MLW Fusion
May 2, 2020
Auditorio Fautso Gutierrez
Tijuana, Mexico
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
https://twitter.com/MLW/status/1256765816923721728
First Match: Black Destiny, Fantastick, and Rayo Star w/Viva Van vs. Poder De Norte (Tito Santana, Mocho Cota Jr, and Carta Brava Jr) in a 6-Man Tag Team Match
Fantastick dropkicks Brava to the floor. Destiny and Star with Stereo Hurricanrana’s. Triple Dives. Brava drops down on the canvas. Star shows off his athleticism. Destiny with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Brava launches Destiny over the top rope. Destiny with a shoulder block. Destiny with a Rebound Arm-Drag TakeOver. Santana kicks Star in the gut. Santana with a straight right hand. Star kicks Santana in the gut. Star hits Code Red for a two count. Destiny ducks a clothesline from Santana. Star with a Running Hurricanrana. Star is playing mind games with Santana. Cota with a Blindside Dropkick. Fantastick with a single leg dropkick. Brava drives Star crotch first into the steel ring post. Cota with a basement dropkick in the corner. Poder De Norte starts triple teaming Star. Santana with The SpineBuster. Santana catapults Star into a massive chair shot from Cota. Poder De Norte dumps Star onto a pile of chairs.
Brava blasts Destiny with the steel chair. Double Irish Whip. Cota trips Destiny from the outside. Poder De Norte with Stereo Basement Dropkicks. Poder De Norte has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Brava chops Fantastick in the chest. Fantastick with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Brava gets Fantastick tied in the tree of woe. Brava with The Flying Double Foot Stomp for a two count. Brava reverses out of the irish whip from Star. Star puts Brava on the top turnbuckle. Star with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Star with an Avalanche Spanish Fly for a two count. Santana ducks a clothesline from Star. Santana with The Crucifix Bomb for a two count. Santana with an overhand chop. Destiny responds with a Spinning Back Kick.
Destiny hits The HandSpring Cutter for a two count. Brava with the irish whip. Destiny dives over Brava. Cota with an OverHead Belly to Belly Suplex into the turnbuckles. Brava dropkicks Star in mid-air. Santana drills Fantastick with Code Red for a two count. Brava with a shoulder tackle that sends Fantastick to the floor. Destiny pulls Brava out of the ring. Destiny has Brava draped across the steel guardrail. Destiny lands The Suicide Dive. Fantastick and Star with Stereo Arm-Drag TakeOvers. Poder De Norte answers with Stereo Suicide Dives. Viva Van wipes out everybody with a Corkscrew Splash. Destiny with a Tiger Wall Flip Kick. Brava kicks out the legs of Destiny. Cota with a Diving Corner Clothesline. Santana follows that with a ShotGun Meteora. Brava with a Corner Dropkick. Cota lands The Frog Splash to pickup the victory.
Winner: Poder De Norte via Pinfall
The Lifestyles Of The Rich And Dynastic
https://twitter.com/MLW/status/1256769320513929217
Alexander Hammerstone: Okay, Holliday, what is the surprise? Why did you pull me out here?
Richard Holliday: Hammer, I want you to take a look at this. What do you think this? Besides a really ugly yellow house, what you think this is?
Alexander Hammerstone: A super ugly yellow house?
Richard Holliday: Correct. Also, this is Savio Vega’s childhood home. His mother raised him here, alone. I give her a lot of credit for that. This is where Savio, as a child would come and play in the front yard, because they didn’t have a backyard. This is where Savio would dream of being a professional wrestler. Only to not be as big of a star as The Dynasty, but he’s okay, you know what I mean?
The mother, she ran into some financial hardships, she couldn’t afford the house, so I bought it. So not only do I have the Caribbean Title, but I also have the title to the house. You know what that makes me? That makes me, Richie Two Titles. It has a little ring to it. So, i’m thinking about making this a condo, but I don’t really trust people to pay rent for a full year, so I’m thinking Air BNB, get them in and get them out.
Alexander Hammerstone: And that way, when it’s empty, if we want, we could come to Puerto Rico and we can vacation here.
Richard Holliday: Haha I would never do that. Oh, god, don’t even joke about that.
