March 22, 2018
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
Alberto El Patron & Austin Aries In-Ring Segment:
First Match: Trevor Lee w/Caleb Konley vs. Fallah Bahh
Bahh is trying to play mind games with Lee. Lee shoves Bahh. Bahh responds with a Body Avalanche. Lee is trying to regain his composure on the ring apron. Lee kicks Bahh in the gut. Lee follows that with a uppercut/forearm combination. Lee applies a side headlock. Bahh drops Lee with a shoulder tackle. Bahh walks over Lee’s back. Bahh goes for a Samoan Drop, but Lee lands back on his feet. Konley hops on the ring apron to distract Bahh.
Bahh takes a swing at Konley. Lee attacks Bahh from behind. Lee delivers a buzzsaw kick. Lee blasts Bahh with a knife edge chop. Lee crawls under Bahh. Lee connects with The PK. Konley whips Bahh shoulder first to the steel ring steps. Lee transitions into a ground and pound attack. Lee locks in the Cravate. Lee repeatedly drives his knee to the back of Bahh. Lee with the cover for a two count. Lee is wearing down Bahh on the middle rope.
Lee slaps Bahh in the chest. Bahh is pissed. Lee goes for a PowerBomb, but Bahh counters with a Back Body Drop. Bahh with a Seated Senton to Lee. Bahh goes for a Body Avalanche, but Konley is trying to drag Lee out of the ring. Bahh steamrolls over The Cult of Lee. Bahh connects with the Samonan Drop for a two count. Bahh drags Lee to the corner. Bahh heads to the middle turnbuckle. Konley attacks Bahh behind the referee’s back. Lee plants Bahh with the Avalanche School Boy to pickup the victory.
Winner: Trevor Lee via Pinfall
Petey Williams Backstage Interview:
Second Match: Matt Sydal (c) vs. Rohit Raju For The IMPACT Wrestling X-Division Championship
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Sydal backs Raju into the turnbuckles. Sydal calls for peace. Sydal applies a wrist lock. Sydal transitions into a front facelock. Raju responds with a wrist lock. Sydal with a Fireman’s Carry TakeOver. Sydal applies an arm-bar. Raju drops Sydal with a shoulder tackle. Sydal leapfrogs over Raju. Raju ducks a clothesline from Sydal. Raju kicks the right leg of Sydal. Raju with a Sliding Dropkick for a two count. Raju blasts Sydal with a big haymaker. Raju kicks Sydal in the gut. Raju decks Sydal with a Back Elbow Smash. Sydal responds with a Spinning Heel Kick. Sydal repeatedly kicks the hamstring of Raju.
Sydal delivers a Sliding Knee Strike in the corner. Sydal and Raju are trading back and forth shots. Sydal drop toe holds Raju to the canvas. Sydal. Sydal locks in The Last Chancery. Raju brings his lighting quick offense to Sydal. Raju hits a Swinging Neck Breaker for a two count. Coming out of the commercial break, Sydal blocks a clothesline from Raju. Sydal with an Inverted DDT/Leg Drop Combination. Sydal follows that with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Raju takes down Sydal with a leg sweep.
Raju with a Running Forearm Smash to Sydal. Raju hits Sydal with the Helluva Kick for a two count. Raju dodges a leg lariat from Sydal. Raju rolls Sydal over for a two count. Raju with a Jumping Knee Strike for a two count. Sydal responds with a High Leg Lariat for a two count. Following a forearm exchange, Sydal applies a waist lock. Sydal with a Sliding German Suplex for a two count. Sydal drags Raju to the corner. Sydal ascends to the top turnbuckle. Sydal connects with a Sunset Flip PowerBomb. Sydal lands The Shooting Star Press to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still IMPACT Wrestling X-Division Champion, Matt Sydal via Pinfall
Moose Backstage Interview:
Eli Drake Backstage Interview:
Third Match: Allie (c) vs Sienna For The IMPACT Wrestling Knockouts Championship
Sienna attacks Allie before the bell rings. Sienna transitions into a ground and pound attack. Sienna repeatedly stomps on Allie’s chest. Sienna is choking Allie with her boot. Sienna goes for a Body Avalanche, but Allie ducks out of the way. Allie drops Sienna with a Corner Clothesline. Allie follows that with Two Sliding Forearm Smashes. Sienna uppercuts Allie. Allie goes for a Crossbody Block, but Sienna counters with a Fallaway Slam for a two count. Sienna is wearing down Allie on the middle rope.
Sienna goes for a Samoan Drop, but Allie counters with a BackStabber. Allie is dishing out more forearms to Sienna. Allie dropkicks Sienna into the turnbuckles. Allie clotheslines Sienna. Sienna blocks The CodeBreaker from Allie. Allie SuperKicks the right shoulder of Sienna. Allie connects with The Code Breaker for a two count. Sienna responds with a Discus Lariat for a two count. Sienna goes for The AK-47, but Allie lands back on her feet. Allie SuperKicks Sienna to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still IMPACT Wrestling Knockouts Champion, Allie via Pinfall
Allie, Braxton Sutter, and Su Young In-Ring Segment:
Ethan Carter III Backstage Interview:
Eddie Edwards & oVe Segment:
Fourth Match: Abyss w/Father James Mitchell vs. Kongo Kong w/Jimmy Jacobs in a Monsters Ball Match
Abyss and Kong are quickly trading back and forth shots. Kong drops Abyss with a Running Body Avalanche. Kong is throwing multiple haymakers at Abyss. Kong is mauling Abyss in the corner. Kong lands a Stinger Splash. Kong goes for another Body Avalanche, but Abyss ducks out of the way. Abyss knocks Kong over the top rope with a Garbage Can. Kong drives Abyss through a table during the commercial break. Abyss launches Kong off the top turnbuckle. Abyss dumps a collection of thumbtacks on the canvas.
Jacobs attacks Abyss with a Kendo Stick. Abyss snatches the Kendo Stick away from Jacobs. Mitchell grabs Janice. Jacobs crawls back into the ring. Kong attacks Abyss from behind. Kong ChokeSlams Abyss through the thumbtacks for a two count. Kong sets up a table in the corner. Kong heads back to the top turnbuckle. Abyss PowerBombs Kong through a table for a two count. Kong blocks The Janice Shot. Kong ChokeSlams Abyss on the Barbed Wire Board. Kong lands The Kongo Splash to pickup the victory.
Winner: Kongo Kong via Pinfall
2018 Feast or Fired Results:
1.) Eli Drake will have a future IMPACT Wrestling Tag Team Title Opportunity
2.) Petey Williams will have a future IMPACT Wrestling X-Division Title Opportunity
3.) Moose will have a future IMPACT Wrestling World Title Opportunity
4.) Ethan Carter III is officially fired from IMPACT Wrestling
Ethan Carter III & Brian Cage Segment: