March 7, 2020
The 2300 Arena
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
Episode 100 !!!
Commentators: Rich Bocchini, AJ Kirsch and Alicia Atout
Jacob Fatu Promo
Tonight, it ain’t about wins and it’s sure as hell ain’t about losses. This is about pain. Cima, you see my fist, it got your name on it, with non-stop bullets. And tonight, i’m putting you down for good. Hail, Contra !!
Davey Boy Smith Jr. Pre-Match Interview
Alicia Atout: Davey, tonight you’re set to step into the ring to face, Erick Stevens.
Davey Boy Smith Jr: That’s right. You know, Erick Stevens, I’ve heard a lot about you. Seem to have a big mouth, huh? Like to rant on twitter and your social media pages, saying that Davey Boy Smith Jr been hiding from you. Think that you’re pretty tough, huh? With that mohawk and some cool tattoos, you’re a real tough guy, aren’t you? Guess what? When you step in the ring with Davey Boy Smith Jr, i’m gonna knock that mohawk sideways and for anybody else that wants to jump me. I got my family watching me. So, Erick Stevens, tonight i’m going to hurt you and i’m gonna make you very sorry.
First Match: Davey Boy Smith Jr. vs. Erick Stevens w/Kit Osbourne
Filthy Tom Lawlor joins the commentary team for this match. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Smith has the obvious strength advantage. Smith signals for the test of strength. Smith shoves Stevens to the corner. Smith flexes his muscles. Strong lockup. Smith applies a side headlock. Smith drops Stevens with a shoulder tackle. Smith tells Stevens to bring it. Smith grabs another side headlock. Smith with two side headlock takeovers. Stevens answers with the headscissors escape. Smith pops back on his feet. Stevens pie faces Smith. Smith with a straight hand. Chop/Forearm Exchange. Stevens kicks Smith in the gut. Smith with a forearm smash. Smith whips Stevens back first into the turnbuckles. Smith with a high elbow smash. Smith follows that with a Delayed Bodyslam. Smith with a Snap Bodyslam. Smith with a Running Leg Drop for a two count.
Smith applies a rear chin lock. Smith uppercuts Stevens. Smith hits The Delayed Vertical Suplex for a two count. Stevens regroups on the outside. Stevens punches Smith in the back. Stevens throws Smith into the ringside barricade. Stevens blasts Smith with a knife edge chop. Smith slams Stevens head on the ring apron. Stevens with a boot to the midsection of Smith. Smith responds with a Vertical Suplex on the floor. Smith delivers a blistering chop. Stevens drops Smith with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Stevens works on the left leg of Smith. Stevens with forearm shivers. Stevens delivers a gut punch. Stevens wraps the left leg of Smith around the middle rope. Stevens with a running elbow smash. Stevens with a corner clothesline. Stevens follows that with a Flying Shoulder Tackle for a two count. Stevens applies the standing toe and ankle hold. Stevens transitions into a single leg crab. Smith crawls to the bottom rope to create separation. Stevens toys around with Smith.
Forearm Exchange. Stevens kicks Smith in the chest. Stevens with another Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Stevens applies a leg lock. Stevens headbutts the midsection of Smith. Smith with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Smith transitions into a corner mount. Smith whips Stevens across the ring. Smith with a Back Body Drop. Stevens begs for mercy. Smith kicks Stevens in the gut. Smith with three uppercut forearms. Stevens with a backslide cover for a two count. Stevens with The La Magistral for a two count. Stevens with an inside cradle for a two count. Smith headbutts the midsection of Stevens. Stevens decks Smith with a back elbow smash. Smith PowerSlams Stevens for a two count. Stevens with heavy bodyshots. Smith has Stevens perched on the top turnbuckle. Smith connects with The Running PowerSlam. Smith lands The Diving HeadButt to pickup the victory.
Winner: Davey Boy Smith Jr. via Pinfall
– Injustice has been banned from the arena.
Jimmy Havoc Promo
I have come to the realization that, I either – you know, some of my friends have told me that, I’m an addict. And it’s not an addiction, to drugs or drinks, which would be the more likely one. You see, I’m addicted to pain. So I love it when I get hurt. I love feeling my body get cut and i’ve seen my blood, but I really love hurting other people.