Alexander Hammerstone: Seriously, this smells. Let’s go back to the resort.
Richard Holliday: Yeah, actually it smells so bad, I think the leather on my title is starting to smell, so I’m gonna bring this to the cleaners.
– MLW Anthology will be coming soon.
– Don’t forget everybody, you can get your official MLW Merchandise at MLWShop.com
Brian Pillman Jr Promo
Jordan Oliver, you want to assault me? You want to jump me and play the numbers game? You want to go as far as to cut off my livelihood, my hair? Well, you’ll get your chance, Jordan Oliver, because it’s you and me, mano a mano. My glorious luscious mullet versus your white trash head, hair versus hair match, it’s going down.
LA Park En La Cocina Pendejos
https://twitter.com/MLW/status/1256772481106485248
LA Park: Hello friends we are here with MLW for cooking with LA Park. Our cooking show is called, En La Cocina With LA Park, Pendejos! That means, in the kitchen with LA Park, dumbasses. Word, and today we are going to prepare something delicious. What are we going to prepare? Relax your pants because we are going to make a scrumptious
Mexican pork dish with that original LA Park family style. Pay attention. Especially you, Psycho Clown. Because I know that you’re coming to this company and i want to be healthy and have the nutrition to cope with pain. I do not want you to come here dragging ass like a struggling dog on the rug. So, eat well. I want you to be your best for these gringos. So, make sure you take notes. These are the ingredients we are going to use for this blessed Mexican pork dish.
– 750 grams Cortadillo De Res
– 320 grams Cortadillo De Rerdo
– 250 grams Salchica Para Asar
– 100 grams Tolcino
– 250 grams Chorizo
– 250 grams Manteca De Cerdo
– 4 Tomatoes
– 1 Rebolla
– Cilantro al gusto
– Sal, pimienta y ajo en polvo
– pure de tomate
– 1 cubo consome de tomate
So wash you hands very good so we don’t catch the coronavirus. This dish is going to come out very good and tasty. After we wash or hands now, we have to cut the gimmicks, tomatoes, and onions. Oh, and by the way, i’m here with my successful boys, Hijo De LA Park and LA Park Jr, so let’s do this. I also know that coming to this company is Mr. without a clown there is no party. Yes, Pagano is coming. Lots of talent is coming to MLW. I hope they come with their working pants on and they do not come here to fuck around. For a long time, I along with my children have elevated Mexican Wrestling. So I do not want you to come here and start joking around. So, let’s prepare the food and eat well and help our quarantine gringo chefs at home.
Hijo De LA Park: Man, MLW is signing these clowns. Clowns have no credibility. Unlike our recipe. We are going to show you how to cook and eat.
LA Park Jr: To be a good wrestler and masculine man you need to know how to cook.
LA Park: And to make yourself a real badass! So our next step is cutting the onions, and the tomatoes. We then need to add a hint of blubber to the pan. Make sure it melts, it needs to melt well. Very good. So, you carnival clowns, come to the United States for a real fight. Do not come here to look ridiculous. Psycho Clown, what do you call that move? Trash! No, no. You come here to bust your ass in the US. There are few of us Mexicans who fight with such pride. Do not be a chicken. Do not embarrass our country here in the US because I have worked hard to represent. Anyway, after the blubber is melted we are going to put in the pork.
Which is, 250 grams of pork. We are going to fry the father of Psycho Clown, Super Porky. This is your father. We will put some sauce on that pig of a father of yours, Psycho Clown. Super Porky. As you can see, my sons have finished cutting the tomatoes, onions and other gimmicks. Just like we cut, now you come to the US to be in the cut like a rockstar. Don’t expect everything to be handed to you with a silver spoon, big boy. No, Psycho Clown you come here to bust your ass in MLW. Everyone that’s here is because we busted our asses. No one handed us anything. For the first time, you are leaving your company to come to another company. And I want you to be successful so then you can fight me, so I can beat your ass.
Hijo De LA Park: That’s what’s up. Remember, MLW is no little league like AAA. MLW is the home of Los Parks: LA Park, LA Park Jr, Hijo De LA Park. He we are going to make you respect the real wrestling.
