AEW Rampage Results (8/27/21): Kenny Omega & Brandon Cutler vs. Christian Cage & Frankie Kazarian

AEW Rampage
August 27, 2021
UW-Milwaukee Panther Arena
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

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Commentary Team: (Excalibur, Chris Jericho, TAZ, and Mark Henry)

Ring Announcer: Justin Roberts 

Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: (33-10) The Jurassic Express w/Marko Stunt vs. (26-10) The Lucha Brothers w/Alex Abrahantes. The Winners Will Battle The Young Bucks In A Steel Cage Match For The AEW World Tag Team Titles At All Out 

The Young Bucks are watching this match on the stage. Jungle Boy and Fenix will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Jungle Boy with a waist lock go-behind. Jungle Boy applies a side headlock. Fenix whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Jungle Boy drops Fenix with a shoulder tackle. Fenix drops down on the canvas. Fenix holds onto the ropes. Jungle Boy slides out of the ring. Jungle Boy blocks The PK. Jungle Boy decks Fenix with a back elbow smash. Jungle Boy denies The Roundhouse Kick. Jungle Boy with an Apron Enzuigiri. Jungle Boy slips over Fenix’s back. Jungle Boy with a Cazadora Arm-Drag. Jungle Boy dropkicks Fenix. Jungle Boy pops back on his feet. Fenix slaps Jungle Boy in the chest. Fenix kicks Luchasaurus off the ring apron. Fenix with The Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Jungle Boy blocks The SuperKick. Fenix denies The Snare Trap. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Luchasaurus and Pentagon are tagged in. Cero Miedo. Pentagon repeatedly kicks the left hamstring of Luchasaurus. Pentagon with a knife edge chop. Pentagon with Three HeadButts. Luchasaurus goes for The Chokeslam, but Pentagon blocks it. Luchasaurus slaps Pentagon in the chest. Fenix with a SpringBoard Missile Dropkick. Fenix with The Rebound Hook Kick to Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus answers with The Roundhouse Kick. SuperKick Exchange.

Lucha Brothers has complete control of this match during the commercial break. Fenix with a SpringBoard Side Kick to Luchasaurus. Jungle Boy rolls Fenix over for a two count. Chop/Forearm Exchange. Misfired Clotheslines. Stereo Suicide Dives. Both men are knocked down after a double clothesline. Pentagon and Luchasaurus are tagged in. Luchasaurus is throwing haymakers at Pentagon. Luchasaurus delivers his combination offense. Luchasaurus with a Release German Suplex. Luchasaurus pops back on his feet. Luchasaurus sends Fenix chest first into the canvas. Luchasaurus with a double clothesline. Luchasaurus with The Tail Whip. Luchasaurus Chokeslams Fenix on top of Pentagon. Luchasaurus with The Standing MoonSault for a two count. Pentagon with a chop/hamstring kick combination. Pentagon tags in Fenix. Fenix with a Spinning Back Kick. Fenix scores a right jab. Fenix with a knife edge chop. Luchasaurus reverses out of the irish whip from Fenix. Fenix side steps Luchasaurus into the turnbuckles. Fenix with a SpringBoard Spinning Back Kick. Fenix lands The Frog Splash for a two count. Luchasaurus kicks Fenix in the chest. Luchasaurus HeadButts Fenix. Jungle Boy tags himself in. Standing Switch Exchange. Jungle Boy with The Rebound Lariat. Jungle Boy drills Fenix with The Reverse Hurricanrana for a two count.

Jungle Boy with The Tiger Driver. Jungle Boy applies The Snare Trap. Pentagon kicks Jungle Boy in the back of the head. Fenix tags in Pentagon. Pentagon SuperKicks Jungle Boy. Pentagon with The BackStabber. Pentagon connects with The Pentagon Driver for a two count. Pentagon goes for The Package PileDriver, but Jungle Boy lands back on his feet. Jungle Boy shoves Pentagon into Fenix. Jungle Boy dumps Pentagon out of the ring. Fenix is throwing haymakers at Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy with heavy bodyshots. Fenix with The SpringBoard FrankenSteiner to the outside. Fenix rolls Jungle Boy back into the ring. Pentagon goes into the cover for a two count. Pentagon tags in Fenix. Jungle Boy SuperKicks Fenix. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus goes for The Tombstone PileDriver, but Fenix counters with The Hurricanrana. Fenix sends Jungle Boy to the apron. Fenix with a knife edge chop. Jungle Boy with forearm shivers. Pentagon drills Jungle Boy with The Canadian Destroyer on the apron. Fenix with a SpringBoard Canadian Destroyer to Luchasaurus for a one count. SuperKick Party. Assisted Cazadora Splash for a two count. Lucha Brothers plants Luchasaurus with The Assisted Package PileDriver to pickup the victory. After the match, The Young Bucks attacks The Lucha Brothers from behind.