And tonight, Brian, you’re on my list. You’re the guy that’s gonna get hurt and please just understand that, this is nothing personal. I have nothing against you at all. When you get in the ring with me, something just takes over. So tonight, i’m gonna hurt you Brian. And deep down, I am genuinely sorry for it, but this is your own fault, so see you tonight.
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Low Ki Promo
Major League Wrestling is back in the 215. This time we’re about to find out, who the king of the knockouts really is. Low Ki vs. King Mo. Pro fighter coming into pro wrestling. You’re about to meet the lone wolf from Brooklyn.
LA Park Promo
Hello friends, LA Park here or as many may know me, the original LA Parka. Whatever you want to call me, I just want to tell you that, I, LA Park, am a free man. I am a free agent. I am known as a mercenary in wrestling. I am too big of a wrestler to be controlled. I am my own boss, so I do not have anyone bossing me around. I am free to do anything I want, I can fly around the world and fight anyone I want.
Second Match: Jimmy Havoc w/Priscilla Kelly vs. Brian Pillman Jr.
Feeling out process after the bell rings. Havoc with a waist lock takedown. Chain grappling exchange. Havoc applies a front face lock. Havoc transitions into a hammerlock. Pillman with a HipLock Takeover for a one count. Havoc applies the headscissors neck lock. Havoc scrambles to the corner. Havoc applies a wrist lock. Pillman kicks Havoc in the face. Nice display of sportsmanship. Havoc with two haymakers. Pillman responds with two deep arm-drags. Pillman dropkicks Havoc. Pillman with a corner clothesline. Pillman applies a wrist lock. Pillman with a pinning combination for a two count. Havoc starts biting Pillman’s fingers. Havoc ducks a clothesline from Pillman. Havoc with a back elbow strike. Pillman side steps Havoc into the turnbuckles. Havoc with a Leaping Double Foot Stomp for a two count. Havoc dumps Pillman out of the ring.
Havoc with clubbing blows to Pillman’s back. Havoc sends Pillman chest first into the ringside barricade. Pillman starts lighting up Havoc’s chest. Pillman inadvertently chops the steel ring post. Havoc chops Pillman in the back. Havoc rolls Pillman back into the ring. Havoc with a Leaping Senton Splash for a one count. Havoc applies the straight jacket hold. Haymaker Exchange. Pillman negates The Acid Rain Maker. Pillman slaps Havoc in the chest. Pillman with forearm shivers. Pillman drops Havoc with a RoundHouse Kick. Havoc uppercuts Pillman. Pillman PowerSlams Havoc for a two count. Pillman with clubbing corner clotheslines. Havoc reverses out of the irish whip from Pillman. Pillman with a Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Pillman launches Havoc over the top rope. Havoc dodges The SuperKick. Havoc bites the right boot of Pillman.
Pillman hits The Tilt-A-Whirl BackBreaker. Pillman follows that with a Straight Jacket Lung Blower for a two count. The referee is distracted by Priscilla Kelly. Havoc channels his inner Eddie Guerrero by pretending that Pillman clocked him with the steel chain. Pillman pleads with the referee that he didn’t do anything wrong. Havoc starts shoving the referee. Pillman rolls Havoc over for a two count. Havoc rocks Pillman with a forearm smash. Havoc with The Acid Rain Maker into the back of Pillman’s neck. Stalemate in the center of the ring. Pillman gets Havoc in a position for a DDT. Kelly climbs to the top turnbuckle. Kelly goes for a Flying Crossbody Block, but Pillman ducks out of the way. Pillman kicks Havoc in the gut. Pillman with a Swinging NeckBreaker. Pillman sends Kelly tumbling to the floor. Pillman connects with The Air Pillman to pickup the victory.
Winner: Brian Pillman Jr. via Pinfall
– Next week on MLW Fusion, Myron Reed will put his MLW Middleweight Championship on the line against The Laredo Kid.
– Find out more about Richard Holliday’s recent title defense in the Caribbeans by clicking here
The Lifestyles Of The Rich And Dynastic
Richard Holliday: Max, listen, we were down in St. Barts. No, it’s the good part of the Caribbean, the good part trust and the emphasis on good because they had nude beaches my friend. Listen, i’ll tell you all about it when you get back, talk to you later, okay, bye. So that was Max, I guess he’s doing okay. You know what? Gino, listen, when we were down at St Barts, don’t think we didn’t see you down there with the mamacita’s having a dynastic time.