LA Park Jr: You are not coming here to play with us or the other wrestlers. You are coming here to wrestle for real in MLW.
LA Park: Eh. Big boy is coming here to be a clown. A Clown? Not in MLW. You must come here to bust your ass. And as you can see, they have just finished chopping.
Hijo De LA Park: I did it. Chopped up cilantro, onions and tomato so we can have a delightful Mexican pork dish. So you can enjoy a good dish with your family and see how a real successful family eats.
LA Park Jr: And so you can see a real family dominates everything they do.
LA Park: Now we are going to add some sausage. You are going to say this is a mess in the kitchen, but at the end, you will say that this is amazing. Very amazing. The only problem is that it is burning and getting sticky. So, we add sausage, bacon, and pork. Now we add some steak, chopped up steak. It is a bit frozen, but have faith, it will taste amazing. So, dance and romance a little while it defrosts. Now would be a good opportunity to tell MLW wrestlers that you gringos are not prepared to face Hijo De LA Park, LA Park Jr, or me. We want to fight for the titles in all weight classes. Singles, middleweight and tag team. So MLW, you have been warned: give us title shots or we will make life hell.
Hijo De LA Park: Respect. I heard some rumors that Konnan is bringing in these little clowns that call themselves wrestlers. But what Konnan does not know is the quality and capability we have as a family. Me, LA Park and LA Park Jr are the best team in the world.
LA Park Jr: So Konnan, please do not bring in some trash clowns to MLW.
LA Park: Look Konnan, we both know that we never got along. You can smuggle in the best from Mexico, but you know who LA Park is. You know how much I pull in Mexico. So, I would like for you to bring these clowns to MLW so I can conquer them and you can finally admit that I am the best. Like you said in Japan, I don’t care about the pain, but what is important is that I am successful.
How do I look now? Oh, now we add salt, pepper, and the garlic, which is good for the blood pressure of those obese gringo wrestlers. MLW, please give me some real competition. Damn, I put too much garlic, I always put too much. Damn this sucks. Now we are going to add some sausage. Look at this swollen sausage. Not like that limp dog sausage in the US. I have tried them over there and they taste like dog food. No credibility.
Hijo De LA Park: That is what the gringos need, some Mexican sausage and credibility. Some turgid sausage from our family.
LA Park: Sons, I will tell you a story. In the US, the gringos have this sausage. We Mexicans have this sausage. Just like this. Really! This is why the gringas love us. That is why they love us Mexicans because we have big sausages. So now look at me, look at me when i’m talking to you. I am going to grill the sausage. Please light me up. It is almost done. Put in the onions, son. Put in the onions. “Onions” that is how you say it in english. Tomato, big tomato. That reminds me of some kid selling it in Los Angeles. I had may good times there. Hello to that kid, look at us here the real wrestling family. The realist of pro wrestling.
Hijo De LA Park: How do you say cilantro?
LA Park: “Cilantro.” It’s the same in english, focus. We leave it to settle a little, the tomato, the onions and cilantro. Now we add some juice, the juice, tomato juice, pour half of it. Then a cup of water. Then we add little cubes of seasoning. We let this come to a boil. Then we eat with some flour tortillas.
Davey Boy Smith Jr Promo
https://twitter.com/MLW/status/1256774075583791104
It feels great being back here in Tijuana, Mexico. The Hart Foundation, we’ve reunited. The Hart Foundation, we were victorious tonight. Jacob Fatu, where you at, pal? Where are you hiding? I heard that you’re hurt, I heard that you’re sick, heard that you got a broken toe nail, I heard that you had a headache. Well, guess what, pal? It’s only a matter of time, it’s only a matter of time before your times out and Davey Boy Smith Jr meets you in the ring. Because you see, this very ring, right here, where I was busting my ass earlier, training to make myself better, not sitting at home thinking of excuses, trying to hide it.
It was this ring, right here that Rey Mysterio Jr used to practice in. And it’s this ring, right here that gives me the pride and joy every time I go down to the ring and perform. I do it for my family, I do it for myself, but I do it for the fans. Jacob Fatu, mark my words, when you step in the ring with Davey Boy Smith Jr, when I hit you that Running PowerSlam right in the middle of the ring, and I drive your 300 pound fat ass through it, if you manage to kick out, i’m going to dig into my little bag of tricks and i’m gonna procure the Crippler CrossFace. And Jacob Fatu, once I slap that on, you got two choices, too, pal. You either, tap out or pass out, I’ll leave those choices to you.
