanza via Pinfall 

Second Match: The Reptile Tribe (c) vs. XO Lishus, Ivelisse and Joey Ryan in a Trios Match For The Lucha Underground Trios Championship 

Snake and Ryan will start things off. Snake starts eating Ryan’s lollipop. Snake with a Pump Kick. Snake tags in Moon. Moon goes for a HeadScissors TakeOver, but Ryan counters with a Buckle Bomb. Daga inadvertently blasts Snake and Moon with a Hesitation Dropkick. Ryan tosses Daga out of the ring. Ryan tags in Lishus. Lishus rolls Moon over for a two count. Lishus applies a wrist lock. Lishus with a lucha libre arm-drag. Moon drives her knee into the midsection of Lishus. Moon tags in Snake. Snake smothering Lishus in the corner. Daga follows that with another Hesitation Dropkick. Reptile Tribe are cutting the ring in half.

Lishus kicks Snake in the chest. Lishus drops Snake with a BodyScissors Stunner. Daga and Ivelisse are tagged in. Ivelisse unloads her lighting quick offense. Ivelisse with a Sunset Flip PowerBomb for a two count. Snake grabs Ivelisse by her throat. Ivelisse with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Ivelisse rocks Daga with a Basement Dropkick. Ivelisse tags in Ryan. Lishus with a series of hip attacks in the corner.

Ivelisse and Ryan lands Stereo SuperKicks for a two count. Moon with a Double Dropkick to Lishus and Ivelisse. Ryan ducks a clothesline from Moon. Ryan sends Moon crashing into Daga and Snake. Ivelisse with a Cannonball Senton off the ring apron. Lishus follows that with a SlingShot Crossbody Block. Lishus shoves another lollipop down Snake’s mouth. Daga from behind locks in The Cross Arm Breaker which forces Ryan to tap out.

Winner: Still Lucha Underground Trios Champions, The Reptile Tribe via Submission 

– We see the debut of El Bunny and The White Rabbit. El Bunny and London destroys Ryan, Ivelisse and Lishus. The White Rabbit says that time is up.

Third Match: Drago & Aerostar vs. Jake Strong in a Two on One Handicap Nunchuck Match 

Aerostar ducks a clothesline from Strong. Aerostar is throwing haymakers at Strong. Strong launches Aerostar out of the ring. Strong catches Drago in mid-air. Aerostar with a Flying Crossbody Block for a one count. Drago & Aerostar unloads a flurry of kicks. Strong fires back with a double shoulder tackle. Strong with a Double Body Avalanche. Strong throws Aerostar into Drago. Strong tosses Drago & Aerostar  around the temple.

Drago spits green mist into Strong’s eyes. Drago repeatedly whips Strong with the nunchucks. Strong kicks Aerostar in the gut. Strong clotheslines Drago on the floor. Strong introduces Drago into a collection of chairs. Aerostar ascends to the cat walk. Strong has Aerostar in a precarious position. Strong sends Aerostar crashing into the believers. Drago fires up with more nunchucks. Aerostar with a Super Crossbody Block off the upper deck section.

Drago & Aerostar is kicking Strong’s ass. Strong PowerSlams Drago. Strong goes for The Savage Bomb, but Aerostar gets his boot up in the air. Drago with a Tornado DDT. Aerostar follows that with a SpringBoard HeadButt for a two count. Strong sends Drago crashing to the outside. Strong with a Tilt-A-Whirl PowerBomb. Strong applies The Strong Lock which forces Aerostar to tap out. After the match, Strong gets Drago trapped in The Strong Lock.

Winner: Jake Strong via Submission 

Fourth Match: Pentagon Dark vs. El Dragon Azteca Jr vs. King Cuerno vs. Mil Muertes in a Fatal Four Way Number One Contender’s Match 

Muertes starts things off with multiple clotheslines. Muertes drops Pentagon with a DDT. Muertes follows that with The TKO. Muertes with a short-arm clothesline to Azteca. Muertes launches Azteca across the ring. Cuerno dropkicks Muertes. Cuerno clotheslines Muertes over the top rope. Cuerno kicks Azteca in the ribs. Cuerno goes for The Ushigoroshi, but Pentagon counters with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Azteca with a Standing Tornado DDT to Pentagon.

Azteca sends Cuerno crashing to the outside. Fenix makes his way to the ringside area. Fenix grabs Melissa Santos. Santos is trying to calm down Fenix. Santos runs to the backstage area. Azteca takes out Fenix with a Super SomerSault Plancha. Azteca and Fenix are trading back and forth shots. Azteca with a Pump Kick to Fenix. Pentagon SuperKicks Muertes. Cuerno dropkicks Pentagon out of the ring. Cuerno lands a Double Suicide Dive.

Pentagon and Cuerno are trading back and forth shots. Muertes knocks Pentagon and Cuerno off the ring apron. The Mack from behinds delivers Two Stunners. Pentagon SuperKicks Cuerno off the top turnbuckle. Pentagon plants Muertes with The Flying Canadian Destroyer to pickup the victory. After the match, The Mack says that he’ll fight Mil Muertes at Ultima Lucha Cuatro in a Death Match. Mack tells Muertes to rest in peace motherfucker.

Winner: Pentagon Dark via Pinfall 

Author: Josh Lopez