The PWT Flashback Series continues. This week i’ll be re-transcribing my 10 favorite promos from the advocate for Brock Lesnar, Paul Heyman. Let me in the comment section below, what are your favorite Paul Heyman Promos??
10.) Paul Heyman Vows Brock Lesnar Will Give John Cena A Beating At SummerSlam – August 11, 2014 – Monday Night Raw
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. And in six days, I will be the advocate for the reigning defending WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world, The Conquerer, Brock Lesnar. Now, before I begin my dissertation where I get to educate you all, let me give you just a taste of what I do on Monday Night Raw. I sell you on major events. If I have to come out here right now and explain to you the history making beating that John Cena will suffer this Sunday at SummerSlam, you’re missing the entire point. See, my client has asked me to come out here tonight and sell SummerSlam to the Cenation. Brock Lesnar wants to address fans of John Cena. Because you see, ladies and gentlemen, bad things happen to good people when you step into the ring with Brock Lesnar.
So, let’s understand one thing, those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it to which I offer you this historical perspective. My client, Brock Lesnar, conquered The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania. And if you are a fan of The Undertaker and I told you before WrestleMania and I did tell you before WrestleMania that this would be the look of shock on everyone’s face when Brock Lesnar drove The Undertaker down into the canvas and put the streak out of the conquerer’s misery. If you are an Undertaker fan, you wouldn’t dare have missed WrestleMania. When Brock Lesnar was a rookie in WWE, he got his hands on a man called Dwayne Johnson. And if you are a fan of The Rock and you knew what was coming, you would never have missed that match, because after Brock got his hands on The Rock, The Rock wasn’t around for six to eight months.
When Brock was a rookie in WWE, he got his hands on a man named, Hulk Hogan. And when Brock was done with Hulk Hogan, no Hulkamaniac got their eyes on their hero for at least a year. And if Hulk Hogan ever came back for revenge against Brock Lesnar, there would be no birthday celebration tonight, hint, hint. Now stands John Cena, so this is our message to the Cenation, if you’re a fan of John Cena, don’t miss SummerSlam, because when John Cena comes out here and says, you can’t see me, he ain’t lying, because after this Sunday when Brock Lesnar is through with John Cena, you ain’t gonna see John Cena around here anymore. Now, my client has gotten his hands on John Cena in the past to with I offer you this historical perspective. Ladies and gentlemen, at Extreme Rules in 2012, my client, Brock Lesnar, got his hands on John Cena and while John Cena admittedly won the match, even John Cena will tell you that he lost the fight. And the beating that Brock Lesnar laid down on John Cena is something that needs to be addressed, because when John Cena got that tainted victory over Brock Lesnar, Brock will never make an excuse.
But i’ll stooge this off, Brock. Brock Lesnar was still battling diverticulitis which ended his UFC career. And the Brock Lesnar that John Cena fought was Brock Lesnar at 50% and that Brock Lesnar still laid down a beating on John Cena that John Cena couldn’t recover from. This Sunday, Brock Lesnar is at 100%. And the beating that awaits John Cena is that of a shakespearean tragedy. He’s a 15 Time Champ. And he likes to have his fun, but not at your expense. So let us school you, son. No, i’m not from West Newbury. No, he can’t hip hop like you. My client is the conquerer. I’m just Brock’s advocating jew. You see, my name is Paul Heyman and my client is the beast. And on the 17th of August, on your title, he shall feast. You don’t like Paul Heyman guys. You think their attitudes too smug. You’re gonna beat Brock’s ass because you’re the doctor of the thugs. I mean you’ve beaten all the best, but now Lesnar’s on your plate. You say your time is now.
