March 29, 2018
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
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First Match: Petey Williams vs. Rohit Raju vs. Suicide vs. Taiji Ishimori in a Fatal Four Way Match
Suicide starts off with a Basement Dropkick to Raju. Ishimori whips Suicide into the ropes. Suicide delivers a running cannonball strike off the ring apron. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Williams applies a wrist lock. Ishimori reverses the hold. Ishimori ducks a back elbow strike from Williams. Ishimori with a Running Head Scissors TakeOver. Williams drop toe holds Ishimori to the middle rope. Williams dropkicks the back of Ishimori. Williams launches Ishimori to the ring apron. Ishimori creates distance with a forearm smash. Raju and Suicide trips Ishimori from the outside.
Raju rocks Suicide with a straight right hand. Williams thrust kicks the midsection of Raju. Raju responds with his lighting quick offense. Raju with a Sliding Dropkick for a one count. Following a standing switch exchange, Suicide dumps Raju on Williams back. Suicide connects with a Big Boot/Running BullDog Combination. Ishimori drop toe holds Suicide to the middle turnbuckle pad. Ishimori blasts Suicide with the 619. Ishimori follows that with a SpringBoard Missile Dropkick. Williams with a double leg takedown to Ishimori. Williams locks in the SharpShooter.
Raju kicks Williams in the chest. Raju with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a two count. Raju attacks the midsection of Suicide. Suicide responds with a big palm strike. Suicide goes for a Sunset Flip PowerBomb, but Williams counters with a Leg Drop. Raju lands a Double Suicide Dive. Ishimori follows that with a Golden Triangle MoonSault. Ishimori with a forearm smash to Williams. This leads us to a long pinning exchange in the center of the ring. Suicide drops Ishimori with a Knife Edge Chop. Raju with a Jumping Knee Strike to Suicide. Williams continues this sequence with a Bicycle Kick. Ishimori regains momentum with a HandSand RoundHouse Kick.
Williams rams his shoulders into the midsection of Raju. Williams hits the SlingShot CodeBreaker. Williams with a Tilt-A-Whirl Side Russian Leg Sweep for a two count. Williams decks Raju with the Cradle DDT. Williams goes for the Canadian Destroyer, but Suicide counters with a SuperKick. Ishimori with a shoulder block to Suicide. Ishimori lands a SpringBoard Seated Senton. Ishimori takes off his shirt. Williams kicks Ishimori in the gut. Ishimori responds with a Double Knee Strike. Ishimori bodyslams Williams. Ishimori delivers a Rebound Foot Stomp for a two count.
Suicide with a Release Exploder Suplex to Ishimori. Raju sweeps the legs of Suicide. Raju dishes out Two Helluva Kicks. Williams PowerBombs Raju on top of Suicide. Williams goes for the Canadian Destroyer, but Raju counters with a Swinging Neck Breaker. Raju connects with a GoreBuster for a two count. Ishimori stomps on Raju’s back. Ishimori takes out Raju with a TombStone GutBuster. Ishimori lands the 450 Splash for a two count. Suicide with a Rolling Senton to Ishimori. Suicide goes for a SpringBoard MoonSault, but Ishimori ducks out of the way. Williams with a Back Body Drop to Ishimori. Williams plants Suicide with The Canadian Destroyer to pickup the victory.
Winner: Petey Williams via Pinfall
Eli Drake Backstage Interview:
Eddie Edwards Promo:
Second Match: Su Yung w/Braxton Sutter vs. Amber Nova
Yung attacks Nova before the bell rings. Yung transitions into a ground and pound attack. Yung drops Novan with a running knee strike. Yung plants Nova with The Panic Switch to pickup the victory.
Winner: Su Yung via Pinfall
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Taya Valkyrie & Rosemary Backstage Brawl:
Third Match: KM vs. Fallah Bahh From Wrestle Pro
Winner: KM via Pinfall
Fourth Match: Brian Cage vs. Bobby Lashley
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Lashley backs Cage into the turnbuckles. This leads us to a long staring contest. Lashley applies a waist lock. Lashley leapfrogs over Cage. Lashley clotheslines Cage. Cage responds with a Vertical Suplex. Lashley ducks a clothesline from Cage. Lashley fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Lashley goes for a PowerBomb, but Cage counters with a Hurricanrana. Lashley fires back with a Hurricanrana of his own. Lashley takes down Cage with a Running Crossbody Block. Cage clotheslines Lashley over the top rope. Lashley is trying to regain his composure on the outside.
Lashley hot shots Cage on the top rope. Lashley delivers a Flying Axe Handle Strike. Lashley with a Snap Vertical Suplex for a one count. Lashley with a Seated Senton to the back of Cage. Lashley applies a rear chin lock. Lashley with a neck breaker for a two count. Cage dives over Lashley. Cage blasts Lashley with a Basement Dropkick. Cage knocks Lashley off the ring apron. Cage lands a SlingShot Plancha. Lashley and Cage are charging into each other. Cage decks Lashley with a Big Boot. Cage follows that with a SuperKick. Lashley throws Cage off the top turnbuckle.
