June 28, 2017
Boyle Heights, California
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
– Catrina instructs Mil Muertes to destroy every single participant of The Cueto Cup. Catrina and Muertes starts making out.
First Match: Veneno vs. Mil Muertes w/Catrina in a First Round Match in the Inaugural Cueto Cup Tournament
Muertes Spears Veneno immediately after the bell rings. Muertes transitions into a ground and pound attack. Muertes plants Veneno with a PowerBomb. Muertes continues to maul Veneno. Muertes launches Veneno to the other side of the ring. Muertes clotheslines Veneno. Muertes goes back into the ground and pound attack. Muertes lands a massive ChokeSlam. Muertes connects with the FlatLiner to pickup the victory. After the match, Catrina gives Veneno the Lick of Death.
Winner: Mil Muertes via Pinfall
Second Match: Paul London vs. Vibora w/Kobra Moon in a First Round Match in the Inaugural Cueto Cup Tournament
London lands a Basement Dropkick. London lands a series of palm strikes, but Vibora is not buying anything that comes his way. London offers a carrot to Vibora. London is choking Kobra Moon with the carrot. London dives off the ring apron, but Vibora lands a big right hand in mid-air. Vibora rolls London back into the ring. Vibora with a clothesline to the back of London’s head. Vibora connects with the body avalanche in the corner. Vibora launches London around the ring like a rag doll.
London SuperKicks Vibora. London ascends to the top turnbuckle. Vibora plants London with a Super Back BodyDrop. The Rabbit Tribe enters the ring in an attempt to distract Vibora. London with a Leg Scissors Takeover that sends Vibora crashing to the outside. London connects with the Springboard Trust Fall. The Rabbit Tribe are holding onto Vibora ankles under the ring. This leads to the referee counting Vibora out.
Winner: Paul London via Countout
Third Match: Taya Valkyrie vs. Joey Ryan in a First Round Match in the Inaugural Cueto Cup Tournament
Ryan offers his lollipop to Taya. Taya lands a clubbing blow to the back of Ryan. Taya connects with a running clothesline. Taya follows that with a running double knee strike. Taya rakes the back of Ryan. Taya grabs Ryan by his chest hair. Ryan SuperKicks Taya off the ring apron. Ryan with a clubbing blow to the back of Taya. Ryan bounces Taya’s head on the ring apron. Ryan tosses Taya back into the ring.
Ryan ascends to the top turnbuckle. Taya lands a flurry of knife edge chops. Taya plants Ryan with a bodyslam. Taya connects with a Double Stomp to the chet of Ryan for a two count. Ryan side steps into the turnbuckles. Ryan places Taya on the top turnbuckle. Ryan goes for a Electric Chair Slam, but Taya gets back on his feet. Taya connects with a Northern’s Light Suplex with a Bridge. Taya rolls through into another Double Stomp to the chest of Ryan to pickup the victory.
Winner: Taya Valkyrie via Pinfall
– Jeremiah Crane attacks Mil Muertes in the backstage area with a Steel Chair. Jeremiah says that Catrina is his property.
Fourth Match: Killshot vs. Jeremiah Crane in a First Round Match in the Inaugural Cueto Cup Tournament
Killshot lands a snap Thrust Kick in the corner. Killshot with a Flying Pascada to the outside. Crane responds with a Suicide Dive. Killshot drops Crane with a Top Moonsault. Crane lands another Suicide Dive. Crane connects with a forearm smash. Killshot whips Crane back first into the wall. Killshot with a Flying Crossbody off one of the platforms in the temple. Killshot lands a big right hand. Killshot drops Crane with a uppercut to the jaw. Crane sends Killshot into the steel guard rail. Crane follows that with a Exploder Suplex. Crane lands a running knife edge chop across the chest of Killshot. Crane with a Running Cannonball that sends Killshot crashing into a collection of stairs placed at the ringside area. Crane goes to the top turnbuckle. Killshot slaps Crane in the face. Crane and Killshot battles for position on the top turnbuckle.
Crane goes for a Sunset Flip PowerBomb, but Killshot gets back on his feet. Killshot SuperKicks Crane. Killshot with a Running Leg Lariat in the corner for a two count. Crane responds with a leaping knee strike. Killshot plants Crane with a Roll Through Cutter for a two count. Killshot goes for the JML, but Crane blocks it. Killshot goes for JML again, but Crane counters with a Jack Knife Cover for a two count. Crane SuperKicks Killshot. Crane plants Killshot with a Cork Screw Brain Buster for a two count. Crane with a running forearm strike to Killshot. Killshot responds with a forearm strike of his own. Crane connects with the Bicycle Kick. Killshot and Crane trades back and forth thrust kicks. Crane spits into the face of Killshot.
Killshot fires up with a series of jabs. Killshot blocks a Release Suplex from Crane. Killshot SuperKicks Crane in the corner. Killshot plants Crane with a Tornado DDT for a two count. Killshot gets Crane in a Cross Arm Breaker, but Crane finds a way to escape the hold. Crane drives Killshot knee to the middle turnbuckle. Killshot with a Death Valley Driver on the ring apron. Killshot connects with the KillStomp for a two count. Killshot goes for JML, but Dante Fox distracts him. Crane plants Killshot with the PileDriver to pickup the victory. After the match, Catrina appears at the top of temple staring at Crane.
Winner: Jeremiah Crane via Pinfall
– Next week we’ll have Prince Puma vs. Ricky Mandel, Sexy Star vs. PJ Black, El Dragon Azteca Jr vs. Dante Fox and Son of Havoc vs. Son of Madness.
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