Brock says your calendar’s out of date. So here’s some free advice with SummerSlam drawing near, get it out your damn system when you say the champ is here, because with six days away from the west coast’s biggest arena, where my client, Brock Lesnar, will conquer John Cena. I almost forgot. Ladies and gentlemen, my client wishes you to know that as of this moment, this is Brock’s house now. On Sunday, it will be Brock’s title, but in the meantime, my client has already conquered the WWE Universe which makes all of you Brock’s servants. This is Brock’s house. This ring is Brock’s home. And if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to take the man of the house out to dinner. We do understand that John Cena has something to say. A huge birthday celebration for Hulk Hogan, don’t let this party get out of hand, because when the man of the house is done eating dinner tonight, he’s coming back home.
9.) The City Hall Of Suplex City. Monday Night Raw – July 6, 2015 – Chicago, Illinois
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the nightmare of Suplex City, Brock Lesnar. It has come to my client’s attention that Seth Rollins and his little band of merry man for some reason think my client Brock Lesnar is still in Tokyo, Japan which goes to show you that you can put a title on anybody and at the end of the day there’s still some dumb schmuck Justin Bieber wannabe, that lucked his way into the WWE Championship. Let me spell this out so even something like Seth Rollins can understand it. Seth Rollins, you’re going to learn the hard way that Brock Lesnar is the lord thy god, hallowed be his name. And my client Brock Lesnar is not a god of love, he’s not a god of family, he’s not a god of forgiveness. My client Brock Lesnar is a god of violent retribution. And that violent retribution will come at the expense of Seth Rollins and any human being that stands with Seth Rollins, for I assure you, this is the sword that shall pierce Seth Rollins’ shield.
Indulge me for a minute. Let’s just take a look at what’s happened in history. When my client Brock Lesnar took the streak away from The Undertaker, hey, don’t boo the advocate. When my client Brock Lesnar took the streak away from The Undertaker, Brock didn’t have any respect for The Undertaker, but he didn’t disrespect The Undertaker either. There was a streak, my client wanted to conquer it and that’s what he does. Brock Lesnar conquers things. This one you’ll cheer. When my client Brock Lesnar took John Cena to Suplex City, Brock Lesnar didn’t have any respect for John Cena, and why would he? But Brock also didn’t disrespect John Cena. Brock wanted the championship, he conquered John Cena and took what was rightfully his. When my client showed Roman Reigns at WrestleMania what a savage beating truly is, my client didn’t have any respect for Roman Reigns, but he didn’t disrespect him either. He decided to conquer Roman Reigns. But now, now, Seth Rollins, my client not only doesn’t respect you, my client harbors disrespect for you. Because Seth Rollins, you have broken the eleventh commandment: thou shall not intentionally provoke the beast, Brock Lesnar.
And Seth Rollins didn’t just provoke you once, when at WrestleMania he cashed in Money In The Bank. Seth Rollins didn’t just provoke you twice, the day after WrestleMania when he slimed his way out of your rematch and beat up everybody in sight and got suspended. But now Seth Rollins has intentionally provoked you three times when two weeks ago like a gang of hyenas, you all piled on the beast. A beast that is still breathing, a beast who is still alive and a beast who is frapping at the mouth and is salivating for revenge against Seth Rollins. Now, I know my job. My jobs is to sell you on the fact that on July 19th in St. Louis, Missouri at Battleground my client Brock Lesnar will get his hands on the reigning defending undisputed heavyweight champion of the world Seth Rollins and will take the championship back. But, ladies and gentlemen, I assure you that the title match may take place in St. Louis, but the beatings and the suplexes begin tonight. Because that beating and those suplexes will take place at the altar of the beast in this cathedral of retribution, in the city hall of Suplex City also known as The Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois. Now, my client has heard that Seth Rollins will be here tonight. And since Seth Rollins will be here tonight, my client ain’t going anywhere this evening. So someone better tell the champ that waiting for him is a seth slapping, rollins busting, back breaking beast of Battleground, Brock Lesnar.
