Lucha Underground Results (8/8): A Match Made In Heaven

Lucha Underground Results (8/8)

Lucha Underground
August 8, 2018
The Temple
Boyle Heights, California

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

– Mariposa tries to seduce Papa Cueto. Mariposa will take on El Dragon Azteca Jr For The Gift Of The Gods Championship.

First Match: Mala Suerte w/The Rabbit Tribe vs. Matanza 

Suerte starts things off with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Suerte with clubbing blows to the back of Matanza. Suerte rolls Matanza back into the ring. Suerte with a series of Forearm Shivers. Suerte tease a dive. Suerte dropkicks Matanza. Matanza responds with a shoulder tackle. Matanza plants Suerte with The Wrath Of The Gods to pickup the victory.

Winner: Matanza via Pinfall 

Second Match: Joey Ryan & Jack Evans vs. XO Lishus & Ivelisse 

Evans and Ivelisse will start things off. Evans signals for the test of strength. Evans kicks Ivelisse in the gut. Evans applies a wrist lock. Ivelisse transitions into a hammer lock. Ivelisse drops Evans with an STO. Ivelisse blocks a leg kick from Evans. Evans SpringBoards over Ivelisse. Ivelisse with a HeadScissors TakeOver. Evans tags in Ryan. Ivelisse lands a deep arm-drag. Ivelisse unloads two knife edge chops. Ivelisse tags in Lishus. Lishus with multiple hip attacks. Ryan wants Lishus to kiss him. Lishu responds with a Basement Dropkick. Lishus goes for a Standing MoonSault, but Ryan rolls out of the way. Ryan tags in Evans.

Evans with a SpringBoard Leg Kick. Evans talks smack to Ivelisse. Evans with a straight right hand to Lishus. Lishus fires back with a HandSpring Slap. Evans goes for a clothesline, but Lishus counters with the matrix evasion. Lishus is playing mind games with Evans. Lishus with a Boot for a two count. Lishus tags in Ivelisse. Ivelisse with Leaping Clothesline. Ivelisse with a Rolling Kick to Evans. Evans slips over Ivelisse’s back. Evans decks Ivelisse with a Windmill Kick for a two count. Evans bounces Ivelisse head on the top turnbuckle pad. Evans tags in Ryan.

Ryan is choking Ivelisse with his boot. Following a snap mare takeover, Ryan rubs Ivelisse head on the canvas. Ryan applies a rear chin lock. Ivelisse ducks a clothesline from Ryan. Ivelisse with a Spinning DDT. Evans and Lishus are tagged in. Lishus dropkicks Evans. Lishus follows that with a Spinning Back Elbow Strike. Lishus kicks Evans in the chest. Lishus sweeps the legs of Evans. Lishus with a Split Legged Leg Drop for a two count.

Lishus catapults Evans into a Buzzsaw Kick from Ivelisse. Ivelisse dropkicks Ryan. Lishus with the lateral press for a two count. Ryan launches Ivelisse to the ring apron. Ryan SuperKicks Ivelisse. Lishus responds with a Spinning Heel Kick. Lishus with a Standing Meteora. Evans rocks Lishus with another SpringBoard Leg Kick. Evans locks in a Modified Omoplata which forces Lishus to tap out. After the match, Evans refuses to let go of the hold. Ivelisse finally breaks the submission hold.

Winner: Joey Ryan & Jack Evans via Submission 

Third Match: El Dragon Azteca Jr (c) vs. Mariposa For The Gift Of The Gods Championship 

Mariposa attacks Azteca before the bell rings. Mariposa kicks the hamstring of Azteca for a two count. Azteca reverses out of the irish whip from Mariposa. Azteca with a Discus Lariat. Azteca follows that with a Running Forearm Smash. Azteca with a Pin Point Kick to Mariposa for a two count. Mariposa responds with a Samoan Drop for a two count.

Mariposa flaps her swings. Azteca with a Bicycle Kick to Mariposa. Azteca drags Mariposa to the corner. Azteca lands a 450 Splash for a two count. Azteca argues with the referee. Mariposa ducks a clothesline from Azteca. Mariposa connects with The Butterfly Effect for a two count. Mariposa goes for another Butterfly Effect, but Azteca rolls her over to pickup the victory.

Winner: Still Gift Of The Gods Champion, El Dragon Azteca Jr via Pinfall 

Fourth Match: The Worldwide Underground (Johnny Mundo, Taya Valkyrie, PJ Black and Aerostar) vs. The Reptile Tribe (Kobra Moon, Drago, Daga and Jeremiah Snake) in The Atomicos Match. If The Worldwide Underground Wins, Kobra Moon Has To Grant Johnny Mundo One Wish. If The Reptile Tribe Wins, Johnny Mundo Will Be Forced To Join The Reptile Tribe 

A pier six brawl breaks out after the bell rings. Taya tackles Moon. Taya transitions into a ground and pound attack. Mundo and Snake are trading back and forth shots. Mundo with a SpringBoard Enzuigiri. Mundo ducks a clothesline from Snake. Snake drops Mundo with a Western Lariat. Snake with a Big Boot to Mundo. Aerostar dropkicks Snake off the ring apron. Aerostar wipes out the field with a Flying Crossbody Block. Drago responds with a Corkscrew Splash. Taya wraps this sequence with a Flying Crossbody Block of her own. Snake sends Moon crashing into The Worldwide Underground.

Snake blasts Mundo with a knife edge chop. Snake runs around the ringside area. Snake blasts The Worldwide Underground with a Running Cannonball Strike. Daga rolls Taya back into the ring. Snake stares at Taya. Snake bites the middle finger of Taya. Taya slaps Snake in the face. Taya delivers his combination offense. Snake with a Bicycle Kick. Snake pulls on Taya’s hair. Taya ducks a clothesline from Snake. Taya with a German Suplex. Taya tags in Black.

Black with a SpringBoard Crossbody Block. Black clears the ring. Black with two shoulder tackles. Black lands a deep arm-drag. Black sweeps the legs of Snake. Black with a Standing Double Foot Stomp. Black plays to the crowd. Black with a Spinning Heel Kick for a two count. Black tags in Mundo. Black and Mundo are double teaming Drago. Snake with a Double Basement Dropkick. Mundo fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Mundo shoves Snake into Moon. Mundo dropkicks Snake. Mundo knocks Daga off the ring apron. Mundo hits The Moonlight Driver. Snake rakes the eyes of Mundo. Snake tags in Moon.

Mundo catches Moon in mid-air. Reptile Tribe with a Bicycle Kick/SuperKick Combination. Reptile Tribe with a triple cover for a two count. Mundo fires up with a series of haymakers. Mundo is on a receiving end of a Trifecta SuperKick. Drago with a Spinning DDT for a two count. Aerostar points at Drago. Aerostar wipes out Reptile Tribe with a SpringBoard Corkscrew Splash. Mundo kicks Drago in the gut. Mundo goes for The Moonlight Drive, but Drago counters with a Bicycle Kick. Following a forearm exchange, Drago with an Mexican Arm-Drag. Mundo drops Drago with a Running Knee Strike. Mundo connects with The End Of The World to pickup the victory.

Winner: The Worldwide Underground via Pinfall 

– Johnny Mundo’s wish is for Kobra Moon to set Drago free. Taya Valkyrie is pissed. Mundo gets on his knees and proposes to Taya. Taya accepts. Johnny Mundo and Taya Valkyrie are engaged.

Author: Josh Lopez