March 15, 2018
The Impact Zone
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: Sami Callihan vs. Fallah Bahh w/oVe
Bahh screams at Callihan. Callihan pie faces Bahh. Bahh throws Callihan to the bottom rope. Bahh mocks Callihan. Callihan kicks Bahh in the gut. Callihan applies a side headlock. Bahh drops Callihan with a shoulder tackle. Callihan rolls himself out of the ring. Callihan grabs a baseball bat. Bahh tells Callihan to bring it. Bahh ducks a clothesline from Callihan. Bahh with a Running Crossbody Block for a two count. Bahh is choking Callihan with his foot. Callihan transitions into a ground and pound attack. Callihan decks Bahh with a Bicycle Kick for a two count.
Callihan applies a rear chin lock. Callihan drives Bahh head to the canvas. Callihan is mauling Bahh in the corner. Callihan and Bahh are trading knife edge chops. Bahh runs through Callihan with a Body Avalanche. Callihan responds with a Big Boot. Bahh connects with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex for a two count. Bahh goes for a Samoan Drop, but Callihan lands back on his feet. The running lariats from Callihan are having no affect on Bahh. Bahh hits the Samoan Drop. Callihan thrust kicks the hamstring of Bahh. Callihan plants Bahh with a Running Death Valley Driver to pickup the victory.
Winner: Sami Callihan via Pinfall
Austin Aries & Alberto El Patron Segment:
Jimmy Jacobs, Kongo Kong, Abyss, and James Mitchell Segment:
Second Match: Rosemary vs. Taya Valkyrie
Rosemary starts things off with a Spear. Rosemary transitions into a ground and pound attack. Rosemary is choking Taya in the center of the ring. Rosemary lands a Flying Spear off the ring apron. Rosemary rolls Taya back into the ring. Rosemary connects with a Flying Crossbody Block. Rosemary drag Taya to the corner. Rosemary delivers multiple forearm smashes. Taya sends Rosemary crashing shoulder first to the steel ring post. Taya SomerSaults over Rosemary. Taya slaps Rosemary in the face. Taya follows that with a Running Back Elbow Strike. Rosemary side steps Taya into the turnbuckles. Rosemary connects with a German Suplex.
Taya blocks the Sunset Flip. Rosemary is biting Taya’s left knee. Taya with a Double Foot Stomp for a two count. Taya rams Rosemary’s face across the top turnbuckle pad. Rosemary fires back with multiple haymakers. Taya responds with a Sitout Rear Mat Slam for a two count. Taya slaps Rosemary in the chest. Taya avoids a Double Knee Strike from Rosemary. Rosemary goes for the Upside Down, but Taya counters with a Reverse Alabama Slam. Taya applies a rear chin lock.
Taya goes for Road to Valhalla, but Rosemary counters with Forearm Smashes. Taya slides under Rosemary. Taya decks Rosemary with a Curb Stomp. Taya goes for a MoonSault, but Rosemary ducks out of the way. Rosemary drops Taya with a Running Knee Strike. Rosemary clotheslines Taya over the top rope. This leads to the referee calling for the bell. After the match, Rosemary and Taya are trading back and forth shots. Taya plants Rosemary with The Road To Valhalla on the stage.
Match Results: Double CountOut
Eli Drake & Chris Adonis Segment:
Ethan Carter III Backstage Interview:
Brian Cage & Bobby Lashley Segment:
Matt Sydal & Josh Mathews In-Ring Segment:
Third Match: Petey Williams vs. Caleb Konley vs. Tyrus vs. Moose vs. KM vs. Rohit Raju vs. Trevor Lee vs. Ethan Carter III vs. Taiji Ishimori vs. Eli Drake in The 2018 Feast or Fired Match
The Cult of Lee knocks KM off the top turnbuckle. Drake is exchanging blows with Moose. Konley applies a Cravate on the top rope. Raju kicks Lee in the gut. EC3 throws Williams and Ishimori out of the ring. Moose with a clubbing blow to the back of KM. The Cult of Lee drives KM crotch first to the steel ring post. Tyrus with clubbing haymakers to EC3. Drake is teeing off on Moose. Moose responds with a series of knife edge chops. Drake lowers the top rope which sends Moose crashing to the outside. Moose whips Drake sternum first to the steel guard rail.
Raju with a Running Forearms to Ishimori. Raju uppercuts Williams. Williams with a drop toe hold that sends Raju to the middle rope. Williams dropkicks the back of Raju. Williams follows that with a Tilt-A-Whirl Side Russian Leg Sweep. Williams decks Ishimori with a Basement Dropkick. Ishimori responds with a Side Leg Lariat. Ishimori connects with a SlingShot Double Foot Stomp. Lee drives Ishimori face first to the middle turnbuckle pad. KM knocks Lee off the ring apron. Konley attacks KM from behind. Lee delivers the PK. Raju dropkicks Lee off the ring apron. Williams hits a SlingShot Hurricanrana. Raju continues the sequence with a Double Suicide Dive.
Ishimori lays out everybody with a Golden Triangle MoonSault. Williams with a SlingShot CodeBreaker to Konley. Williams connects with a Canadian Destroyer. Williams retrieves case number two. Moose HeadButts Lee. Moose with a Bicycle Kick to Drake. Moose Buckle Bombs Raju. Moose with a series of Running Back Elbow Strikes. Moose launches KM out of the ring. Moose runs into a knife edge chop from EC3. Moose dropkicks the back of EC3. Moose retrieves case number four. Ishimori with a HandSpring Enzuigiri to Lee. Konley is lighting up Ishimori in the corner. Ishimori slides under Konley. Ishimori with a SpringBoard Senton. Ishimori rips off his t-shrit. Lee rocks Ishimori with a Caveman Punch. Konley follows that with a Saito Suplex.
Raju is trying to negate the tandem offense from Cult of Lee. The Cult of Lee/Drop Toe Hold/High Knee Strike Combination. The Cult of Lee are trying to double team with Tyrus. Tyrus is throwing Exploder Suplex’s. Tyrus with a Vertical Suplex to Drake. EC3 low blows Tyrus. EC3 grabs case number three. EC3 hits Tyrus with the briefcase. Ishimori is distracted by Drake. Ishimori goes for a Flying Crossbody Block, but Drake counters with The Gravy Train. KM goes for The EGO Driver, but Drake counters with another Gravy Train. Drake launches Konley out of the ring. Drake connects with an Avalanche German Suplex. Drake procures the final case.
Winner: Petey Williams, Moose, Ethan Carter III, and Eli Drake
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