8.) Paul Heyman Makes A Jaw Dropping Brock Lesnar Announcement – November 28, 2016 – Monday Night Raw
That’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? We screwed up and we have to take accountability for that and there’s no getting around that, we screwed up. We took Goldberg lightly. Fantasy warfare just got real. It was a fucking video game. This guy is a relic, who hasn’t stepped in the ring in 12 years and he steps into the ring with Brock Lesnar, The Conquerer, The Beast. We thought this would have been the easiest payday of Brock’s career. And right out of the gate, Goldberg spears Brock and cracks Brock’s ribs. And from there it’s fait accompli.
You can’t breathe, you can’t fight. Like you care? Like you’ve been sitting up at night worrying how Brock Lesnar can process all of this. The broken ribs are part of the game, that’s it. It’s like a doctor crying, all I get to do is see sick people. You come into this business, injuries occur and that’s an accepted part of it. But the humiliation, the embarrassment, there’s no excuses that we can offer here. This goes into history. People can watch this over and over again for the next 100 years. This goes in the record books. This is part of Brock Lesnar’s legacy, that he got beat in a minute, twenty six. He’s dealt with losses before.
I’ve been with him through ups and through downs but this, this is embarrassing, and it has put Brock in the mindset that he has something to prove, which scares me, because that moment can define you, it can destroy you, or it can drive you to greater heights than you’ve ever achieved before. And think about what a Brock Lesnar with something to prove is going to be capable of. I don’t think we’ve ever seen this side of Brock Lesnar before. Now, Brock Lesnar has something to prove then he is going to prove it. So, if Goldberg’s in the Royal Rumble Match, Brock Lesnar is in the Royal Rumble Match. And there’s only going to be room for one winner, one conquerer, and twenty eight losers, and one victim. And that victim’s name is Goldberg.
7.) The Raw After Royal Rumble 2015 – January 26, 2015 – Monday Night Raw
Excuse me, congratulations. You know I have always respected you, and you know how much I respect your accomplishment last night. And with your kind permission, it’s a little impromptu, do you mind if I am the one that asks the questions here tonight? With all due respect.
Roman Reigns: I got nothing to hide.
Paul Heyman: Some would say that’s your first mistake, but that’s okay. Would you excuse me please? Thank you. I asked Brock about this before we were listening to what you were saying. And I think you know this from the heart, I have known your family longer than you’ve known your family. I have known your father since I was a little kid taking pictures of him and his brother Afa as the WWE World Tag Team Champions. And I always respected them. I took Yokozuna’s first publicity pictures. I managed your Uncle Fatu before he was known as Rikishi, and was standing with him way before the show began in The Omni when he brought his two sons, Jimmy and Jey, down to the ring for the very first time and watched your cousins, now known as The Usos, climb to the top rope and deliver frog splashes on each other without ever entering the wrestling ring.
Everything about your family is like a bird to air. It’s like a fish to water. It’s in a samoan’s blood to go into the ring. I have known you since you were a little boy in Pensacola when your dad was wrestling in the arenas down there. And I’m awfully proud of you for what you accomplished last night. I respect it greatly. I also know Dwayne The Rock Johnson, but more importantly, The Rock knows Brock Lesnar. And here’s a part of your family history that is not told down to the next generation. Because in 2002, The Rock ruled the roost around here. The Rock just like Brock is now, was the reigning defending Undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world. Laying the smackdown all across the globe. The one, the top guy. And everybody’s fantasy was that was going to last forever. Until that fantasy ran up against the reality in a new guy, like you are the new guy.