Mance Warner Promo
Well, Ol Mancer just got off the phone with my boy, Savio. And I just got word that Holliday went up there and he’s buying all the houses. He’s bought Savio’s place, man. Right from underneath him, that’s sick, man, that’s cold blooded. I ain’t got no respect for stuff like that, man. But you see, we’ll get to you at some point, we’ll get you down the road. Hammerstone, Ol Mancer is talking to you, now. See, I shared what you said on Twitter, big man. See, at the end of the day, it don’t matter how much candy that you get out there in Mexico. When you go out there down in Mexico and you buy all that stuff that you eject in that ass of yours, you come back across the border with all your goodies, right? It don’t matter how much you get in there, how much you eat up.
It don’t matter how big you are, how strong you are, how wide you are. If you got to turn sideways to walk through a goddamn door, that don’t matter. Cause at the end of the day, you got a kneecap I could take a baseball bat and drop you and watch you trying to get back up. I could kick your knees out, I could poke you in the eye, and I can headbutt you. You got real nice blonde hair, right? It’s gonna look real nice when I blood you up, Hammerstone. See, right now, you got Ol Mancer’s gold, the openweight gold that Ol Mancer is coming for. At some point, somewhere, you and me, we’re gonna step into a ring and i’m gonna whoop that ass. Imma whoop that ass in the ring, imma whoop that ass outside the ring, imma whoop that ass out in the parking lot, imma whoop that ass out in the crowd, in front of Mancer’s people, that’s my goal.
See, because Ol Mancer got heart. I bleed for this shit. I don’t stay down with a big ole sumbitch like you comes over and knocks me down. I will crawl, I will stand back up, and I will whoop that ass. I got heart, man. I do this, not just for me, but for everybody out there in the crowd, for everybody sitting at home, for everybody that gets told they ain’t got what it takes, Ol Mancer don’t quit baby. Hammerstone, you and Ol Mancer, we’re gonna go to war, big dog. No, war’s too light. I can’t just say we’re gonna fight, either. Let’s just say, one of us ain’t gonna be the same after this. So, keep eating them vitamins, keep on talking that shit, keep on putting Ol Mancer down because everything that you say, i’m going to remember and i’m gonna picture it every night before I go to bed. And when I whoop that ass, imma be yelling out the same shit that you said to Ol Mancer. Hammerstone, Ole Mancer is coming baby, yeah.
Low Ki Update
– Low Ki had a physical altercation with Team Filthy/Team American Top Team before press conference.
– The altercation caused press conference cancellation.
– Dan Lambert has filed a lawsuit against Low Ki for undisclosed damages.
– Next week on MLW Fusion, Los Parks will battle Psycho Clown, Psicosis and Nino De Hamburgues in a 6-Man Tag Team Match.
Second Match: (AAA) Jinetes Del Aire (c) vs. (MLW) Injustice For The AAA World Trios Championship
Octagon clocks Brazil with The Pump Kick. Oliver answers with a throat thrust. SuperKick Exchange. Vikingo ducks a back hand from Reed. Vikingo pump kicks the left wrist of Reed. Vikingo flips off Reed’s back. Reed avoids The Mid-Kick. That leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Vikingo denies The SuperKick. Vikingo reverses out of the irish whip from Reed. Reed launches Vikingo over the top rope. Vikingo with a leaping kick. Vikingo goes for a SpringBoard Hurricanrana, but Reed lands back on his feet. Reed taunts Vikingo. Vikingo sends Reed down to the mat. Reed kicks Vikingo in the face. Reed goes for a Hurricanrana, but Vikingo cartwheels back onto his feet. Vikingo ducks a clothesline from Reed. Vikingo drops Reed with a Windmill Kick. Oliver responds with a Spin Kick. Oliver gives Myzteziz the middle finger salute.