Holliday and Hammerstone talk about pharmacies. Gino Medina is proud to be part of The Dynasty. Medina has a future match with Mance Warner.
Mance Warner Interview
Alicia Atout: Mance, next week you’re set to step into the ring to face, Gino Medina.
Mance Warner: Medina man, he’s smart guy. He can flip around, he’s real fast, he’s real tough. He’s a pretty boy that just sold his soul to run around with a bunch of them well-to-do rich pieces of shit. You know what old mance does with pieces of shit?
Alicia Atout: Tell, me.
Mance Warner: Well, I get drunk sometimes and I step on something and then I got to get it off my boot. So when I step out there, i’m gonna take these boots right down here, cameraman zoom down here there and get these boots right here. Them bad boys are called, shit kickers. And Gino, I’m gonna whoop that ass. You got anything else you want talk about out here?
Alicia Atout: I really want to talk about your uncle, is he okay after being attacked?
Mance Warner: Oh, he’s fine. He’s been walking around out here somewhere.
The segment concludes with Mance’s Uncle introducing Alicia to moonshine.
Josef Samael Promo
There’s been whispers of contra units next attack. Well, here’s a little intel, it’s not an attack. Contra units now must embark on a mission and prepare for the upcoming war. But don’t worry, while we may be in Katmandu or the mountains of Coderre and Siberia, Russia, our soldiers remain behind, hidden among the rest. Contra is planning. Contra is getting stronger. Contra is recruiting. Just like your soldiers in Japan, where Acura Quan and the sentai death squad ready for the upcoming war. Yes, the infiltration of the infidels is underway. Hail, Contra!
– Next week on MLW Fusion, Killer Kross will battle Filthy Tom Lawlor.
Third Match: Jacob Fatu (c) w/Josef Samael vs. Cima For The MLW World Heavyweight Championship
Hail, Contra !!! Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Fatu backs Cima into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Cima ducks under two clotheslines from Fatu. Cima kicks the left hamstring of Fatu. Cima with a tomahawk chop to the back. Cima applies a side headlock. Cima runs into Fatu. Fatu refuses to go down. Cima tells Fatu to bring it. Fatu goes for The Samoan Drop, but Cima lands back on his feet. Cima applies a waist lock. Fatu decks Cima with a back elbow smash. Cima regroups on the outside. Cima is playing mind games with Fatu. Fatu runs after Cima. Cima with a Sliding Dropkick. Cima plays to the crowd. Cima applies the cravate. Following a snap mare takeover, Cima with a double knee drop. Cima with a Leaping Senton Splash for a one count.
Cima applies the sitting abdominal stretch. Fatu sends Cima across the ring. Fatu SuperKicks Cima. Fatu follows that with a running hip attack. Fatu is looking to slow things down. Fatu HeadButts Cima. Fatu is biting Cima’s fingers. Fatu applies a rear chin lock on the middle rope. Fatu repeatedly stomps on Cima’s chest. Fatu with clubbing shoulder blocks. Cima goes for a sunset flip, but Fatu stands still. Fatu poses for the crowd. Fatu gets Cima tied in the tree of woe. Fatu is putting the boots to Cima in the corner. Fatu with a Driving HeadButt in the midsection of Cima. Fatu has complete control of the match. Cima with heavy bodyshots. Fatu uppercuts Cima. Samael delivers a cheap shot behind the referee’s back.
Fatu slams Cima’s head on the time keepers table. Fatu rolls Cima back into the ring. Fatu applies the nerve hold. Cima is displaying his fighting spirit. Fatu scores the elbow knockdown. Fatu goes for The Vader Bomb, but Cima ducks out of the way. Cima with a Flying Meteora. Fatu catches Cima in mid-air. Cima drops Fatu with The Guillotine DDT. Cima applies The Triangle Choke. Fatu put his foot on the bottom rope to create separation. Following a snap mare takeover, Cima kicks Fatu in the back of the head. Fatu avoids The Flying Double Foot Stomp. Fatu connects with The Pop Up Samoan Drop. Fatu plants Cima with Two MoonSaults to pickup the victory. After the match, Fatu puts Cima in a body bag to close the show.
Winner: Still MLW World Heavyweight Champion, Jacob Fatu via Pinfall
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