The next big thing, like I think you’re the next big thing, in a rookie by the name of Brock Lesnar. And when that rookie Brock Lesnar got his hands on The Rock, Brock Lesnar took at will the WWE World Heavyweight Championship away from The Rock. Now surely you remember their epic rematch on PPV. You don’t. You can’t. Because The Rock never asked for a rematch with Brock Lesnar. Because one match with Brock Lesnar was all The Rock could handle. And that’s the one thing I don’t get that The Rock doesn’t tell you what you are up against at WrestleMania. Why? A family member. Your cousin, your uncle. Again with respect, your blood doesn’t tell you, not just who you’re fighting, but what you are fighting. I get it. You’re the one to beat the one in 21 and 1. My question, sir, Roman, with all due respect, how are you going to handle disappointing your family when you lose to Brock Lesnar? Because you can’t beat Brock Lesnar. Not today. And certainly not at WrestleMania. How are you going to handle that disappointment, when you lose in the main event at WrestleMania?
6.) ECW One Night Stand 2005
I want you to know i’m not crying. My eyes are because I was in the back smoking a joint with Van Dam. I have it in my heart to thank Todd Gordon for me to have chance to be creative and to book for you crazy bastards. I have a need to thank that man, Ron Buffone, and his partner Charlie Brizeak and sitting in the tv station and building that tv show for you. You are the craziest bastards I have ever met in my life. I love every one of you. And I was going to take the high road and just say thank you and leave. But I have something to say to you. You see, I have waited a long time to say this to you, Eric Bischoff. But in case you don’t notice, it’s not Paul Heyman with his tail between his legs going to a WCW PPV.
You are in our house, bitch. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hide your wives, it’s Edge. Now, Edge, I know nobody with a written promo has the balls to say this to you, but I have two words for you, Matt Freaking Hardy. Well, with that, I almost forgot about you. Mr. Shoot Promo himself. Bounced checks, ECW went out of business. Hey, John, on a personal note from all of us just to you, since you want to shoot, cowboy, the only reason you were the WWE Champion for a year is because Triple H didn’t want to work Tuesdays. Hey, one more time for old time’s sake. Right there so the whole world can see it. This ain’t WCW. This ain’t Monday Night Raw. This ain’t SmackDown. This ain’t even WWE. This, my friends, is EC Fucking W!
5.) A WrestleMania Spoiler? – March 30, 2020 – Monday Night Raw
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman. And I am the advocate for your reigning, defending, undisputed, WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world, Brock Lesnar. I hate to be the one that ever pulls back the curtain on this industry, I believe in the magic of WWE. I love being in a business where we take larger than life personalities and we embellish and we exaggerate and we market and we promote them to a global audience. This is the final segment of the final Monday Night Raw before this years WrestleMania, the most unique WrestleMania of our lifetimes. And not just because it’s the only WrestleMania that’s too big for just one night, we are all living through the most unique of time in our lifetimes together. They call this, the go-home segment on the go-home Raw to WrestleMania. And if you look at the past 20 years, who stands here in this ring, in the go home segment for the go-home Raw before WrestleMania? More often than not, your champion, Brock Lesnar.
Why is that? Because, year in and year out at WrestleMania, Brock Lesnar is the beast to slay, the conquerer to conquer, the one to beat on the single biggest show of the year. This year, Drew McIntyre has truly stepped up, my compliments sir, much respect to you. Why? Because, Drew McIntyre is that special. Compared to the guy on the street, Drew McIntyre is that special. Compared to the dumbass in the gym who says, I can do that WWE stuff, no you can’t, Drew McIntyre is special. Compared to locker room and let’s be honest with each other, that is the most extraordinary roster in the history of this industry, Drew McIntyre compared to all of them, is that special. You know who else was special? The Rock, who got laid out and beat by Brock Lesnar the first time Brock ever went after that title. You know who else was special? The Immortal, Hulk Hogan, who’s blood was wiped across Brock Lesnar’s chest like some mid-evil warlord conquering the past.