Myzteziz ducks a clothesline from Oliver. Myzteziz with a Jumping Knee Strike. Oliver drops down on the canvas. Oliver dodges The HandSpring Corkscrew Kick. Oliver dives over Myzteziz. Myzteziz with a SpringBoard Corkscrew Body Block. Oliver ducks a clothesline from Myzteziz. Oliver goes for a Running Hurricanrana, but Myzteziz lands back on his feet. Oliver with The Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Oliver whips Myzteziz across the ring. Myzteziz leapfrogs over Oliver. Oliver pulls Myzteziz down to the mat. Myzteziz monkey flips Oliver out of the ring. Myzteziz goes for an Arm-Drag TakeOver on the floor, but Oliver cartwheels back onto his feet. Brazil and Octagon with Simultaneous Wrecking Ball Dropkicks. Brazil dives over Octagon. Octagon with a Spike Rana. Brazil answers with a Flying HeadScissors TakeOver. Octagon is not impressed. Octagon with a forearm smash. Brazil reverses out of the irish whip from Octagon. Octagon with an Apron Enzuigiri. Octagon follows that with a SpringBoard Corkscrew Arm-Drag. Octagon rolls under a clothesline from Brazil. Octagon with a HeadScissors TakeDown. Octagon with a Pump Kick.
Jinetes Del Aire are mauling Brazil in the corner. Pop Up Missile Dropkick. Triple cover for a two count. Jinetes Del Aire unloads Two SuperKicks. CodeBreaker/WheelBarrow Suplex Combination. Vikingo lands The Shooting Star Press. Oliver breaks the melee for a brief moment. Oliver is receiving the same treatment Brazil did. Myzteziz arm-drags Octagon into Oliver. Vikingo with a Diving Corner Dropkick for a two count. Brazil is raining down haymakers. Reed kicks Octagon out of the ring. Reed is flexing his muscles. Brazil goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Myzteziz lands back on his feet. Reed matrix out of a clothesline from Myzteziz. Reed with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Brazil follows that with a CodeBreaker. Oliver delivers The Running Boot. Injustice with a Double SpineBuster/Bridging German Suplex Combination. Vikingo breaks up the pinning opportunity. Vikingo tees off on Reed. Injustice has the numbers advantage. Vikingo is displaying his fighting spirit. Injustice hits their SlingShot NeckBreaker/Pendulum BackBreaker Combination. Reed with a SlingShot Senton for a two count.
Oliver kicks Octagon in the gut. Brazil punches Octagon in the back. Oliver blasts Octagon with a knife edge chop. Injustice with Stereo SuperKicks. Brazil with a HandStand TakeOver that sends Octagon out of the ring. Brazil lands The Suicide Dive. Injustice poses for the crowd. Jinetes Del Aire dropkicks Injustice off the ring apron. Jinetes Del Aire with a Fosbury Flop/SomerSault Plancha Combination. Octagon nails Brazil with a Hook Kick. Octagon wraps up this sequence with a SpringBoard Corkscrew Plancha. Jinetes Del Aire goes for Stereo 450 Splashes, but Injustice ducks out of the way. Brazil with the cover on Vikingo for a two count. Brazil with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick to Myzteziz. Oliver kicks Vikingo in mid-air. Oliver with a Snap German Suplex. Brazil with a SomerSault Plancha.
Oliver follows that with The Tope Cutter on the floor. Brazil rolls Vikingo back into the ring. Oliver with a SlingShot Twisting Cutter to Vikingo. Brazil hits The Standing Slice Bread #2. Reed drills Octagon with a Leaping Cutter to the outside. Myzteziz breaks up the cover with a Flying Crossbody Block. Reed with a Flying Dropkick to Myzteziz. Reed continues to flex his muscles. Injustice gets Myzteziz trapped in a Double CrossFace/Boston Crab Combination. Brian Pillman Jr spits beer into Brazil’s eyes. Octagon and Vikingo with Stereo SuperKicks. Brazil grabs a steel chair. Pillman snatched the chair out of Brazil’s hands. Myzteziz SuperKicks Brazil. Octagon delivers The Asai MoonSault. Myzteziz with a Step Up Corkscrew Plancha. Vikingo connects with The ShotGun Meteora. Vikingo lands The 630 Senton Splash to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still AAA World Trios Champions, Jinetes Del Aire via Pinfall
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