Winner: (37-10) The Lucha Brothers via Pinfall  

Second Match: (33-6) Taynara Conti vs. (18-11) The Bunny w/The Blade 

Bunny attacks Conti before the bell rings. Bunny pulls Conti down to the mat. Bunny repeatedly stomps on Conti’s chest. Bunny with The Sliding D for a two count. Bunny talks smack to Conti. Bunny kicks Conti in the gut. Bunny with a running knee lift. Bunny skips around the ring. Bunny hooks the outside leg for a two count. Bunny sends Conti to the corner. Chop Exchange. Bunny rakes the eyes of Conti. Bunny kicks Conti in the face. Bunny is choking Conti with her boot. Bunny rakes the back of Conti. Bunny puts her knee on the back of Conti’s neck.

Conti with heavy bodyshots. Bunny clotheslines Conti for a two count. Conti fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Conti whips Bunny into the turnbuckles. Conti with a series of judo throws. Conti with a Uranage Face Plant onto the knee. Conti follows that with The Swinging Uranage Slam. Conti nails Bunny with Three Pump Kicks. Conti connects with The Tay KO. Conti prepares for The Hammerlock DDT. Conti gets distracted by Penelope Ford. Conti SuperKicks Bunny. Blade gives Bunny the brass knuckles. The referee is trying to get Ford off the ring apron. Bunny plants Conti with the brass knuckle punch to pickup the victory.

Winner: (34-6) Taynara Conti via Pinfall 

Third Match: (49-13) Kenny Omega & (9-33-2) Brandon Cutler w/Don Callis and Michael Nakazawa vs. (9-0) Christian Cage & (50-25) Frankie Kazarian

Brandon Cutler and Frankie Kazarian will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Kazarian backs Cutler into the turnbuckles. Kazarian with rapid fire haymakers. Kazarian whips Cutler into the turnbuckles. Kazarian with a Spinning Back Kick. Kazarian with a knee lift. Kazarian clotheslines Cutler. Kazarian sends Cutler to the corner. Kazarian talks smack to Omega. Cutler tags in Omega. Nakazawa trips Kazarian from the outside. Omega repeatedly stomps on Kazarian’s back. Omega slams Kazarian’s head on the top turnbucle pad. Omega is choking Kazarian with his boot. Omega with a blistering chop. Kazarian unloads two knife edge chops. Omega reverses out of the irish whip from Kazarian. Kazarian side steps Omega into the turnbuckles. Kazarian drops Omega with a Side Russian Leg Sweep. Cage and Cutler are tagged in. Cage rocks Cutler with a forearm smash. Cage with clubbing blows to Cutler’s back. Cage uppercuts Cutler. Cage tags in Kazarian.

Cage stands on Cutler’s back. Cage with The Slingshot Uppercut. Kazarian with The SpringBoard Leg Drop. Kazarian slaps Cutler in the back of the head. Kazarian dumps Cutler ribs first on the top rope. Kazarian with a Running Boot. Nakazawa hits Kazarian with a laptaop. Kazarian is pissed. Cage whips Nakazawa into the steel barricade. Omega clotheslines Kazarian. Omega rolls Kazarian back into the ring. Cutler tags in Omega. Omega punches Kazarian in the back. Omega scores two right jabs. Omega with The Rolling Senton. Omega lands The MoonSault for a two count. Omega taunts Cage. Omega rakes the eyes of Kazarian. Kazarian with heavy bodyshots. Cutler kicks Kazarian in the back. Omega with a running palm thrust. Omega tags in Cutler.

Cutler starts dancing. Cutler with two elbow drops. Kazarian avoids the third elbow drop. Kazarian tags in Cage. Omega hops off the apron. Cage tees off on Cutler. Cage whips Cutler across the ring. Cage with The Back Body Drop. Cage unloads four knife edge chops. Cage denies The One Winged Angel. Cage shoves Omega into Cutler. Cage transitions into a corner mount. Cage drops Omega with Two Reverse DDT’s. Omega drives Cage crotch first into the steel ring post behind the referee’s back. Don Callis argues with the referee. Omega inadvertently clocks Cutler with The V-Trigger. Kazarian is throwing haymakers at Omega. Omega shoves Kazarian. Omega denies The Kill Switch. Omega retreats to the outside. Cage connects with The Spear. Cage plants Cutler with The Kill Switch to pickup the victory.

Winner: (10-0) Christian Cage & (51-25) Frankie Kazarian via Pinfall 

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Author: Josh Lopez