You know who else was special? Randy Couture, Shane Carwin, John Cena, The Undertaker, they were all not just special, they were legends, they were hall of famers, they were icons that stood above the all other icons. At the end of the day, when they got into the ring against a once ever athlete like, Brock Lesnar, you know what happen? They ended up like everyone else, not so god damn special, but just Brock’s bitch. Drew McIntyre does not need for me to embellish, or exaggerate, or market, or promote just how damn good that ClayMore Kick is. So was The Rock Bottom, so was Hulk Hogan’s Leg Drop, so was Randy Couture and Shane Carwin’s knockout punch, so was John Cena’s Attitude Adjustment, so was The Undertaker’s ChokeSlam and TombStone at WrestleMania and none of them worked on Brock Lesnar, on the day that Brock Lesnar stepped in the ring and it truly mattered after the bell rang. Now that Brock Lesnar knows that The ClayMore Kick is coming to him, one or two things are going to happen.
Either Brock Lesnar has now mastered a strategy that will avoid The ClayMore Kick or Brock Lesnar will eat a ClayMore Kick and then we’re gonna find out, if The ClayMore Kick can take down, Brock Lesnar? I have something for you, it’s more than a prediction, it’s more than a spoiler, it’s an absolute guarantee. Next year, on the go-home segment, on the go-home Raw before WrestleMania, you know who’s gonna be standing here? Brock Lesnar, with the title over his shoulder. You know what i’ll be talking about? The fact that Drew McIntyre, just like everyone else had a great story to tell, his more compelling than others because he’s the right guy, in the right place, with the right look at the right time, but he got beaten fugly at the 2020 WrestleMania by the reigning, defending, undisputed, heavyweight champion of the world, Brock Lesnar. Because this year at WrestleMania, Drew McIntyre walks in special, and Drew McIntyre walks over just like everybody else, nothing more than Brock’s bitch.
4.) Post WrestleMania 31 – March 30, 2015 – Monday Night Raw
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the most non PG ass kicker of the PG Era, Brock Lesnar. So let’s talk about it, let’s get it out of the way. What happened last night at WrestleMania? My client, as we told you he would do, laid a beating on a samoan badass the likes of which no one had ever seen before at WrestleMania. My client took his hands, put them on the number one challenger for the world title and did nothing but suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex, suplex him right through the canvas. Or as my client, Brock Lesnar said, Suplex City, Bitch. So now Brock Lesnar is bitch slapping Roman Reigns all over the ring and what happened? What happened?
This Samoan Badass, who’s predecessors were eating human flesh was sitting there eating the pain and liking the taste and smiling at Brock Lesnar and saying, i’m gonna bring the same right back to you. I will not spend my time tonight singing Roman Reigns’ Praises. I will tell you he can sink or swim on his own from here but my client, Brock Lesnar, almost respects Roman Reigns. Kid, you still got a ways to go. So then Brock Lesnar got bored. Brock Lesnar was hungry. He wanted to go out for dinner and Brock Lesnar says, goodnight, everybody. Picks Roman Reigns up on his shoulders, F5. And here comes slimy, disgusting, little Seth Rollins. Who cashes in Money In The Bank, makes it a triple threat, curb stomps everyone in sight and scores a pinfall on the challenger not the champion and scurries away the most undeserving WWE Champion of anybody’s lifetime.
I got this. You all know my father was a prominent New York Attorney and I have apprised my client of his legal rights that I can go to Sacramento, get an immediate injunction in the seventh circuit court. I can have the decision reversed. Seth Rollins will no longer be the winner. I will tie up WWE in litigation for the next three or four months, have the title held up. Unfortunately for me, my client, Brock Lesnar, thinks all lawyers are scumbags. And Brock Lesnar will not file an injunction, will not go to the seven circuit court, does not want to tie up WWE in litigation.
My client Brock Lesnar wants to invoke his rematch clause. And Ladies and Gentlemen, I have been authorized to tell you that rematch will not happen at SummerSlam, will not happen at next year’s WrestleMania, will not happen at Extreme Rules, will not happen at Payback. That rematch clause is being invoked right here, right now, tonight. Oh, well then, let me give you not a prediction, but a spoiler. Tonight, for the first time in over a decade, my client is going to wrestle live on Monday Night Raw. My client is going to deliver a beating to Seth Rollins. And after the beating, my client is going to pin or tap out Seth Rollins and you will hear an announcement, not from Lilian Garcia, but from me. And I will say, ladies and gentlemen, the winner and once again, reigning, defending, Undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world, Brock Lesnar.