Lashley with a Side Walk Slam for a two count. Lashley is wearing down Cage with The Garvin Stomp. Lashley with Two Corner Spears to Cage. Lashley throws Cage out of the ring. Lashley is unloading forearms on Cage. Lashley transitions into a Corner Mount. Following a snap mare takeover, Lashley applies a rear chin lock. Cage gets back to a vertical base. Cage creates distance with a JawBreaker. Cage drops Lashley with a SpringBoard Tornado DDT. Cage brings lighting quick offense to Lashley.
Cage connects with a SpineBuster for a two count. Cage goes for The Drill Claw, but Lashley blocks it. Lashley blasts Cage with a Back Elbow Smash. Lashley with a SpineBuster of his own for a two count. Lashley follows that with a Running PowerSlam for a two count. Cage with multiple back elbow strikes to Lashley. Lashley kicks Cage in the face. Cage responds with a PowerSlam. Cage goes for a MoonSault, but Lashley ducks out of the way. Lashley Spears Cage for a two count. Cage hits The Discus Lariat to pickup the victory.
Winner: Brian Cage via Pinfall
Gail Kim & Allie Backstage Segment:
Eli Drake & Moose Backstage Segment:
Eddie Edwards Enters oVe’s Lion Den:
Sami Callihan Promo:
Fifth Match: Austin Aries (c) vs. Matt Sydal (c) w/Josh Mathews in a Title vs. Title For The IMPACT Wrestling Grand & World Heavyweight Championship
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Aries applies a wrist lock. Sydal reverses the hold. Aries with a wrist lock takedown to Sydal. Aries applies a side headlock. Aries drops Sydal with a shoulder tackle. Sydal leapfrogs over Aries. Following a standing switch exchange, Aries delivers a side headlock takeover. Sydal responds with a head scissors escape. This leads us to a long stand off in the center of the ring. Aries goes back to the side headlock. Aries blocks a Hip Toss from Sydal. Aries with a rolling crucifix for a two count. Aries goes for The Last Chancery, but Sydal rolls himself out of the ring. Sydal is trying to regain his composure on the outside.
Sydal kicks the left hamstring of Aries. Sydal gives a shoutout to Josh Mathews. Aries cartwheels over Sydal. Aries fires off another headlock takeover. Sydal avoids a Drop Down Dropkick from Aries. Aries kicks the left knee of Sydal. Aries turns a Sunset Flip into a Dropkick for a two count. Aries applies a front facelock. Coming out of the commercial break, Aries has Sydal trapped in a Finger Four Stump Puller. Aries with the cover for a two count. Aries with two buzzsaw kicks across the back/chest of Sydal. Aries bounces Sydal’s head on three turnbuckle pads.
Aries with a Leaping Knee Drop for a two count. Aries with a south paw haymaker to Sydal. Aries follows that with a Diving Forearm Smash for a two count. Sydal starts targeting the left hamstring of Aries. Aries tosses Sydal out of the ring. Aries goes for a Suicide Dive, but Sydal counters with a Spinning Heel Kick. Sydal twists Aries left knee. Sydal takes down Aries with a Corner Clothesline. Sydal with a Sliding Knee Strike. Sydal is showing off his educated feet. Sydal goes for a Standing MoonSault, but Aries gets his knees up in the air. Aries with left forearm smashes to Sydal. Sydal drops Aries with a Desperation Boot. Aries trips Sydal in mid-air.
Aries with a Flying Forearm Smash to Sydal. Aries is distracted by Mathews who won’t shut his mouth. Sydal blocks The Hangman’s Neck Breaker. Sydal knocks Aries off the ring apron. Aries with an Inside Out Lariat for a two count. Aries goes for a Brain Buster, but Sydal lands back on his feet. Sydal hits the Inverted Leg Drop for a two count. Sydal and Aries are trading back and forth shots. Sydal with a Sliding German Suplex for a two count. Sydal kicks the back of Aries head. Sydal goes for another Buzzsaw Kick, but Aries counters with a Knee Breaker/Vertical Suplex Combination.
Mathews trips Aries from the outside. Mathews begs for mercy. Sydal decks Aries with a Jumping Knee Strike. Aries responds with a Discus Forearm Smash for a two count. Aries has Sydal in the position for the Death Valley Driver. Aries avoids a leg lariat from Sydal. Aries creates distance with a shoulder block. Aries repeatedly claps the ears of Sydal. Aries connects with the Hangman’s Neck Breaker. Aries ascends to the top turnbuckle. Petey Williams knocks Mathews off the ring apron. Sydal with a No Hands Hurricanrana to Aries. Sydal goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Aries ducks out of the way. Aries blast Sydal with another Discus Forearm Smash. Aries follows that with a Corner Dropkick. Aries plants Sydal with The Brain Buster to pickup the victory.
Winner: New IMPACT Wrestling Grand Champion, Austin Aries via Pinfall