3.) Paul Heyman Accepts Triple H’s SummerSlam 2012 Challenge – July 23, 2012 – Raw 1,000
Here’s the part of the list where I let the video speak for itself, you’re welcome.
2.) Paul Heyman Dissolves #HijackRaw – March 3, 2014 – Chicago, Illinois – Monday Night Raw
I believe he deserves louder than that. I came here tonight to tell the story of a Paul Heyman Guy, a Paul Heyman Guy that was never truly wanted in WWE. A Paul Heyman Guy that they thought was too small to main event WrestleMania. A Paul Heyman Guy that didn’t have the right corporate look, a Paul Heyman Guy that had too many tattoos, a Paul Heyman Guy that rebel against the system, against the authority, against the first family to such a degree that they didn’t want him in WWE from day one and they don’t want him in WWE right now. I came here tonight to tell you the story of a Paul Heyman Guy that had the balls to say what nobody else had the balls to say. I came here tonight to tell you about a Paul Heyman Guy that was born in, raised in, and still lives in Chicago.
My name is Paul Heyman and, ladies and gentlemen, this is my pipe bomb about CM Punk who is not here this evening. And here’s the biggest part of my pipe bomb. Hey, if you are looking for me to disagree with you, i’m sorry, I don’t. No one is more upset that he can’t see CM Punk perform in this ring tonight than I am, no one. Because if CM Punk were here tonight, he would be doing exactly what he always claimed to do. He would be proving his detractors wrong and he would be showing the entire WWE Universe that he is the best in the world. So what really happened? Why isn’t CM Punk here tonight? Why won’t anybody talk about CM Punk anymore? Because there is a finger to point around here, there is someone to blame. There is someone to hold accountable why CM Punk just wouldn’t put up with it anymore.
And ladies and gentlemen, there comes a time where you have to risk your own job security and point that finger of blame. And tonight, in this very ring, I point the blame for the fact that CM Punk is not here tonight. I point that finger at each and every single one of you. Oh, you can boo me all you want. The truth hurts, doesn’t it? This is why i’ve always found it so much easier in life to lie. People accepts lies so much easier, but the truth does sting just a little bit, doesn’t it? The fact is when CM Punk was with me, CM Punk was the longest reigning WWE Champion of the past 25 years. I provided CM Punk the bootham from which his soul could be nourished and then, then you took him away from me. You made CM Punk your hero. You said you would give CM Punk your love, your affection, your respect, your affirmation. And how far did it get you? You didn’t just take CM Punk away from me, you took CM Punk away from yourselves. I don’t just blame each and every single one of you.
I blame someone else as well. I blame The Undertaker. Because this entire downward spiral began when we couldn’t beat the streak at last year’s WrestleMania. And if anybody wants to carry a message to The Undertaker right now, carry this, Paul Heyman wants revenge. So how do you get revenge against The Undertaker? How do you kill what’s already dead? The fact is I want to see the streak taken away from The Undertaker and there’s only one man on the face of the planet that can do it. I want that streak beaten. I want The Undertaker stripped out of the streak. I want the streak conquered. And there’s only one man that can conquer that streak, and he’s my best friend in the world. He is the conquerer. He is the beast incarnate, Brock Lesnar.
1.) Post WrestleMania 30 – April 7, 2014 – Monday Night Raw
Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and it is the greatest privilege of my career to serve as the advocate for the beast incarnate, Brock Lesnar, the conqueror of The Undertaker’s streak. A streak that lasted nearly a quarter of a century. A quarter of a century that ended in 3 seconds at the hands of the conquerer, Brock Lesnar. I understand how you feel. You’re in shock, which shows me your lack of intelligence, because we hate to say that we told you so, but ladies and gentlemen, we told you so. My client stood before you with a shirt, now here it is, I know how difficult it is for you read, but it says, eat, sleep, break the streak. And you had the temerity to doubt the strategy of the greatest manager in sports entertainment history, Paul Heyman, or the physical credentials of the most dominant athlete in WWE ever, Brock Lesnar.
Hey, let’s get one thing straight. Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people’s faces. Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put tears in the eyes of children. But now that you all know the headlines, let’s go a little bit off page and shoot from the hip, shall we? Five seconds after walking through the curtain at WrestleMania, The Undertaker collapsed. And as all the, oh, I know you don’t want to hear this story, do you? It’s a little too real for you. So, as all the paramedics and the doctors are panicking and there’s chaos backstage, the most ruthless man that has ever had the pleasure of meeting me, the chairman of the board, Vincent Kennedy McMahon left WrestleMania and rode to the hospital with The Undertaker. The Undertaker is being treated today for a severe concussion. He came this close to a broken neck, this close to a cracked skull, and the greatest thing The Undertaker ever did was not getting his shoulder up on that third F5, because if he did he would have had a broken neck, Brock Lesnar would have cracked his skull.
Brock Lesnar was prepared to beat on The Undertaker to such of a degree that the complexion of this television show would have changed tonight, because Brock Lesnar wasn’t done until the streak was dead. Here’s what really gets to me. When the match was over John Bradshaw Layfield and those two other things that call themselves announcers stood up and gave a standing ovation, along with 80,000 other people in The SuperDome. SuperDome, Hogan, not SilverDome and gave a standing ovation to The Undertaker. Gave a standing ovation to the guy that lost the fight. Here is what I don’t understand. Brock Lesnar always taught me in every in fight there’s a winner and a loser. Well, last night The Undertaker was a loser. And the winner, whether you like it or not, was Brock Lesnar. But since this is supposed to be the wildest crowd of the year, you should all feel empowered, because each and every single one of you is exactly like every single member of that WWE Locker Room. You’re all a bunch of wannabes.
When Brock Lesnar walked through that curtain last night, nobody gave him a standing ovation. Everybody looked down. Do you know why? Because nobody respected Brock Lesnar, which is fine for Brock because Brock respects nobody. He barely tolerates me and he certainly doesn’t respect someone who is gonna fly in from around the world to sit here on the Monday after WrestleMania, trying to get noticed on worldwide tv. So, notice this, okay. There’s a lot of people in the back who sit there and say, I could have been the one to jump from the ring to the octagon, but Daniel Bryan never fought in an octagon. John Cena never fought in an octagon. The Undertaker never fought in an octagon. You know why? They’re all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the one. There’s a lot of people who wanted to be the NCAA Division 1 Heavyweight Champion, The Ultimate Fighting Champion, The Undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion. The Rock never pulled that off. Hulk Hogan never pulled that off. Stone Cold Steve Austin never pulled that off.
Know why? They’re all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the one. And then you’ve got a bunch of guys in the locker room last night coming up to me saying, hey, Paul, I could have been the one to break the streak. I could have beaten The Undertaker. So why didn’t you? Randy Orton didn’t break the streak. Shawn Michaels didn’t break the streak. Triple H didn’t break the streak. Know why? They’re all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the one, because Brock Lesnar is the one in 21-1. I’m sorry. Are you saying what to me? Oh, I forgot who you are. So, i’ll say it slowly for you. Brock Lesnar is the one in 21-1. Ladies and gentlemen, there are WWE Hall of Famers, there are legends, and there are WWE Superstars, and the key to that is that they’re all plural. They’re all lumped together and then there’s only one that stands head and shoulders above the rest on a platform of his own. There’s only one beast incarnate, there’s only one conquerer of the streak, and there’s only one Brock Lesnar.
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